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  • This is so hilarious!

  • 250 people have never been in a relationship with a bastert. :/

  • I hate when people make me touch their hands for stupid reasons.

  • whoever made this video:

    I WILL FIND YOU AND MARRY YOU

  • ROFL, LOL, & LMFAO

  • bastert

  • The giggle at the end is too cute :P

  • Line Breaks.

    They exist.

  • listen to this............... baked.

  • This + Sad violin= greatest. reading. ever.

  • this will never ever get old

  • That's pretty good.

  • LOL!

  • that was awesome!! hahahahaha

  • i hung up on you cuz you tall me hahahaha

  • Haha the chuckle at the end is priceless!!!

  • LOL!!!

    

  • *funny and so sad

  • Hahaha! This is so funny at slightly different times!

  • @MissMarientose true that

  • This video never ceases to make me laugh.

  • Please tell me who this is from. I wish to speak to this mindless woman and tell her that if she is BRAGGING to her EX about dating someone RIGHT AFTER HIM just so she could SPITE her EX... that she is a slut. 8D Maybe I'll also teach her how to spell? We can only pray.

  • hahahaha! that is so funny and so sad at the exact same time......

  • This makes me jealouse

  • honestly sounds like my ex girlfriend loosely based her texts to me in this fashion.

  • Lyke dis if it make u crey evry tyme

  • "I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORD DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE"

    And then saying that i luhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuved you pleas s s s s s s s s s ee!!!!!!!"

    Lmao the repeating letters xD

  • A+ in English ?

  • 1:30 on mentally raped me.

  • That awkward (or awesome?) moment when you're in a bad mood and then watch this. Hello, endorhpins. Nice to meet you.

  • Hahaha thats great

  • Umm. Idk how to respond.

  • Is it just me, or does this sound like Plankton from Spongebob reading this letter?

  • Crying, crying, crying with laughter.

  • any my mother hates you too LoL

  • Haha thats so funny

  • I'm sure her "lil bro who only 7YRS old" types better than her.

  • People this stupid need to be sterilized, sent to a labor camp to be worked to death, and then tossed into an unmarked mass grave.

  • Dear God....i couldnt stop laughing!!

  • Dramatic.

  • HAHA!

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  • Such n ass wipe n bastert!!

  • he starts to sound asian..

  • Well guess what bastert

  • This always make me laugh so freaking much.

    "You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons!!" XD

  • and always blocking your chair...HAHA!!!

  • Punctuation is your friend.

  • I LIKE THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Dear bender, your voice and put on act is not even funny, you sound like one of those over obsessed fannies that watch shite like Twighlight,

    Signed

    Gerririghupye lol

  • I HATE YOU, IVE ALWAYS HATED YOU!!

  • ohmygod i need more of these i'm dying of laughter

  • 'id rather date a spider or a rat den u ur so ugly and fat' dead.

  • "I'd rather date a spider or a rat." LMFAAAAAAOOOO.

  • This guy sounds like a pirate. :D

  • Is it just me or does he sound like tobuscus...

  • ...touching

  • Oh gosh xD His little laugh at the end is so cute xD

  • My cousin showed me this last night at like 4am and at the time I thought I was just exhausted/punchy because I was crying from laughing so hard. Turns out I wasn't as punchy as I thought 'cause I just watched it again and I still LMAO'd, LOL'd, ROFL'd etc. (HAHA!) The public school system must be so proud. Cranking out kids of this grammatical caliber. The Grammar Nazi would have a field day with this one. "A dangling participle..." The narration is what really made this. Like-a-boss.

  • And is always blocking your chairHAHA!

  • WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDD d d d d d d d d d :')

  • Women: God, please send a man who's charming, generous, caring, compassionate, daring, truthful, honest, sophisticated, calm,.........................­................

    Men: Big boobs God, pleeeeeease

  • I LOL'D XD

  • U SO G-LOUSE

  • Lmao how the fuck did this even get leaked to the internet

  • Begin a discussion on the importance of the Oxford comma.

  • realise how it slowly turned into an indian accent? HAHAH happens every fcking time =.=

  • Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • HE BLOCKED YOUR CHAIR HAHAHA

  • This girl has a way with words, I'm truly touched. Her words have made me hate Chris.

    I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THE ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD. How could you be so cruel chris, making her touch your hands for stupid reasons!

  • dude that was hilarious haha

  • Turn it up to 2x speed = Profit?!

  • "I'd rather date a spider"

  • "YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS."

    That seriously should be a meme.

  • @TheAndrewj96 rofl!!!

  • @TheAndrewj96 that part stood out to me xD

  • well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember

    YOU!

  • I have no words

  • your my hero chris (im guessing thats who read this)

  • I hate you more than anything in this damn worlddddddddddddd hahaah

  • LOL The top comment with Rainymood com is HILARIOUS to do.

  • i just wasted so much of my life watching this.. i could just go watch Disney Channel or Jersey Shore or something..

  • @kyliekristine90 Honey, face it, this is so much better quality.

  • im sorry for u bro but that's a bitch

  • Oh, come on... ^^

  • tara gilesbie wrote this. :D

  • @XXmello42 Yes!!!!!

  • lyk if u cried <3

  • @blaflz i crie evertim.. </////////33333

  • @blaflz evrytim

  • EPIC!!!! love it

  • World-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!

    I love the literal reading.

  • This is why 11 year olds shouldn't date XDDD

  • its so sad with the violin o.0.......

  • Don't you HATE it when guys make you touch their hands for stupid reasons?!

  • who even cares

  • This always makes me cry <3

  • lol so i she hates him

  • ok tell me where they found this i want pone

  • So I heard they're against full stops.

  • At least learn how to spell and use proper grammar before you tell someone off...!

  • the sad thing is is that these teenage girls are serious when they stuff like this....

  • I know girls like this at my school who write like this. And they think they're coolest people in the universe... no one takes them seriously.

  • @aliensrock50 man: "get me a beer"

    woman: "i find that degrading to my gender"

    "BJ?"

    "youre a selfish lover"

    "were breaking up"

    later on the internetz: "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME!!! CONFUSING DOUCHEBAGS, WHY DONT THEY MAKE ANY SENSE?"

  • GREATTTTTTTTT-TI TI TI TIT

  • I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WOOOOORLLLDI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI­-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI­-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-D

  • this is fucking amazing.

  • That's how women write break-up letters.

    Men write: U no give sex. bye

  • Aa Bb

  • HOLY SHIT. i thought i was gonna piss my pants xD. It's replaying because i had to log on. Who is talking like this? This girl needs a life. BECAUSE SHES SOOOO OVER the guy. This is proof she's not over him. 7 yearold brothers always like guys no matter what. no one gives a flying shyt on who she went out with afterward. i thought I was dramatic xD.

  • He sounds like he's trying not to laugh in a couple of spots.

  • "id rather date a spider or rat

    den u ur soooo ugly and fat!!!!!!!!!!"

    What rivettingly powerful poetry...haha.

  • BASTERT.

  • I like to think that the girl that wrote this letter is 13, has autism, is crazy about Sonic x Amy pairings, and has a Deviantart account and only uses it to write depressing journals so people can feel sorry for her.

  • you're so jeaLOUSE!

  • BRB DYING.

  • I used to write letters like this then i took a arrow to the knee

  • I have better things to do than remember YOU!!! :D

  • 1:46 iam

  • bastert

  • WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

  • Open 3 tabs:

    1. sad violin

    2. rainymood com

    3. this vid

    Enjoy

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay You are a genius.

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay

    haha That is fantastic!!!

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay Damien Rice - 9 Crimes works just as well!

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay :( I actually did

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay Cue incessant sobbing. </3

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay You sir are a goddamn genius ....

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay OH GOD YES

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay AMAZING

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay loooool nice!

  • @UlumuluLetsPlay you're a genius

  • I sample this in one of my tracks DoubleScreen-Change My Life Again on soundcloud. I was going to make it the longest drop ever. 2 MINUTES 59 SECONDS OF DROPPAGE! but i bottled it.

  • LOL 

  • Continually press 8 to hear the bionic man sound effect.

  • Okay who is this guy who records these?! I want to find more of his stuff! SO freakin funny!

  • HOLY SHIT i just died laughing for like a half hour

  • Hahahhahahah that's so funny

  • I can't. I can't. What makes me laugh so hard is that your brain automatically fixes the grammar mistakes etc, it's just too stupid and incorrect to try and read aloud ...

  • Oh wow. YTMND.

  • I cry from laughter every time I listen to this oh my GOD

  • this WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • BASTERT!

  • Lol!

    Couldn't stop laughing after the word bastert!

    @@

  • so lets make this clear she hates you

  • 1. Pause Video.

    2. Open new tap.

    3. Go to Youtube and Search 'Sad Violin.'

    4. Play at the same time!!  ENJOY!!

  • @MrHottiedude whaaat it matches perfectly, excellent xd

  • @MrHottiedude OMG ahahaha!!! this is amazing

  • Please, Marry me? I'm talking to your voice ...

  • it sounds like Dr Seuss! :L like if you agree

  • you

    make

    me

    touch

    your

    hands

    for

    stupid

    reasons

    worldddddddd

  • Omfg. That was hilarious. Tears stream down my face right now it was that hilarious.

  • Ohmygod. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard since ever.

  • DDDDDDUDUDUDUHDUHDUH.

  • Hahahah!!! That's so funny!!! Do more!

  • I wonder if this girl has ever seen this....

  • Ahahhahah the voice + this letter = perfect combination

  • I used to do dramatic readings, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • ...YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS

  • Thank goodness for people with horrid grammar, lack of logic, and stupidity, who have internet. Your comments make me laugh my ass off! Then again, i'm a tad bit of a hypocrite. As I do not have the best spelling.

  • OK?

  • well guess maybe i do maybe i dont

  • Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

  • yes

  • This sounds like Plankton.

  • hahaha

  • I know the guy who did this!

  • Lol I just really love this

  • @mushicorn that is exactly what I was thinking!

  • whoever wrote this is the best THE BOMB! do more dramatic readings

  • Always blocking your chair, what a great brother.

  • Brilliant. I seriously couldn't stop laughing after!

  • This never gets old.

  • You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons! XD

  • "i'd rather date a spider or den u ur soooo ugly and fat" - Retard Attempting Poetry

  • hahaha I make that voice when i mock people sometimes..... Ur a dick. yeeeaaahh me too. funny though.

  • lik dis if u cry evertim

  • 236 people are jealouse.

  • my girlfreinds a spider and i find this offensive

  • Sounds like Plankton is reading this