Drop Top - Machete (High Rankin Remix)

[4Kaos5]

Portugal here =D

[propker100]

roses are red

weed is green

when the beat drops

i jizz on the screen.

[chunkybluemonky]

@propker100 You stole this from another video lol..

[Lightninstrike1]

o that was dirty

[pierredahlwid]

I think it's the same monkey on drums in every dubstep track

[happiebelly]

the arrow thing is only funny when the guards say it :p

[loldude1222]

its things like the diffrence beetween 0:34 and 1:56 that make me love dubstep.

[pyrotanking]

HOLY CRAP...this is dubstep, im glad I realised

[Atomboii26]

yeh next time try to not kill my plants >:O

[AlexVanhinten]

omg!!!!! my neigbours call police !!!!!!



[trixymc08]

TUNEEE



[ObamaaYeaah]

Saw high rankin drop this at boomtown... sickest drop i've ever heard!

[elliottskl]

this gave me troll face at the drop! :3

[Kraaize]

now to find Xmaggot83X's comment.

[ModLeader4Kyle]

@Kraaize Control F Search Xmaggot83X You fucking faggot

[billyketola101]

I raped women and children after I heard this...

[EpicGentleman]

I shit my pants the first time I listened to this. I wish I was Machete.

[migface3]

ahh do you know Kylie?

[billyketola101]

damn now this is some sick dubstep

[zxXJMANXxz]

FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[Krybo]

Thats some epic discussion going on up there. I dont understand half the words

[ThatOneNerdLol]

@MCkillU That was awesome

[theRussellUSA]

this made me believe in santa :3

[KataclysmDubstep]

if you guys like this check out my channel. listen to kataclysm and he's funky. pretty filthy

[ProphecyA]

>----Knee----->

[PSYCOxSTEVE]

@ProphecyA fag^^^

[OfficialZangola]

The top comments are fucking brilliant

[TheKrazehhh]

If ic ould, i wud fuck ur account

[supraxz]

I swear u fucks need to quit saying you took an arrow to the knee its been used a billion goddamn times ur not original or funny just stfu already about it.

[thishoetrisha]

@supraxz Omg i fucking know right what the hell is up with people taking an arrow to the knee? Take an arrow up your asses hoes.



[supraxz]

@thishoetrisha YEAH!.



[enufwrk]

@supraxz u took an arrow to the knee didnt u...

[mikeyspikey123456789]

I used to sing out dubstep,then i took an arrow to the knee...

[tonyal06]

good good

[thehusbom]

Mossssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[bramissly]

CLEARLY no one here has ever taken a arrow to the knee.

[TheNoizeCinema]

@bramissly i took an arrow to the knee :/

[CoolASAdM]

the guy above me disliked the video! -_-

[JoJoHashii]

nice one!

[ghettoboi520]

saw this dude last night. fuckin sick!!!!!

[joaors321]

@ghettoboi520 AND ILL SEE TONIGHT AT SUNSET!!

[ghettoboi520]

@joaors321 shits fuckin crazy dude. gotta be rollin though

[Yusses96]

@joaors321 ahahha joão, encontrei-te!

[SPHSdrumline]

Muffins



[akkaproductionbmx]

No 1080p for safety reason

[oYezOYTieoYe]

machete! xP 

[KidShanobi1]

Smacked the shit outta my peen for not hearing this track earlier

[baggerbags]

Mashhetteee.

[Bazzabazeman]

I'm freaking 19, I should be too old for shitting myself :(

[TheKHUE]

the top comment makes me insecure about my penis's size

[TheHandsomeCrab]

this song makes me want to mug pensioners is that normal?

[SuckMyEpic]

hardcore porn babysitter ??? ---->>

[chefDiezel]

MACHETE!!!

+

[preventsquaids100]

ha the top comment s wrong its the same size as JB's penis

[MrBadman108]

I can never say anything clever to get the top comments.

[Cascadesbmx]

@MrBadman108 nope you cant because this comment certainly aint come back when you got something original

[chillee1000]

naaaaaaaajz I LIKE THIS SHIT

[oetlul6666]

dubstep is my viagra

[lewistoprider]

DJ Hazard version is better...

[heroskull4]

HE IS MACHETE!

BWAH BWAH BWAH DA DA DA BWAH BWAH BEAH PEW PEW BWAH BWAH!!!

[cosmocsharples]

why a fucking green background why not blue???!!!!!!!!

[zjc3109]

@cosmocsharples cuz greens the shittt

[leckgolomshaare]

wuhuuuu PARTYYÖÖÖÖÖ LERUUUUUUUN BEST CHANNEL GUYS LOLOL xd :D:D

[sloppi100]

omg orgasm !

[rubenlimadc]

dubstep <3

[Kimandru]

3:33 PLOP

[Xmaggot93X]

The like/dislike bar looks like a like/dislike bar.

[BloodyCrAzYzzz]

@Xmaggot93X huh?

[Xmaggot93X]

It is highly unlikely that the dislike bar is the size of anybody's penis. The average penis length is anywhere between 5 and 7 inches.

Lady Gaga more than likely is a girl, so it is illogical to believe she would have a penis.

With the song being an .mp3 file, it would be unusual for any dirt to be on it. The hard drive of a computer is protected by an exterior casing, and dirt seldom finds its way into the files.

[eloyitis]

@Xmaggot93X u b trippin XD

[MCkillU]

@Xmaggot93X I beg to differ, see the length of the dislike bar will vary when zoomed in etc. imagine if you will using an extremely large projector screen (IMAX or the like) im sure you will get something similar to whats being described.

Besides the dislike bar is like justin beibers penis in the sense it only gets bigger when faggots touch it.

The dislike bar is also like Lady Gaga's penis because is shouldn't be there. In conclusion, penises are easy to relate to.

[woxta]

@MCkillU being smartass on the smartass. i like. :)

[MCkillU]

@woxta Meh i just imagined him saying his entire comment with his eyes closed and a smug smile across his face (south park style).

[HxCnMeTaL]

@MCkillU killed it!

[shutupyoutwatify]

@Xmaggot93X Nigga you crazyyy

[soloraiderfan]

@Xmaggot93X you mean seldomly...

[JermeisterHD]

@Xmaggot93X The average penis size of which age group? That has to be specified.. ;)

[Xmaggot93X]

@JermeisterHD Of a three year old boy.

Trust me, I know.

[JermeisterHD]

@Xmaggot93X Hahahaha <3

[TheCarnalSuffering]

@Xmaggot93X Anti- joke chicken

[KidShanobi1]

@Xmaggot93X Gettin technical bout it,..

[WubaWubaLeprechaun]

@Xmaggot93X Whoooooaaaa.. slow down there faggot.

[Xmaggot93X]

@WubaWubaLeprechaun I hate that comment. I made it one night when I was as tired as shit. I don't know why you faggots gave it 89 likes.

[WubaWubaLeprechaun]

@Xmaggot93X nah man it was a good comment, i agree totally, so i give you thumbs up my friend.

[TheeAldeen]

@Xmaggot93X whhhhat the fuck are you rambling about? Dude, just listen to the music and Stfu - i still am thumbs up'n you because i agree with what your saying - but really?

[jammyrawks]

@Xmaggot93X but lady gaga does have a penis..



[AndyAngelZ]

@Xmaggot93X so now are u going to disprove the big bang theory?? the apocalypse??? Suck MY COCK BITCH IS THAT A CONSPIRACY??

[Xmaggot93X]

@AndyAngelZ The odds of the universe being created by the big bang is an astonishing 1 out of 1 * 10^132.

That is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0001% chance of success. With that said, the big bang theory is now highly questioned. M Theory and String Theory are less supported, but more credible.

Happy?

[hVL94]

@Xmaggot93X u r boss

[billyketola101]

@Xmaggot93X god made the universe. physically it may seem impossible but what we see and touch is not all that there is

[Xmaggot93X]

@billyketola101 Please keep your fairy tales out of a scientific discussion.

[HaloWolves343]

@Xmaggot93X that was the best comeback i have heard all day

[migface3]

@Xmaggot93X omg this is the best

[stalkingurmomskating]

shpeghetti -.-

[TorqDann]

Dirtier than african bath water

[BreakFree991]

It sucks



[stalkingurmomskating]

@BreakFree991 LOL UR RETARDED

[Omabroodje]

aaah turn it off

[RobFlips]

@MulletGaming Can't say the same about Duke Nukem,

[balhedzattack]

@.@



[cerj4eva]

0:27 SPAGHETTI!

[vollrath2323]

@MulletGaming your dead

[rmck14]

Two girls one machete..

[edIT1337k]

DUKE NUKEM ANTHEM :D OR CHUCK NORRIS :]

[MCkillU]

BIG BOOTY BITCHES i thought i was listening to that.

[coumarin]

i disliked this song so you can comment about it

[Abblefied]

@coumarin Rofl :D

[SuicideBunny95]

We need 13 condoms and a time machine!

[MaliciousLynch]

MACHETE FIGHT!

[guiguideg92]

UKF Modestep podcast, this shit is right the fuck in it

[U1timatron]

Thrice the dropeth be

And thrice i have orgasmeth indeed

[guiguideg92]

@U1timatron that meant absolutely nothing, learn english before trying to make witty comments

[MrF4ct]

13 peoples are gay ! :D

[FaIIen91]

@MrF4ct no u, likewhore

[G3XRevolution]

Ma chevy...

[brambothju]

If the world is going to end. Its because of this song.

[iHateCensorship99999]

you just fucked with the wrong mexican!

[zodak24]

pyro is listening to this on livestream

[eckoguy72]

This song is fucking insane. I shit myself.

[Sephyrulz]

Your all saying it wrong. It's Mah-cheh-teh. 

[jammastergman]

ma.......chety

[Aceblood99]

I went on a porn site and it said how to get a big dick, clicked on link, and it sent me here. XD!

[MiGGoFin]

@Aceblood99 i hope that 99 at the end of your name doesnt give away your birth year...

[elsierraindia]

@Aceblood99 lmao

[lifetimebmx]

holy. shit. i dont normally comment on dub videos, but this is some crazy shit.

[manogoncalo]

I masturbate myself with this xD better than porn

[TheSulpice]

This is dirtier than my browser history!!

[JoeWhittey]

why was this featured on Pornhub?

[YinzuhHD]

LOL my teacher played this today ;)

[xboxmanicp]

96000Hz  XD

[xboxmanicp]

24 bit on speaker properties advance options and put on 24 bit studio XD

[xboxmanicp]

high frequencySs = HIGH AS HELL

[Mykal73UK]

ＳＨＩＴ　ＯＮ　ＭＥ！

[obedientfascistvJ]

Find".'It'."Here''`Now'`.

ＷＷＷ.ＳＴＲＥＡＭＭＯＶＩＥＳＨＥＲＥ.ＴＫ

Just'``Copy"".&.``Paste'"'

[RetroFire99]

ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＭＵＳＩＣ！

[Jur2225]

fuck yes!!!

[TheMasterPlayerWOW]

FEST HOS MANGE ON YOUTUBE!

[Torchwoodandwesterns]

you owe me know speakers you son of a bitch! still awsome though ^ ;)

[ohterlay]

id like to see a remake of the movie cowboys and aliens. "COWBOYS vs DUBSTEP"

[Jur2225]

@ohterlay check out koan - trouble in the west :P. Cowboys and dubstep FTW!

[dxbtiam]

well fuck you for stealing my virginty

[SlowlySheFades]

My ears just had multiple orgasms.

[JokerFacccce]

GEEEEZUUUUS!!!!!!!! This tune would turn a nun into Lucifer

[ColderShotPS3]

i went to their concert yesterday!

[coolymichael]

@ColderShotPS3 you cant imagine how im fucking jelaous :D

[TheMontoya09]

This song.. 10,000 watt system.. mee.. two machete's.. one crowd.. dead.

[henrik8959]

WTF dose Smosh got to do with Dupstep ????



[Frozencellmate]

machete dont text.

[MrMikanda1]

fucking awsome!!

[MsGiorgos8]

They called him Machete

He was given an offer he couldn't refuse

He knows the score

He gets the women

And he kills the bad guys

[manipul8ion]

@MsGiorgos8 Ty for your help but i heard what he sayd! so fuck off.

[MsGiorgos8]

@manipul8ion your mamas pussy is so wide that you can put your head inside so fuck off ; )

[sl33pwithon33y3op3n]

@MsGiorgos8 nice, stealing borgore's words from nympho

[FDTFQV65]

great movie!! lindsay lohan mmm

[henrik8959]

@FDTFQV65 Lindsay Loahan Naked mhmmmm

[goncalovn]

PORTUGAAAAL!

[rifledgrave]

This dubstep is so filthy when my mum walked in I had to start hooking up with her so I didnt seem suspicious.

[joppe19910]

This is dirtier than frodo's feet!

[kamikrazycanadian]

omg...so gewd :3

[TravisIsSteez]

dirtier than snookis vagina

[mrgraanti]

this is dirter than my web history!