Ed's Longest Short Rant!

[whisperedksss]

omg this is so funny but really he is so hot anyone could over look his height

[brandielove8]

Omg I was there it was the best day ever:D

[xXWhiteExcorsistXx]

My friend called me pip-squeak today because I'm short, and I started yelling this at her... XD

[Mossheart1234]

lol some 1 is dressed up as major armstrong

[seattlegirl14]

Because I'm the oposite of Ed, and I'm sick of all the tall jokes people tell me, I'm going to do my own version of an Ed rant. Thumbs up if you think I should do it.*Note: If I'm able, I'll even post it on Youtube for you FMA fans*

[wosagashitemiski]

Crys with laffter I wish I could go to one

[LlamasOkiAmmaPie]

lol vic is really funny. i cant wait to go to expo in may, i hope he will be there in the host club panel, i have a few questions i wanna ask him >:3 muahahahaha....

[BlazingAndroid13]

Ed, how tall are you? I'm 4'11. Hopefully I'm smaller. <3 Love you, Ed. *blushes* Sh*t. *hides*

[TheKai1412]

I wish Ed actually said this in either of the anime's.. I mean it would be like

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN STINKIN' HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATH OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER!!!!!! [I have it memorized :)]

Mustang/Al/Whoever: ?? Whaaaaa???

[sakura818]

I tip my hat to him. Lol

[ranmalover1221]

ok cool!!

[ranmalover1221]

where can i meat him

[PancakeFingas]

@ranmalover1221 he's coming to Lafayette, LA in May of this year

[DeadlyButterKnives]

11 people are short

[Blueberryrobot]

I had a fangirl heart attack

[Kazemio]

did he eat that note? XD

[EbonyDarkness25]

@Kazemio I think he did!

[purplekoifish101]

I'm gonna memorize this and yell this at everyone that calls me short. Srsly, I get it a lot -_-

[capnsonic1]

OH...........MY..........GOD THAT WAS COOL!!!!

[skater101202303]

Why can't Vic come to Anime North~?? Dx

That would be so amaaazing. <3

[Kazemio]

@skater101202303 well he did come 2 anime north a couple years ago. u can always send them an email asking if they can invite him back for this year

[ShadowByNight2]

LOLOLOL VIC IS EPIC!!!!!

[blackcathasme]

EPPPPPPIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!­!!!

[Angelanna4656]

Can someone tell me what he said????

Vic rulessss~

[roseannbutterfly914]

@Angelanna4656 Top comment

[WingedBoar]

I can say it in one breath, but I can't scream it in one breath!

[CrimsonDragon298]

XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Hinakurachan7]

LOL He's awesome! XDDD

[avalongal316]

One. Freakin. Breathe. Without a sweat. ;D

[HotaruMitsuki101]

I think his lungs exploded.

[pokecutie225]

lolololololololololol i just died laughing so hard and my imaginary edward elric is kicking me

[alykat199117]

Don't you hate it when the to top comments are the same?

[Cynthiam04]

god you gotta love ed and vic hehe

[pOnY123456789100]

I LOVE ED!!

[Hikarilastsolace]

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLLOLLOLLOLLOLOL­OLOLOLOL

[Hikarilastsolace]

i have the feeling that ed is my size

[PancakeFingas]

@Hikarilastsolace are you around 4'11"?

[meowth900]

Edward gets really tall at the end of Brotherhood. But I dunno the fact that he's short makes me more likely to want to hug him because he's so cute! <3

[rainstar999]

I rather be really short than really tall honestly...

[Purplepie633]

YEAH IM TALLER THAN BOTH ED AND VIC!!! WOO HOO

[XInuYashaLoverxxX]

Lol I tried to repeat him. EPIC FAIL. XD

[WavingKutless]

I couldnt understand one word of that lol

[kimmy13r]

lol what did he even say? XD

[BlondeAsianFromMars]

i would love to meet whoever wrote that, because it was genius

[MagicArrow365]

Wow I really want to be a voice actor some day :)

Making funny impressions and hanging out with people with the same interests sounds kinda dandy XD

(I can't go to Cons because my parents think they're not worth the time) ...*talks to them like Elizabeth from Black Butler for 3 hours* >:C

[bananadecosplit]

i wonder how tall i am... ive been told im tall but my bf tells me im short! and when he does i will be all like "IM NOT SHORT IM FUN SIZED" he says yeah u r

[sango123100]

how tall is ed im dying to know cause he doesnt look that short



[yamiyugifangirl]

@sango123100: 4'11"

[havenbreakwave]

@yamiyugifangirl NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES TALLER THAN ME!!!!!!!!! :'((((

[heartofaminstrel]

Awesome



[TheKrystalKitty]

Vic is AWESOME :D

[Nicole81June]

Ed's not short...He's Fun-Sized xD

[WatDaHeck4000]

@xRikux Yeah, most likely.

[atciitwcat]

LOL vic you are soooo awesome!! :D

[Blueberryblitz620]

LMFAO!!!!! Vic your so awsomeeeeeeeee lol i cannot stop laughing!!

I can do this in 1 breath!

[MrStevenIsTired]

Listening to these short rants makes me wish I was short. XD

[cstrong1999]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE WOULD SINK INTO THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN SAY OR WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATH OXYGEN ATOMS THOUGH THE WATER! i did it in one breath

[SoulEaterEvans64]

@cstrong1999 you...are...a...win

[chipmunklover125]

@cstrong1999 2 breaths



[OtakuArashi16]

@cstrong1999 so THAAAAAAATS what he sadi xD!!!!

[Stitchmaniac2]

@cstrong1999 however.... u cant do it in ed's voice :D

[cstrong1999]

@Stitchmaniac2 normally i could, but my voice just started to get lower.

[THeFaLLENAnGelOfNOir]

@cstrong1999 I did it in one breath and then felt like i wanted to pass out, but it was worth it



[Lalaladi01]

@THeFaLLENAnGelOfNOir Tell me about it!! XD

[Filinepriss1]

@cstrong1999 me too! i had to pause for like 2 seconds to see the next few words but still only 1 breath

[keyblader444]

@cstrong1999 me too

[eeveetastic]

@cstrong1999 So did I.

[WatDaHeck4000]

@GOTrekkie Me: That mean's I'm taller than you by 8 inches, I'm taller than Ed by 4 inches (and I'm younger than him!), and Vic's taller than me by 7 inches...

Ed: Don't rub it in!!

[xRikux]

@WatDaHeck4000 THAT MEANS you are the same height as me. |D But I am older than you, most likely. Lol.

[WatDaHeck4000]

THAT... WAS... EPIC. I think I'm gonna call Ed Fullmetal Pipsqueak from now on, because that is SO hilarious. I thought I died a little mentally laughing so hard my brain was almost starved of oxygen.

[EmozCookiez]

@WatDaHeck4000 JUST VREATH THROUGH THE WATER! YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT!!!

[magus01234]

Now If i only knew what he was saying

[halloweencraz]

wat does he say can someone tell me please

[TorreyWolf]

@halloweencraz Who you callin' a pipsqueak midget who can't go to the beach because he's so small he'd sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry about drowning 'cause he's so microscopic he can breath oxygen out of a molecule of water?!

I think I got it all ._.

[halloweencraz]

@TorreyWolf ok thanx alot i could not hear wat he was saying though i still love him thnx again

[IluvMasquerade]

Yeah zerolover1256 I'm as tall as him and not even 13

[zerolover1256]

I just realized I'm as tall as Ed....i think -_- and I'm 15 that sucks.......and is this real or fan made?!?

[greenwaves31]

@InvalidLlove Legasp! Dat is da coolest thing evah!

[fatboy14ful]

wow he has a lot of fangirls

[cupcake5579]

"Who are you callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water!"

[Purplepie633]

@cupcake5579 omg i can say this in one breathe.

[quila001]

@Purplepie633 So can I! Though admittedly I almost die of asphyxiation a few seconds later...

[babehuiy]

Wow! He's incredible.

[Arekkusu1994]

Manta/Morty from Shaman King. The one anime character who is shorter than both Ed AND Toshiro. Nuff said

[AngryMelon5]

Ed is taller then....me?

FUCK MY LIFE!!! T^T

[megalegozero]

wait how tall is Ed?

[Animeluvr421]

@megalegozero 4 11 or something like that...

[gtangel48]

@megalegozero he's 4'11'

[RachiGirl1]

Edward Elric is my height.... My firends make me quote FMA all the time :P

[gtangel48]

@RachiGirl1 He's 4' 11''

[RachiGirl1]

@gtangel48 Yep, i know

[gtangel48]

@RachiGirl1 sorry wrong person

[CaptianHicterDeckmen]

i got one word for that.....

Dude.....

[cherryblossom6333]

i held my breath when he said it and then burst out laughing

[TheLittlebut]

vic is...

awsome

badass

kool

funny

sweet

everything i wish 4 a boyfriend

[bk7335cc]

I think Vic Mignogna is THE best voice actor EVER!

[XEPICfailGAMERX]

I giggled like a total fangirl during that

[dragonclaw95]

i hope this proves that all anime actors (mostly manga) r awesome

[kwajchick]

lol LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!!! :D

[EllieSUICIDEE]

And THAT is with Vic Mignogna is one of the most amazing people in the world.

[inulovegirl92]

I am about to make Ed very happy. Yo Ed~!

Ed: What?

Me: Your short (que Ed Pissed face), buuuuuuuuuuuuut your taller than me by 2 inches.

Ed: (measures me, then himself, pauses then.......) FINALLY!!!!

[kwajchick]

@inulovegirl92 yay!!!! i'n not the only one shorter than Ed!!!!!! :D

[KandMIcyFire]

Icy: 0:59 - DID HE JUST EAT THE PAPER?! O.O

[nightangelstar]

I'm an 2 inches taller than ed, without his antennae and platform shoes!!

[JamesFores007]

What episode is that from xD

[Kiyashire]

@JamesFores007 None, it's a short rant that a fan came up with. xD

[KuroKitsuSan]

@Kiyashire and a very unique one at that.

[Kiyashire]

@KuroKitsuSan Whoever came up with it was genius. xD

[1995awesomesauce]

there is so much win in this video!!! :D

[aang4all]

i think roy really done it this time

[Girgirl2012]

Awesome!!

[DeltaElite121]

LOL, that's pretty good! Haha.

[KHMDarkness]

... Why do I expect Johnny Bosch to just come in the door right behind him and join in the rant or something? :P

[norikotaicho]

@KHMDarkness because that would be amazing!!!!!!!! A fan girl( Like me) Dream come true~!!!

[KHMDarkness]

@norikotaicho

Glad I'm not the only one who thought it would be awesome. Oh! Ed and Ichigo arguing to each other, like Ichigo making fun of Ed's height.

If he's even tall enough for it to be called his 'height'. :P

[norikotaicho]

@KHMDarkness yeah, then Toshiro bust in and be all like, its ok, ed, he shows me no respect either.

[XlelzzyX]

OH LOL LOL HE IS M FV CHARACTER AND HEARING HIM SAY THAT WAS JUST GAWD HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD GO ED'!!!!!!!!!!

[NarutoUchiha1998]

I was like what? Then I was like LOL XD

[MusicSabine]

Hahaha

[Lillian8009]

how to download that

[EdmeEadric]

@Lillian8009 huh?

[AnnabethRide]

GO EDWARD!!!!!

[lols2much]

in language we had to think of hyperboles, and my teacher was like does anyone know any, so i stood up and shouted "Who are u callin a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach cuz he's so small he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes in he doesn't need to worry cuz he can breathe oxygen out of a molecule of water?!" and everyone just stared at me....

[fmafangurl26]

@lols2much my friend asked our langage arts to say that....AND SHE DID....WITH NO EXTRA BREATHS.....

[Hawkpath101]

Aww god YES!

[taracatlover123]

@KiriSister you forgot when he said microsopic. lol.

[fjsonic]

wat the hello



[legitpizza824]

whooooooo!!!!!



[10INTM]

Vic's short-rants are becoming a subgenre of poetry.

[DanexxROX]

I'm 12, yet 5 foot taller than Vic?? 0_0 Man, I have to rub THAT in his face XD

[XXGaaraXX14]

<3

[GOtrekkie]

Vic is taller than me by 10 inches.

Ed is taller than me by 4 inches.

.. 8[

[razzo9unrated]

@GOtrekkie Ed is taller than me like 6 inches xD

[PancakeFingas]

@GOtrekkie how tall are you?

[Soulsgirl13]

@GOtrekkie Don't worry.I'm shoter than Ed,too XDD

[liz72098]

@GOtrekkie It's okay! I'm shorter than Ed too :3

[punkinbug2008]

@GOtrekkie ed is taller than me by 1 inch vic is taler than meby 12 inches

[greenwaves31]

@GOtrekkie That sux...

[XxFruitsxBasketxX]

@GOtrekkie 6 inches shorter than Ed an I'm 16 lmao.

[stephanielightsong]

@GOtrekkie aww XD

[MsSailormoonlover]

@GOtrekkie how tall is Ed any ways!?

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover Ed, Is 4'11.

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn and how tall is vic?

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn and how tall is Vic?

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover Vic's 5' 10"

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn ya hes taller than me by 8 inches

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover 6 inches for me. But I get called the "S" word alot, so I rant at them xD

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn oh im only in 6 grade so im considered tall

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover Heh, 1'm 14, and there's a 13 year old I know that's nearly a foot taller then me.

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn haha thats sad but i know a 13 year old and im way taller than him

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover Heh, he calls me short ALL the time, I once this the short rant in this video, and he looked at me like "What the hell..." xD

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn haha thats very funny

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover XD It sucks being nearly a foot shorter then a kid that a year younger then me, but I have to admit, his reaction to the short rants are priceless.

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn well i like shorter people than tall people because they are so much nicer so you get an advantage to be on my like list lol

[wolfalynn]

@MsSailormoonlover xD True~

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn lol totally 

[MsSailormoonlover]

@wolfalynn lol totally

[XIRoxasX]

To be able to rant that fast, that truly is why I love him. Only vic could pull it off!

[japaneseokamiadmirer]

I did understand evry word shoulda asked him 2 do this in shadocon.....

[CaptainTia]

@KiriSister-- i couldnt understand him well enough xD

THANK YOU

[everlasting678]

Love :)

[Panduhbearrr]

So this basically concludes:

Vic Mignogna = badass.

What other voice actor can do the breath-taking things he does?

That's right.

None.

[thedarkenedwanderer]

@Panduhbearrr sean shemmel, goku's voice actor.

[thehalfbreed123]

i love dis guy!

i have da whole ting memorized!!! X3

[KrazyChik5981]

I have it memorized XD

[Emoanimegirls101]

I am on the FLOOR!!XDDD

[vampirekat072298]

vic is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KazeKage572]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hey guys did vic actually say something like that for the show lol.

[bluemokagrl12]

@KazeKage572 where?? which ep?????

[VaneFoxx]

hahaha!!!

[NarutoMangaFans1213]

xDD dude I love you. xD