party in the USA miranda contest love jesisca

[laurrr04]

HAHAH SHE SAID SHE ALMOST WON A GRAMMY FOR FLUTE BUT WHEN SHE PLAYED IT SHE WAS TERRIBLE! lmfao i'm dying right now. she said "we are very alike. we're both sexy, all the guys wanna do stuff with us, that stuff being kissing, but i don't want to do that because i can catch like a sexually transmitted disease or something so no, i'm not gunna be doing that stuff any time soon." LMFAO! and as if picking up the chainsaw wasn't bad enough... she SKATEBOARDED WITH IT! hahahahahahhahahahahah<333

[randomlexi1]

I wish u woulda cut ur face off with that chainsaw.

[MegaRangers2009]

lol omfg lol

[mastrogirl1]

@MrZachthecat wtf u r gayyy. wht do like her . if u r her friend tell her she's a bitch and sucks at everyting . ur a dickkkk

[roorox1]

GRAMMY?! what a joke

[kathrynblogs]

Your mom should really cut the umbilical cord and get real with you.

[mastrogirl1]

u arent sexy or anything u say u r comon u r annoyin u have no life u dont have many tallent

[AlexisLeighannBaby]

your are stupid ?

[RightRound0]

why would you pick up a chainsaw. like ur bad at everything you tried to do. like flute, dancing, holding a heavy object, skateboarding AND ESPECIALLY SINGING. and wtf is this about modeling. ur ugly as hell. like what guy wants to kiss you

[Shutupnddance14]

er.. under her profile imfo it says 'parody' stupid people:') x

[Cruzknocker]

ARE YOU SERIOUS GET A LIFE

[ItsTiyanaaaa]

Whats up with your hippy clothes !?!?

[marialovesu223]

a chainsaw? 3:05-3:20

[MaXMoNeYStAcKs]

SHE WINS.... NOT!!

[alwaysadorable911]

i want to smack you!! hav fun getting the golden globe!! i got one to for brushing my hair and paintig all 10 nails in a row!! ikr! i am so skilled. and miranda deserves better!!

[alwaysadorable911]

i want to seriously smack you!!! i was crying i was laughing so hard. everybody knows that you dont get awards from playing the flute and burning my ears. this is lik americas got talent, its funny because it is not good. and miranda deserves so much better!!!! she is probably laughing her ass off right now!! and you have to have SEX in order to get aids or stds. and please wax ur eyebrows. btw i got an emmy for brushing my hair and painting all 10 nails in a row in one day! IKR!!

[alwaysadorable911]

i want to seriously smack you!!! i was crying i was laughing so hard. everybody knows that you dont get awards from playing the flute and burning my ears. this is lik americas got talent, its funny because it is not good. and miranda deserves so much better!!!! she is probably laughing her ass off right now!! and you have to have SEX in order to get aids or stds. and please wax ur eyebrows. btw i got an emmy for brushing my hair and painting all 10 nails in a row in one day! IKR!!

[mandieorange]

You should go to American Idol......HAHA NO! I'm only favoriting it because It was so funny at the Skateboarding part lol

[texncali72]

You are such a blessing in my life. keep the videos coming. You are way cool and talented.

[chandileerrose]

what are you even talking about in the begining . wtff.?! just sayinnn .

[tamtam2468]

i thought u were gonna kill u self with tht saw n skatebord

[mandieorange]

@tamtam2468 haha me to lol

[AlohaAvimara]

Bein' skinny 'aint being pretty. Curves are what you want, and you got NOTHING.

If you are pretending, then I LOVE you. If you are, just say so, okay? =) Then people will stop trashin' ya.

[xLeeTiffany]

INCEPTION;

Wake up from your dreams, &face the reality.

You Need Improvement.

[charlie2k91]

u only have 100,000 + on all your videos together

[Iworshippasta]

Haha that's your excuse for not kissing boys??? Stop kidding yourself, we all know you couldn't even kiss a boy on this planet, even if you wanted to!

Thumbs up if you agree!!!

[webkinz290]

you sang that song sooo wrong its ''I hoped off the plain at LAX with a dream and my cradigan.'' not blah blah blaaahhahha

[tbeiz1]

dont let any of these horrible people tell you what they think.

i think your amazing, stay golden pony boy.

[xDJack]

I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU, YOUR VIDEOS ARE ACTUALLY AWESOME! BIGGEST FAN.!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ilikepie101ish]

u cant get a grammy if ur not famous and ur not famous

[ilikepie101ish]

ummm girl u messed up sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad....i dont remember one thing u said

[mandieorange]

@mitchell36912 hahaha thats exactly what i was thinking

[mitchell36912]

1.your not pretty 2.your not hot 3. your not sexy 4. your not skinny!your A AWFUL SINGER your dancing is the worst ive ever seen and your about as hot as a frog!your also thick if you dont know why your nick name is jethica your short tounged hello my name is jessica hello my name is jethica!!!!WEIRD ALERT!WEIRD ALERT!no guys want to do stuff with you!

[mitchell36912]

1.your not pretty 2.your not hot 3. your not sexy 4. your not skinny!your A AWFUL SINGER your dancing is the worst ive ever seen and your about as hot as a frog!your also thick if you dont know why your nick name is jethica your short tounged hello my name is jessica hello my name is jethica!!!!WEIRD ALERT!WEIRD ALERT!

[pivsmcfarles]

is ur lisp legit?

[hiRYLEE]

what miranda is she talking about???

[000selma]

@hiRYLEE her imaginary friend haha jk

This girl is a dumbasss.. its kinda insane if shes for real

[23hottiemandy]

Wow everyone should stop leaving all these nasty comments about this girl. She is just a kid!!! No wonder all the bad things are happening in the world its because God is sick of seeing evil behavior.

[ZIZZ8700]

@23hottiemandy Agreed, she's only 12

[mandieorange]

@23hottiemandy If she is a kid then why'd she say I like driving a car skateboarding....?

[mandieorange]

@23hottiemandy I meant driving a car,and skateboard lol oops it looks like i put DRIVING A CAR SKATEBOARDING lol typo!

[tbeiz1]

U ARE FUCKING LEGEND!!!, u should so keep on going with what your doing. who am i kidding my 8 month little brothers farts sound better then you singing and his shit looks better then you. so maybe u can pay for faceplant when your famous HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fashionlovers102]

WTF was it rly nesassery for u to mention the sexual diease and kissing and stuff like that it was kinda gross. Wat are u a feakin health teacher or something wtf. I'm not saying u arent pretty but be careful about u say on the net

[ShAnYpRiNcEsS1]

You cant sing you dont even sing this right!

[jayad504]

There is NO WAY this is real. Notice how you look away when you're saying "..so pretty, and gorgeous" You obviously don't think it! You really suck, there's no way this is real. In some other video you have "jethica" as a tag. Hmm, that's what it sounds like when you say "Jessica" with a lisp, trust me, I know, I share the same name. Now why would anyone who was serious put that as a tag? Grow up

[tlc1456]

I hope this is a joke. You can't play the flute at all. I'm first chair out of 14 flutes!

[jubyf]

I LOVE YOU

[Smiley08Source]

is she crazy or what?!?!?! first, she doesn't have a talent

second, she's not pretty at all!!!

[chrissy666ify]

wow..u really think ur sexy hahahaha WOW i hope this is a joke..

[BOUVETTElovezYOU]

gawd she's kidding guys ... its a joke :P

[mandieorange]

@BOUVETTElovezYOU no

[loveisallyouneedable]

once again it IS FUCKING HORRIBLE AND AND EVERY THING YOU DID WAS NOT A TALENT IT WAS A WAIST OF TIME AND I DINT HEAR A SINGLE THING YOU FUCKING SAID...HOMO

[natnat1633]

Is this a joke?

[BradyCheer]

CONCEITED!!! You're stupid. & HA! Who would wanna kiss you? & DUH your mouth has to touch his mouth! Woman of many talents? More like NO talents. Haha infinity views, crack me up some more! & i got a piece of advice, study the lyrics BEFORE you embarrass yourself!

[megsXoXoXo]

Lol...you're trolling, right?

I mean, your videos, your channel...there's just no way you're serious about this..

[jamwicker]

ok lmao..is this a joke?

[horsesareawesome]

lol wut?

[manasoy]

what r you saying , you suck

[babyrae98]

Guys, loosen up on her!! Good job hun..

[PanziAss]

like seriously right now!!!

[PanziAss]

nice lisp!

[babeycarter]

obvoisly mouths have to touch! LMFAOOO x)

youuu makeee me laughh

FYI nothing sexyy bout you . o jeezeee.

[MegaCub4]

WOW! you are like a disgrace to human beings everywhere!

[CryYourEyesOut1]

You guys are fucking retarded. This whole thing is a joke, i mean her videos, her channel in general, everything

[beautyxoxsparkles]

@CryYourEyesOut1 it still hilarious .

cos we know its not her actual singing .

[dhanameisemily]

@CryYourEyesOut1 they aree?

[Courtii666]

uhm you dont even know the words dick head lol

[TheMariahV]

you all are so dumb, she's obviously kidding. this is a comedy youtube. lmfao.

laughing at you guys dissing her.

keep it uppp girl, i don't know how you keep a straight face!

[mandieorange]

@TheMariahV That's because it's real.Have you ever seen people talk like that?Think about it.It's not a joke.

[muffinhaters]

r u kidding?

[lmr4893]

Bahahaha! I thank my friend who showed me this! Her horribleness just made my whoooole day! :D

[blondeguy32]

this is what you get when parents tell all the kids who are bad at sports that they arent keeping score and that they're all winners.

[NewLogic87]

She's from Lispuania

[zazzap14]

haha alexellla yea ure right it, and i guess even sam and gaia are better than her and they are NOT good

[EgaoNoGenki]

I love your accent. What country are you from?

[Beed9]

@EgaoNoGenki

It's her braces.

And gosh, I love this troll.

She is a troll, right guys?

Right..?

[samrissbffxo]

she has a speach disease ?

[mandieorange]

@samrissbffxo yeah something like that so probably she says "Hey guys my name is Jethica"

[alexella000]

Your Hilarious, I mean the fact of how bad you are...

[KeiranPearce]

You ssssuck. That is all.

[aliscot2]

hi sexy, bout time you were bringing out a cd if you haven't already. Lovely eyes. miley is crap, sorry. You're great though.

[wompo67]

shotgun plz..

this has put me off youtube for life..

[BTCBAND]

i dont think i've laughed this much is a long time.

Im a guy, and the only thing i would ever want to do with you is punch you in the face.

Actually wait, i would'nt actually want to touch you, as your video just tought me any kind of bodily contact with another person means you get Aids..... :')

fucks sake..... lmao

[mbchica101]

haha people y do u take it so seriously?!!!!! shes hilarious!!!!!!

[crackleshackle]

ahhh......nice..... can you do telephone by lady gaga. like sing and dance to it..it will be great bahaha. i would incorporate ur chainsaw.

[mbodz]

dear jethica,

i just wanted to let you know. you are sooo gorgeous and your voice is from an angel, to die for. if you don't wanna get AIDS, please have sex with me. and i will cherish you forever bc you are the most beautiful and perfect girl i've ever met in my life. if you wanna chat, i would love to. please keep posting these videos, they are so sexy and i just wanna watch them before bed every single night. love ya girlfriend!

[lakeredstoner]

lol u have a lisp just letting you know... i thought i could maybe point it out to you. you kinda talk funny. you sound like elmer fudd. stupid. get a life loser

[lovin2sing2]

ahhahhahha "i dont wanna kiss guys cuz i dont wanna get aids.i heard there lips touch yours" ahhahha thats clasical

[alikimg]

trolll

[sweetnibletsgirl]

WOW..Even if she was trying to be funny it didn't work =[ EPIC FAIL..biggest waste of 4 minutes of my life.

[ZIZZ8700]

ur the pathetic on who not only watched it, u took time to comment on it

[BTCBAND]

kinda going against your own words there by commenting this video....

[BigGaryRenals]

Alex, Is This Actually Real?

[iNataliey]

I am not trying to be mean to you but do you really think that the 1.5 millon views you said you had (lie) watch you because you are good. Many friends have sent this viedo to me saying look at this loser. But also you are really cocky and you have a lisp

[Katslammer]

D;

Why do you do this to us?

[noleafclover27]

a grammy?...for your flute?

[DreamOfWaking21]

guys i dont think she is being serious...if she is....god help her...

[banjoworkout]

ummmm........

[abiconklin]

hehehehehehehehe

[lilsie1]

STD'S you get throught sex ! :P Lol.. yourr jokess xx

[chanelspoiled]

Ok for all the people on here and who are making fun of her is really stupid she perfect the way she is and there is nothing wrong with that at all and she make a lot of sense she looks pretty and im sure that some of you guy are jerks and idiots ooh what the hell YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLE >:(

[stanleymanley123]

First of all, you got so many views because people want to make fun of your self, and no boys will also NOT want to kiss you at all, and even boys make fun of you so why would they want to want to kiss u? And i don't think you can accually get a gramy for playing a flute in a crapy way. and i don't think u were "accually acting, ur were bieng urself and good luck in life!!!! ps. u seriously aren't good at the flute -.-

[therealrileythatcher]

You... aren't serious, right?

[lilsie1]

Im sorry but u like forgot the words and everythingg :\\

[tweetybird117152]

@WednesdayMoose i completely agree!!! oh jesus stds. hahahaha i think i might dieee

[TheShafenator1]

is this chick serious?

[TaylorEatedUxD]

lmaooo skate boarding with a chainsaww. I'm pissing myself hahahha!

[Jane593]

Lmfao... hahahaha this made my day. I hope this is joke. because if not someone lied to about your looking like taylor swift sorry... but if you are joking super funny and keep making videos

[katicalmusicfreak]

lmfao!! hahahahahahahaha

[noyaok123]

i literallu cant breathe hahahahahah this is AMAZING ...i lov you EMILY!!!!

yup thats right i figure u out hahahlolololol thisis so funnny its a joke guys shes KIDDING her real name is emiily!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CNT BLIEVE PPL ACTUALLY EBLEIVE THIS....

[reginabelll]

1:13

i am a woman of MANY talents

[loveisallyouneedable]

your fucking stubid u dont have a\ny talent get a life your not hot and talor swift has 1000000 better things too do than watch ur fucking messed up bull shit stupid VIDEO!!!!!!!! and i dint even under stand a single thing u FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whatTYPEofBEARisBEST]

@loveisallyouneedable WELL MI DOGGY SAYZ IM GUD SO HAH SUX 4 U ND I NEVA SAY SUX BC ITZ BAD WURZ BAD WORUZ STICK SO YA LOLLZZZZZZZ LU V YA THNX 4 BING SUCH A GUD FA@@@N!!!

[ZIZZ8700]

@whatTYPEofBEARisBEST I LOVE YOU JETHICA!!!!

[ozzyawesome4811]

@whatTYPEofBEARisBEST nice grammer fucktard and u never sware yeah it looks like it oh and u cant sing or do shit ur wasting ur life and our time, also ur dog? yeah thats a very good judge a DOG! c`mon just get off utube oh yeah and ur the ugliest piece of shit ive ever seen, also sucks isnt a bad word, its a word to describe ur talent! good day :)

[2h0t4sk00l]

@loveisallyouneedable DON"T BE mEan to her. she's mii friiend.

ILY>

[DoggieBichon11]

@loveisallyouneedable do not make fun of her. wat if i was talking about u so shut up! good job hun (:

[loveisallyouneedable]

@DoggieBichon11 well you would'nt cuz i can sing much better then her and if

you want prof i passed the audditions for the next star

[punkrockchick398]

@loveisallyouneedable i think youre stuBid if you think thats how you spell STUPID. No B. And she was sending it to Miley, not taylor. However, i agree that the video was absolutly terrible.

[loveisallyouneedable]

@punkrockchick398 im sorry i rote stubid put i was in a rush too writing this

[ZEDDIEpineda]

@loveisallyouneedable why are u being rude if u dont like the vid dont comment stop wasting ur time!

[WednesdayMoose]

1.Not sexy.

2.Not Pretty.

3.Not good at singing

4.Guys do not want to rub up on ur mustache

5.A GRAMMMYYY!?!?!?!?!? U CAN ONLY GET A GRAMMY IF YOUR FAMOUS!

6.And you do not get 1,000,000 views

7. KILLLL MEEE!

[JoannaELISS]

wow that shit isnt safe...

[monicanguyenn]

@JoannaELISS LOLOL jooannaaaa

[Estherr91]

Hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha­haha!!!! This is Terrible! Hahahahahaaha... So Bad!

[bof9264]

wht r u guys talkin about shes sexy

[reginabelll]

you are truly, a woman of many talents.

[000selma]

@reginabelll hahaahahah GOOD JOKE.. ur either blind or tone death!!

[teamjacobxxlove]

Guys wanna do stuff with you? how even old are you ive kissed guys plenty im prolly younger than you.

[WtccRockks23]

Uhm do you need help? That was seriously not good! Either your a really good actress or your just mentally retarded.. either way you need help!

<3

[TanyaGoesBoom]

Is this for real. And I got a bit worried when you picked up the chain saw.

[acecheergirl98]

if i were a boy i would not think u were hot or cute and i would not want 2 kiss u

[xxxcherrypop09xxx]

u can not sing omg shut the hell up[ plzzzzzz

[xxxcherrypop09xxx]

what the fuck id ur problem of course we have to toach there lips retart and it wont get sexual dummmy u just will never kiss a boy cus ur ugly as shit sorry

[Jodie12moon]

YOU ar soo seriously stupid

[teamjacobxxlove]

sorry about all the other mean comments. but leggit is this you trying to be funny. cus that grammy crap ?

[Polarbear89653]

oh yea ur so good at the flute that ull get a grammy HAHA!!!!! this is BS

[bestkeptsecret1026]

i'm pretty sure this girl is kidding

[TheSuperchiggers]

you cant get aids from kissing you prude fuck. ur not skinny , my gorillas skinnier than u ...................... i fucked my dog last night.... it wass sexier than u ........ please go kill ur self. do us all a favor.

[SINGERgurlFOREVER]

@TheSuperchiggers wtf!?!?!/ hahahhahaha ur SO retarded. i bet u hav no frieneds. i bet ur so cowardly tht u take out ur anger online. mhm thats wat i thought...ur so untrue!

[gknbkzjanzen]

Ur vids only get like a thousand veiws. You suck at singing, dancing, and flute playing. Your full of youself and if your her "#1 fan" why don't you know the words? The thing you held up us only about 5lbs. You get NO requests whatsoever. If you almost won an Emmy or whatever you would have gotten a million veiws. I pray to God this is a joke!!

[TheCreamfilled]

your dont reach 100 dude

[RightRound0]

plz stop like i beg u i can actually sing like ahhhhh you actually scare me and the flute is not your thing like stick to the reorder like i will actually beg you like plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

[taraandcaitlin32]

i think your lisp is hott.

(saracasm)

[jobro1447]

People who lie go to hell. So stop lying because I doubt that you are that good at the flute. You don't even know the song. You have problems. You didn't even start the song right!

[IrOnMaIdEnPlAwX]

You can't get STD's from kissing, that's why its called a SEXUALLY transmitted disease.

[teamjacobxxlove]

Awkward?

Find a new talent.

[SINGERgurlFOREVER]

did u win the contest!?

[shmexymeagy23]

oh my god! i think im going to have nightmares!

[BrittenBliss]

Lmao. you made my effing day.

[sarmalgorproductions]

omgosh how do you think you weere born . . . . . .through KISSING !?

ISSUES !

[muffinhaters]

does she have a mental disease???

[Denali567]

ummmm is this a joke and what up with the chainsaw you dont know the words and what were you doing to your poor flute

[melon21298]

umm is this a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[colormemariaxD]

this is a joke, you dont know the words you need flute lessons. and wtf do you have a purse?

[EfnetCarsgtr2League]

Im looking for a lead vocalist for the congress of the deaf. What is your availability ?

Seriously, funny stuff, keep on your good work !

[ROCKonMiley02]

nice try but you know that you can break your flute....

[aliceinloveland]

Learn to sing. Please.

[anojanet]

ok you got the lyrics wrong cause it looks like your saying everything wrong and yea

[MelBBZx]

you forgot to do your lisp to start off with when you stopped your flute haaha.

[BollicinaInsaponata]

I really can't understand if this is a joke!

[mascaraxstained]

Me either.

[emmalivesforever]

WIN.

[purplezeke]

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY YOU WIN

[tonyirwin50]

LOL, well done!

[Spedupslowedownsongs]

well you entertained me, i laughed through it all

[amyisme8221995]

you are very very very weird. overactive imagination much?