The Dark Knight in 5 seconds (Its actually 20 seconds)

[ClayTongues]

Even the author doesn't fucking understand how 5 second movies work. Jesus Christ....

[pinkehz]

It's 20 instead of 5 seconds.. geez

[modlc]

i don't wanna kill you... i lied!

[idandvd723423]

ty for being honest sir

[Michiganfan2008]

Keep pressing 3 for joker orgasm

[Michiganfan2008]

@Michiganfan2008 I mean 2

[darkblodino]

You really need to learn to count..

[TheRaellz]

@darkblodino You're new here aren't you?

[darkblodino]

@TheRaellz You don't say!

[HamayunShah]

very funny

[Millzy2145]

keep pressing 6

[TheCollinsd1]

the likes are not working on this video just try liking my comment it doesn't work

[Qsergio123]

fuckin a

[TheGuardian1212]

if you keep on pressing 2 on your keyboard it looks like the joker is about to throw up

[TheGuardian1212]

and if you keep pressing 3 it looks extremely wrong

[TheMushroomGod777]

@TheGuardian1212 I do not see how a badass knife boot is "wrong"

[TheGuardian1212]

@TheMushroomGod777 no i meant if you keep tapping it when the joker moves forward every time

[XtinaMimiLover14]

Haha that wasn't 5 seconds it was 20!

[TheKFITTY]

*clears throat*

"IN 5 SECONDS" VIDEOS ARE NOT NECESSARILY 5 SECONDS LONG. All the videos to the right should've been enough to tell you that it's a meme. You can quit embarrassing yourselves now.

[Chargersarethebest86]

FUCK

[Raxus007]

No top comment?? Well here goes...

Banana

[NintendogsAndCats051]

FAIL. This is not 5 seconds, its 8 i think1

[bleh151]

He does wanna kill you after all

[88multiblade]

the first scene alone is 5 seconds..

[tel0j]

Who taught you how to keep time?

[Altair122122332345]

press 4 to kick batman in his groin

[gewoonayoub]

Longest 5 seconds of my life.

[MrJackira]

the joker was the best played guy....evar

[LittleTolkienite]

@lonegrim uh, first of all, Heath Ledger was easily a better joker, 2nd, Heath Ledger did NOT kill himself, he died from acute intoxication and it was an ACCIDENT, 3rd, the reason Ledger got so much credit for his role was because he was fucking AWESOME in it.

[TheUglyGaming]

@LittleTolkienite you´re right.

[lonegrim]

@LittleTolkienite to me Heath Ledger failed at roll i could not even believe he was crazy in it, whole movie got so much hype and it sucked

[so2o2o]

@lonegrim u mean it sucked for u while evr1 else liked it.

[MrBurgundy76]

LOL the way it ends is awesome

[gdwwefan]

Stings in this movie? 

[DarkChipmunks989]

But... he didn't want to kill him. When he was shooting at him he was trying to get Batman to hit him...

[username32197]

@DarkChipmunks989 In that case...Mission Accomplished! :)

[Bad2daBone447]

nice work

[MrIkbenstoned]

That was 11,5 minutes!!!

[emilhvo]

5 seconds?

[lurifax990927]

R.I.P hedge ledger!!! You will always be the nr 1 joker

[lonegrim]

@lurifax990927 Jack Nicholson was better a Joker. The only reason that Heath Ledger get so much credit for Joker is because he killed him self afterwards.

[Bainer55]

@lonegrim No way, Nicholson was alright as joker back in the the day, but ledger was the reason anyone even watched this movie. Nicholson is as equivalent as count dracula in the movie Van Helsing, they were alright, but someone could have done much better.

[runnynight]

see im not a monster

[JoIeVeLaSqUeZ91831]

5 seconds my butt >:P

[Hellspear95]

This was 10 seconds not 5 -_-

[mac19971]

No, your not a monster, your a hypocrite.

[TheG00se81]

So you are confused by Joke saying one thing but doing something different? But you Uplade a video called "TDK in 5 seconds" which is 20 seconds long?

[Buffonare]

think u mean 20 seconds;)

[ILovemyPinkElephant]

This is the best damn movie

[14597ojai]

God I love you Heath ^o^

[sinningg0d1121]

i had to watch this film about 6 times before i got all the twists and stuff

[OpricXTeZy]

fake... it's not 5 seconds long..

[justaeli]

R.I.P :(

[Gabriel32211]

Joker didn't mean to kill. Only to maim or seriously injure

[spartanwolf327]

@Gabriel32211 Dobby FTW!!!!

[GamerGuyd7Aces]

@Gabriel32211 famous dobby line!

[kidwizzcomdy]

so i realy want to watch this now :D

[Alyssoo]

why do people make "X movies in 5 seconds" with more than 5 seconds?

[xcube11]

@Alyssoo it's the whole point of the "in five seconds" thing.

[zeldalord124]

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[undermyrules]

if 10 seconds were 5 seconds then this will be 5 seconds. LOL

[reddestyoshi]

if you read this comment omg so scary your gonna die...fucker,i will kill all of you,your nutsacks are small and i will grind them up into a tender paste and bake them at 315 for an hour and a half

[TheHappydays82]

5 seconds my ass lol

[MSRDGK]

Like this if Joker makes you laugh. XP

[stradlemonkey444]

Anyone else think that Rachel was a slut? she pledged her love to Bruce and Harvey at least 7 times each.

[FlamingAtheist]

@stradlemonkey444 agreed

[MrMethadrine]

@stradlemonkey444 wtf is the like tab?

[stradlemonkey444]

@MrMethadrine It's consortium of people who have managed to keep the mysterious carbonated beverage TAB in production to this very day. But another answer is that it is casting a basic vote on the video itself on the whole. the thumbs-up/downs in the comments area are a like or dislike of the comment, each vote raising or lowering a comment in entire section. hope that helps! TAB- what's really in it?

[MrMethadrine]

@stradlemonkey444 wow..slow down.I just wanted to agree with the "slut" thing.

[libbyandtai]

that son of a bitch joker Lied to me...............thats not Nice

[99shurikens]

longest 5 seconds of my life O.O

[Titov123]

yeah even if you start it right at the scene it still would be about 15 seconds, but yeah that pretty much sums it all up for the film

[YesIamJewish]

This video is clearly 20 seconds long, although it states 5 seconds in the titles. I BETTER COMMENT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW.

[TheCrizzle2010]

@YesIamJewish  nice

[lebronbeastjames6]

Why would you not want to watch the whole movie? I'm going to watch it AGAIN right now!

[TotallyToonsTV]

What makes these vids funny apart from whats in them is the fact that none of them are ever 5 seconds long :3

[MyNetVid]

Saved me two hours:) Phew!

[Devers121]

ya genius, defo 20 seconds long L2 SPEEL / give accurate facts. FUCK YOU!!!!

[DERANGEDLOL]

@Devers121 FUCK YOU!!!!

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

this sums up the movie?

[AnthonyMStyling]

That was longer then 5 seconds...

[sjlinden0200]

like if the first thing u thought after 5 seconds was WTF

[JonnyVampyre]

I miss you, Heath. 

[tmdvw]

ok, next!

[Bernardatious]

ye that doesn't qualify. has to be 5 seconds

[TheRaellz]

@Bernardatious no they don't... ever. the whole 5 second thing never started at exactly 5 seconds anyway so your argument is invalid.

how embarrassing for you to be one of the few fuck tards who have absolutely no clue what it means.

[234badguy]

ILL WATCH THE REST TOMORROW

[dportass]

someone forgot to learn to count at school

[iMagicBananas]

Sorry, that was 13 seconds.

[beatle107]

Longest 5 seconds ever

[RaikenXion]

Yeh nice

[anakra23]

i was brushing my teeth and when i watch this i was laughing so hard i spat the tooth paste out and throw up lol

[redarrowhead2]

it all makes sense now!

[kuribayashi84]

He didnt want to kill the Batman. He just wanted to play... :O

[benaji261]

definitely 12 seconds

[jimmifect2]

Hey wait 5x4=20min :D

[kyleduderings]

that wasn't 5 seconds!

[amohotepv]

@kyleduderings when they say "in 5 seconds", they mean "abridged version"

[TheGasMasks]

Jocker: Hahahaha... I fuck your mother...

Batman: She´s dead... -_-

Jocker: I know

Batman: :O

[monkeetime]

search for "monkeetime" to get your 14 seconds back...

[demon17111]

that was 14 seconds!

[DarthStarscream1138]

@demon17111 Oh nooo what a nightmare!

[jamesscoot100]

liar



[dirtybunny987]

Joker never tried to kill Batman.

This video = Fail

He wanted to be the one to unmask Batman which would be worse than killing him.

Hed destroy him from the inside out and ruin his reputation.

Unfortunately for the Joker you cant fuck with Batman and you cant beat

The Batman.

[guitarreilly]

@dirtybunny987 yeah but he had a change of heart during the movie and i quote "i had a vision of a world without batman the mob ground out their little profits and the cops tried to shut them down one block at a time and it was soo boring ive had a change of heart...."

[dirtybunny987]

@guitarreilly

So? Whats your point?

By the way is that really what he said? 'cause that sentence didnt make sense unless you just have really bad grammar

[guitarreilly]

@dirtybunny987 my point is he didnt want batman unmasked in the end oh yeah and the sentence does make sense maybe i missed a few commers here and there but its fuckin youtube not an english essay as long as you can read it theres no need for you to cry

[Imagine727]

@dirtybunny987 Your blatantly missing the joke, go have a wash you dirty bunny

[allenrw3]

friggin hilarious! great job!

[Imagine727]

Hilarious, it was funny enough watching the joker fight in the whole movie but now...

[DoYouWantSomeCoffee]

i liked it :ilied:

[thomieboys]

this warent 5 seconds TROLOL

[545parsa]

hypocrite 

[sparlexna]

where's the golum ? :D

[xValanirX]

i love how these videos say "in 5 seconds" when they're really a lot more. Learn to count retard.

[dsouzand]

there's so much more to this movie than the fight scenes...

[DWJTX]

it's simple kill the batman

[REYZRBLEYD]

fuck off it's not about being EXACTLY 5 FUCKING SECONDS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JivemasterJ]

@REYZRBLEYD yeah it is, asshole!

[windowsVD]

@JivemasterJ

No it isn't dumbass, the point is sum up the film in a short, ironic or funny way, so it doesn't have to be exactly 5 seconds. Watch any 5 sec video and I can guarantee you that 99% of them will NOT be in 5 secs!

[JivemasterJ]

@windowsVD why not call it dark knight in 20 seconds then? that's still a brief period of time? I felt like I was robbed of 15 seconds of MY PRECIOUS TIME!

[neez666]

@JivemasterJ IDIOT it means five secounds from the start till batman talks

[windowsVD]

@JivemasterJ

It's a genre.

[Henroidt]

130 people care too much about 5 seconds vs. 20 seconds.

[RowRobby]

SORRRRRRRRY thats not 5 seconds try again :)

[10rickb]

it is 20 secons...

[gamebustadog]

I just keep bursting in laughter no matter what. 

[Joshuaying]

I was expecting "why do you wanna kill me?" and then "we.. kill... the batman"

[smokintheblaze]

Emphasis on the 5.

[WhyIAm7]

this guy is awesome.... he displays a sense of humor by editing. genius.

[superJBfilms]

so true

[SuperLozzertron123]

lol!! :D 20 seconds but lol!!!!

[xxxOrcaman4xxx]

That was 20 seconds.

[T25Bomb]

That was the longest 5 seconds of my life.

[TruePelaaja]

Y U NO WANNA KILL MEH?!?!?

[LSAfighter]

Y U NO THUMBS UP?!

[thegameman8]

not 5 seconds! but still good

[gghice1]

Last phrase was unneeded, i think.

[jjjac213]

awsome

[hfdpayner]

I'll watch the rest tommorrow.

[GFischer1444]

5 seconds?

[Nerwik]

-click! times up! and the thumb is down!-

[thebishopandthedice]

that didn't occur to me when i watched it lol

[Jeznyve]

16 seconds*

[SilverPup88]

Joker doesn't mean to kill, only maim or seriously injure

[BucketandSlash]

The dark knight n 5 seconds in 20 seconds

[EnumasElish]

The Dark Knight in 3 words: Why - so - serious?

[StopDropDoBarrelRoll]

@EnumasElish That's what I was expecting before I watched this lol

[ricardoriffoc]

the joker doesnt want to kill batman, he just want to hurt him really hard

[gir02021]

longest 5 seconds ever



[TheElemental1991]

its funny cuz its true lol

[Flipsgardenofweeden]

how are any of these clips 5 seconds long!?!?!

[DThorn619]

@Flipsgardenofweeden Go learn your memes then come back.

[Flipsgardenofweeden]

@DThorn619 what the hell are you talking about?

[LGSPTJ]

That was the longest five seconds I've ever experienced.

[TheCameraMaximus]

how is that 5 seconds?

[matamatao]

you truly are a stooge mate

[xXRockUnicornoXx]

REALLY YOU DONT WAN TO KILL HIM

[caleb66123]

got alot out of that =D

[TheJustRussian]

everyone who bitch about "wasn't 5 sec'' simply is moron

[therealcritic28]

hahaha this is fantastic, who the hell cares if it's actually in five seconds

[TheSexcchic]

IT WAS 30 S

[Metalgears1]

@TheSexcchic Who cares

[ispilliay23]

Shut up! who fu@#$% cares if it waznt 5 seconds! D:<

[Dragonemperor15]

YOUR CONCEPT OF TIME IS SEVERELY OFF.

[Metalgears1]

@Dragonemperor15 Your concept of "just an expression, not literally," is severely off.

[Dragonemperor15]

@Metalgears1 Is that the best you got? Show me your moves!

[Metalgears1]

@Dragonemperor15 How about your response to 5 seconds only being an expression?