The Chuck Norris Show! National Lampoon Lemmings!

[fixedgearplanet]

fuck chuck



[leeuploader]

well that blows

[wlangley88]

In the old days I looked like Glen Campbell. I grew a beard, then I became Jeremiah Johnson, morphed into Michael Martin Murphy, and finally Chuck Norris.

[SawedShotgun]

Im a huge chuck norris fan but this is a funny show and people need to calm down

[MetallicBill]

Lee Majors is cool, after all, he was in GTA Vice City and poor Chuck didn't make the cut! hahaha

[jedihero67]

FUCKING MOST AWESOME SHOW EVER!

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

the most patriotic thing americans can do now is to buy chinese products as they buy all the debt and your government seems to be in hope one day americans will be slaves to the chinese and arabs. you americans had a chance to vote for ron paul, and you blew it ! now your only hope is rand paul to run for 2012

[zionrose515]

he doesnt look like chuck norris he looks like gerard butler on 300

[commodoreherring]

shut the chuck up

[scrappertherapper]

If u guys hate it then why leave a message, jus come to youtube to watch wat u intend to watch dont be douches u fag nugget munchin bitches

[paradym123]

Is this actually sapost to be funny?

[rewinder2008]

is this guy paied to be a douche?

[washingtonmutual123]

fucking gay what a waste...chuck norris will destroy you by thought

[verycrazyghoul]

fake. fail. lame. shit.

[Hammern28]

This is stupid....

[Siomonte]

thats not rly Chuck norris!

[ELITEnoOBno2]

CHUCK YEAH!

[majinbunda]

this guy is going to die for trying to imitate chuck norris

[mercynary666]

Chuck Norris kicks ass..!!

[donsargent]

chuck norris can get a woman pregnant by walking past her.

[babieeginger]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

[hatebush1234]

chuck norris made a WoW character,but it turns into a GM automatically

[TrevorMcBever2596]

That's the Dark Knight music right?

[elmarco1984]

2:51...IMPOSTER!!!! The real chuck would NEVER scream in pain, he doesnt feel pain...damn pain isn't even in his vocabulary!

[westiesmum69]

LMFAO awesome work!

[SpongebobL0VER]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[rockstarurmoma]

gettin jacked is a totaly natural thing

[JWisLegend]

Nice Chuckin job

[SteamyLime]

i love the snap shots of him punching!!!

[airfaith]

manchester united

GET THE CHUCK OUTTA HERE

rofl loved it

[PowerToker420]

hahah its not a bad job of finding a guy that looks like norris hahahha and the best part was when he "toweled off" hahahha

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ATASTYSTEAMPIE]

chuck norris will hunt down and destroy this guy soon, but being chuck norris he has already done so....

[tobiashawk8]

this would be true but chuck norris doesnt go hunting, chuck norris goes killing

[Genovo187]

the best part was 3:32

[fucdisdeath]

Shut The Chuck Up XD

[WayneandGarrth]

well duh noob! course its not him!

[xMoreTx]

we didnt start the flame war...

well you did :D

[WayneandGarrth]

wt ?

[Noah2342]

thats not chuck norris

[allanmunro1993]

no shit sherlock

[FinlandOmg]

Its whole alot of fun! lol

[RockonRSLZ]

redneck reatard... i hope his camera man voted obama!

[Hypnotoad27]

That's not Chuck Norris right?

[Tuzji]

No, it's not.

[croknaw]

you can't wash off 100/ bad ass

[dino88cro]

A message to all those Chuck hatters out there: GO CHUCK YOURSELF!

[Likylight]

A Reply to stuck-up rednecks. DONT COMMENT ON VIDEOS IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM YOU BIGOTS!

[dino88cro]

Temple of fighting... ughhh son of a!

HaHa hilarious!

Chuck FTW!

[johnchoiscs]

rofl at the beginning

[JIMBOJON75]

Norris= LoooooooSER!!!

[rainfordmetallica]

all right wing politics are shit!

[Conservativesaregood]

Chuck is a disgrace to all conservatives !!

[joerules22]

Get the chuck out of here!

[imsi90]

pask!!

[BiRRe123]

OMG! check 1:45, its not the real Chuck Norris u guys. srsly

[ghstfazeqilla]

lmfao, no shit you dumb fuck

[elderdragonIce]

I thought only Chuck Noris could hurt Chuck Noris.

[RockonRSLZ]

Chuck Norris looks like he is weaaring a fucking bra.

[AshtrayWisdom]

Oh, and this video is incredibly boring and unfunny.

[AshtrayWisdom]

Mike Huckabee wasn't beaten by John McCain...

[WeHype]

the last 10 secs were the best

[xxSickwithpainxx]

Rawfel!

[lctrout]

Chuck has two or three wives left in him....just like Newt Gingrich.

[JuicyFruit6877]

lmao

[jimmysjazz]

Just what we need. Another lefty Dem telling us what we NEED to be a Patriot. Obama said yesterday he is redifining Patriotism!?! Why does it need redifining? Because he and other "blame America, America is bad, Bush Cheney, Haliburton" crybabies like XDradio don't fit the true definition of the word. Dems need victims to stay in power, and you are a victim of ignorance. What's different this year than the last 6? DEM CONGRESS!! 11% APPROVAL RATING! Saying NO to using our OWN RESOURCES! Research

[jimmysjazz]

XDradio...What parallel universe do you live in? Since the DEMS have been in charge of Congress gas has gone up 75%, housing in the toilet and an obvious Marxist-Leninist-Socialist has been nominated!! The DEMS are relying on Kool-Aid drinkers like you that read the main stream news but don't research the facts! Today's Dems are yesterdays Socialist-Communists. The days of FDR and JFK are gone. Do the research and pull your head out of your ass! Do you really want gov to control your freedom?

[WHYCANTIFINDONE]

This man died 3 hours and 2 seconds after this video was posted the 3 hours chuck norris was having sex with his wife, one second finding him and the other killing him.

[Biskits49]

waaaaaaa chuck norris died???? omg, ill kill myself if chuck norris died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[happyguy4ever]

hahaah that's funny stuff!!!!

[ghstfazeqilla]

im crying

[kcholt11]

Chuck this video!! o.o

[duckhunter4ever29]

I'm fucking crying!!!

[Quade235]

Golden.

You can't wash off 100% badass.

Chuckin' awesome.

[nibbles1637]

Under Chuck Norris' beard...there isn't a chin but another fist!

Did you know that Chuck Norris cured world hunger? Yea, he ate all the hungry people.

[terrelleee]

thats from familey guy

[laslow8]

actually that's a really old Chuck Norris joke, Family Guy just used it for the Texas episode. I'm talking about the third fist under his chin.

[nibbles1637]

w00t! <3 u family guy fans ^.~

[Cinciauctions]

Chuck---ee the wimp see my video

[RengersWOW]

HAHA Sorry, I had myspace open tooso i heard to music from that, seriously plz no hate things saying im dumb im sorry =D

[RengersWOW]

music ruined it

[guyster]

Can't go wrong with Chuck jokes

[oojzero2]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris.

[jiggles26]

lol pretty funny

[adegen]

LOL INTERNET MEMES FROM FOUR YEARS AGO ARE STILL FUNNY

...not

[sjvdude]

this was funny.......

[tareasderoo]

boring as hell

[mury1010]

Don't mess with CHUCK! he's gunna come roundhouse kick you! this is insulting. I have a headache now. i hate this, it burns!

[kamon0nomak]

nobody messes with chuck norris! these guys will be ended by chuck norris! this is blasphemy!

[durrr123]

oh yeah and wheres the chest hair? thats the origin of his chi

[dude10219]

I heard that Jesus can walk on water. SO WHAT! Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

[durrr123]

i guess this guy has no idea what chuck norris sounds like

[Lprballer]

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[Pedrg93]

Hell Yarh!111!oneone!!!lollollolrof­loll8lmao

[777profit]

JESUS is the only solution TO WHAT IS COMING! Fasten your seatbelts boys and girls ITS GOING TO GET ROUGH!!!

[loser1770]

o and i kicked his ass

[ibanezmancons]

Funny ^-^ but does Chuck Norris actually wear the same belt buckle as Jello Biafra?

[SinlessRaNsOm]

Chuck Norris was in the Air Force.

[FPShooterMcGaven]

The American Flag is hangin' incorrectly

[ibanezmancons]

Who cares?

[Pedrg93]

Hell Yeah!

[pwn3g]

brilliant keep it up lolocaust

[fexion]

fucking chuck norris...this guys is a G

[zposner]

90 degrees - awesome.

[beckkalovesllamas]

ahahhaah 90 degrees .

[DarwishGreen]

achuckledgd...90degrees

[13DCH]

WTC ?

[ chuckle ]

Nah, just kiddin'... that was chuckin' funny !

[kireikoori]

Those fools. Chuck Norris killed the people who made this video. With a roundhouse kick to the face.

[AussieGumby]

wow how fucking sad

[christpower77]

chucking sad* xD

[KLKSnipes]

People are so dumb. Religion has cause the most deaths ever. Really I have never heard about religion killing people. The thing that killed the most people is War.  Its true that religion can cause War but religion has never killed anyone. And religion for the most part makes people better I know I am beacuse of it. Plus if God doesnt exits where did we come from, cause its not evolution. Im going to disprove it right now. Ready, "What came before that." if u ask it enough evolution cant exits

[Saruzu]

Go to school and then come argue about biogenetics kid. If god made everything then what made him? How did he come into existence Everything has a beginning? And if he is all powerful, can he make an object that not even he can move?

[Stagrad]

lay off the weed and get over yourself

[feelxmyxwrath]

everything cant have a beggining. matter cannot be created or destroyed thus your own logic defeats itself

[wordicus]

Wow, this was incredibly lame.

[TheKingOfPain]

Stupid

[lovemylife221]

No such thing as God. Period.

Religion has caused more deaths than anything else. It sure as hell ain't good.

[Reggie1971]

Communism = 100 million dead

What religion is it based on?

[Saruzu]

The people aren't dead because they didn't have religion, they're dead because their leaders didn't know how to run a unified society.

[KLKSnipes]

Reggie1971 is talking about lovemylife221 very ingnorit and false statment

[ZeppelinFan122]

Quote Reggie1971: Communism = 100 million dead

What religion is it based on?

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My point exactly. Religion doesn't cause the most death, shoddy governments like dictatorships, infant democracies, and communism do.

[BenniCrookston]

Exactly bastard commies and nazis and Liberals through inaction!

[RtNpH]

How do you think things were made? really I would enjoy talkning to you about this.

[VirtualBilly]

that was for fags

[tortoseman]

holy chuck hes awesome

[gregoriodemoncho]

Some people wear superman underwear. Spuerman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

[tero3]

rofl

[rolficus]

bruce lee kicked chuck norisis arse lol

[Twoteka]

a snake bit chuck norris once and after 5 days of excrutiating pain the snake died =D chuck rocks screw everyone who thinks he sucks

[casino16]

wtf is the deal with the way those passwords are written that u have to type here when ur commenting limit is exeeded, like whats the difference if it just lkooked normal....wtf is the point of these anyway, is it like security or something cuz all u do is type a word that u see WTF IS THE **CKING POINT OF IT!

[gregoriodemoncho]

2 casino16:

They do this to prevent the videos being spammed with comments by machines. Computers can't decipher those weird letters. This way, yoochoob knows the comment comes from a real life person.

[monopinion]

It's to make sure that automated spamming is not employed to distribute, solicit and harass unobstructed. Think of the ubiquitous ads that used to advertise porn. They're gone due to this measure.

[jf713jf]

"AND I KICKED HIS ASS"

[mike98guitarplayr]

chuck is gonna kill you guys just for making fun of him

[casino16]

they are already dead

[mike98guitarplayr]

lmao

[stanburdman]

This isn't really Chuck Norris. If you punch the real Chuck in the armpit Chuck Norris would bury himself alive with a picture of you and then crawl out 100 years later to kill all of your descendants.

[netknight]

Chuck Norris is okay, it's just the idiots that try to make him powerful what with his "roundhouse kicks" that are retarded.

Everyone knows C. Falcon beats Chuck Norris by a landslide.

[Jeseeu]

i hate chuck...he sux...he thinks hes so strong...pff hes just a other dude that thinks hes cool but hes not...a 14 year old kid that knows good capoeira can fight him and would be a chalange

[grimmreaper520]

why do you think that capoeira is better than asian Martial arts? and i do meen anything from krav maga to tai chi. if you think like that then you obviously dont understand the concepts of learning said things.And im not going to tell it to you, cuz it doesnt have any value unless you experience it yourself.

[harjosmas]

oh yeah? well chuck norris doesnt misspell "challenge"

[afterbirthbob]

he jabbed him and he cried like a girl the guys fingers should have blown off or something :(

[sweetpaintedcherry]

you cant wash off badass! lmao chuck norris ftw

[econymous]

that...sucked...

[Camikaze999]

God doesnt exist stupid ass

[shadowmaster285]

careful, there are people who might be offended by that comment, and I dont care if you tell me to fuck off. I do happen to be a christian and I believe in creationism, not darwinism.

[tskater13]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahhahaahahahahahah

[DoDg3M4ni4c]

This is typical American BAd Humor (I dont have ayntinh against ya, i love Usa) But u have very bad humor guys and girls..

Stupid xD LOL HUMOR!

[DancingToast]

Learn capilization plx.

[Camikaze999]

I'm american and this is not american humor! This is fucking stupid half ass shit anyone retard could think of

[godsvern]

Hilarious!!

[nightmarex1]

lol nice vid

[jerry1515151515]

fag husý

[Raccanes]

i can jack it for hours...lol!!@1

[Raccanes]

rofl!!! this video seems wrong..

[themeshter]

shut the chuck up :))))

[CeresVictoria360]

Get Chucked. XD

[pongman]

Super foot Wallace should have pulverized Norris when he was kick boxing.

[playornotplay]

looks like Al Borland :D

[nheitz]

lol awesome video

[lolzaurus]

lame.

[love2live10101]

lol this is nothing...haha go to it!! watch?v=gJf55V5FtLs

[SHpic76]

Перевести бы это на русский..было бы в рот мне ноги

[COZpopcorns]

btw i can recongnize Chuck Norris vioce..

thats obviously not him

[Nuclearman2]

What's it like being a rocket scientist?

[Adistarman]

CHUCK IS MY NATIONAL HERO. He is true american looser

[whipcreamfart]

Holy Chucky I want to... watch videos. Watch mine.

Haha no.<