This guy should loose his job for dressing like its 2001 and playing perfectly the role of the classic cheeseball douchebag hipster-dufus barstool loser reverend that is so painfully common these days. When I was a teen, these clowns made me want to throw up, but I kept quiet.
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
The only thing funny about this HORRIBLY UNFUNNY video is that this Youthworker doesn't even realize how much of a charicature he REALLY is! He's got the flip-flops, Earthy necklace, "GODROX" blog channel, youthworker beard & has lost touch with reality! REALITY? The top way of losing your job in youth ministry is hookin' up with one of the girls in your youth group. PERIOD. I know he's tryin' to keep it light, zaney & hip but bottom line: STAY AWAY FROM THE GIRLS IN YOUR OWN YOUTH GROUP, TIM.
There was a guy who was a youth minister at a church before me that got fired for playing video games on the front row during the sermon on Sunday morning worship.
Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a women with lust you have committed adultery with here in your heart.
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Does this concern you? The Bible says despise the value of your eye compared to the value of your soul. would u sell your eye for a million dollars? And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. needgod.com
Alternatively for #8, for those of us who DO use wine during communion, is switching out the grape juice with real wine at a youth group social function. :)
lmfao christian jokes
hmehlenbacher 3 days ago
This: not helping. Rather brainwashing. Couldn't you post any better video?
Xiano20 4 days ago
I thought number 1 is to fuck someone at church camp?
KarmaKain 1 week ago
thanks for the tips. its a good thing you mentioned #1, that would have been a disaster
UnlockingTheBible1 2 weeks ago
#1. Teach the bible and show your youth that there is no such thing as a Youth Pastor according to God's word.
no1djkamilo 2 weeks ago
Boring
robertbsimonson 3 weeks ago
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This guy should loose his job for dressing like its 2001 and playing perfectly the role of the classic cheeseball douchebag hipster-dufus barstool loser reverend that is so painfully common these days. When I was a teen, these clowns made me want to throw up, but I kept quiet.
MrGoldenwaffler 1 month ago
Bill Clinton had sex with an adult...youth ministers don't always do that.
Demetrius Allen, Randy Lee Morrow, Brent Girouex to name a FEW. And of course Ted Haggard who liked adults...just not his wife...or female adults.
hipstermi 1 month ago
I thought this was gonna be serious..
Loofty777 1 month ago
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Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Watch:
" youtube.com/watch?v=YZPmTH6sloo"
"youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6ys"
"youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd8U"
Regards.
TrumpetCallofGodLT 1 month ago
The only thing funny about this HORRIBLY UNFUNNY video is that this Youthworker doesn't even realize how much of a charicature he REALLY is! He's got the flip-flops, Earthy necklace, "GODROX" blog channel, youthworker beard & has lost touch with reality! REALITY? The top way of losing your job in youth ministry is hookin' up with one of the girls in your youth group. PERIOD. I know he's tryin' to keep it light, zaney & hip but bottom line: STAY AWAY FROM THE GIRLS IN YOUR OWN YOUTH GROUP, TIM.
STIRKDAWG 2 months ago 10
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@STIRKDAWG
"The top way of losing your job in youth ministry is hookin' up with one of the girls in your youth group. PERIOD"
Well...you also have those that hook up with BOYS in their youth group as well.
hipstermi 1 month ago
@STIRKDAWG SWAG
cheshyjohnson 1 week ago
@cheshyjohnson ... hoping SWAG is good! Like, "Feelin' your "swag" in that comment, DAWG."
STIRKDAWG 1 week ago
Man, cool church is so cool. You guys totally wear t-shirts and jeans!
tytytytyty811 2 months ago
this is horrible...
zion223 2 months ago
There was a guy who was a youth minister at a church before me that got fired for playing video games on the front row during the sermon on Sunday morning worship.
dex2k 3 months ago
surely #1 have sex with a member of your youth ministry. guaranteed way to never work in youth ministry again.
danablett 3 months ago
@danablett Unless you're catholic.
Stevarious 2 months ago
haha!! im baptist and i think think the jokes about us freakin out about alcohol r pretty funny!!!!!
shelborific 4 months ago
we're Catholic...we use wine.
DTooke11 4 months ago
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Number 1: Tell people they can be saved by "asking Jesus in your heart"
quadcannon95 4 months ago
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Are you ready?
Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a women with lust you have committed adultery with here in your heart.
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Does this concern you? The Bible says despise the value of your eye compared to the value of your soul. would u sell your eye for a million dollars? And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. needgod.com
standingontruth1 5 months ago
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Harold Camping was RIGHT about May 21, click on my channel to see...
youneekk 8 months ago
we're Lutheran...we use wine for communion
and I've actually gotten lost with the pastor's kid before
Clarelisa4 1 year ago
whats peanut butter chubby bunny?...
smurflovesblowfish 1 year ago
Hahaha....your #1 was hysterical! As a 3rd year youth leader...I really appreciate your channel! =)
mamamime1 1 year ago
Buddy your not funny! I guess number 11 would be to show this video!
hollieandbaileyshow 1 year ago
And why didn't you demonstrate Peanut butter chubby bunny or show us a food fight at a spaghetti feed...it is video after all...
theplungen2 1 year ago
@theplungen2 good idea! :) But the video was too low-budget for that.
studentministry 1 year ago
Alternatively for #8, for those of us who DO use wine during communion, is switching out the grape juice with real wine at a youth group social function. :)
nickarnold1985 1 year ago
@nickarnold1985 haha! Exactly. :)
studentministry 1 year ago
interesting lol
4eversnowboard 1 year ago
it's so green.
CPTKlepto 1 year ago
Great job Tim!!
AliveStudentMinistry 1 year ago
Nice! LOL!
fordiym 1 year ago
@fordiym Wow, you're fast! I haven't even had a chance to annotate and write a description for this video yet. :)
studentministry 1 year ago