YOU INFIDELS! This is *NOT* Chuck Norris! Blessed be His holy name. This is the ROBOT Chuck Norris that the Republican Party spent 20% of the GDP on in hopes of winning the election.
As a matter of fact, the only reason that FNC is still running is the amount that Huckabee paid to buy their Norris robot.
Now, if the REAL Chuck Norris got into politics, there would be no news at all. Nobody would dare stand against America, Land of the Norris.
Norris is now an airhead 3rd rate media whore for the military industrial complex as well as a washed up 3rd rate actor-Iraq is FUBAR-the mother of all fuckups- stop wasting lives for the war profiteers
Chuck Norris, another political Evangelical conservative puppet with a purpose to ruin America and the world with it.Fuck Faux News and Chuck Norris you suck!
No one party us ment to rule America.If one party did then there would be no reason for CHECKS AND BALANCES.Pussy?Republicans are such pussys they don't know the differance between the truth and a lie.
yes we do and you call us pussys well look at you democrats you people will not pick up a gun you spit in the faces of our troops and you call us pussys you better check that
A)I am not a Democrat or a Republican B)Both political sides are soldiers in the military C)Nobody spits on the troops faces more then politicians themselves D)"you people will not pick up a gun you spit in the faces of our troops..." According to who?
you see it all the time a bunch of hippies will march in to a millitary funeral and bash the family who just lost some one in their family and when our troops come home people spit on them my uncle told me all about it during his time in vietnam
Well thats BS.Because on Youtube you can find video of a radical religous group doing the exact same thing.Look for the "most hated family in America." You sound like fucking Fox News dude.
look i was their and they all came up to my family and our friends who just lost their big brother their son their husband their grandson I lost a good friend and Me and my family gone to pay our respects and some anti war commies came up to the brave mans mother and insalted her now they wear not muslem but they wear liberal
Sorry about your brother but according to you everyone that disagrees with the war acts spits on dead soldiers families?Get in touch with reality man.That is a very scewed point of view.There are extreme crazy acts on both sides of the political spectrum.
screw you chuck norris is friggn awsome,and before you say anything tell me this. How many movies, TV shows, comic books, and cartoons have you stared in?
TIMZ you are a disgrace, actually no the Media is for giving you the attention you wanted, as for you...you are yet another weasel who made a sale off of the misery of Iraqis.
Don't talk politics when you can not even carry a damn conversation; instead go read a book while working the cash register, if you can read that it!
If they'd sent ten Chuck Norrises to Vietnam, we'd be hearing about our victory there. Send twelve of them to Iraq and that place would settle. Puleeze. Chuck Norris's movie are a full of stab in the back mythology and angry white man nonsense which conservative all love.
75% of Iraquis want your troops out???? GET THEM OUT.. I would jump at that opportunity to get out ethically. Argh what a mess there. All because your president lied to you (propaganda REF youtube "PNAC/Neocon crusades")
No, that was the reflection of the fear in a million peoples eyes, when they turned on the TV to see Chuck Norris staring at them. Enough to scare anyone.
you fools are fighting an uphill battle, it doesn't matter how obsessed you are with this goon, hees still just an airhead. when i see chuck norris i laugh, but to you guys he seems like a god, so go on sucking his cock, hees an actor for fucks sake!
but is it that much different then hannity? that man has no experience in the political relm and yet he is paid to give his opinion. he was a radio guy who has never worked on a campagin and he trys to make himself out to be an expert. at least chuck norris pretended to kick people for a living.
So the guest is saying Iraq is more dangerous now than under Saddam Hussein for the population. This means the terrorists who are killing Iraqis now are at least as evil as Saddam Hussein. Isn't that reason enough to stay the course and fight? This is why the far left lack credibility: They are more willing to score political points, trying to brow-beat Bush and supporters into withdrawing than dealing with reality here. Where is the plan???
there is no spin there....Iraq is more dangerous than before the war...Thats not spin thats simply a fact...You want a plan then lets all figure it out...but we must take into account the facts...what reality are you "dealing" with
ZTEC, Wow man you cracked it! I have been working in Iraq for the past 3 years and I just found out that all I saw before my eyes was an illusion! THANK YOU!!
1)The insurgents who are conducting the behadeaings and car bombings are Sunni non Iraqi insurgents imported from the trash surrounding Iraq by the damn Baathists and extremist, so they are not Iraqis!
I admire your support for this country and your service, but you seem to sure about who the "terrorist" are. One persons terrorist is another persons martyr is another persons freedom fighter. Baathist were part of Iraq before the invasion but not Iraqis? I respect your service but your opinion about what is happening is one sided and as normal you would like to stop conversation. telling me to close my mouth.
I would like to remind you that we didn't get into this war alone we partnered with Britin and other countries and that's how we established the CPA (Coalition Provisional Authority) in Iraq, and other countries like France and Russia apposed the war because they were benefiting from Saddam, only after the war France wanted to send their oil companies and private sectors to Iraq! so are you worried about our relationship with these people?
If you really served what exactly was in your oath you took- "defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic." Check amendment #1
I am sure who the terrorists are because I was there attacking us and more so killing Iraqi civilians; it is not about US being there, but it is about the Sunnies losing control and the neighboring countries afraid that the Shiaa actually gain control of the country!
I respect your opinion, and I apologize if I came too harsh on the subject, but I am just tired of people asking us to leave Iraq and pretend that the war never happened! It did and we better be responsible about it.
2)True, Iraqis had nothing to do with 911, but if we lose the war there, the Sunnie Whabies, i.e. Al-Qaida and its followers will see it as victor and will come to our grounds...AGAIN
So please check your info, before opening your mouth with false facts!
"Attack there so they don't attack us here". check out what the CIA, 9-11 report, and various other non partisan groups have to say about your GOP taking points. Its bogus! Our presents in a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 has destabilized the middle east and our relationship with the world.
Ztec, actually I didn't take an oath of any sort; I am a civilian who worked for several American Organizations in Baghdad and while was there realized what was really going on in the region.
Our presence is Iraq is vital not only for our safety but for Iraqi's as well! We started this thing then we better see it through. Besides the Middle East was unstable from the get go and that's why we had their monkeys attacking us in NYC.
This is unbelieveable. I can't even believe this. This is effing crazy. Fox is so unbelieveabe -- people think that a channel that has Chuck Norris say middle school debate worthy questions and display poor literacy is the best source of their news. Can't even believe it.
Much respect to this guy Timz. Very bright, very well composed and well spoken. Chuck Norris looked and sounded like an idiot trying to bully this guy with his talking points. Dragged out of a house and getting your hand chopped off? I can't believe I looked up to this guy as a kid.
This proves that if you really want to know what's going on in Iraq, ask an Iraqi. Timz said Iraq is MORE dangerous now than ever. This is contrary to what the lying Bush Administration has been telling us.
Celebrity douchebag Chuck Norris joins the FauxNews army, and tries to bait an Iraqi rapper with loaded questions from Hannity's leftover talking points.. but instead he gets a verbal kick in the balls! Way to go, Iraqi rapper..
Celebrity douchebag Chuck Norris joins the FauxNews army, and tries to bait an Iraqi rapper with Hannity's leftover talking points.. this kid kicked him in the balls! Way to go, Iraqi rapper..
oh chucky...stick to action films, please. thanks for posting this! by the way, is that a grain of rice on your tv? do you really eat that close to it when watching??
BLASPHEMY!
YOU INFIDELS! This is *NOT* Chuck Norris! Blessed be His holy name. This is the ROBOT Chuck Norris that the Republican Party spent 20% of the GDP on in hopes of winning the election.
As a matter of fact, the only reason that FNC is still running is the amount that Huckabee paid to buy their Norris robot.
Now, if the REAL Chuck Norris got into politics, there would be no news at all. Nobody would dare stand against America, Land of the Norris.
TheOverlordDale 3 years ago
*yawn*
aarsho 2 years ago
chuck norris once walked down the street with an erection. there were no survivors.
deej7 3 years ago 2
The quickest way to a mans heart is through Chuck Norris' fists.
fku2b 4 years ago
chuck stick to kicking ass and taking names plzz i beg you
papichulo9022 4 years ago
agreed
djphatd 4 years ago
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Chuck Norris is a fucken moron, why is everyone obsessed with him and stupid "Chuck Norris Jokes"
djphatd 4 years ago
why dont you ask Chuck that. Ill give you a 100 bucks hahaha
youknowwhoyouare8 2 years ago
my god, this wasnt actualy something the chaser made up, chuck norris actualy did presenting on fox news. O.o
alphamone 4 years ago
chaldeans are assyriannss!
suzbee7 4 years ago
"right-wing agenda" my ****.
UserTypePerson 4 years ago 2
chuck norris is the man, if u knew anything about him u wouldnt be making incorrect comments like that u fucking idiot.
Hostiletakeover1 4 years ago
I did not know Chuck was on Fox this is cool. Good job Chuck!
kooldude02 4 years ago
Chuck is a great screenplay writer....not. Chuck might be tough but he's dumber than a sack of hammers.
eatmejesus 4 years ago
chuck is so awesome he even gets stupid teen democrats to worship him
lightbulbisred 4 years ago
i bet timz gained 120 pounds that night in his sleep because he argued with chuck norris
partyboyjohn 4 years ago
he's lucky Chuck Norris didnt rip his ***** off
TheCkarate 4 years ago 3
just seeing him no Fox News loses my respect for Chuck Norris.
WhatUWant44 4 years ago
I really, really, want to fight Chuck Norris....
Winnetka4 4 years ago
Norris is now an airhead 3rd rate media whore for the military industrial complex as well as a washed up 3rd rate actor-Iraq is FUBAR-the mother of all fuckups- stop wasting lives for the war profiteers
jerryfoster41 4 years ago
why does everyone make fun of chuck norris he;s fuckin awesome!
randyrhoads4ever 4 years ago
What are you talking about. Chuck Norris will save the world!!!
Tabla461 4 years ago
Chuck Norris, another political Evangelical conservative puppet with a purpose to ruin America and the world with it.Fuck Faux News and Chuck Norris you suck!
Moviebro 4 years ago
Chuck Norris will save the world!!!
Tabla461 4 years ago
no you suck chuck Norris will round house kick you you liberal pussy and Republicans rule america!!!!
republican360 4 years ago
No one party us ment to rule America.If one party did then there would be no reason for CHECKS AND BALANCES.Pussy?Republicans are such pussys they don't know the differance between the truth and a lie.
Moviebro 4 years ago
yes we do and you call us pussys well look at you democrats you people will not pick up a gun you spit in the faces of our troops and you call us pussys you better check that
republican360 4 years ago
A)I am not a Democrat or a Republican B)Both political sides are soldiers in the military C)Nobody spits on the troops faces more then politicians themselves D)"you people will not pick up a gun you spit in the faces of our troops..." According to who?
Moviebro 4 years ago
you see it all the time a bunch of hippies will march in to a millitary funeral and bash the family who just lost some one in their family and when our troops come home people spit on them my uncle told me all about it during his time in vietnam
republican360 4 years ago
Well thats BS.Because on Youtube you can find video of a radical religous group doing the exact same thing.Look for the "most hated family in America." You sound like fucking Fox News dude.
Moviebro 4 years ago
look i was their and they all came up to my family and our friends who just lost their big brother their son their husband their grandson I lost a good friend and Me and my family gone to pay our respects and some anti war commies came up to the brave mans mother and insalted her now they wear not muslem but they wear liberal
republican360 4 years ago
Sorry about your brother but according to you everyone that disagrees with the war acts spits on dead soldiers families?Get in touch with reality man.That is a very scewed point of view.There are extreme crazy acts on both sides of the political spectrum.
Moviebro 4 years ago 2
The latest news from reliable Fox News (as if) is that Chuck Norris believes learning to read could make him a potential candidate for Presidency.
Good Luck Chucky
nashwanf 4 years ago
chuck norris will save us
vaporr2006 4 years ago
Norris is a good man, and i repsect him and his views on Christianity. On politics he just doesn't know what the fuck he's on about.
Jpkingu2 4 years ago
Fuck Chick Norris. He's a low life ignorant pice of shit.
rsharif 4 years ago
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Jamsie567 4 years ago
screw you chuck norris is friggn awsome,and before you say anything tell me this. How many movies, TV shows, comic books, and cartoons have you stared in?
walkertexasllama 4 years ago
chuck norris is a good man, and a strong Christian.
Angeleyes191 5 years ago
Totally, that's the truth! ^^
AKforever2 4 years ago
chuck norris is an idiot
suntoucherr 5 years ago
Chuck Norris is not an idiot, and he's done far better in his life than I expect you have.
ralf555737373 5 years ago
TIMZ you are a disgrace, actually no the Media is for giving you the attention you wanted, as for you...you are yet another weasel who made a sale off of the misery of Iraqis.
Don't talk politics when you can not even carry a damn conversation; instead go read a book while working the cash register, if you can read that it!
Dont talk big, when you are not!
BintElNoor82 5 years ago
If they'd sent ten Chuck Norrises to Vietnam, we'd be hearing about our victory there. Send twelve of them to Iraq and that place would settle. Puleeze. Chuck Norris's movie are a full of stab in the back mythology and angry white man nonsense which conservative all love.
westphalianprinz 5 years ago
send chuck in and there was be no living people there after hes left
thetopgun69 5 years ago
75% of Iraquis want your troops out???? GET THEM OUT.. I would jump at that opportunity to get out ethically. Argh what a mess there. All because your president lied to you (propaganda REF youtube "PNAC/Neocon crusades")
RustyIRL 5 years ago
Was that fear in Chuck Norris' eyes or is that what he looks like when he's learning something new?
RockNRollStalin 5 years ago
No, that was the reflection of the fear in a million peoples eyes, when they turned on the TV to see Chuck Norris staring at them. Enough to scare anyone.
ralf555737373 5 years ago
how is he better at life if he's on fox?? thats a sign of low intellectual capacity.
suntoucherr 5 years ago
Six time undefeated karate middle weight champion, 8th degree grand masters black belt thingy, several (bad, but sucessful) films...
Whereas being on YouTube proves high intellectual capacity?
ralf555737373 5 years ago
you fools are fighting an uphill battle, it doesn't matter how obsessed you are with this goon, hees still just an airhead. when i see chuck norris i laugh, but to you guys he seems like a god, so go on sucking his cock, hees an actor for fucks sake!
suntoucherr 5 years ago
besides, some of us like sucking on his cock.
dasloan 5 years ago
ROFL. Wow.
zedd138 5 years ago
More top-notch journalism for the retarded Fox News audience...
cammcharg 5 years ago
but is it that much different then hannity? that man has no experience in the political relm and yet he is paid to give his opinion. he was a radio guy who has never worked on a campagin and he trys to make himself out to be an expert. at least chuck norris pretended to kick people for a living.
jamiefolk 5 years ago
"at least chuck norris pretended to kick people for a living."
So does Hannity.
devilbush 5 years ago
Did Chuck Norris ask if Christians were being crucified in Iraq?
vigproductions 5 years ago
Does fox want to prove that their "news" is a joke
Why would Fox hire Chuck Norris for Fox
izzet2006 5 years ago
"So you never knew that at any time they could've time they could have cut off your hand in your house?"
wtf he actually asked that?
cobeagle 5 years ago
I'm no Chuck Norris fan, I think he is a religious wacko, but he honestly does a pretty good interview and isnt as abrasive as others.
salilmathur 5 years ago
So the guest is saying Iraq is more dangerous now than under Saddam Hussein for the population. This means the terrorists who are killing Iraqis now are at least as evil as Saddam Hussein. Isn't that reason enough to stay the course and fight? This is why the far left lack credibility: They are more willing to score political points, trying to brow-beat Bush and supporters into withdrawing than dealing with reality here. Where is the plan???
horsie111 5 years ago
there is no spin there....Iraq is more dangerous than before the war...Thats not spin thats simply a fact...You want a plan then lets all figure it out...but we must take into account the facts...what reality are you "dealing" with
asabry24 5 years ago
The majority of the "insurgents" or "terrorist" are Iraqis. Get the message, let get out. They did not attack us on 9/11.
ztecz2012 5 years ago
ZTEC, Wow man you cracked it! I have been working in Iraq for the past 3 years and I just found out that all I saw before my eyes was an illusion! THANK YOU!!
1)The insurgents who are conducting the behadeaings and car bombings are Sunni non Iraqi insurgents imported from the trash surrounding Iraq by the damn Baathists and extremist, so they are not Iraqis!
BintElNoor82 5 years ago
I admire your support for this country and your service, but you seem to sure about who the "terrorist" are. One persons terrorist is another persons martyr is another persons freedom fighter. Baathist were part of Iraq before the invasion but not Iraqis? I respect your service but your opinion about what is happening is one sided and as normal you would like to stop conversation. telling me to close my mouth.
ztecz2012 5 years ago
I would like to remind you that we didn't get into this war alone we partnered with Britin and other countries and that's how we established the CPA (Coalition Provisional Authority) in Iraq, and other countries like France and Russia apposed the war because they were benefiting from Saddam, only after the war France wanted to send their oil companies and private sectors to Iraq! so are you worried about our relationship with these people?
BintElNoor82 5 years ago
If you really served what exactly was in your oath you took- "defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic." Check amendment #1
ztecz2012 5 years ago
I am sure who the terrorists are because I was there attacking us and more so killing Iraqi civilians; it is not about US being there, but it is about the Sunnies losing control and the neighboring countries afraid that the Shiaa actually gain control of the country!
I respect your opinion, and I apologize if I came too harsh on the subject, but I am just tired of people asking us to leave Iraq and pretend that the war never happened! It did and we better be responsible about it.
BintElNoor82 5 years ago
2)True, Iraqis had nothing to do with 911, but if we lose the war there, the Sunnie Whabies, i.e. Al-Qaida and its followers will see it as victor and will come to our grounds...AGAIN
So please check your info, before opening your mouth with false facts!
BintElNoor82 5 years ago
"Attack there so they don't attack us here". check out what the CIA, 9-11 report, and various other non partisan groups have to say about your GOP taking points. Its bogus! Our presents in a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 has destabilized the middle east and our relationship with the world.
ztecz2012 5 years ago
Ztec, actually I didn't take an oath of any sort; I am a civilian who worked for several American Organizations in Baghdad and while was there realized what was really going on in the region.
Our presence is Iraq is vital not only for our safety but for Iraqi's as well! We started this thing then we better see it through. Besides the Middle East was unstable from the get go and that's why we had their monkeys attacking us in NYC.
BintElNoor82 5 years ago
"...we had their monkeys attacking us in NYC."
Show me a Republican and I'll show you a racist. Thanks for proving this once again.
curiouspie 5 years ago
This is unbelieveable. I can't even believe this. This is effing crazy. Fox is so unbelieveabe -- people think that a channel that has Chuck Norris say middle school debate worthy questions and display poor literacy is the best source of their news. Can't even believe it.
mononeo 5 years ago
Wow, Chuck Norris is a moron. Atleast he isn't a rude moron, like Hannity.
happilyderanged0 5 years ago
Much respect to this guy Timz. Very bright, very well composed and well spoken. Chuck Norris looked and sounded like an idiot trying to bully this guy with his talking points. Dragged out of a house and getting your hand chopped off? I can't believe I looked up to this guy as a kid.
devilbush 5 years ago
It looks like Chuck accepts the premise at the end, he can't attack the kid - like Hannity would. Hooray for Chuck! Boo for going on Fox News.
macromayhem 5 years ago
"It looks like Chuck accepts the premise at the end, he can't attack the kid"
Yeah, once he figured out he couldn't roundhouse through the camera, he fell back to the cue cards.
devilbush 5 years ago
Heresy! Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick through any medium and any substance, even those not known to man.
damientowers 5 years ago
werd!
macromayhem 5 years ago
Speaking of rap music. 50 Cent used to be known a 1 Dollar until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in half.
Xicano82 5 years ago
I wish Norris would roundhouse kick the NewsCorp execs for being stupid.
Lazarius 5 years ago
This proves that if you really want to know what's going on in Iraq, ask an Iraqi. Timz said Iraq is MORE dangerous now than ever. This is contrary to what the lying Bush Administration has been telling us.
SAMRAM29 5 years ago
Celebrity douchebag Chuck Norris joins the FauxNews army, and tries to bait an Iraqi rapper with loaded questions from Hannity's leftover talking points.. but instead he gets a verbal kick in the balls! Way to go, Iraqi rapper..
powerpopguy 5 years ago
Celebrity douchebag Chuck Norris joins the FauxNews army, and tries to bait an Iraqi rapper with Hannity's leftover talking points.. this kid kicked him in the balls! Way to go, Iraqi rapper..
powerpopguy 5 years ago
Chuck Norris Failed to Roundhouse the Truth. Iraqi rapper joins Bruce lee league.
RobBobMarley 5 years ago
oh chucky...stick to action films, please. thanks for posting this! by the way, is that a grain of rice on your tv? do you really eat that close to it when watching??
JesusFuck 5 years ago
lol I wondered if it was a grain of rice myself. I think it's glare from a lamp behind the viewer.
devilbush 5 years ago
haha...yeah it was a lamp
boydd1826 5 years ago
that was brutal but he was still 10 times better than that hannity asshole
joemad 5 years ago
ouch - 'walking into your house and cutting off hands,' 'crucifying christians' ... Chuck is great, but I hope he doesn't quit his day job!
DammitSteve 5 years ago
Norris got served. He's a fighter, not a talker.
stopthat21 5 years ago
Your a faggot dude, no need to insult Chuck Norris.
w00dy105 5 years ago
How is that an insult. It is a statement that Chuck Norris was shown to be wrong, which is of factual merit.
I guess factuality incurs homosexuality.
videorprologic 5 years ago
Chuck Norris got OWNED!
Dougjoe123 5 years ago