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  • Expresion is right. The nuts is the best possible hand on any particular street. Absolute nuts, stone cold nuts are just turns of phrase from tv presenters - they mean the same thing! The nuts= absolute nuts = stone cold nuts = MY nuts

  • lool fucking shit lowfuck idiot german prick..omg

  • i would fold aces in a sat if i was chip leader my seat locked up and the player in 2nd shoved without a doubt and maybe in a massive tourney if i was say 3rd in chips and 2 or 3 short and big stacks were all in and the pay jumps were in the millions and icm was fold the best move

  • @mdkizzle the nuts is the best possible hand at that street you thick shit just like in plo the nuts is more likely to change after each street aa is the nuts preflop but say you have ahkh then flop is thjhqh that is the stone cold nuts

  • fuck germany how disgusting is that.

  • 80% of european players are all idiots that think they got the game figured out when all then know is just the basics so pretty much there fucken dumb.

  • @KILLtheMESSENGER101 judging by the poor grammar you must be american

  • @pfftlollol suck my dick faggot cunt. what are you european?? LOLLL dumb euros.

  • that is the worst slow roll i ever see ... out of poker tournament he might get beaten up man ...

  • German poker players. No class.

  • Sorry ass play!!! Germans should not be judged by the actions of these donkeys!

  • Cretin.

  • king of slowrolls

  • i knew the germans are the most stupid people in the world. On the internet they are making the most fishy moves ever!!!

  • @Go0dWill russians are worst.

  • 6:01 Hahahaha, well that was a brilliant joke. Massive props to that guy! Hate all you want, but that guy just pwns on so many different levels, troll on, mein Freund.

  • If you try and justify this, you are a massive fucking fish...

  • @Sfrosty925 I agree with you 100% unjustified, but everybody should stop whining about slowrolling and just shut up and take it like a man.

  • in my opinion "slowrolling" can only be defined when you have the absolute Nuts.. pocket Aces are not having the Nuts, its just 2 cards and alot other to come..

  • @Rorre65 haha this guys so dumb slowrolling is when you have the best cards and pretend like you have a hard decision so that the other person thinks that they have the best hand idiot

  • @Rorre65 AA is the absolute nuts preflop.

  • @mdkizzle Nothing is the nuts preflop. Nuts = NOTHING ELSE CAN BEAT YOU!

  • @expresion93 That's not how it works. AA is the nuts preflop, period. Nuts does NOT mean that nothing can possible beat you. It only means that on the river.

  • @expresion93 not really. if you watch it on telly theres the nuts. and the absolute nuts if you litterally cannot be beat

  • @Rorre65 The whole point of poker is to get your chips in when you are winning only one hand aa preflop is not winning against another aa

  • stupid german

  • "Fucking Nazis dude... Nothing changes.."

  • AA is still a risk obviously. There can be long term strategy that effects an all in call. He may only want smaller pots before the flop.

  • @warthog212 Then why did he re raise with his hand ? You can't have it both ways.

  • @warthog212 Is there any situation where you would fold aces preflop, your getting 4 and a half to 1 can you get better odds then 4 and a half to 1 every time, noone would ever fold aces preflop unless there in the bubble and really stupid, he wasn't thinking about anything, he was just being a jackass.

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  • i so wished that the king came on the river

  • the player on the table is not responsible for the slowroll,.,

    the captain told him to take a timeout...

  • @demetwafu He was only following orders...

  • perfect audio =/

  • What an A-Class prick. I hope he lost then got home to find out his cat had been run over!

  • What a douche, would have been so epic if he lost

  • This is just another reason every country hates the germans. Dirty fucking cunts

  • I would without doubt jumped across the table, Rugby tackled him to the floor, stamp on his head until he was unconscious and bite his nose off.

  • what a cunt

  • Probably the worst thing any German person has done,ever!

  • @awowsmatow Ok but that comment is a huge fail....

  • @pedralicamosa go fook yourself

  • Ok, Indonesia hates German now....

  • fucking asshole

  • Ive watched this video a couple of times, hoping a king would have come out

  • A time out with pocket aces before any cards fall. After a slow roll like that a king should have falled!

  • i hate germans, i hate slowrolls... german slowrolls, kill it with fire

  • what a douche

  • wat a dikhead, should of slapped him

  • Lol Donkpedia uploaded this.

    How fitting.

  • i like to slow roll people makes me feel strong and powerfull. I love the peoples reactions gets them nicely tilted, u cant beat dishing out a good slow roll

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  • Germans just can't play normal,they always want to do something else yep they're weird people.

  • The world Cup of Poker is my favourite event

  • why does he have to be a german :( what a douche...

  • The German was afraid of pocket jokers

  • fuckin disgusting

  • what a idiot guy

  • theres no such thing as a good slowroll, its just disgraceful

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  • "yan would like to go to the truck so he can see teh other players hole cards during the timeout." you can just do that?

  • thats so dirty, what a terrible representer of his country

  • isn't slick a AK

  • Proper cunt. He actually had the audacity to sit back down with a straight face. Idiot.

  • Stop being racist guys... -.- everybody hate it, but that german reaaaaaaally played that hand like a fucking asshole...

  • the fuck?!

  • Thats NOT a sick slowroll, thats Cornils playing like a clueless wanker

  • only the Germans would play that dirty.

  • @no1diamondgeezer

    aha, we have another racist in here. bad bad

  • @ParisHilton1982 sorry but if a country that starts two world wars just because they think they should run the world and kills millions off innocent people and tryed to wipe every jewish person off the planet may find that there relations down the line mite have a bad word or two said about them. In world war 2 alone their were 70million fatalities and its going to take abit longer than the 67 years that have past for people to forgive and forget.

  • @no1diamondgeezer

    ok and that was 70 years ago and it was only cause of some idiots like hitler, but this does not mean the germans are like that

    think of americans and hiroshima

    think of england and the colonization of the world

    think of japan and their genocide in china

    think of all country who did shit in the past and some who still do.

    so stop talking bullshit

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  • Someone should post his name under this vid so if we ever see him we can act accordingly

  • everyone was praying for a king on the river, i hope he fucked the chips at him

  • @irishdan2007 how would one fuck chips at someone?

  • @OceanSkate401 throw them?

  • @irishdan2007 lol oh ok. u irish bastid.

  • he deserved to get rivered there

  • this is the best slowroll ever recorded, jack ury is a close second

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  • 5:56 "its so retarded on so many levels" best line ever

  • Terrible etiquette. Germany should be ashamed.

  • what a prick

  • Germans cunt

  • i just watched a different slowroll clip with the same hand lol

  • if you think about it:

    IT'S THE BEST SLOWROLL EVER

  • Only people who are worse than slow rollers are child molesters. I hope this douchebag gets herpes.

  • let them have their slow roll.....they were defeated twice by the USA / Canada, maybe this was the attempt at payback. even so it's a real shitty move, you have to be a combined completely immature and total asshole to do this. no wonder Germany is in the state it's in

  • Fucking Germans.

  • sick

  • You see the flag of Germany and you just know he's gonna do something inappropriate/attention seeking. I was rooting for a K on the flop

  • whatta fucking scrub.

  • disgusting

    

  • shud of been shot a birth the little nazi fuk

  • This guy fucking deserved to get rivered, the prick!

  • I would literally kill this guy

  • lool .... the other guys in the german team laugh over this szene from his own teamplayer !!! ^^

    in german:

    "all in.... okay, dann ist egal. Wir beraten uns noch etwas länger, damit es nicht so (....bescheuert...) aussieht..."

    in english:

    "all in.... okay, never mind. We advised a little bit longer, lest looks like (...stupid...)"

    i hope that is so right.... with my bad english translation ;)

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  • Thumbs up if you really wanted to see a K pop out on the River!

  • The italian guy is unmannered. nice hollywood. fucking italian idiot.

  • "It's so retarded on so many levels"

  • @konkoba98 Slowrolling is bad because it's pointless and downright rude. Anybody who defends slowrolling or angle-shooting of any kind deserves to be locked into a room with a TV that only plays Justin Bieber music videos and gay porn.

  • Not a slowroll. He had to double-check with his teammates to see whether aces were high or low.

  • thanks guy, now all guys who watchd that video think german are assholes.

  • german dirzt

  • fucking idiots @@@@@@@@

  • There's no justice in poker. What a fucking douchebag...

  • who cares if he slowrolls. what is the difference.

  • @konkoba98 are you kidding whats the diffrence imagine having thousands of dollars on the line and thinking u have the best hand for five mintitues only to find ur a huge underdog whats the diffrence its sooo rude! obv you have never played high stakes and got slowrolled you feel like punching them in the face

  • @slimjimjimbo77 I have played stakes that are high to me - 5/10 and 10/20 - and have had thousands on the line and been through the variety of emotions that come with all types of hands, won and lost. Everyone who has played a lot of hands realizes that just about everything that can happen, eventually will. I don't see why everyone makes such a big deal out of it. I'll take whatever time I want for whatever reason I want... you can do the same. And, 99.9% of 'slowrolls' are WAY under 5min.

  • @konkoba98

    LMAO.You mean 5 cent/10cents and 10 cents/20 cents.You have to be kidding to think that slowroll isn't a big deal. The only scenario I could think of for him to legitimately call a timeout and consult with his team is if there were like 3 all in callers before him and the tourney format would force him to just play it safe and not play aces against 3 other guys.But that's obv not the case here.He's up against one guy and has fucking ACES. You insta call, worst slowroll I've ever seen

  • @ECLRG10 $5/$10 and $10/$20 genius. read my last post...99.9% of slowrolls are ppl not wanting to showdown on the river and happen in seconds - search for phil hellmuth slow roll vs baxter or bellande, that's the gay shit I see most of the time and fags like u cry and talk about 'slowroll this and slowroll that'. And AA are the best hand, but doesn't garuantee u the pot. If I'm gonna play more with someone and I want to see how they act, then I can take time, and so can you. grow up -next hand

  • @konkoba98

    I hate to throw petty insults at random people on youtube, but I have no choice here. You are an absolute idiot. There is a poker etiquette that every poker player should adhere to and slowrolling is the biggest and blatant destruction of poker etiquette. You just said it yourself, AA is the best possible hand you can have preflop, so why in the world would you not just snap call and slowroll. And not just take your time, but have the audacity to call a team timeout.......unreal

  • @ECLRG10 I guess you are right. OR.. you don't get what I'm saying. Try re-reading what I just said. I'm not repeating myself over and over for you. By the way, I'm not the guy calling a timeout... I have never played in a game with a team 'timeout'. I'm the guy asking you WHY IS SLOWROLLING SOO BAD? Tell me? BC u feel sad that u lost when u thought u were going to win? WTF LOL at u! Did u watch hellmuth vs baxter or bellande? Jesus!!! And wtf is poker etiquitte? It is 2011-next hand

  • @konkoba98

    dude, are you trolling? I mean you can't possibly be serious can you? You don't slowroll for the same reason you don't slam the door on someone walking behind you. It's considered rude. It's very simple. I don't even know why I'm even wasting my time trying to explain to you something that is pretty obvious to everyone here. Look at all the comments here, everyone is saying the same thing except for you. I guess were all wrong and you are correct..........

  • @ECLRG10 Do you not realize you are being a fuckin crybaby? "Don't slam doors, dont slowroooool, don't be rude to meeeeee" And, yes, you are ALL being gay. I'm not saying anyone is right or wrong, you can be a crybaby bitch if you want... I'm just pointing it out that you are. There are a bazillion youtube videos with a bunch of comments that are wrong/stupid/etc. Do you think that the comments on a youtube page validates your gay feelings. Grow up. Bunch of pussies.

  • @konkoba98

    crybaby? LMAO. All I'm doing is just pointing out something that is obvious to everyone except for you. It's just simple poker etiquette which you obviously have zero understanding for. If you actually played poker which you claim to do, you would understand why this slowroll was such a dick move. Go back to grinding your 2 cent games.

  • @ECLRG10 I play live cash - do you know of 2 cent live cash games? All you have done is point out that you have a tiny dick... or a big clit... who knows. Go explain your pussy attitude about etiquette to someone else. Fuckin baby. You sound like hellmuth when he claimed he was 'slooooowroooolled' by baxter or bellande. Slowrolling is not a dick move... crying about it is a pussy bitch move. Go milk your grandmas nipple, fuckin crypussy. Nooooo, don't sloooowroll me, it hurts my feelings!

  • @konkoba98

    LOL, now it's clear you were trolling. Nice job. I have to admit, I fell for it

  • @ECLRG10 I'm not sure what 'trolling' means. Is that when I call you a pansy and point out your small genital/big genital complex? Watch the videos I mentioned and think about the 'slowrolling' that you commonly see in a cash game... it is fuckin dumb, man. This video is an extreme example... one I think is crazy, but still shouldn't hurt anyones feelings... I mean c'mon.. hurt your feelings? BC they took too long?? WTF If I can get a read on a guy by taking 10, 20, 30sec of looking, I will

  • @konkoba98

    get a read? What are you getting a read off of when you have aces LMAO. Fuck, here we go, falling into the troll trap again. Well done sir, you had me again.

  • @ECLRG10 for future hands genius. if i'm going to be playing with someone more, in the future. Example: a young aggressive good player and I had a hand - I have the nuts (broadway) and he is putting his whole stack in and putting on a show, acting nervous and shit. So I gave him time to see his show then I called to see his hand... was he acting like that bc pure bluff? or was he wanting a call? i can use that info in future hands which, to me, is very valuable

  • DAS DICKhEAD!

    

  • 5:58 LOL its so retarded on so many levels! :P

  • the next kraut i run into at a poker table is gettin boot fucked for this fuckin clowns actions . i hope that germans family all get cancer simutaniously and he must watch them all die slow painful deaths. ive always had a beef with germans just because of history of their people , now i just wanna see them all die , holocust style. FUCK GERMANY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no class. this guy should be disgusted with himself.

  • This has confirmed to me that karma does not exist, at least I've learnt something from the anger. It's a hell of a shame, would have loved to see his pathetic german face twist when a king was turned.

  • My god, I wish a king peeled.

  • @robnwk2006 that german pig derserved a K on the river so badly !

  • This isn't a German thing........it's a sportsmanship thing, and this was as classless as it gets. I don't care their ethnicity............as people, they should be ashamed and apologize for their actions.

  • Fucking pathetic gamesmanship from Germany there. So dissappointing to see them do that.

  • @wogacelli u know it was only 1 poker nerd in the hand ... what does Germany or "them" have anything to do with it

  • @miraclechipmunk Because i'm half-German, i just felt embarrassed for my country that guy represent us and would display poor gamesmanship like that when the world is watching....

  • fukking germans

    

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  • This is un professional....disgusting....­.out of line....amateur and he wasted his teams only time out!!! this guy needs a bullet between the eyes!!!

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  • Whats the fucking deal with pussies worrying about "poker ettiquete"? fuck that shit jesus christ. at any chance i got while playing against these rich fucking faggots I would slow roll every single chance I got simply because it amuses me. if I got slow rolled I would litterally not care in the slightest. fuck all you fucking little cry baby cunt motherfuckers. ah did I just get slowrolled am I gonna shit my pants like a little baby and cry? FUCK OFF CUNTS

  • @vafleezers You're an idiot.

  • @SwansonRon dont slowroll me bro!

  • @vafleezers It's only amusing for the person doing it, and only the most selfish, immature and retarded can get off on doing such a shameful thing. Nobody is going to cry about it, but everyone (except for the shitty few) would spit on someone like that.

  • Ha ha love it

  • I want to punch him right in the face !

  • Big deal. The guy was put all in and had to decide whether he was willing to be busted on a single hand. Not really a slow-roll. A lot of players have folded pocket Aces pre-flop just because they couldn't afford to have their aces cracked. Dumb commentary by a couple of idiots.

  • @bailinnumberguy your an idiot show me one video where someone folds aces pre-flop and i'll kiss your ass....

  • @sjlnevets Just do a search of aces folded pre-flop on Google and you'll get a lot of hits. As far as your offer to kiss my ass, I think I'll pass. Next time do a little research before spouting off and you won't look so stupid.

  • @bailinnumberguy I did google it and found 1 occasion where someone folded aces preflop and that was because he said he was gonna fold every hand no matterwhat. It was that loose cannon on the pokerstars show....I want to see someone fold aces preflop where theirs actually a winner at the end of the tourny......Never happened!!!!

  • @sjlnevets Mike Matusow : Day 1A 2010 WSOP MAIN EVENT, also because he said he was gonna fold..

  • @djsinya Bullshit that never happened.....

  • I wish a king had come up.

  • bloody brilliant i would do that to phil helmuth would have been better had he leafed through a copy of poker for dummies before he called : )))))))))

  • BAD MANNER

    SUCH A RETARD

    This guy is the kind of guy that before having sex, he asks his mom to know which hole to put his tiny cock in.

  • i bet the grandfather of this guy was a nazi

    german inglorious bastard!

  • team germany, what a surprise.

  • What would've been funny is if a K fell. Then we'll see how funny that joke was, wasting a time out for your team.

  • lol makes the germans look so bad

  • the german guy deserves a king on the flop, and the last one on the river. wtf...

  • @Cobra334 Your comment makes me lmao. Learn to spell poker first before you make any comment.

  • Come on KING!!!

  • is Danny DaVito the MC?