Monsters vs Aliens - Audition Tape

[Cosmoline]

Thanks, but we're looking for someone more Murphonic.

[TheZarbodShow]

I majored in Murphonicism at the Academy. Don't I get something for that?

[Blargaldalien]

A stinging rash.

[frio109]

BlarG, Isn't Murphon a little known and discussed philosophy on the underlying physics of nuclear sub atomic particles electrons and protons. Basically the effects of the these sub atomic particles in repelling AND attracting of sub atomic nuclear particles. Frio, First Science Officer.

[SmokeyCATofChernabog]

OO ZARBOD...i need 2 hook u up with a girl...before you get arrested AGAIN!!

Want my help?

Smokey, the cute cat of Chernabog

[TheZarbodShow]

I need someone's help.

[dalihendrix]

stalking! lmao

women who needs them? who would want one?

in the beginning life was grand for man. god created man then things where going fine,,,then came EVE....the end.

[TheZarbodShow]

Well I like your theology. :)

[snotpokkit]

mmmmmmmm chicken littles were so tasty when I was a kid...

but now I can't stand KFC. For a lot of reasons.

Are you missing the heat of Texas at all?

[TheZarbodShow]

I don't miss TX at all! I love it here.

Have you had a chance to look at that project we discussed? No rush.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Well, I do miss Texas. Home of the Free and the HOT women. Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select,

Well I do miss the Lone Star State.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[TheZarbodShow]

Not me!

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select,

Well I do. I am doing research in June and July at The Ball Park in Arlington. How many 1 dollar hot dogs will it take to puke Wednesday......Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. I bought my tickets for the July trip last night. for the Rangers vs Tigers (July 27th,28th,29th). The new Obama dollars worked. the girl who took my freshly printed Obama Dollar Bills, remarked that she thought the "Obama Dollars were nice.........The old Washington Dollars were so old fashion"......................­...................Frio, First Science Officer.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

chicken little was right?

[TheZarbodShow]

He was this time.

[thizizliz]

Snow. Would have thought you have had enough of that nonsense by now. Stop it. Tis time for spring.

[TheZarbodShow]

Oh it is spring. It's just 26F and we're covered in ash. No big deal.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Wow! Zarbod, you are quite the thespian.

[TheZarbodShow]

No I'm not! Wait, what does that word mean again? I better look it up.

[DearURG]

Zarbod, you totally should have been in that movie! It's insanity that you aren't.

[TheZarbodShow]

Life is so unfair.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, My baseball tickets for the 2009 Season were in mail when I got home. Sweet. I will analysis the Ash samples after you FED EX them to the Secret Lab.........Frio, First Science Officer.

[TheZarbodShow]

I collected samples today. Got a lot actually. PM me where you want me to send it. I'd like to see the results.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod.

I have a thought about the snow mixed with volcanic ash. It will be pretreating the roads for traction,as soon as it hits the ground. This is a good thing.

I don't know how to tell you this,but I was offered a job on that movie. I need to find out what a "fluffer' is. I hope it has something to do with peant butter and marshmellow fluff sandwiches. I haven't had anything in my mouth for a while...

[TheZarbodShow]

You got a job offer? WTH? I tried so hard.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[TheZarbodShow]

MIKMA!!!

[Rowdyeh]

No doubt Mt Redoubt's 5 mile high column of ash will make the snow dirty for a while, perhaps you should get yourself an umbrella? Dont eat yellow snow! Lol!

[TheZarbodShow]

Actually it's 12.3 miles up now. Pretty neato. I will be collecting ash samples once I see something noticeable.

[starzship]

Its a shame they didn't put yu in the alien movie. Maybe you could learn to spit acid?????

[TheZarbodShow]

Well maybe that would have helped. They didn't like my tap dancing skills either.

[ddlsr]

And here I thought it was because they couldn't figure out if you were auditioning to be a monster or an alien.

[OzAnthony]

hahaha this is sooo funny

[TheZarbodShow]

Thanks Oz.

[Bobofet241]

Your case comes up next Friday.Mummy and I will bake you a Baked Alaskan Pie with 'Iron' to keep your strength up.You'll have to stand in line single 'file' to receive it.Don't let that 'grate' you every thing will be fine.Just use a fork and chew carefully.(Bobofet nods knowingly)

[TheZarbodShow]

Is this like those apple "with extra iron" you gave me at Halloween?  Cause, those were not entirely good.

[Bobofet241]

I like food with a little bite to it.Like 'spiked' cider at a party.

[kenc54]

snow and ash=snash?

[TheZarbodShow]

I can't get me no snash either. Maybe I need a bigger shovel.