Creationist Video Explanation of Vegetables (my parody)

[newspapersuit]

The function of particular fruits and vegetables to supply nutrients to particular organs is a studied concept. The concept might appear to be a little egocentric, but only when you consider that many other mammalian species who also consume these foods share similarly shaped internal organs with homo sapiens. Therefore, stating that this is a sign that animals and people are naturally attracted to this food is better way of looking at the whole similarities issue than claiming something else.

[TheSelfishAltruist]

A courgette looks like my cock, whats your point?

[jburley91]

Youtube: a place for tolerant people.

[globalist1789]

holy fuck, this puts the "super" in superficial similarities.

[types10000]

i understood it......i dont want to understand anymore :'(

goatse.

[krissyeh]

Just like the banana about all fruits and vegetables have been modified so much they do not even look like they once use to.

Yeah, this is just like the "Banana Mans" claim that "god" made it for he/she/it was intelligent.

[gonzolotik]

navy beans don't look like a flotilla either. good work sir

[Killjeser]

So if I eat a lot of bananas and plantain, I'd get healthier harder erections? Ray Comfort was trying to tell us something.

[TheWhatever41]

Retards

[rivers424]

you are wrong CELERY tastes horrible so your argument is invalid(lol)

[bobipineman]

@rivers424 try them with Ketchup :P

[gregrutz]

I saw a cloud that looked like a bunny.

And a picture of Jesus the looked like a dog's butt.

[jewellx80]

there's an informative reply to this creationist video by abyssquick. also, fractal, anyone?

[777neotamakachi777]

Ever heard of a thing called Science?

[tremapar]

GOATSE!

[LukeShetler]

Goatse!

I love how up until 150 years ago we didn't have access to many of these fruits and vegetables.

More cabbage dear? Yes Ma'am! Cabbages kill the gremlins in my rectum. Thank god we have such a naturopathic understanding of food!

[stevenweir76]

I completely disagree with your video, celery is not tasty.

[oldpony66]

A agree with your disagreement. Celery is not even a food, is it?

[abyssquick]

well... it has no net caloric value... one of the few "foods" that does... it takes more energy to digest than is in the food itself.

logically, i would say it is not "food" as in caloric nourishment (other than trace minerals)- technically it is just vegetation you can arbitrarily ingest.

not a food, really.

overkill?

[Aanthanur]

i must agree, the lie, celery is tasty, made baby jesus cry.

[Bizzer10]

i second that!

celery is disgusting

[peppermint23]

This is hilarious thank you!

[m007417]

hahaha excellent video dude

very funny, keep up the good work

[eggeregged]

HAHAHA.. .goatse lol

[hieu1994]

HAHA sweet potatoes look like distorted penises

[fonna]

Ooooh oooh ....spooky!

XD!!

[Atheisticwiccan]

could someone tell me what the music is?

Also, what's the joke about tomatoes?

[abassett22]

google  goatse

[TakesTwoToTango]

Yes, that's exactly what this is about... xD

[TormentorOfReligion]

I lol-ed at this...

It's killer...

[5in1killa]

i disagree wholeheartedly, celery tastes like shit.

[TheFartoholic]

lawl... that was great

[fortress7373]

Sorry you lost me at "celery is a soft, tasty vegetable" eugh. Just kidding :D

[revjimbob]

A carrot is like an eye?

[RayYT]

Of course it is. If you don't believe that, you hate god, children and puppies!

[revjimbob]

The carrot thing is an invention anyway - it was used to explain the success of British Bomber pilots at night. It was suggested that eating carrots improved their night-vision to try and hide the new technology of radar from the Nazis.

[labrat1807]

@RayYT no, he just thinks ur idea (because you cant call it a theory) is stupid along with me

[newbetterandhappy]

Onions look like body cells? How many cells have that many layers? The only similarity is the statement is so pathetic, I want to cry.

[88Grin]

wow the tomato part made me choke for laughter

[RayYT]

Yes, the creationists got that one wrong. The tomato obviously isn't exactly like the heart, it's exactly like the sphincter. They should research if tomatoes help in excretory functions.

[tarose71]

LMAO... you had me at "scale model of your brain" :P LOL

ok... but more seriously... if creationists want to use this argument, the best way to debunk it in my mind is this: the REASON why there is a link between ANY VEGETABLE & its function for humans is more likely to be an evolutionary symbiotic link between the plant & us, as the plant wants us to carry its seeds in our nice fertile POO!

THEN we go do a dump & leave their seeds in a nice steamy turd to grow.

...at least this makes SENSE!

[SliceA1A]

If I go through the produce section at my local grocery and start fondling grapefruits, will I get in trouble?

SERIOUSLY I must know

[SubRandomv6]

Only if I fondle your walnuts.

[Lacolith]

Are people actually this stupid?! This is too much

[TaffyAlpha]

lol. 2:20 (the avocado)

[Sottef]

Epic rant!! XD

[pedroac]

A wild carrot (ie: designed by God, according to creationists):

i43.photobucket . com / albums / e358 / urbanscout / wildcarrot . jpg

[pedroac]

A coconut is like a creationist head.

RayYT, you could use the carrot above, the onion and the pepper to make a drawing. This would show their point.

[SamTay04]

Distorted Penises... Classic.

[AddANumberToThis]

Lulz. Goatse.

[Biogirl52]

This is hilarious, great :)

[shadowmoosey]

LoL. Nice one

[annpetasupporter]

LMAO, that's a new one! Who the hell came up w/ this?!

[melganis06]

Holy fuckbags Goatse!!!!You sick puppy!!!Other than that,hilarious video

[tomaselvis]

Isn't the carrot used as a nose on snowmen? That totally disproves this theory!! :)

[IdoloR]

brilliant hahaha, oh my, so is the wyay of christian thinking, great vid, made me laugh X3

[VoteNixon2008]

I have wild carrots in my back yard they are starchy as hell and a weird kind of spicy/prickly flavor that is not appetizing at all. They are also really small, dry ,and when you bite into the single root it doesn't bite crisply like grocery store carrots,it actually shreds into unpalatable grisly shrapnel that get stuck in my throat

For some reason ancient people cultivated carrots and bred them together and selected the best stocks and what we have today is a result of humans using evolution

[sirfascio]

Kickass handle, man.

"VoteNixon2008," lmao.

[loqiloqi]

0:50 - Hey, the Goatse hands are in the wrong orientation.

[DonExodus2]

lol

[kentmage]

oh this IS AMAZING! I'm realy buying this.....NOT!

[kentmage]

it looks like you confused lots of people... they are really thinking you are serious... ow!

[podiumman2]

What's their point? I mean, even they're right about this looking like that, seems like it almost counters their argument that we're not related to anything else on this planet.