Dr.Killinger

[SmashLiXs]

why doesn't kira have a magic murder bag?

[youjustreadmyname1]

im going hunting with him in 2 days

2 days later

youjustreadmyname1 found myseriosly killed in middle of woods no sign of attack

possibly killed by magic murder bag

[LeaderoftheFates]

I love how monotone his voice is 

[berks1532]

I love the part immediately before this where Killinger says something and the Monarch, thinking one of his henchman said it says "who said that? what number are you?" To which he replies "NUMBER KILLINGER!"

[gearofduty2012]

Henry Kissinger. Nice

[TheWarlord900]

Dr. Orpheus aint got shit on this guy!

[angrynadya]

Well, yeah this is a parody of Henry Kissinger. The accent, the rhetoric, the body type. He was a well-known figure to the generation of the makers of the Venture Bros. That's why there's Hunter (Hunter S. Thompson), Ted the psycho (Scooby Doo), Patty (Patty Hearst, the lady who was kidnapped and brainwashed by the SLA), Iggy Pop (famous protopunk singer), and Alestair Crowley (he made a resurgence in the early 70s).

[Solario392]

@angrynadya All the Scooby Doo people are also famous psychotic murderers (or attempted at least), so Patty is Daphne and Patty Hearst, Ted is Fred and Ted Bundy, Val is Velma and Valerie Solanas and Sonny is Shaggy and the Son of Sam.

[GratuitousWhimsy]

"Oh wait. I almost forgot.... my MAGIC MURDER BAG"

[Prayerrr7]

My last name is Killinger lol D:

[Probablyacowtbh]

@Prayerrr7 Change your first name to Henry. Also, become a doctor.

Well? What're you waiting for? Chop chop!

[PockyBebop]

Is it just me or did anyone get Dr. Strangelove vibes from this episode, especially when Killinger first showed up and during the scene when he and the Monarch were sitting at the table?

[BloodyKiss2you]

my teachers name is "killinger" XD

[NaiTaiDai]

@BloodyKiss2you So it's a real name?

[MiracleMile90]

Hmmm..........Henry Kissinger parody, anyone? LOL.

[chickenfetusnarr]

@MiracleMile90 henry kissinger mixed with mary poppins, with a little bit of murder thrown in

[AColonDashSix]

"Compermise is the essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is the conerstone of love. Sweet Love."

- Dr. Henry Killinger

[HoodedSkeleton2008]

I got to get me a magic murder bag too. They're so badass...

[LocoRico89]

I'd be a lil creeped out if I was around him

[jpiumelli]

"My Umbrella is caught......I require assistance" - Dr. Henry Killinger

[oneblood7411]

I'm not even pissed that this is only 4 secounds long because Henry Killinger is one of my favorite villians ever

[Buradori0]

Imagine meeting this guy...

[wuffthegreat89]

killinger is one of my favorite venture bros characters. he looks like he should be in metalocalypse to me, though.

[usjets08]

"All the world's a stage, und all the men and women merely players. They have their exits und their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages." Dr. Henry Killinger

[heartcoldfusion]

"You can read it in THE BIBLE."

[usjets08]

Dr. Killinger is taking me rock climbing tomorrow

[leafloev]

"Love is not private, love is to be shared."

"Sweeet looove."

- Dr. Henry Killinger.

[danitiwa]

I love this guy so much. I lol'd really hard at the Umbrella thing.

[JakFan13]

Yes it is!

[JonnyLightning]

/co/ is love thanks to him

[AColonDashSix]

"What's in there?"

"Only what you take with you"

lol another star wars reference

[darkangel160]

"My umbrella ish caught in someting... I require assistance."

[PsychoxK1tt13]

....I love you killinger marry me

[HappyGestapo]

Best. Line. EVER.

[fragenemas]

I agree 100%

[anarchyslugs]

i want that as my ringtone lol

[SidBurn4686]

I love how Dr. Orpheus tries to read his mind in Season 3, and only ends up hurting himself.

Kilinger: Your powers will not work on me you silly-billy.

Dr. Orpheus has a seizure and blacks out.

[tonious35]

@SidBurn4686 Dr. Henry Killinger is a GOD-like being, helping both the villains and the good guys get their s@$# together for the fun of it.

[JonnyRello]

@tonious35

Yet he's more like Satan in the sense he tried to bring Rusty to the "Dark Side"

[megacide84]

I want a Magic Murder Bag for Chirstmas.

[sirstrongbad]

heh when I read that my brain automatically put it to the tune of "I want a hippopotamus for christmas"... probably wouldn't have to feed a Magic Murder Bag as much, either...

[angelkurikura]

There's one at the AS store now!

[BoloStar08]

He's my favorite character..."I am doctor Henry Killinger, and this....is my magic murder bag"

[888madness]

upload him and his unbrella please !!!

=]

[Jsteel30]

1 of my favorite lines

[Joeblow1444]

lol

[uberpwn00bs0785]

i love this guy lol hes sooo cynical

[LocoRico89]

Dr. K is awesome! His magic murder bag!

[SigulusTweed]

He's Satan. This is a true story. I can prove it.

[ElliotBrownAlert]

An encounter between Dr. Orpheus and Killinger left Orpheus comatose, hinting that there may be far more to Killinger than meets the eye. It was mentioned in the commentary for "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills" that Killinger may actually be the alter-ego of Henry Kissinger in the Venture Universe, but they hadn't decided yet.

[dopeskies]

funny i watch this show once awhile never noticed this character in it

[ElliotBrownAlert]

I watched every episode a couple years back and didn't get the reference cos I had no idea who Kissinger was.

[vgfreak4life]

This guy is only in like 3 episodes. So he's kind of a rare treat comes around every once in awhile.

[ElliotBrownAlert]

'Dr Henry Killinger' hahahaha

what a reference to the war-criminal Henry Kissinger!

[ZippermouthDune]

I KNOW! I JUST REALIZED THAT!

[qoolgrrl]

you guys should watch cat face! especially my sister!

[Yung11]

Dr. killinger= most winningest person ever. Even over Chuck Norris.

[PhilipEbanks]

Shh! Chuck might hear you! D:

[KaosMachina]

I think it's Chuck Norris captured in the bag, and its death powers come from the sheer indignation of Chuck Norris because of his capture, but it does not affect Dr. Killinger because he's just that fucking awesome.

[PhilipEbanks]

But the possiblity of Chuck even coming into ANY contact with ze majick murdah bahg OR Killinger is...it's unfathomable!!! Only Chuck Norris decides who gets to be around him and half of those whom he allows don't even live to see the light of day at some point or another!!! D:

[KaosMachina]

Dr. Killinger: "Mr. Norris underestimated me. A mistake he will not make again."

[PhilipEbanks]

D':

[Dogstolmychi]

On a side note, my friends and I have started measuring the badassness of things in "Brock Sampsons." The lowest score is 0 and the highest score is 1. No one has ever scored a 1. Chuck Norris scores about a 0.5 on the Brock Sampson scale.

[KaosMachina]

No one? Brock Sampson didn't even score 1 Brock Sampson? Holy crap, He's more badass than even himself!

[Dogstolmychi]

Well, yeah. Brock scored 1 Brock. But yes, he is perpetually more bad ass.

[Leonthewerewolf]

Dr, Killinger is the greatest, you silly billys.

[ElliotBrownAlert]

yes, an encounter between Orpheus and Killinger left Orpeus comatose.

[jmochi47]

so hypothetically, the highest a person who is not brock sampson could score is a .99999...?

[Dogstolmychi]

In theory; yes. My team of Brockticians have not encountered that in practice however.

[zhanus]

Don't you mean Brocktologists?

[Dogstolmychi]

I'll draft a request that, once stamped, will give me permission to draft a request to bring a title change from "Brocktician" to "Brocktologist" before the council of Brocktics. Brocktology sounds much better.

[blinkziggy]

zeh magik muhder bag.

[countumga]

This man is the sole reason I watch Venture Brothers.

[megagamer1]

24:Sic semper tyrannosaurus!

Killinger: it's "Sic Semper Tyrannis" you said "thus always terrible lizard."

24:Oh, Cool!

[6agenthawk]

nein...24 said "semper fi. tyrannosaurus rex!"

and killinger said "its sic semper tyrannis, you said ever villigent terrible lizard"

[megagamer1]

yeah, my bad.

[Xerock]

nein, the translation given by Killinger was "Always faithful terrible lizard"

[6agenthawk]

ehhh...i will listen to it the dvd later and we shall see...lol

[peeweeshaman]

lol Great scene, but it's Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurs.

[6agenthawk]

yea...i just didnt know how to spell fidelis...lol...nor vigilent...see, i still cant spell it =*-(

[mycs6x]

"My umbrella is caught on somsing- I require assistance."

[TTTmiller]

I want a magic murder bag

[rmeddy1]

Your powers do not verk on me silly billy

[PhilipEbanks]

"I have become ze proud papa. I love mein job!"

Killinger = Awesome.

[invaderzim196]

"Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy."

[bob123789456]

you silly billy

[R0r5ch4ch]

Killinger rules!

[randompool]

Love is not private(Spins with hands in the air), it is meant to be shared. lmao

[dancinginfernal]

"My umvrella is stuck. I require assistance."

Killinger and Orpheus ftw.

[redsoxfan444]

i love that lol

i laughed so hard

[mario0318]

Henry Kissinger ftl

[mario0318]

Henry Killinger ftw

[mailchibi88]

It's like he is Mary Poppin's evil twin. Fraternal evil twin that is.

[bixsterino]

This guys some omnipotent german mary poppins. my favorite character is dr orpheus. i love when he says something normal but talks in a dramatic voice and that music plays. i liked when dr venture said he was gay and mocked him "oh let me get my big gay cloak".

[OvaltinePatrol]

He's my favorite character on the show.

[LessthanJake14]

Post this fucker on 4chan.

[moosesgalore]

Why don't you shut the fuck up and lurk more, faggot.

[mastakills]

magikal murder bag< hahaha haliriuse :D

[Linkoftime2005]

He's my #1 favorite character in the series.

[taterbug5008]

My umbrella is stuck on somesing- I require assistance.

[SpikeRosered]

"You should put that in a high yield mutual fund."

"I am a proud papa. I LOVE MY JOOOB!"

"Stinkin' Thinkin'"

"Dilly Dallyin'"

[LessthanJake14]

"Villy Nilly".

"Of course you silly billy".

[Blarghargh]

oh vait... I almost forgot.... MY MAGIC MURDER BAG.

[jeremy71504]

Where can I get a magic murder bag? I want one!

[coolguitarist86]

i hav a magic murder bag too

[dk619]

thats fucking crazy we have the same last name hahahaha

[BrohemianRhapsody]

It's sic semper tyrannis, you said alvays faithful terrible lizard.

[ReevaInari]

I love that line.

[haxengaged]

The magic murder bag will forever be my favorite item.

[rpsanders26]

Thank you, Doctor Killinger, for making us laugh about love again.

[TIEpilot765]

Zis is my magic murder bag

[pnova]

anyone know where to find it online? i watched it a few weeks ago on google video and now its gone.

[ThatOneBleachAddict]

It's on [adult swim]'s website for a few more days. "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills".

[IanThePirate5]

Greatest character. Ever.

[Bildr]

I want one of those Magic Murder Bags...

[Javer80]

We all do, Bildr.

We all do.