Mass Effect 2 Paramour Achievement - Shepard and Miranda

[InnerInstinkts808]

looks like MJ...

[munchlax554]

Giggity

[yadude120]

....Wtf video game sex scene

[HeatZero427]

Wow... I may have to pursue a relationship with Miranda just because of how much I love Sarah from Chuck!

[kjean411]

after what mission will this scene happen. Im in the mission were i have to retreive the IFF documents. Am i even close?

[holanoobs]

so wearing a skanky bodyglove is now cerberus protocol for high level operatives...

[edxx7]

Yvonne Strahovski 

[CassieWinslowFan]

Fun fact: Thane's room, and Grunt's room, look into the Engine room. XD

[SUPERCHARGER2001]

Oh ya that's some hot action right there but how the fuck the achivemnt starts

[misereiko666]

@SainsRow2OwnGTA4 ehh,no,real life hot women obviously have better ass & everything.only virgins/nerds would think otherwise & they obviously know nothing since they don't have experience.i only came here cuz im a fan of mass effect & think all of this is funny(just like the dumb horny comments,pure hilarity!)

[UnitG90R]

shes hot english bitch

[randomsauce22]

@UnitG90R she is australian

[horakoeri]

@randomsauce22 but she has that cold british accent,I LIKE IT!!!

[CassieWinslowFan]

@randomsauce22 She's English. If you search the Surname 'Lawson', it tells you that the name origniates from the areas around Ireland and England.

[gufuffin]

@CassieWinslowFan that accent is definitely australian my man. But most australians are of english desent yes

[edxx7]

@gufuffin Yvonne Strahovski is MIRANDA she is from australia

[trickm0nkey]

Lol I wonder what EDI would say

[007KILLZON]

Uhhhhh I had sex with Tali .... SCORE

[navarrotroutman]

wow she died when i played lol, and jack tells me to go fuck myself lmao XD

[KroniKKidZ28]

I guess we have Fox News to thank for flipping out over Mass Effects love scene so now we cant get a look at Miranda's boobs.

[SaintsRow2OwnsGTA4]

even thoe shes just computer generated charactor GIVE ME A THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK MIRANDA HAS THE BEST ASS in either video game or to any one living... I do believe they did model, this charactor after the actress who plays her.. so ya she's definantly got the best ass then. Miranda= anal sex all the way

[AdamTheRusher]

FAIL SEX

[MrHellsAngel666]

how can you fuck miranda to get the achievement i played the shit 3 times over and didnt get shit do you need to get all paragon or renegade points?

[PDDevo]

@MrHellsAngel666

I beat this game around 10 times all played differently and I'm still asking that question.

[mimsaccount]

Shepard and Miranda sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g... :P

[norcalrocker1]

hi im commander sheperd and this is the best pussy on the ship

[AnarchyUnlimited]

Oh EA... You bought a studio known for putting sex in their games, then forced everyone to keep their clothes on during the sex scene...

Mass Effect 1's "sex scene" was tame by Hollywood standards, and you still needed to sanitize it...

[DemonHeart85]

I did earn all the love sequences in one playthrough. As the male Shepard anyway.

[trogdorrules]

@DemonHeart85 You dog.

[PDDevo]

@DemonHeart85

You should do a walk-through, to explain and show people how to do this. You would get lots of views. The average time to beat the game is 24hrs on normal. It won't hurt to try!! :D

[sunbird13579]

@DemonHeart85 can you do this achievement with jack cause i tried and nothing happened

[blade706]

i've seen all the love sequences now includinf kelly's and i'm now imagining he did all of them in same playthrough and i'm going WTF!

[blaze16789]

lets face the facts here.xbox 360 has {halo3,odst,wars,reach} {masseffect1,2} {section8} {gears of war1,2} {forza2,3} {blue dragon} {crackdown1,2} {fable2,3} {Splinter Cell double agent,conviction} more many more.

[blaze16789]

ya fuck off ps3 no exclusives compared to xbox 360.

[blaze16789]

this is why xbox 360 is the best console in the world, because of its awsome exclusive games like this one.

[bloodravenmarine]

@blaze16789 yea we got heavy rain

[Afr0k1d]

LOL I just got a weird feeling near the end where the engine covers up the scene um What if EDI was watching all of it XD

[shreddingpriest]

@Afr0k1d lmao thats exactly what i was thinking XD

[Preecey93]

I kept trying to have sex with Miranda but after I told her she was wrong in the argument between her and Jack she was never talking to me again, and I didn't have enough Paragon/Renegade points to convince her that I still Love her......so now I'm going to start the game again after completing Bioshock 2 and not only have sex with Miranda but also change a couple of other things as well =)......I completed the game without fucking anyone....how gay is that?! lol

[Shut0w3n]

lmfao that is very gay

[CosmicJerk]

You are the Commander Shepard the Virgin

[CaptainGayface]

How does doing the horizontal folk dance with Miranda affect Shepard's relationship with Tali, Samara, Jack and Yeoman Kelly Chambers? Can you still park the beef bus in tuna town with any of them (provided you break it off with sugar-tits)?

[0killthebatman0]

ok... but why in front of the engine? i mean what was wrong with shepards room? or hers? or that table in the armory in front of jacob that looks softer then that floor. i mean its not even a solid floor, they would have the imprint of that design on their backs... or whatever.

[deltaleader37]

saving the world and having sex with alien babes my childhood dream

[grandjedimaster09999]

i hope shes in the third mass effect.

[haydzoO]

shepards just kissing the tits the whole time xD

[215jmo]

Could you blame him?

[silentbobby69]

Get to the point where she asks if u are still interested and u say I am, every time u go back she should say the same until u decide to go through the omega 4 relay, then she jumps you

[silentbobby69]

After you finish the suicide mission and are back on the normandy, go see Miranda (assuming you pursued her to the engine room so she could lube your piston) tell her you are still interested, then go up to your cabin, you can use the intercom on your desk to get her upstairs for some cuddles

[900KC]

how do i get the achievment if i didnt have sex with miranda before the suicide mission..........like can i still get the achievment after i beat the game??

What did i do wrong?

[DiscordantAbsolution]

so wait how do u get this. nothing happens for me and when i talk to her she just says im gonna come around wen its quiet blablabla....

[Kamikaze102]

Tali: *peeks from behind her station*

... That bitch...

[215jmo]

I really hope the romances stick this time. I loved Miranda. I hope the relationship stays unlike ME1's romances

[KroniKKidZ28]

You do know the ME1 romance will stick as long as you dont make sexy time with anybody in ME2 right?

[215jmo]

Yeah I know. But I'm way into ME2's romances for some reason. I liked Ashley but I love Miranda as I said. But I will make one where I do that.

[spriteman0120]

how do u get in a relationship??

[hymen1847]

i did it with jack that video sucked he just cried never took anything off and the screen went black

[animenice]

That was beautiful and epic!! If your character is a girl can you still do it with Miranda? And what about Jack?

[microwaveman123]

hmmm...good question

[manofallmen555]

I think it's with Jacob, Thane, or Garrus...or grunt?

[nia427147]

@manofallmen555 no grunt romance. seem dangerous anyway.

[50033836]

Haha, you can get it on with Garrus? Awesome! xD