You Don't Mess With the Zohan | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[dragonforks93]

Not a great movie, not a bad movie, but god damn was it strange!

[Themastercode1235]

I love this fim, its hillarious xD

[ITIMEEE]

Press 2 constantly lol "beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz, beecuzz"

[MrConph123123123]

i just watch ur vids cuz of the jokes u crack up about the movies! thumbs up if u agree

[kahlilwllc15]

Don't fuck with zohan

[TheSmokesMusic]

Look I'm half jewish and I didn't find this movie at all racist. The stereotypes were so extremely exaggerated I mean come on, no one actually thinks people are like this, maybe the thing that was kind of annoying is that they just had to have a middle eastern cab driver who was kind of a looser. But still, I laughed my ass off at this and I'm a big Adam Sandler fan. Full Price.

[gheith001]

@TheSmokesMusic they, uh, kinda do. trust me, you have no idea how easily americans can get fooled *cough* fox news *cough*

[vaulthero101]

1:09 seconds for anyone who missed Leon's ass

[XFS540]

lol I thought I was the only one who thought Rob Schneider (as well as any other of those jerkoffs who are always in Sandler's movies) was blackmailing Adam Sandler to keep their career alive. Great commentary!

[FrankGarrett316]

All I want to know is does Rob Schneider have his line "you can do it" in this movie?

[mdarren135]

How did Adam sandler make fun of Mel Gibson?

[GiantPetRat]

Fans of Cracked.com may already know that the Zohan character was, not shit, based on an actual guy. Sandler actually did extensive research on him. Name's Nezi Arbib, look 'im up.

[REDX3211]

Don't mess with isreal. 

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[DonRMB]

Besides ¨Punch-Drunk Love¨.. Adam Sandler hasnt done much

[FenrirSkollXxXLuna]

That movie was so fucking stupid... And I loved it.

[kodatastical]

1:08 - LEON, WTF O_O

[HaShomeret]

if you've been to isreal the hummus jokes make sense.

[Aviator411]

@HaShomeret

exactly... and if I may add... if you've been to israel, chances are you'll never come back... those israeli army loonies kill anything that isnt jewish

[d3rkaderk4]

@Aviator411 I've been all over the world and Israel is one of the coolest places I've ever been.

[Aviator411]

@d3rkaderk4

I think non-white people would disagree...especially if they happen to not be Jewish too... please stop supporting apartheid countries.

[d3rkaderk4]

@Aviator411 If you weren't an idiot you would know that Israel has all races of people, in fact there are a ton of Arab Jews. There's a difference between apartheid for no reason and doing it to protect your own citizens. You don't live in Israel so you have no idea what it is like to live in constant fear of a terrorist attack. If Mexicans started suicide bombing buses in America, we would definitely build a giant wall on the border and start expelling some people.

[roponjiman]

@Aviator411 i'm not white and support israel. U were saying?

[roponjiman]

@Aviator411 oh one more thing. jews aren't white they are semite.

[JacobiTails]

this i my favorite adam sandler movie besides Billy Madison

[daydaviddunn]

sad i like this better than funny people

[GizmoCh5]

i hated this movie

[SuperKingNova]

best of adam i think

[SuperKingNova]

It was funnier then i though for some reason

[UnionJackGaming]

I have seen this, I have done this. I have seen this.

[peterwantspie]

I'm stunned this got such a good rating, it's one of only two movies I've walked out of in my entire life. I was just so bored. I wish it had offended me or something, gotten some kind of response, but I just felt like I was wasting my life with that shit.

[roponjiman]

@peterwantspie cause you diddn't understand the jokes clearly. This was a laugh riot in Israel and other mid eastern countries.

[JDezi4]

Man, there r some movies where u guys r spot on with how I feel about it. And there r others where u guys shock the hell outta me by liking it. In this case, it's typical Adam Sandler mediocre as far as comedy. But the idea was just terrible. And that's excluding the clear racism in it. They had a Jew and a Guido playing 2 middle easterners with the worst accent/impressions I've ever heard. And then the whole Middle Easterners like fat old women thing...

[Jmsadv]

Who has worst movies, Eddie Murphey or Adam Sandler?

[eddyc09]

@Jmsadv

Whats worse,cancer or aids?

Your question is not much different.

[veipper]

@eddyc09 Cancer aids. :D

[bruceree518]

awful film

[DC11961]

@moonsunstar14 And that's the same thing the rest of the world says about Americans. -.- Seriously man, shut the hell up!

[moonsunstar14]

any way this movie shows how israeli are retarded ... Imao

[nitemarestlk]

best part of this movie was the random scenes with nick swardson. he plays a similar character to his reno 911 cameos and its awesome.

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

when in the movie did Adam make fun of Mel?

[aroningi12345]

1:09 ahhh my eyes

[SonicSnail95]

4:27

BAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AAAAAA..... oooohhhhhhh....

*wipes away tear*

[xxRit00xx]

U GUYS rocks!!! n this movie was hilarious !!! thumbs up for these guys plzz ;d

[bipolargirl12345]

what the niggas is down with the jews? we shud kill them both

[jakeyray18]

the reason adam and rob are in the same movies are cuase thare friends

[corndoggydawg]

"all of your blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You do not want this." lmfao

[llamasarus1]

this movie sucked. It just had constant sexual jokes that are too corny to laugh at. I got to admit There were three parts that made me laugh out loud.

[crashcloud]

notice the two adam sandler movies that leon likes also have drew berrymore in it lol

[DjChugalug239]

what do they mean by "crobared it in"?

[lbprock]

when did he make fun of mel gipson? what were some of the refences ( sorry for spelling bad)

[REODPRODUCTIONS]

I hate that kid

[theeyeofthestorms]

i liked the movie.. and i was chocking on the popcorn when he .. erm.. pleased the old grannies.. too much humus though. we dont rly brush our teeth with that.

i hate mel gibson too. racist son of a bitch. *nigros* should get him :D

[gtareviewer789]

THIS MOVIE WAS FUKIN FUNNY! MUCH BETTER THAN HAPPY GILMORE! BUT CLICK IS GREAT TO....

[scotalia]

i bet chuck norris messed with the zohan

[brownwindedangel]

@scotalia

fail!!!!!!!

[MEGAMULTIMADMAN22]

i love how all the isrealis have guns in very obscurred places and they did metion humus to mutch

[MrDeadlysirius]

I hate Mel Gibson too

[XDarkF3arX]

This movie is so ridiculous it's hilarious and awesome

[Frostbite12211983]

It was weird because Adam Sandler's accent sounded more like French than Arabic.

[TheInstantClassic1]

YOU ARE GOING TO GET SPOILED!!!!

[METALkaiser27]

some ole bullshit

[shulmanstallion240]

isnt mel gibson an anti-semit?

[almightyseancore]

@shulmanstallion240 your mom's an anti-semit.

[shulmanstallion240]

@almightyseancore

wow am i supposed to be offended

plus my mom is jewish, so that doesnt really make sense

[KtwMjsuperfan]

@shulmanstallion240 To be Anti-Semetic means to be Anti- Jew

[shulmanstallion240]

@KtwMjsuperfan

i know, so im asking if he is?

[KtwMjsuperfan]

@shulmanstallion240 Oh, well Sorry about that cause I dont know....sorry

[Mangoyle]

@KtwMjsuperfan No it doesn't. The Semites were the people who lived in modern-day Palestine. They were Arabs. So to be anti-Semetic is to hate/abuse the people from Palestine.

[KtwMjsuperfan]

@Mangoyle OK. Thanx

[roponjiman]

@Mangoyle and who were the original semites of that land before they were kicked out by roman and arab conquerers? Oh yes jews!

[roponjiman]

@shulmanstallion240 no he's just looney tunes. I'm sure that is obvious to all by now.

[1eu2tu]

wtf no way no way full price for this movie!

[NinjaBoomer100]

Im surprised you guys liked this. I thought it was some ol bull****

[tre3Cie]

i am shocked at how high they rated this movie (love adam sandlers hated the movie)...but they rated transformers down?!?! a-fuck you!!! lol

[Melenonel]

I freaking love this movie, for god sake the logikk in this dosn't fucking exists and made me laugh all the way ^^

[swedisagnostic]

It´s not bad, but I would probably never re watch it..

[copiagueeagle]

Lmao. "right at the beginning he catches a fish right in between his asscheecks and i'm like, 'here we go'".

"here we go" *clenching fish*

[BEEPco]

Totally agree with you guys. Very strong matinee.

[weasal167]

XD At 2:30 To 2:40

[legoman1996]

4:11 I love that part of the movie.

[MrRancor125]

this movie is funny as hell

[proclaimin]

alright, come on guys this movie was ridiculous and not even funny ridiculous like the voice acting in house of the dead. this movie got small chuckles from randomness factor only which isn't hard to do.

this movie isn't even interesting enough to be bad it's just adam sandler trying to cash in real quick on a. random plotline and b. being adam sandler.

save some money and time and skip this film trust me, no one uses any lines from this movie.

[spiderguy369]

y do they have 2 make all the R/M rated comedies involve CHILDREN

thatz just wrong

y cant they just have a funny Indiana Jones versus Darth Vader

or just make another mortal kombat or metal gear

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 4 ALL THIS!!!!!

[MooncrestV2]

@spiderguy369 Learn to spell.

[spiderguy369]

@MooncrestV2 i was just makin typos on purpose,i know how 2 spell,sheesh,lotz of people do it

[KiranTaker270]

LMFAO 0:51 - 0:59

[bbbb111cccc]

haha im arab and i hate israilies, but even i loved this movie!! shit had me laughing the whole time, the "hezbola hotline" was the best joke haha i loved it great movie, buty parents would of hated it lol

[AllJoinSomething]

gross milfs

[PhilBale]

I love most of Adam Sandler movie and this movie is one of them

[metaitachi]

This was SOOOOO much shittier than i thought it would be...

[mites7]

If you aren't Arab or Jewish, or at least aware of Middle Eastern culture, you wont understand the jokes.

This movie was a huge hit in Israel and other parts of the world.

[kaykid2]

eh. the movie was okay.

[KiranTaker270]

No No No No It Fricking Hilarious

[stewie274]

I actually enjoyed this movie. It was mostly funny, just a few lame parts. I liked how all the isrealis and palestinians always argued with each other. and the part near the end where so many people come out of one taxi cab had me laughing so hard. it was simple but hillarious.

[magicman205]

I usually agree with your reviews and we basically share similar taste (Especially Karlyal, the glasses guy) But this movie was AWFUL! I don't understand how anybody thinks this shit is funny

[poopertan]

he is like the second coming of chuck nuris

[Natashina01]

Adam Sandler is really hit and miss with me. However, I actually found myself enjoying this flick far more than I thought I would. The mom banging jokes and what-not was a little much at the time, but overall funny and even a little touching.

[Ichigo12101990]

Funniest scene was the phone call.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

never saw it, but now i really want to. anyone who has the balls to do what he did at 4:08, when any other person would be slapping that kid, even if he IS a fictional charatcer....aw man i gotta see this.

[CROSSFIRE145]

rob can be in some random movies and say his phrase : "you can do this( name of main character usually).

[aznjt]

what was the mel Gibson issue??

[theorigin12]

for ppl who are arab or palestinian (like me) you can find this movie funny. I myself found this movie really enjoyable!

[sugargliderpal202]

this is your first semi bad review you gave good points but skipped out on a lot i gave it a low rental

[hboy88]

that movie was funny but u people are shity

[Gibix]

No, this movie sucked and only retards from Zoo's who eat their own shit loves this! :D

[roponjiman]

or if your an american who doesn't understand jokes not having to do with your country.

[Gibix]

@roponjiman Played by an American that has nothing to do with your stupid country.

[roponjiman]

@Gibix and how do you know wha country i'm from cheech? its not my fault or this movies fault u americans don't know dick about the rest of the world.

[Gibix]

@roponjiman That's why it's categorized as a comedy. Only idiots would try to sound like a genius when they talk about what country you're from. Typical, very typical.

[EnergizerBunny804]

I liked it to, but I can't belive you gave it such a great review, and sh*t all over step brothers

[Adu767]

They pretty much showed the funniest scene right there.

I give it sort of a high rental or a mid matinee, i cant get over that part with the kid.

WAAAAAAH *sleeper pinch*

*thud*

[redsword22]

mel gibson is an honest guy who is not afraid to say the truth about the murders in Palestine ...

[mzkaddah]

Palestine will be free

/watch?v=foSbqLi6U10

[Cmpowell83]

Some ol bull shit this movie was horrible.

[samfisher170]

cinema matinee i aint got 7:50 pay i love dat intor it makes me smille

[perdi111]

1:09 haha!

[iAmRandom32]

"Man, don't mess with the Zohan."

"Man, FUCK the Zohan!"

lol

[SomethingAwfulTube]

when did Rob Shnieder come in?

[mr1mills]

As far as silly comedy's go, this is one of the funniest I have seen in a while

[SomethingAwfulTube]

mel gibson is a dick

[andr00123]

gaaaay

[dsshfjjnh]

some ol bull shit

[Saristas711]

matinee

[elad12390]

אל תתעסק עם הזוהן

[DinoFreakUSA]

I got to be honest. I didn't like this movie. It was funny but all the gross and sexual jokes were awful. I was surprised at the message it sent though, racial equality and peace. If your into "sick" jokes I'd give it a high matinee.

[bUskinBE]

This is a bad movie, has some funny scenes.. But, a low rental in my opnion.. fist time i've been disappointed with the spill crew :P lol

Well, at least Sandler's back to acting in good movies..Funny People is great :)

[xXxEnterShikarixXx7]

FULL PRICE!!!

[ThePanther08]

Zohan rules!!!

[hockeygirlk]

don't mess with the johan!!!!!!!!!

[Bmoreboy1216]

Worst movie ever! Some Ol' Bullsh**!!!!

[twon1610]

Hav u seen Big Stan?

Rob Schneider in his directorial debut

That gets a massive

!!F?@K YOU!!

[kjackson2k1]

man, PHUCK the Zohan LOL

you guys can thumb me down all you want, but my opinion is just like Leon's...I loved it LOL

[llamaempress]

Haha, I liked the movie. Although i'm shocked that they gave it such a good rating.

[Jlemay117]

Mel Gibson went to my school. lol Don't mess with the Zohan would've been a matinee for me

[ninjawraith17]

A Matinee?

I have never seen such BULLS***T

[mickstakes]

silky smoothe thats adams line for the whole movie , he wants to make the older women silky smoothe , its pure shite

[mickstakes]

Dont mess with the zohan sucks ass , its brutal and im a fan its one of his worst movies for sure..

[dmpeter10]

i laughed so hard i might even give it better than sex XD nah im joking i would give it full price

[xgoobiangel]

this was defiantly a guy movie (im a chick). i hated it for all the penis and grandma sex jokes. to much. but besides that, hell, i did laugh.

[ninjawraith17]

are you kidding me. This was a NOBODY movie. This was terrible. I don't go to see Adam Sandler make a reference EVERY CHANCE HE GETS about his dick. This is some ol' bull***t!!!

[danydank0]

wtf this movie sucked ass i cant believe these guys like this i usually like their reviews. Happy gilmor and Billy Madison were hilarious but 50 first dates was shitty

[jkss3493]

IM GONNA BLOW UP THESE PUPPIES CAUSE I HATE THESE PUPPIES! that made it a full price for me

[Sonicsez12]

4:09 o.o ROFL!!

[JagSmakarSkit]

Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler actually wrote a contract that if either of them accepted a part in a movie the other one would also get a part. It's most likely a small part, but since 2005, I think, they've done every movie together.

[Pooky1991]

Please really peaple? I've seen movies more racist and worst than this. Look at Norbit! Anyone who says this movie is too racist obviosly haven't watched enough comedies.

[BloodReaperZ]

Full Price also, this thing just made me laugh all the way through.

[alexia513]

whats the whole issue with mel gibson?

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Sandler is a Jew and Mel Gibson doesnt like Jews cause theyre the cause of every war

[eandrad00]

adam sandler sucks, this movie really sucks he sould die

[irmakaneli3]

Full price..... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? O_O

[Smann54]

this movie was cool, just not great. i laughed tho, so w/e.

[DarkProphet94]

i have mixed feelings about this movie. i love adam sandler, been a fan of his since i was 5, and i thought this film was funny. but when it came to the script and dialogue, i thought it sucked. the "was that a motorboat" joke made me cringe, it was so bad. but, for what it's worth, its a funny movie. not the worst of adam's career, but its a comedy and it made me laugh. 61/2 / 10. but i hope Funny People is better.

[Phenderz]

Disappointed with this movie. The worst of Adam Sandler.

[R2R3L4]

Now this movie was so stupid that I couldn't laugh nor think it was bad... I just don't know what to say man... and after the half movie went I was all like: "Okay, where the heck is this going..?"

[Tjextreme2]

Alright, for the people who didn' t like this movie because they thought it was stupid, you HAD to see the trailers first. And if you looked at the trailers and thought, "Well, I want to know how this story pans out." and was disappointed, good. You're an idiot. Be disappointed.

The people that like this movie went to see it for slapstick, and they got slapstick. If you don't like slapstick and you went to see this movie DESPITE the trailers, then you wasted your money knowingly. Fool. =B

[mynameisnyhm]

movie = 2/5

[RaikenXion]

This movie was quite crap, Adam Sandler has only made a handful of good films, and this isnt one of them. I favor, the wedding singer, Click, and i actually think he is really good in Reign Over Me, more of a serious role in film, he shud try more often.

[TeamJacobBlack123]

You're obviously not a comedy person.

[RaikenXion]

I do like comedy films not my favorite, prefer action films, even horror and dramas. Its just, maybe I like different type of comedy, I did really used to like Jim Carrey, and Bill Murray was great to.

[Dave4891]

wow, for really spill? this movie was such a bad piece of shit i lost respect for sandler after watching it. It was not funny and the story was so stupid!

[Ryogakun666]

wut?

i laughed my ass off.

my favorite adam sandler movie so far.

[ohstate411]

this was mine first spill movie review i ever watched

[LINKthePIRATE913]

yeah, i was expecting this to suck, but it was actualy GOOD!

[dantebezze]

stupid muvie!!!tooo much of everything

[ramblingrose83]

i love Adam Sandler

[RaikenXion]

I would say guessing by your nickname, that you are a Smelly Paki, who should fuck off back to Pakistan, but i checked out your channel and actually feel sory at the fact that you only hav a few friends.

[martinbirch8]

i thought the movie was funny, just because its rascist doesnt mean its bad, seriously if you have never been rascist your probably a protected child

[fangs1234]

i fucking hate adam sandler

[enkiitu]

Wow, interesting review.

I thought this movie was a piece of crap.

[cheatsatmonopoly]

What? You guys liked this, but hated on "Burn after Reading?" Give me a break. At least the one I mentioned had a plot.

[mattmatt12343]

This movie was boring, and racist. EOS.

[sweatervestking]

really guys? this movie was awful, just retarded stereotype jokes, i was mad watching that in theaters

[AyTownAffiliate]

this movie waz funny as hell, i loved it

[firingphoniex27]

this movie completly sucked i got no laughs not 1