Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature

[PaulyCatz82]

it's a joke? you mean everything on the internet IS NOT fact? my whole universe has been shattered!!! I can trust nothing anymore!! oh the humanity!!!

[Airox2009]

LOL, this is a joke!!!

[narutorasengantube]

lol you think your smart for a figuring out its fake? i guess that's an accomplishment for a 12 year old

[NSixtyFour]

this is so shocking. i'm not eating there anymore!

[hameater554]

its a joke you dumbass

[thekiyote]

Wow. You know, I think you may have disassociate identity disorder. They have support groups for that. ;-)

[mickblock]

Go guard your bridge you Troll. I wasn't talking to the likes of you!

[mickblock]

I love Onion news but sometimes I wonder how they manage to keep from being slammed by torrents of lawsuits!

[PaulyCatz82]

taco bell...never had it, and i never will.

[RIOT690]

Its really good, the taco pizza is amazing.

[hameater554]

its a joke

[NSixtyFour]

the joke is on you. havent you read most of the comments? i just say it so i can get a rise from u dumbasses for thinking ur smart. of course i was being sarcastic.

[psychedelnick1]

Why in the hell would taco bell do that? i dont want to eat any garbage.

[MishaShemyakin]

is everyone such a dumbass like you these days?

EVERYONE: ONION NEWS IS A JOKE!!! IT'S NOT REALL!!!

im tired of telling everyone.

[psychedelnick1]

@MishaShemyakin Haha. My evil plan has worked. I know onion news is fake, i was just looking for a comment like this telling me i was stupid. hehe

[MishaShemyakin]

ok, then you really are stupid.

[garrash6]

YES WIN!!!!!!!

[blizard0717]

You dumb fucking idiot, the Onion is a comedy... nothing said here is real.

[youlosez]

"you'll be eating the garbage you produce" hahaha a Carbon dioxide sucking taco. Hell yeah!

[maglo15]

@batman100100 its FAKE the onion is a fake news report!!!

[RICE1234ify]

thanks for pointing out the obvious.......dumbass

[maglo15]

@RICE1234ify well sorry for telling someone about the onion.......dumbass

[cautionhighlyawesome]

thats HILARIOUS

[ProBinderSpinner]

i dont want taco bell anymore lol

[ivylisse]

mmm. yummy

[giveobamaquarters]

haha i love how realistic these things are..

[RaileeLunaClaw]

Pink is the new green!

[gothicdevilgirl]

they dnt show it on tv. its all fake. DUH

[nVidos]

@gothicdevilgirl Moron...

[nano4288]

OMG DIS IS SO STOOPID HOW CUD TAKO BEL DO DIS DIS SHIT IS NASTY IM NEVER GONNA GO TO TACO BELL NEMORE!!!!!

This is what all you idiots who think this is real sound like. Now shut up and stop being so gullible.

[b2therad825678]

are you that stupid you thought this was real.

[kary213]

buahaha this is great!! I luv it~

[Sgthavoc12]

the onion is a newspaper. dedicated on fake news to make peope laugh

[bla6ful]

wow, are you seriously asking that?

-its the onion

[balin2k]

LOL! i like how they made that pink one look really gross

[MOPEDBRAD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

The Onion strikes again!!!!

[HopeValleyRI]

On more supporter of hate against the leadership of Taco Bell who caused countless healh issues of customers with an army of laywers to save their brand name. Ha, ha, sounds like TB leaders for real. Nice attack on taco bell :) In the real world, it's all about profits for Taco Bell. Who the hell eats food the sells in the cents, anyways. Thank U to TheUnion - We know Taco Bell really thinks this way (nice job making fun of them), they deserve every second of this video.

[Sgthavoc12]

its the onion... have u never heard of that? lol

[Marcolopolis4]

you do realize that this is a fake news show....

seriously dude, not that hard to figure out

[TheSimi121]

no thanks. i dont want to eat the CO 2 we produce. they could use them as air filter or whatever but not as food.

[TheHooplah]

stfu bitch

[tabguy14]

carboxymethyl instead of meat... It's pure cellulose T_T (shudder)

[HaveLucidDreamz]

lol 2:03 pause -- The Re-Fresco Menu

[IHateWarmPickles]

I hungie.....

[AYdR1]

"you will acually be eating the garbage u produce" hahahahahaha

[brockway86]

1:51 "Food" heats itself through chemical reaction when splashed with water hahaha epic

[sevendarkdays]

I think these guys might actually be better than my local news station.

[Clearie552]

lol true. At my cafe at college they sometimes serve weird things that look like meat but are labeled as "vegan" choices... no thank-you, if it looks like a steak, it better BE a steak.

[padgetsf]

why doesnt my taco bell offer cellulose slurry on the menu?

[icecreamedkk]

health scientific

-fail

[icecreamedkk]

urgh 4% meat! thats fuckig disgusting!

is this real or taking the piss? becuase id rather eat real meat then any kind of sientific substance. this cannot be good for your healthy ahaha

[illusionistdave]

If you can't realize that this is fake....that's just....scary.

[PissMyselfLaffing]

Taco bell food just got even faker!

[Raideriz]

lol onion is always funny because its not to far away from the truth

[ISOhunt3r]

the food in 0:40 looks awfully disgusting.

[EPBmelegorPR]

omg this is gonna be awesome !

i will go and eat at taco bell every day !

I LOVE YOU TACO BELL

onion...

[Totan50]

This is hilarious. and people, this isnt real. The Onion makes up storys for humor!

[EUPHONIUMMAN31393]

Wtf? food synthizer its more healthy grease flavoring? wtf nasty

[krayziekracka104]

somehow...um... eating recycled food does not sound good....AT ALL i work at taco bell.... how the hell is food not natural? therefore making it, unnatrual..... no no no that aint good at all yo

[illusionistdave]

This is fake! Duh!

[Edge2437]

They did that on Invader Zim with Bloaty's Pizza Hog. They made their hamburgers out of used napkins.

[amyleeloverseven]

hahahaha

[xmonke55]

it back fires cus everyone will get super fat and start farting and burping all the time haha

[yourmom654321]

i've never eaten taco bell in my whole life!

[killingseason777]

Damn u missing out

[4piglite]

I still love Taco Bell occasionally, so at least I'll die happy!!  btw, I'm NOT overweight, either. If you eat that delicious crap, you got to get out there an work it off, so I do. It's about balance.

[MarioLuigiVideos]

Poop.

Mud.

Crud.

That dirty enough for ya? Good. Now go away.

[normandie350]

this shit is basically true

[24pepperhi]

i am so glad that is not true. if it was i would never eat out again

[oSuperDaphneo]

Have you ever read taco bell ingredients list though haha it's seriously almost just like this. So gross XD

[24pepperhi]

I do know how bad it is but i thought it could not get any worse lol

[killertu]

Eating garbage -.-'''

[eatingmywheaties]

none of the ingredients are taken from nature! lol

[Agentzirdik]

It's always fun for Onion fans every time they meet someone who doesn't know about the Onion!

[jschunk13]

"you will actually be eating the garbage you produce" sounds yummy lol

[HeadoftheHydra]

Mycoprotein is made from fungus, thus from something from nature...Though it is grown in labs as well, so it's arguably unnatural...

[chancellor319]

These guys are so fucking HILARIOUS!

[wolfhalen]

petroleum based grease flavoring lol

[Jimbogf]

dam i want some taco bell now

[xAciDxDrAgoNx]

Stop telling people that its

fake it will be funny if they think it's real they'll be like "Wtf".

[AcousticCabrera]

Hahah dude I was like wtf?!?! I thought this was real. XD

[X4592]

I love how well done this programme is... the graphics, acting, and props are just excellent. The Onion is awesome; they visited us at USF; really cool guys.

[Wakka12321]

"You will actual be eating the own garbage you throw"

[12ampvacume]

people are so stupid. i can't believe some pple think this is real.

[Ironman6432]

im never eating at taco bell again this is stupid.

nothing is real fake veges fake meat that has

petroleum.

there saving plants but killing people

[siadminper]

dude, ur retarded. Onion News is a fake news organization

[rockdisparty13]

from now on im eating at taco bell from now on...tacos can save the world! (but ill probably puke my guts out when i eat that pink shit in tht taco)

[ngcorbin]

hell with that no wonder i never eat at taco bell

[Cartoonbom]

"You will actually be eating the garbage you produce"

Haha, funny stuff.

[PyroNinja7]

Melted down trash tacos! Yum!

[gabrielpamonha]

By the level of inteligence of the american people which is none, i surely belive that this video is true and this shows that american are so dumb that they think this kind of thing is nice...

[Morph23]

lol

[tacobelldriver]

how does the onion not get into trouble about any of this stuff?

[YoungGod305]

its called humor, ha -ha

[tacobelldriver]

wel,l HURR DURR.

i know that.

but people get in lawsuits for less.

[TheSlopB0X]

It falls under the catagory of "satire"

...if your speaking from a legal stand point.

Along with our freedom of speech, it's simply commentery.

[8MKWeb8]

wtf! double annotations!

2:14

[Saltheigh]

delicious!

[jwang604]

I know this is satire but some of it holds true, like the beef products that these Fast Food Chains sell you are like only 40% beef, the rest are fat, animal by-products and fillers.

[IssaruBakurasLover]

Lol. The chunchador(sp?) looks like its filled with play-doh

[searchingforsound7]

the number of people who don't understand that this is a joke astounds me

[DrBuddhaGeek]

all of you idiots who r takin these videos seriously need to lighten up right now. its just satire. its based upon some truth but it exaggerates details and presents completely absurd circumstances simply in the name of ironic humor and parody of the stupid and corrupt sides of controversial issues. its just to make the left wing laugh and to piss off the right wing. thats all.

[DandoBelwyyn]

Thank you for being one of the few that seem to be informed.

[AlannaJD89]

that makes me sick.

[Lwyte17]

dude they're copying McDonalds

[kook4u]

its prolly 10x more unhealthy and 10x cheaper :)

[fuckinabich]

People take all these Onion videos seriously. I'm losing a lot of faith in humanity reading the comments for these videos. It makes you realize that the main stream media has complete control over peoples minds, because they will not question what they hear.

[Galactia3000]

This is true. But it's kind of funny anyway.

What baffles me is that it actually states 'Making you seem better informed' by the logo... and people don't get it.

[oalemdemadrid]

lol the new chalupa cleans the air!

You idiots taking this seriously...

get a life.

[oldlamby]

what a load of BS THIS IS NOT TRUE

[tacoblocko]

i dunno if your trying to be actually mean to the onion, but yes its bullshit but its also a joke!

[slay4kali]

I would rather sit in a field. beat, torture, bludgeon and kill tiny baby cows and pigs, for every minute of the hour than eat that pink shit or any fucking reused trash. i like animals as much as the next (strait) guy, but fuck any hippie who thinks this is a good idea. i'm gonna go kill an animal and leave it there just because of what i've heard today.

[XFOR101TODAYX]

itsnot real u idiot

[fotwunny]

slay4kali, you are the epitome of a mindless idiot....have fun killing shit if that makes you feel like you're living for a cause....btw, this is the onion. It's satire...it's not real...that should have been obvious when you watched the video as it's obviously fucking fake

[TheRealTaco87]

I saw a box outside Taco Bell saying "Grade D Beef: Fit for human consumption". I then proceeded to order a double beef burrito. Damn there food is good.

[juliet32508]

I luv Papa john's... It's better LOL

[ndanick21]

well they were too busy preparing to tell your dumb ass

[KernelSandersCheckin]

paper or plastic? paper degrades quickly but requires cutting trees. plastic degrades slowly but doesn't require cutting trees.

[Greekmith2009]

yeah but plastic takes away much more energy to make than plactic, paper for the win! ^^

[racliepan]

omg!!! that sounds SOOO DISGUSTING!!!!

[MangoPuff]

Mmm...yummy.

[Igaaboo]

Ugh, the last time I had Taco Bell, I projectile vomited all over a rest stop toilet on my way to my grandmother's deathbed. I didn't make it because I had to stop and upchuck for a half hour. Thank you steak quesadilla!

[HopeValleyRI]

LOL. Taco Bell really is doogie food, however! More and more people are finding out they target teens, early 20's and people that are not worried about quality food and or health issue. They try to associate famous people and actors with their food because people will not buy their food on merits of food quality Thousands have been injuried by TB food. Men's Mgz calls themon of the worst. My whole circle of friends no longer eat TB food after what happened to me after eating their food.

[cableguyskater]

lol do you have proof?

[HopeValleyRI]

Sure do. Went to court, it's public record. They refused to offer a quality reports on their food. Ask them to prove the quality of their food and compare to others, they will not do it! They can not promise they will never not crack your tooth in half from bon fragments, for example. Also, you can contact Men's Magazine who wrote who bad their food is for you. Look up the deaths and injuries from their food - omg! Research - it's your health!

[cableguyskater]

omg dude you got me all paranoid now

[moolikeachicken]

this is sooo funny because it's practically true XD

[PhagonTheDragon]

if this was real, peta would support it

[ChristaLovesDrama]

I guess the day this actually happens it will start human kinds extinction lol. This was lame, not funny.

[sean999100]

tehe playdo in a taco:) kindergarden all over agen hahahahaha

[TehCybernerd]

but... but... gluten would have to be extracted from a grain-product, and... and... that would have to be...

yeah, the 'green' industries make about as much sense as this...

[cableguyskater]

lol i like taco bell

[HopeValleyRI]

Sorry

[Pencils82]

The fuck with the plastic

LMAO

[SippyCupProductions1]

HAHAHAHA

[YeoDongSaeng]

ew thats nasty

[fusion1204]

Isn't This Like Slander ?

[AlonsusZerka]

No, it's satire

[andrewl781]

this basically sums up how i feel about all this "green" bullshit

[BishounenNerd]

I'll stick to organic, thank you. I don't want that s*** in my body.

[anil605709]

this show is fake mr. i take everything seriously.

[BishounenNerd]

It's called playing along "mr. i take everything seriously".

[haydenman2]

the actual apocalypse is keeping movie goers from seeing apocalypse based movies

[jazcutie567]

blech! lol

[animalsROCKhard28]

lmfao. anti-caking agent.

[LSGanon]

Are those ingredients for real?

[BonhommeHero]

It obviously isn't. You stupid jack ass.

[faudeeezy]

yeah because the onion is real

[eatingmywheaties]

Win!!

[sudheshnam]

are those ingeridients true?

[superbandman101]

I don't think (and hope) I'm not alone when I say that The Onion News Network is the one and only quality news network I can watch for a straight ten minutes without feeling guilty, depressed, or guilty. Long live the Onion!

[Yourizan]

roflmfao

[rhenfield]

Soylent Green is tacos!!!

[HopeValleyRI]

Haha! Yes!

[Wasp16mm]

Soylent Verde is Mexicans.

[HopeValleyRI]

Taco Bell refused to provide me quality reports on their beef after I craked a tooth on their beef. They do not want you to know the quality of their beef!

[OrcrusDerious]

Maybe you shouldn't rot your fucking teeth out.. It probably cracked off your own stupid jaw and not TB beef fucker.

[HopeValleyRI]

I was injuried on TB beef. TB refused to offer quality reports on their beef !!!!! The taste is NOT the beef. Wow, only 5% beef. I NEVER will eat their again after years of eating that dog food.

[charvel67]

calm down its fake

[wrzlbmpft]

duude it´s still fake...

Beef, Seasoned

Beef, Water, Seasoning [Isolated Oat Product, Salt, Chili Pepper, Onion Powder, Tomato Powder, Oats, Soy Lecithin, Toasted Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Maltodextrin, Sugar, Soybean Oil (Antidusting Agent), Black Pepper, Oregano, Cumin, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Citric Acid, Caramel Color, Cocoa Powder (Processed With Alkali), Lactic Acid, Natural Flavors, Natural Smoke Flavor, Modified Corn Starch], Salt, Sodium Phosphate. 

is in the meat....

[HopeValleyRI]

And Taco Bell WILL NOT let you see their quality reports and inspections on their BEEF. Why, they do not want you to know what issues they have with their food. 100 of lawsuits againt TB, included me. After court, many told me in the court hosue they would never eat their again after hearing my story.

[wrzlbmpft]

oh woow 100% unnatural food...

... i would prefer 100% natural food...

[whatwayzup]

it's fake..

[seeaeytch]

you would actually prefer 100% natural food?? omfg you sadistic psycho murder.. you're the reason why the earth's in such bad shape. people like you need to have honesty chips put in their necks, and eventually moved into concentration camps.

[wrzlbmpft]

yup =3

sarcasm rulez!

[HumbleHermit7]

gross as fuck lolz

[hipeoplemynameisname]

WOW! i was just laughing my ass off the whole time.

[jskim1]

'you will actually be eating the garbage you produce...' 2:00

[YaikonMetal]

You're paranoid. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

[imperfection100]

The Onion News Network is a fake news website. Check their website or go to Wikipedia to check it out.

How come you were taken in?