Chris Rock - Love

[Suevtres]

Love Chris.

[ddoggsthedan]

Need to watch this once a day

[Orangecountysuuite]

So truuuue.

[gooad13]

يلي فات هون عشان كريس الاسمر

يعطي لايك

ههههههه

[HeartOfASaint]

@gooad13 we conquered the youtube =)

[HeartOfASaint]

@gooad13 haha I was going to say THE internet ... then changed it to youtube but forgot to remove "the" lol

[Fanglover441]

CSI SAVES LIVES!!!! 

[MordecaiKart64]

hahaha wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and say "fuck you!"

[aabmmd]

story of my life xD

[amy051985]

I've got good one> break up day n my ex says: i think we were movin 2 fast...n i m thinkin> yep, shame on me for distractin u with all that sex!

[OfficialJohnnysMind]

black women are never happy

[247JohnReX365]

9gag !!

[Xkid49]

I ment nigga

[Xkid49]

U are the funnies pice of shite in the hole world NIH aaa

[soemad5]

your link is a piece of shit.

[delanoir234]

so true they never happy...

[hibamismail]

كريس الاسمر جنني !

[LilSoul118]

@hibamismail  looooooooooooolll

[Buniheart]

Thanks Luis for showing me this :).

It really made me laugh...love you.

[lialopesfreitas]

Let's laugh about it! Chris Rocks!

[mrbigkmurray]

look at those evil women laughing maniacally as they see yet another man caught in their pit of misery

[seeradog]

Oh this is so true. The only time a women is happy is when she makes you unhappy. If they didn't have tits and pussy they,d be staked 150 deep at the dump. ...

[lesanDOTvbnet]

he was not ment to be a comedian.



[OfficialJohnnysMind]

@lesanDOTvbnet ?

[switchblade920]

I liked the part where he was hilarious.

[MsMissme92]

well he's gonna have an angry wife waiting for him -.-' Funny as hell though :P

[NumbBlaze]

What standup is this?

[cshye1]

@NumbBlaze was wondering the same thing...?

[Lifeisafruit]

[Insert quote from the stand up].

[ManosOceano]

someone share this with Ms Obama; or has Mr. Obama seriously just committed mutiny on the USConstitution? He even was her first choice and she's making him do wrong simply not to rock the CIA's boat. Call out! Scream on your rooftops! Freedom will ring!

[ManosOceano]

worldwide flow

[plutoamun]

A joke that is not even funny.

[LeelaDebris]

OMG this shit is so true! how does he know this stuff

[highron2]

this made me feel better lol

[StickBucks4]

True

[Sololife14]

Anyone count how many times he said mother fucker? roflmao

[sso937]

if he was not his woman´s first choice, then it was never love and he was just trying to hang on to the best beaver he had found and too lonely and scared to try his luck someone new, dont understand how anyone could tolerate living with a bitch like that.

my wife tries that shit, i am the one withholding the sex and not talking for days (women love talking and basically dont have to do shit to make me cum. the power is all mine)

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

is this killing the messenger?

[Enes063]

@soURfunnyYOUthink No, this is Never scared. :)

[lilkdub503]

I like how he said in this show that relationships are hard and easy.

[vhfgtiuoiu]

funny but not Mr Pryor

[etnes10]

chris rock rules!

[BrandonSchleifer]

The more stand up comedy I watch, the less I want a girlfriend, and the more I want a boyfriend.

[tsunchoo]

god i love chris rock

[Dakidjosereyes07]

i never met a happy woman in my life hahahahhaha omg i cant breathe

[ramp622]

single>relationship

[theatomizer]

@ramp622 Until you get into an actual healthy relationship. :p

[BryanTheDoomBringer]

@ramp622 what about the sex

[MrCherubhair1]

@BryanTheDoomBringer This is why my young friend, god gifted us with a hand and a wrist that can grip and move rapidly.

[deez723]

@MrCherubhair1 lol chuck norris

[OmahaPlaya]

Why I rather be single the majority of the time.

[smorgs27]

Thank you Chris for reminding me I'm not crazy.

[smorgs27]

Thank you Chris for reminding me I'm not crazy.

[akisexh84]

he is killing me....it seams to hear my husband lol

[Minisniper555]

hAHAHAHA all Soooooooooo true

[shamelessfootfucker]

iT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER. THESE GENERALIZATIONS ARE QUITE ACCURATE.

[ewokboba]

@shamelessfootfucker I didnt laugh at all watching this.

[bitethis47]

funny but absolutely true!!!

[wildNout317]

the first minute is straight truth!

[Aapjeofzow]

I HATE THIS SHIT!! xD

[TheKonsy]

if you havent contemplated murder...you aint been in love

[dasupasin]

Lol, Kevin Hart says the exact opposite

[indy1391]

@dasupasin lol exactly. i thought the same thing ;)

[MrBurgerKingsley]

True stories

[johnpetermalcolm]

When two people get together, this is what they think about.

HIM....I hope that she stays the same for ever, and ever.

HER...I'm gonna change this mother fucker, starting from now.

[2bsure]

@johnpetermalcolm 100% agree with you

[TheBrownUn]

your a bunch of idiots!

[dejioncampus2]

@TheBrownUn You mispelled "you're" as "your."

[YourResource2]

ive been lookin at dis 12 gauge for 45 mins after my GF told me someone i no tried to rape her....

[wishywashygirl19]

@YourResource2 please don't kill anyone just press charges. the law doesnt protect you after the incident happens.

[YourResource2]

@wishywashygirl19 lmfao its a joke

[deadlyhoboz]

It's funny because he's fat...

[chirous]

No matter who says wht Chris Rock is the bomb he's the best there is

[Mastersteef123]

But what if... you're home occasionally, but work enough to not get all up in her face all day, you make an amount of money equal to her, take care of some shit but not everything... "YOU THINK YOU ALL MISTER PERFECT HUH YOU BALANCED MOTHERFUCKAH"

[MCHeadcase]

1:29 to 1:47 is used by Phonte (of Little Brother) as the intro for his song "The Good Fight"

[Dsofi008]

WHICH CHRIS ROCK STAND UP COMEDY DVD IS THIS SKIT FROM?? i want to buy it!! anyone know?

[DamianNeate]

@Dsofi008 It's from Never Scared. Hilarious!

[whotaughtyou]

I AM LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CASE & TOAD DRU HILL POLICE CAR POLICE PRINCE JAVELIN TURNER 1989 - 2011 MALCOLM X I WILL SUIRVIVE BABARABA STOCKS GOERGE MICHWAL WHO HE

[isang54]

daaaaammnn !! i almost PISS my pants laughing so fricken hard!

[DHOTI1]

Because you weren't her first choice! CLASSIC!

[OnlineWarlord890]

@DHOTI1 that is what crushes are for ITS just damn SHIT

[fartBoy101]

Chris Rock is a genius

[djbigbus]

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO...

[cartman86332]

i love that guy

[scary00001]

This comment shall be the next top rated comment, just to piss other people off with their creative comments

[animeizmylife]

i beat women all the time in arguments. and im 14 lol

[zephyboy]

@animeizmylife so much to learn

[animeizmylife]

@zephyboy maybe so but i already know im gonna start losing at the age of 19 lol.

[jorgefabuloso]

@animeizmylife wait until you need to take them home

[RinyaLeonheart]

@animeizmylife all the arguments you won are not women, they are girls.

[animeizmylife]

@RinyaLeonheart intelligent 30 year old teachers are girls, right

[loola456]

Distance and Irritation lol so true.

[grimetingsnm]

i was dying at this one lol

[RhebaNanceykt228]

hehe like romantic nights

[christianbeadlesxox1]

fuck you, fuck your hopes fuck your dreams fuck your players fuck everything you thought this life was gonna bring you.

[scary00001]

@christianbeadlesxox1 now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy.

[BDSandM]

Chris Rock is hilarious.

[mumhustlar]

Don't get em pregnant. Key fwin variable

[Philly7781]

Funny as hell but painfully true lmao

[moviesforrandy]

that is some funny shit. pay for your home hear in apokaflorida before they take it.

[animejerk05]

You here that married guys try and make that bitch happy. Because if it falls apart you know who gets screwed You. Alimony + child support.

[ali5hack]

Looool luv it :)

i just can't stop laughing when he comes up h3

[Pinkchapman]

dont care what this guy THINKS. He's a stupid ass NIGGER.

[MrAmad3us]

@Pinkchapman You're inspiring me a LOT of pity mate...

[50ztej]

@Pinkchapman go get a tan ya faggit ass white boy 

[StickBucks4]

Fucking funny as hell

But all is true foo

Hmm... Let's see if I can get I top comment with the word

DIAMOND DICK

[frequencies56]

@StickBucks4 that's two words

[SolidShinoda]

@StickBucks4 Uhm, those are two words.

[potheadA]

@StickBucks4 XD dats two words 

[Burhanabdi001]

We always lose because we have the need to make sense women ain't gonna let sense f up there argument hahahaha L.O.L

[MCExtra1]

chris rock aint nothin short of a genuis. this one stand-up show "Never Scared" is classic. this will never get old.

[codrules2418]

Hahahahhahahahahhahahqhahahaha­ha

[sa99miy]

"we have the need to make sense"-Sir. Chris Rock

[5goodwin]

It is really makes sense for human as famels do always

[markuskentwood]

keeping it real is a full time job

[pollo9394]

Chrus Rock is the shit..

[THEDRAKKUS]

In all seriousness he's right

[jorge02142007]

TTTTTTTTTRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE



[cartman86332]

i love him

[SONSON334]

let me get a amen

[asiridalugoda]

i typed "cgrus ricj" accidentally and got this,, :D try it urself :D

[yobivilla]

You broke mutha fucka!!!!

[SirL33Ts]

The dislike bar is like JB's penis...

No, ITS SMALLER

[ThirdEyeCrow]

Chris Tucker is a True comedian. He makes Everybody laugh. He is one of the only comedians who has a perfectly mixed audience of all cultures. He's my favorite comedian because he doesn't need to offend, or "shock" people to make them laugh.

[sa99miy]

@ThirdEyeCrow i see what you did there xD

[Sshroomy]

Well, it's not really The Truth, you know... It's not that women are fucked up creatures... There are different women and different men. That's it!

[0FLYING0COOKIES0]

Oops. I saw nipple there. It's not like I'm looking for it, but I saw it. Haha.

[fadechicobuarque1989]

150 people aint being in love!

[cocomango5189]

xD why ddint u got to tiffanys u so fucking cheap!

[msmujerlatina1]

hahaha this guy is hilarious!!!

[dexty13]

This is the most hilarious bunch of 110% TRUTH I've ever heard in my life

[football3167]

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE!!!

[Phantatian]

It's only the serious shit that's funny, and fuck me if he ain't funny!

[thechruncherify]

MELMON!

[25carmensmagellanes2]

mmh Im here 4u

[moneytimesfifteen]

this diamond dick is cloudy

[Khakcarot]

IT seems that 150 women watched this video

[rockgird]

turn on the transcribe audio .... and laugh again at the fail !!

[yungniccajebo]

"I HATE THIS SHIT" LMFAOOOO

[chanakyadevil]

CHRIS ROCK , YOU ROCK.

[adlereagle123]

Yet in the end guys love girls no matter how much they complain. And women love them , doesn't seem like it at first but its true haha (:

[mnypwrrspkt]

fuck tht chris you a simp

[TARBENBOYQP]

THE REALEST SHIT EVER

[litoslitoslitos]

"cause we got a need to make sense" LOL true THAT.

[Oso45magnum]

this mutha fuka funny\]][[]

[LuhLuhLawrence]

This is legit.

[rangerinthesky]

The truth....right there....Chris is on point and all you bitches.....you find a dumb man all the time so keep looken...

[Lampwithstarsonit]

truest shit i've ever heard.

[rebeccajohack]

I'd say he's a little bitter! lol

[TheBeefyWizard35]

Chris and Dave got their shit

[NamelessPurity]

@cheifaltair shut up.

[miamishooter27]

Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes,

[mejhnori]

hahahaha this is still my favorite off all time coz its so true!! and no matter how many times i watch this its still funny as sht coz its the truth

[Tigerlily21]

This is classic to me. This is the bit from him that I ALWAYS remembered. He just speaks the truth so well and that's why it's funny. Real life and truth is funny. And Rock is smart and understands that in comedy.

[chiefaltair]

@onedollarcan sounds like somebody is jealous because his dick is a hundred times smaller than any black mans

[n190195]

I never comment on shit.....but Mann HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is sooo true ahahahahahaahahahahaha my relationship summed up in 6 minutes aha

[benjo816]

Haha this is so so funny. Thanks for posting

[kyletango]

I am so glad that you got those teeth fixed. You could have eaten corn on the cob thru a picket fence.



[TheUnsolvableProblem]

hahahaha im a girl n some parts of this is fucked up but its just too funny to be mad about and its true lol

[paddie3535]

Go cardinals

[mithat90]

Up this if you are saying yes to her offers more than she says yes to yours.

[doctorsex19]

chris u are telling the truth

[ZrulesMusic]

Dave Chappelle is funnier...

[Avim86]

@onedollarcan

IQ of a Sock = you.

[jadeddragon212]

This is all bullshit...wtf. I'm just assuming the women around Chris are always unhappy cause of this shit he's spouting. The only thing I could POSSIBLY imagine to be true is that last part, LMAO.

[ciddler]

@jadeddragon212 You ain't been in love.

[Killer390]

@jadeddragon212 Most of it is true. Of course, it is exaggerated (and some parts are more exaggerated others) for comedic purposes but the general meaning is true, which is what makes it humorous.

[Doggo120]

@Killer390 Well, it is the sad truth too! :)

[FeignofCordor]

@Killer390

You think its exaggerated? Ho lord you must be blessed

[MrBlond3]

@Killer390 Thankyou for that break down of chris' comedy

[JDRegi]

@jadeddragon212 chris rock is a realist and not an idealistic retard

[jadeddragon212]

@JDRegi

If that's his and your reality, then I feel sorry for you both then. We must live in two completely separate dimensions because the women *I* know do not act the way he describes. His perspective is very narrow and limited to the women he surrounds himself with. I know for a fact he did not meet and greet every single female on this planet so for him to lump them up together and slap a single label on them is really what's retarded.

[ZizziBeast]

@jadeddragon212 its a generl topic, stop bein technical, its funny, enjoy it and dont comment with shit like that