Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity (Part 4/8)

[LeafyTheatre]

what colour DOES a smurf go when you choke it???!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MEEEEE!!!!

[TheTruthInComedy]

"If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?"

[TheTruthInComedy]

"Dudlyidudlyidieee tuchka, What the? Kusch!" "Ohh Did you see john neils face? its gone now but did you see his face?"

[xblatst8]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIM gay lol

[jwaringdot]

"i'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alllloooonnnneeee" rofl

[iheartcowboys21]

way to go hyeb betcha cant fuckin do it again



[yasan11]

am a muslim and i think jockydoodledandy is right :D

[SlivermistDisney22]

WELL APRIL FOOLS DUMB ASS!!! LOL!

[Utubecritic111]

One of it's eyeballs goes homo homo homo homo LMFAO xD

[MadMunky20k]

@Utubecritic111 When it IDLES. To idle means to stand still.

[babyblueeyes0193]

You seriously thought he said "eyeballs"? Woooow.. o_O

@Utubecritic111

[dragonspike74]

"if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" LOL. Funniest fraking thing ever!!!!

[MegaPreceptor]

@dragonspike74 :APRIL FOOLS DUMB ASS!!!LOL!



[rickyjshiznit]

@dragonspike74 he stole that joke from rich little

[aerokpc]

brb, i gotta choke my smurf

[WTFgod72]

6 people are suicide bombers who got 72 male virgins

[camper5034]

i think the old guy at 8:16 is having a heart attack

[aerosmithaeroforce]

I don't get the time x thing.

[itachiXforeverXlove]

It's choke the chi..oh nevermind XD

[MsChocoholic59]

I love how his head pops up when he goes krrrrrrr!

[serkan127]

"Yeah, I know. That old bitch will never die." ROTFLMAO! XD

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

Everybody who's replied to my comment just now is fucking stupid. I know what it means. It's been a while.

[TheGarcia350]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr is that a north american thing?

[philps390]

he looks like the man on everbody loves raymond

[28880]

lol he reminds me of Red Forman <33333

[Twilightfreak47]

"Have you ever cheated on her?"

"Nooo! ...Dammit."

XD

[TheAlice08]

that is a good question if you choke a smurf what color it turns? maybe purple

[KyoXAnskima]

I would not want to be a Airport checker thingy when this guy is getting on a plane XD

[Penhaligon3]

Timex - takes a licking and keeps on ticking

[slijodaman]

yeahhh... I'm from Croatia...

[alexanderromeoraag]

if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn... awkward silence... ! HAHA !

[brocken0heart]

@alexanderromeoraag choke a smurf? is that what there calling it now?

[sactorres66]

I'm black, and i absolutely love Jeff dunham's jokes...may it be about jew, islam, whites, mexicans or even blacks...hes hilarious

[silverblade357]

@sactorres66 I don't know about you, but around here, it seems the only people concerned about racist or sexist jokes are over-sensitive white people.

[srsd25]

ehh! shut the dam door!! LOL

[Rospandan]

and now for something completely different...

if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?

see what i did there? :D

[1995pmg]

its a kickstand joke!!! :L :L legend

[blueairfly]

f.ck he is good

[specig]

I was watching Jeff at Helsinki, Finland and I loved. Waiting for next visit.

[SailorYue]

why isnt video working?? :(

[doomlord101]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim gay

[laekrevickimig]

Good sexlife? Yeah  With your wife? xD hahaha lol

[Kiser153]

lol he owns himself through his puppets

[blackkira696]

he even mentioned my country croatia, jeeeee

hehehee

[explodingexplosives]

"if you choke a smurf, what couler would it turn" "choke a smurf.........is that what there calling it now"lmao.

[StealthAssassin96]

IIIIIIIIIIIIMMMGAY, IIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMGaY lol

[aGuyFromPleven]

72 virgins?! Why not 72 slutty women who know the hell they're doing !!! xD

[Irockdemsoxxs305]

Lmfaooo(: ! Atleast it wasnt in crotiaa

[scrollblade]

APRIL FOOL DUMBASS!!! Hahahahahaha!!! That part was so freakin' funny!!!

[swiftjusticeee]

Hey! Shut the Damn Door!

I do Not Want Ted To Go To Los Angeles!

lol

[1990sailormoon]

good thing it wasn't made in croatia. LOL

[kerrigor778]

Noooooo never...Dammit

[AndrewInLove]

Bet ya can't do it again !!! ...yabayalalalyeeeee ...kcharrr

[Lexyowy]

I don't get the last joke about the timex

[XarasFox]

Timex used to have a tag line long ago "It takes a lickin and keeps on tickin." They were trying to play up the watch's durability... However, starting with the words "takes a lickin" automatically opens up a bunch of innuendo jokes about oral.

[johnrigo]

Look at Jeff's Left Hands

Its White

[Notownsoad]

so what does that mean?

[philliesbaby101]

o i get it exciting at first then it ends in disaster! hahah i laughed so hard!

[AVENGERX51]

No, I think the smurfs turn purple when they get choked.

[GoldenSenshiGalaxia]

I don't get it. Chicken, smurf??

[Painki113r]

uhmm i think it's because smurfs are blue.. and when you choke someone they turn blue so yeah

[dr8kus]

"did you see jamil's face? its gone now but did you see his face" xD

well i dont give a damn if he keeps ruining everything as long its funny then i dont give a damn.

and btw i know muslim guys that i'v shown this part and even they are laughing like hell with the terrorrist part. cause they know its only AGAINST the terrorrists.

[Chnochebrecher]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gay

[19BlackLord91]

I am Muslim I say it is funny ... just take a joke mate

and suicide bombers a against Islam rules

[mymonequita]

walter is my all time fave above all puppets here. he is sooo awesome..

[MadMunky20k]

Learn to take a joke.

[bah11]

its a joke

[jockydoodledandy]

dude, he disrespects every conceivable race i can think of, not just Islam. learn to take a joke

[MadMunky20k]

Dude, Islam isn't a race. it's a religion.

[jockydoodledandy]

well so many people nowadays are calling it the nation of islam, i agree it is a religion. but at the end of the day would you call them a race...........WHO FUCKING CARES, ITS FUNNY, HE MAKES ME LAUGH. KEEP POLOTICS OUT OF COMEDY, IF ITS FUNNY ITS FUNNY. GET A LIFE, LAUGH FOR A CHANGE!!!!!!!

[chainsawgood123]

Then why do they call it Racism?

[FourFeathers94]

@jockydoodledandy What the fuck dude, race?! hahahaha idiot xD

[DianaeBruce]

@jockydoodledandy hahahaha BURN!!!

[gummybear788]

@jockydoodledandy VOTE UP VOTE UP hahaha x

[daswerdasss]

no his not im a muslim i would know

[geminigal16]

Jeff's the best! I really hope he keeps doing this for a lot longer.

[CROJason13]

LOL! I'm a Croatian and i love that joke.

[drake123josh]

the funny thing is my dog is part chihuahua part shit zu

[DABOSS896]

omg i coudnt breathe

so funny

[LilSecretNerd]

Actually....Its reallllllllllly funny, I mean so funny I choked a little :D.....maybe alot :P

[iamtheiceandsnow]

"have you heard it when you drive by? Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gay!"

 lol, can't stop laughing XD

[SVOmustangkidd]

lmao! XD

[kellybug]

(Weird screaming) (Boom) Way to go Bet you can't freakin do it again.

[iamtheiceandsnow]

lol, that's fucking funny =)) I love jeff, after george carlin he's the best XD

[BeibaAX]

I wonder who did the 'choke a Smurf' gag (no pun intended) first. Russell Howard did it, too.

[LePhantomessa]

What was Walter about to say at the end in relation to Timex?

[Speechie777]

The old Timex logo was "It takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!"...go ahead and fill in the blanks

[gamester823]

9:09 - 9:21 lol

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

what's the chicken? I mean he says "what the hell happened to the chicken?" but who/what's the chicken?

[MadMunky20k]

The more you question a joke, the less hilarious it becomes.

[scarlsoninc]

choking the chicken dude if you get that...

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

I understood that 6 Months ago =/

[scarlsoninc]

oh sry, lol, didn't notice this comment was 7 months ago, for some reason i thought it was from 7 hours ago when i saw it XD

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

ah kool lol im an oldtimer I was around before YouTube got fucked up, they need Bulletins back!

[AFCABORNE]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr

Choke the chicken is a common saying in english, it means jerking off ;)

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@AFCABORNE I found that out a long time ago ;)

[AFCABORNE]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr

Okay, cheers mate

[DandyNights]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr if ud ont get that joke, u aint old enuff to watch...that was fukn funny that joke im still l'n'ol

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@DandyNights The comment was posted a long time ago. I understand it, and have understood it for close to a year now.

[DandyNights]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr ye so im jus reading lol...new youtube sux

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@DandyNights YouTube has sucked for a very long time. I don't even know why I use it.

[rydiii]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr It means mastubate you use different saying's like spank the monkey and stuff lol but this one is choke the chicken :D

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@rydiii I know, lol. I've known that for a long time now, that comment was ages ago (seemingly so, anyways).

[MrMaxHardon]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr choking the smurf. choking the chicken. masturbation joke....

[Foxysinger06]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr Ask your dad that question! Lol Then let us know what he said!

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@Foxysinger06 I would, but I've known what it meant for a long time now.

[Discordia555]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr He means the slang word for jacking off

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@Discordia555 I'm aware of this. The comment was left well over a year ago.

[javitojh]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr it means COCK dumbass!!

[Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr]

@javitojh Look at how old that comment is, you fucking idiot. I've been aware of this for a long time. I just love how ignorant people can be.

[vcashxo]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr

wooow. just go with it. -__________-

[kingburrows99]

@Sk8rboiAnkleBreakr chicken is basically another name for pussy....taste like chicken keep on lickin,taste like trout get the fuck out...?

[indiemovieFX]

@kingburrows99 hahaha!!! best ever :D

[J99CGW]

I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell aloooone!!

[ChuckluvrXO]

its a kickstand joke!

[PunkKaratePrincess]

its spelled Los Angeles

[oogie4]

DUBADUBADUBADUBADADUBAYEEEEEEE­E!...ck! 'what the--' chock!

[daafie1]

About that Smurf choking, normaly if someone chokes he turns a bit blue/purple, so my guess is that a Smurf would turn greenish.

[cheesygoldfishtoast]

I think they'd go white or pink. The opposite to us. Lol.

[KittyMomo]

those guys acctually belive if they marder them selves there will be 72 virgins waiting for them in paridise.

"WELL ARIL FOOLS DUNB ASS!"

"BET YOU CANT DO IT AGAIN, YADIA YADIA WHAAAA!"

[MOLLiE617]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

....Is that what they're calling it now?

What the hell happened to the chicken?

[tucsonmom1993]

what time is it?

i dunno, let me look up my crotch!

gee sorry, my crotch is a little sloooow

[BrianSteinmetz221]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gay lol

[xzero213]

did you see his face its gone now but did you see his face?

[KronosMancer]

hahaha i love the part about the joke on a suicide bomber it makes me think of scary movie 4 when the suicide bomber runs out pushes the button and nothing happens

[minushi]

i do not want to go to los angelous!

[xToriiMariee]

ey ! shut the damn door !

i do not want to go to los angeles !

hahahahahaha i love walter <3

[cake0walk]

Vote for Walter!!!

[allhailvillevalo]

Good thing they weren't Croatian XDDD

[Jrhoney]

The Hurricane!!

[moparman1982]

walter rules

[patriotprilep]

GREAT VIDEO!

[lanahannah]

i love love jeff dunham!!