DAVID CARRADINE TALKS TO JESUS

[GamingMan96]

hes in big stan what a legend so funny

[WolfeBear]

LOL!! This is so cool!! What was name of movie where he had crystal (plastic) sword?? Been a few decades...

[insolito2008]

Dear cheyamil, the only imaginary friend is Buda and all chinese mitologies, Jesus is published in historics registers as Flavio Josefus reports or Jesus enemies registers, but Buda facts is only mitology Now I want this actor before of dye may be talk with the real Jesus and got its salvation.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

0:00 - 0:13 "Who dares to disturb me from self indulgence?"

[calistacarradine]

Ha HA ha Ha hA ha ha ha That is FUNNY

[MrianaTroi]

ROFL!  That was too funny.

[ledzeppelin27]

i lol'd hard

i miss you david thanks for all the giggles, the kickass movies and the happy memories

[GamingMan96]

@ledzeppelin27 hes the funniest guy i have came acroos probely and how did he die

[ledzeppelin27]

@GamingMan96 i'm afraid thats not something i should answer my friend xD

if you really want to know look it up on wikipedia or something like that but be warned it is graphic

[GurlCaa]

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOEVER WAS BEHIND THIS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL.....along with The guy who played Jesus Christ,

and DAVID CARRIDINE...WHOs ALREADY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont play with my Lord you FUCKERS!!

[ledzeppelin27]

@GurlCaa why are you so upset man?

you're christian? forgive them xD

[JrCashLovecats]

Jesus came from outta space and traveled from beyond the stars

He came down for peace on Earth and left in a second-hand car

[HangLikeDavid6969]

Lets hang out like David Carradine!

[mexseiko]

It may be the last thing you do.

[in2dionysus]

Satyr David comes to the truth of reality and moves on; how compromising, doubt our only shadow.

[italianchappy]

Adieu David, great artist, extraordinary living and extraordinary dying.

[blueinfinite]

Now isnt' this ironic??

[cusanusnicolas]

I don't know about Mr. Carradine's after life, but he was a good man, and I'll never believe this story line - this boy was murdered and it was made to look otherwise. Not the first time, either.

[DaTiaoZhan]

Jesus: What the hell are YOU doing here?

Carradine: Sorry I'm early; I kind of got tied up in Thailand...

Jesus: You are the Yellow Book ad guru, couldn't you find an escort or massage in Bangkok?

Carradine: Christ, I don't know. I was trying this new kind of martial art called "Hung Fu" and ...

Jesus: Hung Fu? Isn't that classified as torture under the Geneva Convention? C'mon, you don't see me waterboarding myself with holy water, do you?

Carradine: I never was good at physics.

[plopmypants]

movies over the past year ....death race was 20 years ago pal

[musiclover29]

Rest in Peace Mr. David Carradine..... May God is with you wherever you are.

R.I.P from Medellin Colombia.

[Napsyout]

Well he will be talking to Jesus now only not in a good way.

[MasterMacLeod]

Who knows, Jesus can do everything He wants, including giving full pardon if He wants. We don't put ourselves in his place, OK?

[Eikinkloster]

Pardom for what? For jerking off?

[MasterMacLeod]

For whatever the hell He wants whenever the hell He wants, He's the final authority and no one can tell Him what to do. Right?

[Eikinkloster]

"no one can tell Him what to do. Right?"

Of course not. But on whose authority can *you* tell him he was not supposed to jerk off? Does Jesus hate wankers? Does the Bible say "thou shalt not spank the mokey"?

[MasterMacLeod]

For the first question, I wouldn't care (I'd LOL at most), so that renders it moot. About the second one, Jesus is supposed to love everyone. And about the third, well yes, it says something in those lines but it also tells you to marry your brother's wife if he dies without heirs and to lapidate people, between other wonders.

[mexseiko]

If it was just jerking off, we wouldn't be talking about it. This was just a symtom of something darker.

[Eikinkloster]

What is darker about being 72 and trying too hard to get an orgasm? Dude, Jesus is just a character in a book. A silly book no one in his right mind takes seriously anymore. You know that to be true of every other religion. Mohammed in the Quran, for instance. All you need is to realize Jesus in the Bible is just as much a Santa Claus character. Ficticious. Irrelevant to find out what happens to people who kill themselves after they die.

[MasterMacLeod]

Too bad Jesus wasn't fictitious, dude, he was real. Now, maybe he talked a lot differently from what you might read in the Bible (heck, maybe he was about something totally different, possibilities are infinite), but Roman writers definitely state he existed.

[Eikinkloster]

Jesus is a character in a book. This character seems to be related to one or more actual persons who lived in the time the story takes place and who might even have, all of them, shared that name, which was fairly common by then.

It's like Seinfeld, in the show Seinfeld. Just a character played by an actor of the same name.

You only worship this character because a string of people did the same back into a time when people were very very wacky.

[MasterMacLeod]

So, I see. You refuse to read History books made by non catholic, Roman citizens who testify his existance just because they're old and boring? No. He did exist. I'm not even talking about divinities or mission here, or even if I worship him or not, which is not of your business. History records say he existed, therefore he did. No point to argue here, son.

[Eikinkloster]

There are plenty of records of the existence of a Jerry Seinfeld, Jewish, commediant, in the end of the 20th century. But he is _not_ the Seinfeld in the Seinfeld show. The Seinfeld in the Seinfeld show is a _character_. Not a _real person_. Same goes for Jesus (a character in a fantasy book) and whatever Jews who might have influenced the character.

Anyhow, which Roman citizens testify the existence of Jesus? A really hope you are not thinking of Flavius Josephus.

[MasterMacLeod]

Yes, Josephus, both Plinius, Tacitus, and whatnot. Whatever you might think of them doesn't make their accounts less valid.

I see your point now, but then again, we agree that he existed as a real person, in the end. Not even taking what did he do in his time or what did he not do.

[Eikinkloster]

You're definitely not reading. Try again; these references are about early Christians, not Jesus. Josephus is the most interesting for those dealing with Jesus' historicity, and yet, he makes reference to somone who is "possibly" Jesus.

He didn't exist as a real person. He is a character. There was never an actual person who did what this character did. No evidence for that. That's what makes a character fictitious.

[MasterMacLeod]

I see where you're driving to, you are not actually denying there was a man called Jesus on whose account the New Testament was written. You doubt he actually did any of the feats he supposedly did and I don't, but you don't deny the existance of a proto Jesus of sorts. Well, as long as you admit there must have been someone who let the writers come up with what they wrote, I'm gonna be fine with you, as 4 writers cannot come up with similars stories out of their imaginantion.

[Eikinkloster]

" you don't deny the existance of a proto Jesus of sorts"

Every fictional character is based in one or more people the author met throughout his life. The Talmud alone points towards at least two sources for the Jesus character: Yeshu ben Stada and Yeshu ben Pandera.

As for the many writers coming up with similar stories: all it takes is for one to write a story and the others *read* it before writing their versions :-) Quite trivial, don't you think?

[MasterMacLeod]

Yes, but that does not apply when they write their accounts from VERY DISTANT places between them in such a short timespan (less than 30 years). No time for one to read the others, it's not like Mark wrote his book then uploaded it to the webz so Matthew, Luke and last but not least John could read it and then come up with their versions. Quite trivial, don't you think?

[Eikinkloster]

From Wikipedia:

"There are passages relevant to Christianity in the works of four major non-Christian writers of the late 1st and early 2nd centuries Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, and Pliny the Younger. However, these are generally references to early Christians rather than a historical Jesus. Of the four, Josephus' writings, which document John the Baptist, James the Just, and possibly also Jesus, are of the most interest to scholars dealing with the historicity of Jesus (see below)."

[MasterMacLeod]

LOL WIKIPEDIA

[Eikinkloster]

Oh, come on. At least I came up with a source, and if you have good sources to go against Wikipedia, you can edit it yourself. I'm not a History scholar and this is not an academic thesis.

Would you also LOL Britannica? Check their "Jesus Christ" article:

There are a few references to Jesus in 1st-century Roman and Jewish sources.(...) This knowledge of Jesus, however, was dependent on familiarity with early Christianity and does not provide independent evidence about Jesus.

[MasterMacLeod]

Yes, I'd lol Britonica as well. And about the familiarity, that didn't start all out of sudden. Men cannot create gods out of nowhere without a reference (Scientology doesn't have one, btw).

[Eikinkloster]

"Tacitus, in his Annals written c. 115, mentions popular opinion about Christus, without historical details (see also: Tacitus on Jesus). There is an obscure reference to a Jewish leader called "Chrestus" in Suetonius."

So, that's about it. The rest is the fairy tales in the Bible. Now, pray tell, what's the sense in worshipping such character, other than 1) it feels good and 2) other people do it too? Which, by the way, are criteria you can apply to _any_ religion, even Scientology.

[MasterMacLeod]

There's just as much sense to it as... j/o, for example. One does whatever one wants. About the criteria, yes you're right.

[mexseiko]

Sadomasochism goes a little bit beyond regular orgasm, don't you think?

What you call "just a book" happens to be a collection of 66 separate units written by 40 different individuals at different times (ages if you will) which include history, law, ceremonies, songs, advice, prophetic books, letters, sayings, etc. They relate the experience of a particular people, which happens to be the Jews. You guys talk out of ignorance which in this particular case can be eternally fatal.

[Eikinkloster]

I see.

Ever wondered that this particular people just might have been... right? ;-) That would turn _your_ ignorance into an eternally fatal mistake...

[mexseiko]

The stupidity I'm reading here is evidence enough for me and I'm pretty sure your side of the ignorance is in fact dangerous. Because it is either blissful ignorance or intentional misinfomraiton, in which case it's worse than ignorance. So, if that's what you're going for, you know you've been defeated already.

[Eikinkloster]

"The stupidity I'm reading here is evidence enough for me"

Of course it is. "The wisdom of God is madness to fools, yet nonetheless we must boldly confirm the truth."

[mexseiko]

And you're claiming to represent the wisdom of God?

[mexseiko]

Jesus did die to give full pardon, but only to those who ask.

[MasterMacLeod]

And how do you know he isn't asking for forgiveness right now? How do you know Jesus isn't feeling too happy right now and just sent him straight to the highway to Hell? How do you know Jesus did or does something?

[mexseiko]

Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

Jn 3:3 Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of heaven.

Jn 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Rom 10:9 That if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

[MasterMacLeod]

^ All of that is supposed to contradict me how? BTW, remember the Bible is a book written by a lot of pre-Industrial Revolution men. Believe in Jesus, not in some book you can read any way you want to.

[mexseiko]

What part of once to die and then the judgement you didn't understand? What part of unless you're born again you cannot see the kingdom of heaven you missed?

What part of He that believes not is condemn already escaped you?

In plane speech: If David Carradine didn't comply, although I do not judge him, it doesn't look good, does it?

[MasterMacLeod]

What part of a definiton of judgement you don't understand? What part of "being born again" implies being free of sin?

Where did you get Carradine didn't believe from? What part of God is Love you don't understand? What part of do unto others what you want to be done you don't understand?

[mexseiko]

Where did you get ...? From the lack of evidence. "For with the heart man believeth unto righteousnes, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." My judgmet is rather discernment. I never heard a testimony from David C. God is love and mercy, but He's also just and He will not be mocked. Many will go into the lake of fire.

[Eikinkloster]

Woops. That exchange I had with MasterMacLeod was supposed to have been with you. After all, the only reference against masturbation in the Bible is about a guy who refused the levirate marriage and spoiled his seed over the soil instead. Hardly Carradine's situation, considering, among other things, he wasn't Jewish and thus not bound to the levirate marriage obligation.

[atheistwithtits]

RIP poor guy

[LadyJoCroft]

R.I.P David Carradine (June 4th 2009)

R.I.P David Carradine (June 4th 2009)

R.I.P David Carradine (June 4th 2009)

[mexseiko]

You think it'll work?

[cloverfield911]

I feel sorry for the guy, but his CV of movies over the past year look very ominous::::::

Hell Ride

Son of the Dragon

Last Hour

Death Race

My Suicide

Absolute Evil

!!!!!

No kidding, just look at his filmography on Wikipedia.

Weird or what???

[saverio1e]

and he hung him self??? weird u think id he wanted to kill him self he would do it in a Chinese tradition or something it that way ( samurai sword )

[remymartain]

That's the Japanese way you fucking dolt!

[Eikinkloster]

Only that he was not really a shaolin monk. He was just an actor. He could display the feeling... But couldn't endure it.

[IaraGhost]

why did he kill himself

i don't get it

[Eikinkloster]

would you like to live forever in pain, ugliness and weakness?

we all somehow expect death to restore us to peace when the time comes.

the time comes earlier for some of us.

[nukarr]

this so damn weird this clip waaaaaah david why did you do it ?? you left us you left us all alone

waaaaaaaah:(( i am so sad

[verybadsuzy]

~RIP~ David

[mphlohi]

Now he's getting to have more of these discussions.

[Fugikuro]

RIP sir :(

[aurayon]

R.I.P.

[JuanLMFAO]

RIP David....death sucks

[zillertaller]

maybe it doesnt suck for him!

[JuanLMFAO]

okay lol

[lamyarts]

RIP

[notyourmind]

Huh? The sixties was what? WTF did he say???

[Glendax7x]

The sixties was a run through :0

[InToonamIsLegacy]

wtf??

[insolito2008]

May be, some day, Mr. Carradine have a personal encounter with Jesus and can save his soul and be free, I know he in its personal life search the true and Jesus is the true, Jesus this days is not in a cross, he is seated at the right of his father hiting at the door of the heart of Mr. Carradine all the days.

[cheyamil]

if you have an imaginary friend ad you are offended by this then do not watch it, do not bother us.

[rosagal5]

David Carradine =amazing actor.This shows he can do anything ,comedy ,drama w/eand he is ddg and he can kick ass :=)

[Wdurso]

Anytime that you can get David Carradine and Jesus Christ in the same movie talking to each other about a time of REVOLUTION in this time of EVOLUTION to a higher CONCIOUSNESS to me is PRICELESS!

[meepforme]

Isn't Carradine great? Thanks for checking it out!

[onepoetlover]

Hey, thanks for sending me this ....I am glad you are putting these clips together. Anyone who knows David personally, or has worked with him...knows he is a real professional who is serious about his acting. He is also funny as hell and fun to work with. Also musical and possessing knowledge about so much that one can sit enrapt listening to his stories and wealth of anecdotes and facts .

Kee p up the good work...the more on David Carradine the better. He is a true American icon!

[meepforme]

Hey thanks for checking it out. I'll try to keep you posted about where you can see the finished short.

[mandekins82]

HAHA! That is TRIPPY! Hilarious...

[TheVineEntertainment]

Wow that is effing funny.