granted, michuki is not the best BUT i am convinced that this man can make things move forward. He has absolutely delivered in every ministry he has ever headed. i would rather have michuki anyday than this loudmouth raila & his stupid "raila na mpira shenanigans".
However, Kenyans want to see everyone out of mau & only genuine people should be compensated. This bullshit of compensating people to the tune of 8 billion is utter nonsense!! Raila should step up & see that this doesnt happen
Kish i dig you. you know for lack of better words, i think this politics in Kenya is always a bad news for every Kenyan? i truly hope this guys can get another manhood procedure to fight for Kenyans? it's a shame to watch this pple time and again making no sense. vote em all out starting with the president and suck your local councilor if he/she talks rubbish. we need some sense of maturity on board.
I am getting it the fall of man abomination earth at the bottom of my heaven out, and if you man the beast do not get my architect now, to bring your dead back to life, all up and out of it, eternal life gold where all has been made ready for all for ever never ending, then you all will have to go out of my heaven with it, and you can take your evil with you, evil death does no longer exist, not even the word. I am not a patient God.
You do not know you are going to die until you do, it is best to do something about it before it is to late, you do. The Kings Architect to head office earth, you did something about it, eternal life gold no evil death for you, incomprehensible made simple, nothing into something, impossible made possible, I am not a democratic God, I am not a charitable God and I am not a patient God. I am an extravagant God over all on it, under it and above it, this second time around we are not into niceties
well done juma you have really done an exemplary job through yourhard time collection of the bulls eye programme.keep it up.
The michuki noise compliance will not work till the whole country orders noiseless vehicles if we really want to curbe noise OR all vehicles to be fitted with silencers and no hooting at any time so that noise making will be a apublic nuisence and acrime in kenya.gaere-alale .
mburu amburu and kuttuny are not really funny but immature. Jon michuki is the coolest and knows what he is doing. Vote him in for prezzo. We dont want our leaders to be like raila. I have heard a bunch of kids call him a jerk just by watching him on you tube. Kenyans consider morals when choosing leaders and not just because he is sweeping others today. Next time he will be sweeping you.
He briefly played soccer for Luo Union[27] (later known as Re-Union) as a midfielder. Nowadays he owns several cars, including a Jaguar and a Hummer"" Odinga will stop at nothing for power. Kenyans Beware. Leo ni kwa watu wa mau , kesho ni kwa PNU administration
Ever wondered why cool Obama is distancing himself from Kenyans?According to wikipedia"In a January 2008 BBC interview, Odinga asserted that he was the first cousin of U.S. president Barack Obama through Obama's father.[28] However, Barack Obama's paternal uncle denied any direct relation to Odinga, stating "Odinga's mother came from this area, so it is normal for us to talk about cousins. But he is not a blood relative."[29] Obama's father came from the same Luo community as Odinga. [28]
Ruto is a true statesman. Who among all the Kenyan Leaders proudly wear the kenyan colors in their hat? Raila would be great but he is too loose mouthed, which may be dangerous. Balala is not actually Arab but Muslim. We love you Balala.We need conservation, yes but dont treat kenyans like crap mr Raila. Global warming is affecting the entire planet, not only Mau. Dont create another humanitarian situation, like other countries, but find other alternative means of energy, but charcoal
Emmanuel Juma these toilet jokes are now really boring. Find something useful....frankly your clips nowadays dont add value.
If you want to poke fun and add value to Kenyan political life...you can find creative ways of doing it without hopelessly distorting the picture and making your messgae superflous if there was any at the beginning.
I Dont like michuki but i admire his bloody mindedness when it comes to getting things done! he doesnt play to the gallery like the rest of these spineless village idiots ,those mosques are way to noisy ,why should we have to put up with their crap? as for ruto & co, cmon guys this new grouping is as dull as it is silly and juvenile,they have no new ideas no ideology holding them together apart from their mutual hatred of the PM , silly greedy non entities!!
Most of the commenters on this clip please kindly note that this is a political parody clip, therefore kindly stop your serious view to politics, relax and enjoy. And accordingly, in spite of freedom of expression, tune your comments to be in tandem with the objective of Mr. Immanuel Juma; political parody.
I wonder hawa watu wa cherangani walikosa mtu wa kutuma pungeni ? Kutuny !!!! Kirwa was better than this boy , whenever he talks it is like he is vomiting . Can Rutto look for another boy to walk around with .
y fellows muslims/arabs brothers,what constitute to noise is how loud not how long!?A car honk take less than min,a baruti less than a sec.How loud are those speakers mounted outside your mosques??
@ kishotti .. U AGAIN as always against muslims What d fuck did they do to u . U said u were chased in the M.E. n even Europe So are Europeans even muslims for u always to mention muslims 24/7 i think even ur dreams is Muslims i think u better join Islam to relax ur mind. The Mosques + The Churches hav requested the Law on Noises not to b applied on them SO why mention the Muslims ONLY.?? Look into all these comments ABOVE u will not find a MUSLIM insulting Christians ??
No NO NO!! Emmanuel Juma you are over Magnifying This RAILA CHOO thing so much that it irritates even his Critics. I am A PATRIOT. IT is WRONG what we all watched happen at a KENYA PM's Official gathering the day Raila Made These Choo comments. That was Shameful thing to do our own leadership and it has nothing but rebuke from even Heaven. There was Never anything funny in it! LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR JOKES. We wanna hear about Justice for POV victims which Raila and Kibaki are trying to Block.
tunakuja kama serikali.with kittunyi and isaac ruto are they in government and did they speak anything on behalf of Government.Balala bwana wachaa balaa.unatumia jina ya serikali kwa siasa
Is Raila in government or is he still an opposition leader, ati juzi walipitisha sheria. Come on PM you are letting yourself down. Michuki is right, those mosques and churches are a nuisance. But muthee kifaki, ngai, Lucy doesnt let this man sleep at night.
For an arab balala,time to ngoa naga is now.On your way back across red sea.We have enuff problems eher withing us africans we don't need more from you.I'll never buy anything from an arab stores.Why enrich a terrorist who will later kill for fun?Michuki you are doing a great job.Ask those churches/mosques to trum those loud speakers inwards.Who cares how you pray your god.If you need a natural time reminder,buy a rooster or watch the sun people.
Balala is no Arab and pliz deal with it. Arabs are born with an accent which balala does not have. I dont know his other ancestry but I will google him up just so I know. Arabs havent killed us but our leaders pitched us against one another. wo lo lo
kenya is a secular state yes Michuki tell them, they enslave our people with foreign religions and not that they are God-fearing, its is all about brainwashing, hypocracy and very very commercial
John should be the president of kenya for just one term and all would be good
kamausk 1 year ago
.....ama raira mdongo kutoka meru...lmao
maswatch 2 years ago
Michuki for prezo he could make Kenya better than 2day or what do u pple say?
Utawala 2 years ago
granted, michuki is not the best BUT i am convinced that this man can make things move forward. He has absolutely delivered in every ministry he has ever headed. i would rather have michuki anyday than this loudmouth raila & his stupid "raila na mpira shenanigans".
However, Kenyans want to see everyone out of mau & only genuine people should be compensated. This bullshit of compensating people to the tune of 8 billion is utter nonsense!! Raila should step up & see that this doesnt happen
mjwagi 2 years ago
Kish i dig you. you know for lack of better words, i think this politics in Kenya is always a bad news for every Kenyan? i truly hope this guys can get another manhood procedure to fight for Kenyans? it's a shame to watch this pple time and again making no sense. vote em all out starting with the president and suck your local councilor if he/she talks rubbish. we need some sense of maturity on board.
micmwaura 2 years ago
this are the monkeys of kenya.. idiots who talk nonesense while kenyans are suffering..how long will kenyans be fooled by such idiotic morrons?
kish774 2 years ago
I am getting it the fall of man abomination earth at the bottom of my heaven out, and if you man the beast do not get my architect now, to bring your dead back to life, all up and out of it, eternal life gold where all has been made ready for all for ever never ending, then you all will have to go out of my heaven with it, and you can take your evil with you, evil death does no longer exist, not even the word. I am not a patient God.
Godtomanonly 2 years ago
Kenyanguvu, don't lose your sleep over Raila. He will be selling mandazi in 2012.
Omena2012 2 years ago
Lol! Hoo ndii em
nedatronics 2 years ago
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You do not know you are going to die until you do, it is best to do something about it before it is to late, you do. The Kings Architect to head office earth, you did something about it, eternal life gold no evil death for you, incomprehensible made simple, nothing into something, impossible made possible, I am not a democratic God, I am not a charitable God and I am not a patient God. I am an extravagant God over all on it, under it and above it, this second time around we are not into niceties
Godtomanonly 2 years ago
well done juma you have really done an exemplary job through yourhard time collection of the bulls eye programme.keep it up.
The michuki noise compliance will not work till the whole country orders noiseless vehicles if we really want to curbe noise OR all vehicles to be fitted with silencers and no hooting at any time so that noise making will be a apublic nuisence and acrime in kenya.gaere-alale .
siwotoy 2 years ago
mburu amburu and kuttuny are not really funny but immature. Jon michuki is the coolest and knows what he is doing. Vote him in for prezzo. We dont want our leaders to be like raila. I have heard a bunch of kids call him a jerk just by watching him on you tube. Kenyans consider morals when choosing leaders and not just because he is sweeping others today. Next time he will be sweeping you.
kenyanguvu 2 years ago
He briefly played soccer for Luo Union[27] (later known as Re-Union) as a midfielder. Nowadays he owns several cars, including a Jaguar and a Hummer"" Odinga will stop at nothing for power. Kenyans Beware. Leo ni kwa watu wa mau , kesho ni kwa PNU administration
kenyanguvu 2 years ago
Ever wondered why cool Obama is distancing himself from Kenyans?According to wikipedia"In a January 2008 BBC interview, Odinga asserted that he was the first cousin of U.S. president Barack Obama through Obama's father.[28] However, Barack Obama's paternal uncle denied any direct relation to Odinga, stating "Odinga's mother came from this area, so it is normal for us to talk about cousins. But he is not a blood relative."[29] Obama's father came from the same Luo community as Odinga. [28]
kenyanguvu 2 years ago
Ruto is a true statesman. Who among all the Kenyan Leaders proudly wear the kenyan colors in their hat? Raila would be great but he is too loose mouthed, which may be dangerous. Balala is not actually Arab but Muslim. We love you Balala.We need conservation, yes but dont treat kenyans like crap mr Raila. Global warming is affecting the entire planet, not only Mau. Dont create another humanitarian situation, like other countries, but find other alternative means of energy, but charcoal
kenyanguvu 2 years ago
Ruto? statesman?
1.Y2k saga
2.conman (fraudulent deals with kenya pipeline )
3.maize eater aka mwizi wa mahindi
alafu unatuambia stateman!
mjwagi 2 years ago
Parody or no parody these politicians are not acting...Juma is using political satire to ridule our tactless, clueless politicians...
dmakau 2 years ago
"U cannot bet on Bett!" Very creative, keep up the good job Emmanuel Juma.
royson4577 2 years ago
Ho Ndi em! Lol
kihiu 2 years ago
Emmanuel Juma these toilet jokes are now really boring. Find something useful....frankly your clips nowadays dont add value.
If you want to poke fun and add value to Kenyan political life...you can find creative ways of doing it without hopelessly distorting the picture and making your messgae superflous if there was any at the beginning.
Jambaxzi 2 years ago
I Dont like michuki but i admire his bloody mindedness when it comes to getting things done! he doesnt play to the gallery like the rest of these spineless village idiots ,those mosques are way to noisy ,why should we have to put up with their crap? as for ruto & co, cmon guys this new grouping is as dull as it is silly and juvenile,they have no new ideas no ideology holding them together apart from their mutual hatred of the PM , silly greedy non entities!!
kevinoti 2 years ago
Most of the commenters on this clip please kindly note that this is a political parody clip, therefore kindly stop your serious view to politics, relax and enjoy. And accordingly, in spite of freedom of expression, tune your comments to be in tandem with the objective of Mr. Immanuel Juma; political parody.
Savai333 2 years ago
I wonder hawa watu wa cherangani walikosa mtu wa kutuma pungeni ? Kutuny !!!! Kirwa was better than this boy , whenever he talks it is like he is vomiting . Can Rutto look for another boy to walk around with .
softee2 2 years ago
y fellows muslims/arabs brothers,what constitute to noise is how loud not how long!?A car honk take less than min,a baruti less than a sec.How loud are those speakers mounted outside your mosques??
kushotto 2 years ago
fuck off idiot
samatar44 2 years ago
@ kishotti .. U AGAIN as always against muslims What d fuck did they do to u . U said u were chased in the M.E. n even Europe So are Europeans even muslims for u always to mention muslims 24/7 i think even ur dreams is Muslims i think u better join Islam to relax ur mind. The Mosques + The Churches hav requested the Law on Noises not to b applied on them SO why mention the Muslims ONLY.?? Look into all these comments ABOVE u will not find a MUSLIM insulting Christians ??
KAMATCHA1 2 years ago
No NO NO!! Emmanuel Juma you are over Magnifying This RAILA CHOO thing so much that it irritates even his Critics. I am A PATRIOT. IT is WRONG what we all watched happen at a KENYA PM's Official gathering the day Raila Made These Choo comments. That was Shameful thing to do our own leadership and it has nothing but rebuke from even Heaven. There was Never anything funny in it! LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR JOKES. We wanna hear about Justice for POV victims which Raila and Kibaki are trying to Block.
collgibsons 2 years ago 2
I couldn't have said better
wachaushenzi 2 years ago
tunakuja kama serikali.with kittunyi and isaac ruto are they in government and did they speak anything on behalf of Government.Balala bwana wachaa balaa.unatumia jina ya serikali kwa siasa
yesuwangu 2 years ago
Lucy must be keeping this man a wake all night.
karuitha 2 years ago
Is Raila in government or is he still an opposition leader, ati juzi walipitisha sheria. Come on PM you are letting yourself down. Michuki is right, those mosques and churches are a nuisance. But muthee kifaki, ngai, Lucy doesnt let this man sleep at night.
karuitha 2 years ago
Kenya is doomed if this kutuny gets his way, OMG are you kidding me the guy is coconut in the head full of water i cnt fcking stand his stupidity
fitahnz 2 years ago
IS THIS KENYA WE WANT ?
jamanyoro 2 years ago
For an arab balala,time to ngoa naga is now.On your way back across red sea.We have enuff problems eher withing us africans we don't need more from you.I'll never buy anything from an arab stores.Why enrich a terrorist who will later kill for fun?Michuki you are doing a great job.Ask those churches/mosques to trum those loud speakers inwards.Who cares how you pray your god.If you need a natural time reminder,buy a rooster or watch the sun people.
kushotto 2 years ago 4
Balala is no Arab and pliz deal with it. Arabs are born with an accent which balala does not have. I dont know his other ancestry but I will google him up just so I know. Arabs havent killed us but our leaders pitched us against one another. wo lo lo
kenyanguvu 2 years ago
kenya is a secular state yes Michuki tell them, they enslave our people with foreign religions and not that they are God-fearing, its is all about brainwashing, hypocracy and very very commercial
wanzueni 2 years ago 3
true, man!
we've imported too much garbage from the evangelists, and trash from the saudis.
melionsden 2 years ago 3