Sea Launch Rocket Failure

[JoryRFerrell]

Liffffffttttttt-----ooooohhhhh nooooooooooo......

[Nuthriz]

It is not a failure, it is a total success. The goal was obviously the submersion of the unit. The explosion is there mainly for the purpose of distraction of any accidental viewers and making it more difficult to heat-track the submerging missile.

[derman077]

Imagining the looks on their faces when they got quiet made me laugh. Then I remembered the mass amounts of fuel in the ocean.

[satanicmechanic86]

@derman077 That huge fireball was the fuel. I doubt any of it went into the water.

[Epinephrine818]

I will definitely sign a weapon contract with Sea Launch

[Falcon843]

0:10 SHHHHI

[SkyyCaptainn]

Sea launch - we send your sattelites to the bottom of the ocean

[shuttlemasterbkg]

The only thing missing at the end of this obvious fiasco is the old tv test pattern (game over)

[deadfoxxy]

"go to commercial!"

[kosiak10851]

Was the last phrase "Go in ocean" ?

[vicroc4]

@kosiak10851 I think it was "Go inertial." But your rendering makes more sense. XD

[IthrowdownI]

@kosiak10851 "go inertial"

[the06bug]

@kosiak10851 I thought that too! But I think they actually said 'Go Inertial'. Which it did... backwards

[Rookie4563]

did someone just die?

[dakotaskatess]

i dnt get it

[repsollenny]

Lol they throw in the logo on the end....

Its like saying "We fucked up and were proud of it!" :D

[mxracer923]

lol XD

[BLtopXxxX]

FAIL

[m80cluster]

something happened ... o.O

[P0tat0P00p]

Epic Failure.

AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOo­PpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz For all those who don't know the alphabet this should help

[Fredfredbug4]

Someone forgot to carry the one.

[calum437]

Comment WIN

[iPhoneGuy360]

haha lol

[tykuano]

epic fail

[KG84C]

premature ejaculation

[frankthespank]

Yeah show your logo as your missile is failing. That's much better than just watching a screen of a ball of fire, cut the feed off and make sure you let everyone know what jackasses screwed this one up. LOL

[suraj555]

the missle thought

dude its sunday

i wanna have a day off!

[Phlook]

Sea Launch is a spacecraft launch service that uses a mobile sea platform for equatorial launches of commercial payloads on specialized Zenit 3SL rockets. As of April 2009 it had assembled and launched thirty rockets, with two failures and one partial failure. In June 2009 the provider of the Sea Launch service, Sea Launch Co. LLC, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

[deamonrx]

these loons are gonna blow up the ocean!

[MeOwningNoobs]

give it 2 da french

[phonix032]

MADE IN CHINA

[mackjsm]

YEP.. but that sucks... damn..

[kerminator29]

@phonix032 Russia, actually.

[HeliosPhoenix]

@phonix032 Actually: Made in Russia

[crazyaxeman123]

Missle,"Screw you guys!!! Im gona blow u up!!"

[Norsa79]

fail

[bl0odsoul]

poor guys =(

[Laxpowertoo]

Good piece of hardware! They should sell it to the north Koreans.

[CloudStrife888]

"Whoops, I meant to turn it the other way..."

[Lobos222]

Why do the even bother showing the logo at the end?

[nayokow]

FAIL! lol

[taino4281]

Lmao! nice way to spend money...instead of spending it to find cures to illnesses or to feed the hungry...fucking bastards

[bragonfly]

silly missile, youre doing it wrong

[willscool3]

ur funny (no sarcasm)

[ItalianDC]

what you just saw was a north korean missile test.

lol

[mauiwowie11]

Wait until July 4th.

Those crazy Korean bastards are going to try and blow up Hawaii.

Fucking Communist dirtbags...

[scarface8999]

Usually I call people who say FAIL retarded but this time i say, EPIC FAIL! That was perfect, even the womans voice changed when she saw that!

[Nerokicksass]

Note above.

"How to own yourself"

[thaitanium12]

Do not buy this firework

[apnoed66]

shit happens

[YorkLumsey]

Yyyeeaahhhh...... looks they're real proud of their product!

"Hey folks! For failed launches at sea, call SEA LAUNCH! We'll blow the @#$% thing to smithereens!"

All they needed to add was a "1-800" number.

[Gariel2007]

I like how they throw their logo at the end like they're proud of that :)

[ravenhurstvids]

Dude I thought the same thing

[Tolbert1906]

it was a desperate attempt to cut away from the explosion footage, but it was a couple of seconds too late.

[jw13303]

FAIL!

[tacticalassasin9]

XD three,two,one BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[fiereb]

owned

[tatinum2]

fake..

[msuviper]

this is as real as can be

[Deltar2r]

the system WORKS

[DEMONX212]

DAMN! Oh well, back to the drawing board the waste another 2 billion dollars!

[Iwatchedurvideo2]

we should just blame terrorists

[j0nboy12397]

lulz

[jrholod]

This is a gravity-reverse rocket. They start off using Earth's gravity to slingshot through the center of the earth, and then they carry that momentum into the atmosphere and eventually making it's way to space. 70% fuel savings.

[Clivef213]

oops

[superasg3]

Actually is not Russian... this company is American.

By the way they have the best % of succesfull launches in the world... better than NASA.

Like 20 out of 22... this is one of the two went wrong

[TotesKaugummi]

SeaLaunch is a Consortium of 4 Companies from the USA (Boeing), Russia (RKK Energija), Ucraine (KB Juschnoje) and Norway (Aker Kvaerner). They are using Zenit Rockets to launch Sattelites from the "Oddysey" Platform, there are no People on Board of the Platform trough the launch Sequence, they're all on board of the "Sea Launch Commander" Ship.

[superasg3]

Thats right...

[dewzs]

Aliens did it again. No nukes in space!!!

[niiidar]

"Fuck you guys, I'm going downwards!

OH CRAP BAD IDEA OH GOD OH G-"

[kickthefatkid11]

holy crap

[etranger84]

@circusclub7:

sea lunch is not military, and there should be no one on the launch platform at this moment. so you can laugh if you want...

[BerSerKer2k8]

gay! they cut the best ending part

[circusclub7]

lol , seeing soldiers die isnt realy funny to me, sorry for not laughing

[apnoed66]

The rocket starts sinkin before the countdown is down?

[atxguy87]

Hah, the logo at the end made me laugh harder than the fail rocket.

[NVanWendy]

Sea LUNCH.

[frbe0101]

Sea Launch is a spacecraft launch service that uses a mobile sea platform for equatorial launches of commercial payloads on specialized Zenit 3SL rockets. As of September 2008 it had assembled and launched 29 rockets, with two failures and one partial failure.

The sea-based launch system means the rockets can be fired from the optimum position on Earth's surface, considerably increasing payload capacity and reducing launch costs compared to land-based systems.

[bonnolog]

LOOOOOOOOL

[RafaType]

Big boom!!!

[jonnycokes04]

so what is the point of launching a rocket from sea?

[JackDuran]

Well say its a prototype and nobody knows whether it will blow up even before launch. Like what happened in this video.

[BigAngeloSantorini]

There was no one at the platform, so there was no injuries.

[StreetDoggydog1995]

Dead, u fail SEALAUNCH. That was very pathetic!

[falconfira]

Sea Launch..... or not

[fieldtouring]

i love how the SEALAUNCH logo comes up at the end, like their proud of this launch or something! They should rename this platform SEALUNCH

[hustheposum]

i hope no one died

[Timetraveler98]

That sucks

[danielz2012]

FAIL!!!

[portlandamir]

Actually, i now believe that was the stock market, and no i didnt say thank you

[suyopsabaw]

made in china

[enbt93]

And that's what happens when you use a mac.

But really now... how the fuck would that work? The rocket is launched by exerting force onto the platform... but the platform isn't on anything solid, seems like it would just sink, or bob up and down yeah?

[Isntallowed]

The rocket doesn't necessarily have to exert force on the platform to launch. How do you think it flies in mid air with no platform?

The rocket works by pushing against the air at the exhaust, or more accurately by using the expansion of the gasses that leave the engine. So regardless of whether it's on land or at sea (or midair) it has the capability to fly.

Besides, if launching from the ocean were impossible, don't you think one of the dozens of scientists involved would have realized?

[enbt93]

Yeas, that's a really good point xD

I just thought that the initial force needed for lift off would be so great that it would be safer to do it on solid ground. But Yes, I'm sure if that were the case they would have realized it in the planning stages. Just my idea :p

[TehIdiotOne]

Also, how can missiles on ships be fired if they didnt have any solid ground?

[yousagonnadie]

It's Newton's 3rd law. The exhaust gasses push the rocket forward. The exhaust (thrust) is what the rocket actually pushes off of. It doesn't need any solid matter or any matter period. They will fire the same way in space as long as there is some form of oxygen in the fuel.

[Kr0n808]

Smart guy huh?

[yousagonnadie]

You need to have some form of oxygen or oxidizer, otherwise there is no combustion. It can be either liquid or solid, but there must be oxygen supplied to the fuel.

[osuengineer2012]

S.N.A.F.U.!!!! (Situation Normal All Fucked Up)

[Omfgwasndasjetzt]

HAHAHA OH WOW!

[moonwatcher1967]

no, not that button

[portlandamir]

Well, either that rocket was launched using Vista Software, or a Mac, but either way it blew up the launch pad! XD

[tipo2106]

haha nice one ^^

[futuremomma19]

all i can say is DAMN that was some bright fireworks lmfao

[mrhaiderkhan]

that was made in india rocket

[SilentBlade47]

EPIC FAIL!

[ACDCROCKS135]

T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, we have lift... fuck not another one!

[hercule50]

person who made the rocket better start packing his bags and head to mexico

[ConspiracyToRiot]

I'm no rocket scientist...but huh...shouldn't that shit be goin up not down...good work everybody

[distantsiren]

OOPS!

[wnxsystem]

3-2-1..... *facepalm*

[BlessTheFallTSTV]

lol

[umahuma4]

mybe it was a countdown to detonation, not launch

[coolaid217]

only thig left was a made in china sticker.

[RenownRecon]

"Damn, billy I told you to open the launch pad doors." ... "Shit, my bad I was trying to finish watching this Youtube video of Missile Malfunctions.."

[superarchmegalon]

On January 30 2007, a Zenit rocket carrying the NSS-8 satellite failed to launch and exploded aboard the Ocean Odyssey. There were no injuries. The launch platform damage is mostly superficial, though blast deflectors underneath the launch platform were knocked loose and were lost when they fell into the sea.

Odyssey returned to service with the successful launch on January 15, 2008 of the Thuraya 3 satellite.

[OtakuGod3]

when FAIL takes ur life

[Cripto2009]

i think it was in reverse

[policromado1000]

3,2,1 explosion.

[Stompist]

That didn't fail. It was fantastic!

[pinescopes]

yeah except that if there were people on board they all died

[trinitymike]

No-one was on board, tard...

[omniscient232]

fucking idiot

[staplerjm]

as nelson would say: hahaa!

[zeppowns]

how much did that cost?

[JoseAnd911World]

OWN3D!

[JRCOOL4U]

3.....2......1........  we have FAIL!

[EpoBot]

I actually tought she would say "Fail" :p

[courtnay15]

FAILED

[nosille2]

wholy fuck there are flying fish and were weightless

SUCKSESS!!!

[Tyhack13]

thats not funny!!!!!

[Skenderberg]

haha

it went the wrong way

[lucirz]

ahahah

[guywithscythes]

D'oh!

^^

[gabeisasexybeast]

thats fucked up

[TehBlackFox]

Whoops, the damn thing was still in reverse...

[Rollo1802]

ya theres prolly fish down there going "What the fuck are they doing now??"

[deohgesdad]

wrong way

[mmbbz]

houston.... were FUCKED

[FilmPA]

3....2....1..... GO INER..tiall........

[heyapeepz12]

yakovich:fire

(rocket goes boom)

yankovich:yohan did you forget to open the missle doors again

yahon: whoops

(together) laughing

[jackywushengzong]

Fish: "WOT THE FUCK!"

[asianwong]

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[BLAKxRAYN]

EPIC PHAIL

[filipinoboy147]

oooops

[mannyzx]

It was a good thing that this was at sea or else, DAMN!!

[comraderedoctober]

Two things came to mind, one I was listening to Polish I have not heard in years and two that a rocket even associated with this failed because Poles are great at this type of work.

[Lokivoid]

"Poles are great at this type of work." The video says other wise :p

[hleborodov]

its actually russian

[Gridson75]

Definitely not Polish. Sounds more like Russian to me

[c4crookedrider]

houston, we... don't have a lift off

[XZXk546]

Ignition, In the engines, In the cockpit And out the windows...

[bowski233]

a) it's not an russian, but polish commentator and

b) they don't use "five" , read below

[dannyboy24168]

euston.......... we have a big fuckin problem

[crazygood150]

ignitionnnn.....

[Boeng757]

Faill ;DD

[sidneyblair]

haha exactly!

[Heezey]

I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

why cant i see the video fA

[uudens]

hahaha russian commentator LEARN TO COUNT! he says "ten, nine, eight, seven, six, FOUR" rofl

[dmonz04]

ur not allowed to say 'Five' when counting down a lauch coz it sounds so similar to Fire so they skip it :)

[oneshot7200]

learn something everyday

[fighterdorico]

really?

[MurryEB]

that there's a failship

[blindreap3r]

there was no one on the launch pad

[MichealDevlinJr]

man i hope they survived

[pega57]

Spongebob was on that rocket.....

[ryrXX]

Thats way they invented a thing called LAND.

[Whisprune]

they invented land?

[wtf01s4]

I invented land pay me my royalties

[redbeansandrice223]

nooo my forlcraft :(

[chrispacmen]

they killed nemooooooooooooooooo :(:(:(:(

[Givadanger]

i dont think its ever been higher than its own height

[MERSLK230]

Mission to the center of planet earth.

[MERSLK230]

They mounted the rocket backwards!!

[OrthodoxSerbiacccc]

I hope everybody survive??

[DantehMan]

I don't think anyone was in that rocket; most likely it was just carrying a satellite or something.

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