The actors and actresses are good, with the exception of Stewart. However, if the script sucks, not even the most talented actress can pull it off, and face it, the book sucks, the script sucks, the acting sucks.
To put it short : "Use the Twillight book pages instead of toiletpaper, cause thats the only thing its good for! And for gods sake, DON'T WATCH THAT CRAPPY MOVIE(S)!!!"
Well, one is she got like, her teenager niece or some shit like that to write it (I was joking for that). Or that, she's the kind of person (despiteher age) to read vampire stories on Quizilla, and has read the Vampire Diaries at some point. Since the longest thing you have to do for writing is think of a plot and character profiles, she just skipped that part and stole from those sources. .
The 4th Harry Potter movie was abysmal, and yet...still a MILLION times better than 'Twilight'. xD
As much as I have griped about the *numerous* issues with the HP movies, nothing compares to the awfulness of Twilight. I only watched the first 10 minutes, and it basically sums up the stupidity of the whole thing. And yeah, the whole fan thing? I was like...they seriously put that in? What is this? An '80s B-movie?
I remember at a dance at school, a bunch of Twi-tards wrote all over two white boards about Twilight and i erased some of it and put in TEAM TYLER'S VAN in big letters and everyone was glaring. It was awesome.
Here's something I noticed about the van scene. The ground didn't even look that slippery, and wouldn't someone who lives in Forks be more experienced in dealing with slippery ground?
I really like your series on the Cancer of Literature. I hope you make some more of them when other crappy books come out that people go crazy over. Hopefully, Twilight will be a passing fad in crappy books.
You guys want a strong female character in a book or a tv series, or a movie? Ok, 1: Book: Anita Blake by Laurel K Hamilon. 2: TV: Rose Tyler from Dr. Who. 3: Movie: Alice from Resident Evil. There ya go. Those are strong women. One kills vampires, one commited genocide to save the Earth, and one kills zombies with her bare frikken hands! Strong females? There ya go! And hubby here, helped me with this comment. He agrees with ya, girl!
I think you missed that in the movie, Tyler's van is all spinning and stuff, but just has to go straight into Bella instead of continued his spinning path. Nope, straight into her.
I didn't like the part where she tells him she knows he's a vampire. I looked at my husband and I was like wtf?? That was dumb lol. I think I would of liked it a little better if they didn't cast Kristin Stewart. I just couldn't find any passion for her. Blech. Good video.
The Twilight Movie is glorious ! I found it as a freebie @ twilight-now . co/\/\
Nellelml13 1 year ago
The actors and actresses are good, with the exception of Stewart. However, if the script sucks, not even the most talented actress can pull it off, and face it, the book sucks, the script sucks, the acting sucks.
BluejaySilvertounge 1 year ago
The actors were'nt given much to work with, tbf, xD
MoonPhase94 2 years ago
To put it short : "Use the Twillight book pages instead of toiletpaper, cause thats the only thing its good for! And for gods sake, DON'T WATCH THAT CRAPPY MOVIE(S)!!!"
WhyWomenAreStupid 2 years ago 10
It is boring. I fell asleep watching it. XD
xxlightatdarkxx 2 years ago 5
no more parts :(((
verse117 2 years ago
I made part six today. so Ill post it later.
TheBrutalReport 2 years ago
So what are your theories when you said it's impossible that Meyer had written all these books in that short time?
verse117 2 years ago
Well, one is she got like, her teenager niece or some shit like that to write it (I was joking for that). Or that, she's the kind of person (despiteher age) to read vampire stories on Quizilla, and has read the Vampire Diaries at some point. Since the longest thing you have to do for writing is think of a plot and character profiles, she just skipped that part and stole from those sources. .
TheBrutalReport 2 years ago
The 4th Harry Potter movie was abysmal, and yet...still a MILLION times better than 'Twilight'. xD
As much as I have griped about the *numerous* issues with the HP movies, nothing compares to the awfulness of Twilight. I only watched the first 10 minutes, and it basically sums up the stupidity of the whole thing. And yeah, the whole fan thing? I was like...they seriously put that in? What is this? An '80s B-movie?
DuchessAliana 2 years ago 5
"I know what you are"
"say it"
"you're all emo, pale, quiet, dont like the sun..."
"Say it"
"You're a fucking fag"
Uraharasensei 2 years ago 16
Haha win!
Zueluzz 2 years ago 5
My big question, If Vampires want to blend in, why not get Spray tans so they don't freakin Look like Vampires?
MrWolf316 2 years ago 5
That's a good point.
AND they would interact with other people, not just their own. Otherwise, there's no point in trying to fit in with mortals.
TheBrutalReport 2 years ago
Well then it would make some logical sense, and god knows we can't have that.
MrWolf316 2 years ago 4
Lol, during the movie I was either bored shitless or laughing outloud at the ridiculousness of it all.
The only thing I liked was the cinemetography(sp?)
7Deviants 2 years ago
TEAM TYLERS VAN! YEAH!
UnicornCharlie3 2 years ago 3
TEAM TYLER'S VAN!!!! WHOO!!
I remember at a dance at school, a bunch of Twi-tards wrote all over two white boards about Twilight and i erased some of it and put in TEAM TYLER'S VAN in big letters and everyone was glaring. It was awesome.
Byeeee!
AirenStrife 2 years ago 4
Here's something I noticed about the van scene. The ground didn't even look that slippery, and wouldn't someone who lives in Forks be more experienced in dealing with slippery ground?
TheAnimalVillage 2 years ago
The book sucked and the movie sucked even more.
killerrodan 2 years ago 3
i envy
maalik1974 2 years ago
Oh yeah that movie was hilaaaaarious! I was laughing the whole time.
Ichichan0326 2 years ago
I really like your series on the Cancer of Literature. I hope you make some more of them when other crappy books come out that people go crazy over. Hopefully, Twilight will be a passing fad in crappy books.
TheStratDude 2 years ago
You guys want a strong female character in a book or a tv series, or a movie? Ok, 1: Book: Anita Blake by Laurel K Hamilon. 2: TV: Rose Tyler from Dr. Who. 3: Movie: Alice from Resident Evil. There ya go. Those are strong women. One kills vampires, one commited genocide to save the Earth, and one kills zombies with her bare frikken hands! Strong females? There ya go! And hubby here, helped me with this comment. He agrees with ya, girl!
hellsingcat 2 years ago
Haha thanks. And don't forget about kate beckinsale's characters Selene from Underworld, and Anna from Van Helsing.....Well, Beckinsale overall :P
TheBrutalReport 2 years ago
LOL
Team Tyler's van.
DanielleMcOrmond 2 years ago
I think you missed that in the movie, Tyler's van is all spinning and stuff, but just has to go straight into Bella instead of continued his spinning path. Nope, straight into her.
AirenStrife 2 years ago 2
hee-hee, it sounded like you said 'Twi-Turds'. Well said :)
AirenStrife 2 years ago
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shut up fatass
EvilCracka 2 years ago
She's not fat. Get your eyes check homie.
DanielleMcOrmond 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
She ain't fat.
killerrodan 2 years ago
u are........GREAT!!!!!!!!!!1
devilpunisherDANTE 2 years ago
I didn't like the part where she tells him she knows he's a vampire. I looked at my husband and I was like wtf?? That was dumb lol. I think I would of liked it a little better if they didn't cast Kristin Stewart. I just couldn't find any passion for her. Blech. Good video.
princessxmommy 3 years ago
The whole movie i was laughing soooo hard..u shoulda seen the look people were givin me! the acting SUCKED but i liked the books!
hopperscubed34 3 years ago 3
I enjoyed the movie for how stupid and silly it was.
tmpfan2 3 years ago