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  • Teacher:Now I'll pass out your quiz.

    Clas:*gasps*

    *Music plays*

  • I was listening to this once, on full volume, and suddenly I heard my niece crying.

    I crapped myself.

  • Shhh..be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm huntin' witches, ehehehehehe...

    I honestly loved this song..*Shiver*

  • If your all by yourself in your house and you heard Witch crying and that music......... RUN!

  • The worst is on Realism when she just one shots you, then if you don't kill her all AI npcs bugs out and won't do anything but try to shoot at her.

  • The sound of fear. I remember introducing some friends to L4D and not warning them. They bricked it when this started playing.

  • This music played when the Witch was behind me and i didnt realize it. I was all "crap, where is she" while my team was all like "get over here. Now." In the end, i learned my lesson: when my teamates tell me to go over to them, dont back up.

  • Turn that light off!

  • (0:14) RUN BITCH! RUN!

  • If you havin' zombie problems I feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

  • Hate the witch....she spawns ALWAYS in the places we need to run to just to complete the level like the map before the air port, tell me why she spawned next to the safe room door or the subway train, WHYYYYYYYY

  • @PokemonTypeWild she need to hug you :3

  • DO NOT WANT.

  • My witch reaction after buying L4D

    Recently bought: SH*T... be very, very quiet, there's a witch around here... *turns flashlight off*

    Months later: Just a second, I've got this... *cr0wns* Let's move...

  • @Shadrio And then you try cr0wning on expert and realize the hitboxes love to shit on you when she one hits your face off.

  • Startled a witch. SONG PLAYS. 1:12...

    IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DIES

  • witch is a troll lol

  • Hold up y'all i think I hear A bitch you guys batter kill ya light see her get ready to toss that bitch lol

  • dont you wish you could go up to a witch and hug her to make stop crying.

  • @Ureteralclock1917 Since she's dead, yes. I love hugging dead things.

  • @Ureteralclock1917 NEVER !! I WANT TO KILL THIS FCKIN WITCH XD

  • @Ureteralclock1917 URETERALCLOCK1917 STARTLED THE WITCH

  • Smack that bitch up.

  • 0:16: Oh for f*cks sake Bill... again?! Really?! Oh well we had to go down that way anyways...

  • Don't startle the bitch

  • iv owned a witch and she didnt get a chance top kill i chainsawed that bitch

  • 39 people tried to startle the Witch, but then took an arrow to the knee.

  • 0:16 okay who threw a can at the witch

  • 0:16 "SHIT! RUN!"

  • Keep crying b!tch! *I startled the witch* SH!T

  • hes dead hes already deead T_T

  • SCRATCH THAT BITCH WHEN THEY TRY TO CROWN HER!

  • Is zoey gonna have to crown a bitch?

  • I can never pass by a Witch without one of us dying. But I don't hate them; their song is attractive to me and I must always find them and say hello.

  • My new ringtone. Now I have a reason to scream "WITCH!!!" everytime somebody calls.

  • @Dr904 i was thinking the same thing

  • its a remake of the soundtrack of 2001 a space odyssey

  • i hate you you stupid witch! cause i turned on the flashlight lol

  • Dude I frickin love the witch and that creepy ass soundtrack she has, she is my favorite infected, she is scary as hell. But she also fascinates me, I just wanna go up to her and listen to that noise and look at her, of course when she starts looking at me, I loose my interest and get the hell outta there XD

  • am i the only one who did'nt get scared by the witch but get scared by the tank.

  • @king00Nino00James00 No your not the only one, I don't find her scary at all but annoying. The tank on the other hand well lets say I died countless times from the tank than any witch encounter. The only time witch might be scary is if you set it on Expert, since she does a one hit kill.

  • 39 people were harmed by witches on the first level on expert.

  • i love how it escalates

  • Lol this theme song is scarying the shit out of me LMFAO this is soo damn awesome XD

  • Ooo veddy naice

  • if you don't want to die you have to turn your room lights off  :)

  • holy fuck, ive heard this song so much in the hard rain campaing of l4d2, specially on the sugar industry

  • I think of this song when I'm walking past my parents when they're sleeping.

  • @heston0213 and then when they wake up figuring ur not home calling 911

  • @heston0213 that's just creepy

    

  • In L4D2 they have a very easy cure for the witch: CHAINSAW!

  • FRANCASS !!!!! get away from huuuur !!!!

    -but she's sooooo COOL !!!

  • You hear that female choir start singing in the game and you just begin to crap yourself, knowing there's a witch around the corner...

  • @archsagejulz Agreed! but I with me it's the urge to shit out my heart.

  • @2dfangirl17 ha ha yeah. I was forced to shit my heart out when I tried to crown her twice with a Hunting Rifle in Dead Air. The first time I died because the AI are stupid, the second time I ran out of shots -.-. Both times were scary though DX

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  • That awkward moment when Louis says "Pills here!" to a witch...v,v

  • 39 people didn't like the music. What? Am I not allowed to write an honest one of these?

    Oh, fine.

    HURR 39 PEOPLE STARTLED THE WITCH LOLOLOL

  • When playing on realism or on expert, 0:16 onward is the scariest sound you hear.

  • Ya he cabreado a la Witch!

  • Mierda Willy corre!!!!! disparale en la cabeza xD

  • Turn your lights off and listen to this with headphones in... Fucking creepy! D:

  • @ComParanoicObsesivo allright will do

  • i can play this on keyboard

  • @ComParanoicObsesivo you just spoke english or wrote english anyway ;P

  • @ComParanoicObsesivo you just spoke english

  • NICK``I`ll USE my CHAINSAW! :D

  • Francis: I hear a Bitch *troll face*

    Zoey: *IMA FUCKIN KILL YOU FACE*

  • I can say this: Witches scares the shit out of me. Everytime I hear this song I turn of the sound untill I`ve killed the witch/bitch.

  • thumbs up if you think they should add "scary" to the reactions tab!!!!!

  • I'M AN L4D WITCH FOR HALLOWEEN!

  • man thats one scary soundtrack

  • @ComParanoicObsesivo xD, jaja, yo lo estava escuchando a las 4 am xD, y lo peor que estava recordando cuando vi obedece la morza, no pude dormir y se habia hecho de dia y no podia dormir xD

  • Verga demaciado cagante

  • AI Director hates me, spawned a Witch in a hallway the size of a saferoom door...around a blind corner that you HAVE to go through. I'm just glad I had a molly and enough health to run for my life. That and I was saved by a forklift. Witches apparently don't realize the concept of "go around, it's faster and usually safer."

  • probably one of my most favorite characters despite I thought it was pain to get past her without gettting caught,

  • Alright be honest everyone, whos the people who stot the witch and was surprised that it attacked you even though you watched the intro? XD

  • 38 people startled the Witch.

  • @CosmicShield Another 1 was dumb to startle it

  • @CosmicShield 10000 People startled the witch.

  • @CosmicShield and one more had a team mate set her off, then got smoker pulled away from his team but a boomer hit them and they didn't see it and he died. :D

  • @CosmicShield  40 Now

  • I h8 that witch :-P

  • 38 witches were crowned.

  • 38 francis hates this video

  • i dare you to sit in a room with no lights on at night with this song on blast and not look behind you or get scared. [:

  • @holanebula666 I did that, after reading nothing but creepy pasta.

    I do not advice, unless you want brown pants.

  • @DwarfNinjas lol

  • @holanebula666 Look back? No way im to afraid to look back!

  • Friend: HEEY!

    Me: Sup?

    Friend: Wanna go to a Justin Bieber concert with me?

    Me: 0:15

  • What if Francis was like "what the hell I'd still hit it"

  • @DinoDude16 don't copy duke nukem

  • creepy

  • (sob, sob sob)

    P-P-P-P-PILLS HERE!

    GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    Louis has startled the Witch.

  • Shhhh! witch, lights off!

  • francis: i hear a witch... be qu-

    lois: PIIIIIIIILLLS!!!!

    francis: fuck...

  • Whenever I listen to this, I feel like someone is right behind me. D:

  • Scarier than the tank

  • @09WProductions On expert she one hits you, no questions asked. That's probably why.

  • Wow Im fucking scared when the burning witch part started playing my lights started flickering :O O.O

  • No amount of peelz would prepare you for this.

  • Hey ya'll look its a witch there!

    Friend: I got a shot gun i'l--

    *me throws molotove*

    Nikki startled the Witch

    Me: *runnning and jumping* DERP! DERP! DERP! DERP!

    *witch dies*

    Achievement! Burn the Witch!

    Achievement! Witch Hunter!

    True story

  • @nik10hedgehog hey look there both dead

  • I bet Valve knew that stupid people who were not ready to fight a witch would mess with her and @#$% the other players, Great Job Valve (both respect them for the idea and loathe them ever time an idiot messes with her and the team ain't ready LOL)

  • really no sleep ill be in trouble

  • Axel: ROXAS! THAT'S A WITCH! Roxas: Like Namine? Axel: Yeaaaaaaah. Roxas:Is it Namine? Axel: Well...ROXAS!? Roxas: C'mere Namine... Witch: *Crying and Question Mark over head* Axel: THAT'S NOT NAMINE! Roxas: *Getting closer* Witch: *Hissing* Roxas: *Hugs her* Witch: *Kills roxas* -- Real life: -- Roxas:AW MAN!!! Axel: Told you...
  • girlfrend: how do i look today ?

    me: normal?

    **music plays**

  • Play this at three in the morning in your room at night all alone by yourself.

    NO SLEEP EVER!

  • bill: i didn't sign up for this shit!

  • Teamate:witch around

    *teamate starled the witch

    Me: get in this room, I have a plan.

    *witch follows us in

    Me: Now!

    *a giant screen apears opon the witch Saying "yes you've been Rick Rolled" while playing the rick roll music

    Witch: I don't belive this

    *Witch dies

  • *type noclip* Now i got to startled the Witch without damage !

    *Witch type noclip , god *Now i gonna show your that what is STARTLED !

  • Typical work day music.

    (accidentally bumps into female co-worker)

    Me: Oh i'm sorry.

    Her: You did that on purpose!

    Me: No I didn't!

    Her: Then explain why your hands were on my privates!

    Me: They weren't I swear I was only trying to touch your breasts!

    (music plays in background)

  • JUSTIN BIEBER STARTLED THE WITCH!!! HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL FAN!!!

  • Me: Huh, where is it?

    Teammate: It's over there?

    Me: Where? I know it's nearby...

    *Maxaxle has startled the witch!*

    Me: SHIT! GET IT OFF OF ME!!

  • @Maxaxle no one no what your talking about

  • @lennon4567 Please tell me that English is your second or third language. Also: you're wrong.

  • 0:45 : The witch is now suddenly riding a bicycle through a cyclone around a flying house.

  • I've never been alive long enough to hear 0:45 :O

  • @holehcow Throw a molotov on her, it starts immediately. Also, she's really fuckin slow when she's on fire, so outrunning her is a piece of cake.

  • Me: Okay we can get passed this.....

    Louis: HEY WUT DAT???

    Me: LOUIS GODDAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    *Louis startled the witch*

    Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

  • dude u forgot the wandering witch song

  • Witch: *cries*

    Nick: Sounds like my ex wife

  • @Technok:

    Ellis: I'm gonna start cryin' in a minute.

  • @Technok ouch how'd it happen?

    

  • @Technok ellis: better not try to make up with her.

    nick: no prob.

  • BUT SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOL!

  • Mom/Sister/Gf/Any female human beign: Does this dress makes me look fat?

    Me: No... I mean...

    M/S/GF/AFHB: What do you mean?

    Me: It's... Nothing... Important...

    (Music starts playing)

  • Teh fuk? I don't hear shit.

  • @theEODdude1 You really dont hear the witch crying?

  • 0:03 "Witch!"

    if the witch is a cute n/or sexy anime gal don't shoot her.

  • anyone else tryed to jump over the witch coz their too lazy to fight it?

  • @shishcobub I tried once. Ended horribly. I then decided from then on out, I will just run past the witch and if I can't, I'll make a bot sacrifice to get past, unless I want to set it on fire.

  • @shishcobub lol I do that all the time! once, i heard it freaking out and i was like "where is it?!" then my sis who was playing with me was like, "dude, ur standing on top of its head.."

  • i was once playing with bots and i was out of ammo and we came to a witch we couldnt skip so i came behind it hit it with a katana and ran down the stairs

  • @ImmaOnDaInternetz Sexually?

  • This the music I hear when I enter a 14 year old.

  • Heavy: haha Cry some more

  • I L0:00VE THIS

  • gbdvscascasxasxa

  • lol i need this for a ringtone so when my sis calls xD

  • @NickelEye7 Fag detected!!! copy from GeoffShouldWin

  • This is the music I hear when i enter my mums house xDD shes a zombie

  • WAAAAAH! WAAAAH! CRY SOME MORE!!!!!!

  • People say this is my PMS music....

    It isn't

    *music starts playing*

  • @NickelEye7

    LOOLOLO good one xD

  • One of the most scariest thing ı faced in a video game was this witch. I screamed when I first met her.

  • Well it's not like I wanted to sleep to tonight... Damn witches *_*

  • I set this so whenever my gf calls this is her ringtone.

  • the music where the witch is burning gives me a headache

  • This reminds me of this emo chick who goes to my school XD

  • 00:46 D: that's just horrifying O_O *dies* 

  • Keep crying baby :D

  • bill: "francis get away from her!"

    francis:"but she's so cool."

  • Zoey: There is the safe house!

    *music plays*

    Bill: Son of a bitch.

  • all of you should make door hack i mean when you will open for example your sister's door will play witch Soundtrack

  • this reminds me of the earthquake in china

  • my sister finding benny on the strip in Fallout: New Vegas

  • Another day of my sister sitting in the tub..

  • this is what i hear when joe pisses off my classmate nils (even though nils is a guy).......... .____.

  • Me stories are fucking stupid and immature. Damn preteen kids. Gtfo

  • Where do i download that soundtrack???

  • WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY "ME:" STORIES?!?!?

  • @MegaMawn People are desperately trying to get the top comment so that their life has some meaning due to the recognition, when in actual fact getting a high rated comment means nothing at all.

  • "music starts"

    me:umm sir

    zombie:"ingnored me"

    me:hey umm what are you doing

    zombie:"strafed to me"

    me:omg you are a zombie

    me:"pull out my colt.45 and shot him in head to death"

    "music stops"

  • WHO STARTLED THE REBBECA BLACK AGAIN!?!

  • @SpartanOfAmerica1234 ROFL lol

  • @SpartanOfAmerica1234 .....sowwy

  • Me: Sis what's wrong?

    Sis: I just had the worst day of my life!

    Me: Again?

    Sis: Fuck you *sob* it was the sittiest thing that could ever happen too me!

    Me: Well there's no need to be a whiny little Emo bitch about it!

    Sis: WHAT!?!?

    Me: You heard me

    *Music starts playing*

    Me: Please tell me that I'm too close to a Witch in this game!

  • oh god why cant there be a movie based off of this game

  • Quiet y'all I hear a BITCH

  • Me: "Damn I Feel A Fart Coming On"

    *Fart*

    Me: "Why Is This Running Down My Leg?"

    (Music Begins)

  • *walks by Ex*

    Ex: *sobbing for 5 hours*

    Me: will you just shut the fuck up?

    Ex: *Screams like witch*

    Me: *grabs autoshotgun* CR0WND BITCH!

  • @10dkong cuz shes anoying as hell and never stops crying,like an exgirlfriend