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  • LMFAO....I love you Skyy xD

  • you sir got a new sub watched 5 vids from you an convicned me to sub ur epic

  • Cheating should be alligned with assault charges -.-

    

  • 'Blowing shit up,hiding in bushes. What are you, the taliban?' LMAO!!!

  • "GETTING STUMPED LIKE A THANKSGIVEN TURKEY"

  • @royalblade17 Stuffed.

  • awsome 

  • A few seconds ago i Was on videos related to WW2 and nazi german, And now....

  • I like your way of talking, i subbed :)

  • "To come home and meet your wife or girlfriend, folded over, getting stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA best thing ive ever heard!

  • P.HIlton needs cold stone 45 to the temple... yet tortured hideously first. Possibly a gang of HIV riddled albanians might do the trick, sand paper wrapped round their cocks of course.... Ye are an amusing chap Skyy man!

  • This guy is funny to begin with. He opens up his video by Speaking Spanish, he sounds like an Indian, from India, and he ends his video by Speaking in Spanish again, but the guy is Black! This is too fuckin' funny. Just in case for some of you gets the wrong impression, this wasn't meant to be racial.

  • @ddja57 you definitely don't know how an Indian sounds like

  • @zozdude In fact I do know. I work and live near a lot them. Besides, being from New York City, I get to hear many different accents from people from many different countries. Including my parents. Like I said. This guy is too funny. but I guess you are easily offended by my opinion. It wasn't meant to offend anyone.

  • My penis is so big that when i cum, clowns come out.

  • @aratisbug uh there has something wrong w/ u

  • lol the only thing you can do right now is keep him away from your pets

  • Love this channel.

  • I have a brother who has cheated on at least two different girls. I don't like the fucker. If you cheat you're a piece of shit, no matter what you tell yourself whether it be drunkenness or momentary weakness. I have no religion that puts fear in me - this shit is self explanatory as to why you know it's the wrong thing to do.

  • This Guy said to Break up base on a feeling. that's not good advise.

  • why the fuck u involve AFGHANISTAN in this shit you fucking black cunt mother fucker if i see any other video of u to involve my country's name in those shits i swear i ll find u and i am gonna fuck ur sister you dirty basterd

  • keep him away from your pets LOL

  • in on BBC thread

  • trust, never heard of it?

  • EXCUSE ME MISTER HARRY POTTER.

  • Certified cocksman,,,LOL.

  • surprisingly all that will get one in jail is done by the troops in afghanistan

  • cheats and hacks, fucking bastard !

  • why the fuck u invloving AFGHANISTAN into this shit niga? ur fkin pple goes to afghanistan and they kill my pple we r just defending our country as we been doing that to russia n the other cunts came to our country to take over. so shut the fk up and dont talk shit abt my country or ill find u and ull regret this for the rest of ur life

  • LulZ! Subbed!

  • lmfao we don't have dicks that shoot fairy dust and enchanted jelly beans.... hahah

  • Aha, my boyfriend himself said that cheaters are a waste of time. If they cheat on you, walk away. Don't degrade yourself by fucking his friend or causing a massive scene, or forgivng him and saying its in the past. Doing the last thing would just tell him he's off the hook!

  • Hatian accent??

  • ahd when you come home and find ur girlfriend or wife" folded over and getting stuffed like a thanks giving turky " lool

  • I think he's Jamaican.

  • @fsffsa5325324 Never mind, I was wrong. He's from the Bahamas.

  • Late Palaeolithic

    • Homo sapiens sapiens - current type of man

    • Art (decoration of caves, bones and stones)

    • Evolution towards the Basque type(the white man) begins

    • Homo sapiens sapiens soon divides into the racial groups which now inhabit the earth. Each group becomes the origin of the races which we now distinguish. One of them, Cro-Magnon man, evolved indigenously into the Basque group.

    • Cave of Urtiaga (Deva) Cro-Magnon type cranium beginning to evolve

  • if,it,is,cheating,lying,is,mor­e,worse,bad

  • i know this man is not from the U.S. but hes got a head on his shoulder!!! GET RID IF THAT BITCH LMAO

  • You are so fucking funny.....

  • hahahahaha

    Surely you cant date fucking Paris Hilton........thats fricking right

  • The only thing i don't agree with is no violence.

    Regardless of gender some people need to be pwnd.

    But i still feel wierd being on youtube and not seeing a retard.....

  • @ninjatakedow you also deserve revenge. do it. just not over the top.

  • fuck i love this guys analogy, "we dont have dicks that shoot fairy dust and enchanted jelly beans" ahahahahaha

  • @scottwill19 aye

    "Than for you to come home and meet your wife or girlfriend getting stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey" genius :D

  • I'm sold. I'm subscribing.

  • im so subscribing lol i love this guy

  • THIS GUY HAS A GREAT SENCE OF HUMOUR LOVE IT! SPEAKING THE TRUTH!

  • Hey he looks like the guy in magic system!

  • Enchanted jelly beans. Probably the best Harry Potter thing you could have picked hahaha.

  • I am loving this man right now. Praise it, once a cheater always a cheater! It's like Pitt Bull says, "If you want a happy life never make a pretty woman your wife" lol 

  • I am loving this man right now. Praise it, once a cheater always a cheater! It's like Pitt Bull says, "If you want a happy life never make a pretty woman your wife" lol

  • My Hero.

  • Hi,

    LONGING FOR FREEDOM is a 90 minute feature film.

    which tells the story of a young woman who

    got cheated by her bf.

    Please have a look at the trailer and let me know what you think.

    I would be curious to learn your opinion.

    Thanks,

  • You should have millions of subscribers by now!

  • lol but it feels good made me ROFL!

  • i like this video your funny man cool

  • hahahahaha

  • yo well spoken my brotha LMFAO very well spoken man ur fukin awesome for that ima start watchn ur vids from now on

  • Are u the taliban! Hahah :D

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  • can you say "who, who?"

  • Skyycrapper, this guy sucks.

  • LoL, certified cocksman!!!! Lmao

  • Haha so funny man

  • Our culture just dont get it, even when the evidence is all around us. The problem is not cheating. The problem is how we look at our relationsips, and how we expect our lover to be owned by us. Love is a basic feeling that changes over time. Dude, in respect for your girl, your should accept her love/passion for others, and you should respect the dude fucking/loving her, as he (just like you) see the beauty in her.

  • ''thanks giving turkey'' lol haHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Skyy It's possible to date Paris Hilton, but like you said I don't expect a 100 percent loyalty from someone like that. It's all about making each other happy isn't it? I make him or her feel good and if he or she starts slipping off, you hit the road. Nobody is hurt.

  • My dick shoots fairy dust and enchanted jelly beans...

  • it's nice to know that Sky has the instruction book to life in his back pocket. Separate your own sh4t from the other person's and don't take yourself so seriously would be a good start. And don't confuse Love with Co-Dependency...

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  • This is hilarious but good advice

  • "...a certified cocksman" lol.

  • 144 people have a dog in there purse as a fashion statement...oh and bang everything :D

  • I just found your channel today !! I'm gonna show everyone you are so funny!!!

  • Oh, Skyy... <3 <3 <3 You really have my favorite channel on youtube EVER. I'm in love with a Dirty Bastard and I'm learning so very much from your shows. I am just curious though....I have got the feeling that you would cheat, given certain circumstances, but you won't forgive a cheater. ok but that's a double standard :-P Guess that's why you're a dirty bastard lol If I ever kick my own dirty bastard to the curb I am gonna look you up ;-P ~~

  • he kinda has an indian accent...

  • kick ass rants are super awsome supreme truthness with cheese.

  • This is pure gold.

  • That's some funny shit man!!!hahaha But say... Idk.. that I have a di** that shoots fairy dust and enchanted jelly beans, you think Paris Hilton would seriously let me flick my magical wand around, just a little?? I'm just wondering...lol

  • I just can't get enough of your videos Skyy :)

  • What animal is the biggest cheater?

    The cheetah

    hahaha.

  • I Always do walk away:/

    Never forgive a cheater...once a cheater sees you forgive them so fast they will continue to cheat:(

    Sky is right.

  • Certified Cocksman LOL....

    You're right...i just got out of a sickening relationship with a BIG FLIRT who has (100s of girlfriends)...for the last time=.= Gonna start 2011 anew and be a free woman:p

  • This guy is Hilarious!!!! Your the man : )

  • @Smileyyy21 all in one take 

  • Haha...enchanted jelly beans.

  • lol.. heck ya..

  • @vlad5548 LOOK AT THE ELECTIONS, YOU ELEPHANTS WON ACROSS THE BOARD, BE HAPPY ANS STFU

  • TALIBAN LOL! HAAHAHAHAH

  • This guy should be the fucking president.

  • All dudes need a homeboy like you son.

  • Fun to watch!

  • you post the funniest shit ever XD

  • ohhhh... this guy is the bestttt!!!

  • i do infidelity a lot I guess my account name tells it all

  • Who'd want to date someone like Paris anyway? She's like the queen of sluts, you don't even have to guess what that would turn out like.

  • I agree with trusting that gut feeling, it's always been right yet I don't always listen, cus like sky said, I diddn't have evidence. I got my evidence much later on..think of all the years wasted on a lie of a relationship.

    Oh, I also wanted to say to those of you who think that it's normal that everyone cheats nowdays, I feel sorry for you for thinking so.

  • "what are you, the Taliban?" lmfao!!

  • OMG Ahhh ha Ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa Skyy John is shot the fuck out!

  • lol man you fucking good!!! Greetings from denmark!

    Yea we danish people like your way dude!

    keep it up 10/10

  • You should do a colab with Laci.

  • rlmao!

  • That boy is a certified cocksman he will bang anything that moves; the only thing you can do right now is keep him away from your pets. haha

  • @lioneagle176 lmao.! dyin laughin u so krazii gigglez...

  • :) I love his bluntness! Some people just need to here it like this!

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  • LOL Great!!!!

  • he said "enchanting jelly-beans" hehehe.. thats when i switched to another video.

  • LOL Love this. Talk more about how cheaters are selfish. Because they are.

  • This man speaks the truth and is funny!!!! Take some advice from him it will do you a world of good. I have been cheated on by my husband through out my marriage and stayed but finally had enough had to quit. Ofcourse he wasn't going quitely he wanted it both ways.

  • ''act like an adult''

    ''thats very childish dont do it!''

    HAHAHAH

  • its not constipation... put down the exlax BAHAHA

  • some of these Aholes cheat and they dont act like you say. They are the private, secretive, people who CHEAT. You cant hardly ever catch them. I think MOST men cheat. becaues did you say Fairy dust and majickal jelly beans/? you are so funny sometimes. Anyway, most of you men CHEAT.. end of story not because you hate your wife or partner but because you just get bored and you need changes. UNLIKE women who will accept men the same way all the time, ugly, fat, jobless we still love. Men NOWAY

  • @WonderWomanFan4life Yes men cannot love for better or for worse. Women stay loyal because we are not driven mad by sex.

  • @786junaki

    GREAT POINT!! Very well said. I aggree..

  • @786junaki Yeah true but when women are madly in love with a guy they go blind and if the guy is an asshole he can say and do what ever he wants with her and she will do nothing sure she might say that she will dump him but a few days later she will be back.

  • Please in this age of internet Craziness.. I think most people cheat. seriously. If you dump everyone who cheats on you in order to find someone PERFECT you will be in a world all alone. skyy you know nothing. Get in touch with reality.

  • THIS MAN NEEDS HIS OWN TV SHOW!!!!

  • lol this is not afghanistan

  • Love the old videos with the stronger caribbean accent :D

  • Dear SKYY. Great piece. I was in a long distance relationship once and was engaged. Needless to say, it didn't work out and my fiance ended up cheating on me with a cop. I was heartbroken for several years-plus, I now resent authority! I know that cops are just guys doing there jobs, but some of them are nothing but assholes too! Could you please do a piece about good cops versus asshole cops and who is the majority in the law enforcement culture? I think thatd be a good piece and wanna see re:s

  • u emo

  • Monogamy is unnatural and for losers .... being monogamous is a worse decision than deciding to join the Tea Party which is worse than deciding to put an ice cube inside your anus.

  • Dude. Forget counseling. If the relationship gets so crappy that you need therapy, fuck it. Relationships are supposed to be fun. Your boyfriend (Girlfriend, whatever) is supposed to make you happy. If you can't figure out things on your own, it's time to move the on.

  • @sevenstarsofmine I wiash you could tell that to my boy.

  • @sevenstarsofmine You said, "If the relationship gets so crappy that U need therapy, fuck it. Relationships R supposed 2 B fun....Yr GF/BF is supposed 2 make U happy..."

    Man! I think THIS IS THE REASON divorce is so high these days! if u r talking about BF/GF relationships in highschool and college, fine! It's a different story. But in a committed relationship disagreements can happen quiet often and you work it out.Both of U. That's what commitment is &after a while u learn to avoid pitfalls

  • @markkussusa

    1) She did specifically say boyfriend/girlfriend.

    2) Divorce is so high these days because people get married too early in their relationships, people change, things around people change... Lots of things! The difference is now people don't put up with shit as long as they used to.

    I believe that love can last forever, but you people do need to realize that it doesn't (perhaps even shouldn't) always. Just because you are madly in love today, doesn't mean you will be in 10 years.

  • @markkussusa I disagree. I know people who have been in love for most of their lives, but they have had problems, and they have come through it because they love each other, not because they asked someone else to help them. If you get to a point of where it's not fun, and it's too hard to fix the relationship between the two of you, that doesn't show too much love. Relationships are about teamwork, and if you can't be a team, you shouldn't be together.

  • @sevenstarsofmine I totally agree!

  • if I cougth my girld Cheating I will cook her like i turkey ..

  • LOL, omg this dude is too much. This is better than oprah.

  • Pro.

  • lol, folded over getting stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey :P

  • lmao...keep him away from ur pets!!!!

  • once a cheat always a cheat ! bang her friends take pics while doing it send them to her ( or him ) then tell her done!

  • First time I've ever seen this guy, and I only have one word for him.

    SUBSCRIBED :D

  • you right i agree

  • thanks giving turkey lol hahahahahhahahah 

  • ROFLCOPTER

    "dicks that shoot fairy dust and enchanted jellybeans" XDD

  • @legendarybloodfang LOL @ ROFLCOPTER!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Certified cocksman! Halarious. I have watched this video so many times and I can't get enough of it.

  • Ur slutty beat friend, im gonna nail dat XD

  • after lights out, somebody is about to be banging you!

  • My ex girlfried told me she cuddled with another guy for 4 hours on a bus trip...you know what i said ? Fuck you, bye bye : D

  • funny guy

  • lol this guys sooo funny lol !!!!!

  • Woooooo that was funny andd gooood 5Stars(:

  • LMAO Funniest guy

  • This is funny as hell, lmao. You tellin' the truth though.

  • Skyy, YOU-ARE-THE-MAAAAAAANNNNN!!!! You got the smarts and talent man. I hope you make it HUGE one day real soon!

  • fairy ducks and enchanted jelly beans

  • @Mulbytime123 **dust

  • lmfao

    what a fuckin beast!

    xD

  • Unless theres something magical in your pants lol!!!!!trying to blow shit up hiding in a bush your not a fucking taliban!!XD!!!!!!!!!!Your enot in afghanastan!!!!!XD

  • so fuckin hilarious, best possible way to put it

  • excellent advice!! 

  • @alanheath gay black men are fucking funny. this ones hilarious.

  • @effinbastard in 99% of all your comments you insist on calling people gay. and no, gay men are never funny, but white gay men are, look at graham norton, its just more natural to them. If you think Skyy's gay you're obviously retarded.

  • Mmmm...enchanted jellybeans :)

  • Hilarious!!!!

  • You're in jail, someone's banging your girlfriend, and about to bang you too xDDDD you're the king of sarcasm man

  • This shit go hard!!!!

  • LOOOL!!! OMG you ROCK!!!!  I'm going to download this video and listen to it over and over and over again :)

    P.S. Loooooove your accent, your wit and articulate way of communicating.