harold kumar Neil Patrick Harris Ecstasy

[vnom84]

Neil Patrick Harris is gay. And he can still get more pussy than I'll ever get.

[Evilheart123456789]

I was a girl and i became a dude after knowing Neil Patrick Harris is gay. True story.

[MapleHero120]

How come they do not recognize him if they met him in prequels?

[CertainNeeds]

i heard they were going to change Mph to Nph Neils per hour.

[HerrowMarrow]

Man, i am sooo glad that he's gay cus if he was straight we wouldn't get any pussy.

[bernier42]

Having seen Barney and Kevin interact on HIMYM, it's hilarious to see them now here!

[soldierboytorres]

man...that dude riding in the back is a closet homo...10 bucks :P

[NumbBlaze]

What movie is this?

[Fnottsch1]

@NumbBlaze Harold and Kumar. The first one

[aasouls]

damn i remember my first ex trip, simply magical

[ramasart10]

FUR BURGERS LMAOOOOOOO

[sunnyblossoms]

Forgot Doogie. This new version of him is my idol . LOLXD

[j0ker147]

Laapdaance

[94nicpet]

Greetings from Sweden lol

[LuchoDrugo]

-Excuseme r u Neil Patrick Harris?

-Yeap

xD

[RiseofBane]

so whose gay in this clip?

[MrFlammajamma101]

25 people like fur burgers

[cwolf2012]

@MrFlammajamma101 2 things:

1) Don't be that guy

2) "Don't like fur burgers" would be much better.

[yagamiraito]

This was so much funnier when everyone still knew him as Doogie Howser and not Barney. Still pretty damn funny though.

[esemiruby]

So, Barney and Kevin already knew eachother

[buckleal]

make a movie just about this character and i would watch it

[Daggerfall40]

"I've been craving burgers too...fur burgers"

lol love that line

[Freegurt]

NPH a womanizer...AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[FlamingBat]

Was this before or after Neil came out?

[klShadowDragon]

@FlamingBat Before. Although in later Harold and Kumar movies he's still playing a straight version of himself.

[MrCheckersmcgee]

it was how he was acting in this movie that made the How I met you mother producers want him for the role of Barny. thank the makers he accepted the role. show wouldn't be the same without him playing baarny

[Davisrullzs]

@MrCheckersmcgee I fucking agree. The show would be NOTHING without him. Best show ever.

[MrCheckersmcgee]

@Davisrullzs And how many gay actors can play not only a convincing straight guy, but a stright, womanizing lady's man bro straight guy? like... the character barny stinson is as straight as you can get lol

[Davisrullzs]

@MrCheckersmcgee That's the disturbing part. Why wouldn't they be able to? Straight actors can act as gay as they can get. Why cant more homosexuals break out?

[MrCheckersmcgee]

@Davisrullzs Heath ledger played a convincing gay guy apparently.

Neil Patrick Harris proves that gays can play convincing straight men. probably gives hope to young aspiring gay actors everywhere. Just cause you're gay or straight dosn't mean you have to play a gay guy or a straight guy. that's why it's called ACTING

[rambadibow]

And that goes for both acting and real life.

[burgaking]

@Davisrullzs That show sucks harder than NPH at a Pride Parade. He's the only good character though.

[MrThemiz24]

no



[L2Kenny]

This is what How I Met Your Mother would be like if it was only Barney.

[burgaking]

@L2Kenny I would love to watch that. All the other characters and actors on that show are fuckin cheesey

[TomTomKenobi]

Why are the top comments about the same quote and not about how Cracked brought someone here!?

[amndaocmpodrms]

@TomTomKenobi all hail you lol!

[phantomship]

@TomTomKenobi Well, let's change that.

[Mustamaggara]

but neil you are of homo

[1mcampo1]

1.31 ???

[Robobuttkicka]

@TheUckey it's Harold and kumar go to white castle

[missangie2356]

i like him better gay lol

[Skatetutorial7]

why is a monky in the answervideos?

[carebear27203]

omg i love you nph!

[TheBTD3]

Yeah I have been craving burgers too, fur burgers!

[wolf1010]

I thought it was shrooms? I need to re-watch this movie asap.

[vids1900]

@wolf1010 shrooms is the 2nd movie

[DeDeDurINC]

@wolf1010 thats the second movie ahaha

[XIXColemanXIX]

Neil Patrick Harris is only gay because he has already fucked every chick on the planet.

[sindobrandnew]

Yo.

[AnaldinMagix]

1:15 Harold's face hahahaha

[MillyTina93]

Kumar(Kal Penn) looks a lil like Ted Mosby here.

[CodZoMbiesFanaTic452]

what does the ph in nph stand for patrick harris? no poon handler

[studystrike]

NPH makes any straight man look gay

[deathguy167]

It's funny cause he's gay.

[MJTRadio]

You're all getting the sexuality matter wrong. Neil Patrick Harris is a god of Greek Mythology, he is entitled to tap whatever he pleases, whenever he pleases, even if it goes against his established identity

[lovinbee09]

yeah..im craving burgers too....FUR BURGERS!

[GramajoDarvin]

NPH is the gayest straight man EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirSebastianWang]

@GramajoDarvin

I think you've got that the wrong way around.

[toma123456781]

nph is fake and gay

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

This movie got him the job on How I Met Your Mothe4

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

wait if hes playing himself why isnt he gay..?

[quesondriac]

@thefluffiestbunnyuno He is gay. FOR PUSSY.

[Slashouts]

@thefluffiestbunnyuno

Because it's not him, he is playing an alternate version of him. Which should be obvious, he wouldn't play such a trashy version of himself, if it was true.

[TXtriLLnigga]

doogie howser yeah hes a gay

[JaggarZF]

NPH better than Chuck Norris.

[Abrego89]

I've been craving burgers too..fur burgers! lmao xD

[kodatastical]

let's get some puh-tang!

[SKSC]

should have left in the "i'm loosing wood" line

[musiqman0709]

This scene led me to believe he was straight for a while.

[nawab256]

@musiqman0709 your not the only one

[xjeh420x]

"im losin wood"

[squamish4244]

"No. I didn't go all the way with her."

[MickeFenix]

I love the scene after this, when he humps the seat :'D

[MrAu009]

NPH is the greatest gay guy who can play a straight man in this movie and HIMYM and get all the ladies, i love that guy!!!!!!

[thenameSHAKIMhomie19]

hahah i saw this earlier this morining i lol'd when he started humpng the seat

[g2g4m10]

laAaaaaaAaaaAAAAP DAaaaaance

[MultiPearl007]

lap dance

[antipopboner]

NPH is awesome fuck you dumb asses that try to find any reason to hate anyone.

[xCh34pShOtx]

fur burgers lmfao...

[RapRnB4u]

He's gay

[elmucks]

"Yeah let's go. This is a boring spot."

[menizzle007]

How in the hell can he act so damn straight?it's hard to believe hes gay.

[integral]

@menizzle007 You might be amazed to find that the overwhelming majority of gay guys don't "act gay".

[slimshadoow]

I tought it was another version of "what is love" to Jim Carey !! =)

[tjock18]

legen ... wait for it ... DARY!

[georgiefromtippit]

i really wish i was nph....

[89Wrathchild]

if you'll notice, his character in this is basically a more hardcore Barney Stinson. In fact, it was THIS role that got him the part on "How I met your mother" NPH is awesome!

[ThrashIsBack100]

ya im craving burgers to ... fur burgers..

[sonydec3]

thx dislikers :)) now it's look like a joint :))

[CadillacLova4Life]

Ugh Yea Ive Been Craving Burgers Too,,,, FUR BURGERS !!!

[SingingFool123]

mehhhh i don't like seeing neil like this lol

[bubblegumoctapus]

No....I didn't go all the way with her...*thousand-yard stare*

[ZoomZip]

@bubblegumoctapus and that light that passes by is fucking amazing lol

[ThePivDude]

It's funny how the top comment has 69 likes. haha.

[Vampy663]

lol "fur burgers" xD

[sensovie]

"its a f****** sausage fest in here !"

[TheKosuko213]

thats impossible. if nph were straight hed get laid every women that sees him

[3dgnaruto1]

LOL "Fur burgers!!"

[hotvishaalranjan]

NPH: I din't go all the way with her (eyes fill with tears)

[AirAssault7]

@hotvishaalranjan Hahahaha! I berly noticed that thanks.

[TheMokafan]

even when neil patrick harris is gay, he is still straight

[Mohovista]

If there is a jesus,  nph is it. Gods probably denzel washington.

[CraigMcNeillOhYeah]

can we go already am board as shit back here! haha fucking brilliant !

[Mephisto342]

Because the PH in NPH stands for PUSSY HUNTER!

[lilmick2k8]

there arent enough words in this world to describe how awesome NPH fucking is !!!

[xCh34pShOtx]

fur burgers lmfao

[solidkingcobra]

Im not a gay, but I will let NPH...

[FuErThEr15]

Is this that dude from How I Met Your Mother?

[talktalktalktalktalk]

@FuErThEr15 SON I DISAPPOINT!!! U NOT OLD ENOUGH

[FuErThEr15]

@talktalktalktalktalk

I´m old enough, dude ;) That was just a joke!

[talktalktalktalktalk]

@FuErThEr15 lol well done

[mdma4life]

@FuErThEr15

Yes (Barney)

[rikskron]

"yhea i've been craving burgers too, furburgers" Cpt Harris

[stephwart]

Even when he's wasted, he's awesome.

[DEEJAYaceTone]

i could go for some fur burgers right about now.

[themooddisorders]

gay is a non issue

[OmegaPiggy77]

so weird hearing NPH say its a "sausage-fest" lol but then again thats just good acting. if i didnt know any better i'd think he was straight but you can tell this was written for this kind of movie and not to actually reflect who NPH really is.

[Melieb90]

keep pushing 9 its funny!

[whisperzoegirl]

Laapdancee

[CelphProclaimed]

"Yeah dude you fascinate me, forget White Castle let's go get some pussy, it's a fucking sausage fest in here bro's let's get us some poontang, then we'll go to White Castle" ahahahahahaha I forgot how funny this scene is

[Exayevie]

Disturbing on so many levels!

[superseth39]

LOL keep pressing 6 so funny

[nosniki1]

xaxa Furburgers

[blackglassesgirl]

At 0:39 you can see a tear in his eye, haha! That shine of light is, like, perfect timing with the dialogue.

[SwiftVIII]

fuck off, being gay isnt a fucking choice, when you think about it, the gay guys you know, you can't imagine anyone hating them

[SavantOnASpinet]

Poon-tang :-P

[7ferraris]

i've been cravin burgers too.... fur burgers.

[MikeMiller48]

Neil Patrick is why I watch these movies, he's insane, they should put him in more movies popping up going nuts on drugs, lmao!

[Zander10100]

This scene is LEGEN wait for it...DARY!

[rike94]

Am I the only one who thinks the part at 0:37 is fucking hilarious?

[WeWereGiants420]

LEGEND..wait for it...

[TheBrownMamba93]

i want a fur burger

[stoli288]

puuuhtang!!! besides he is playin the ecstasy effects so damn good, i almost felt a flashback to my last rave!:)

[stoli288]

puuuhtang!!!

[d34naliaspantaleon]

LEGEND

[Pitrzel17]

laaaap daaance.

[jtannergarcia]

LOL "yeah, a FUR BURGER. Lets get some trim..."

[girlbetterblow1]

Lim Lam and Shyane get the munchies - too funny!!!

[TheSlothook]

its missing the best line..."i'm losing wood"



[Ellement90]

Neil Patrick Nigger.

[striplay]

Why the fuck is embedding disabled?

Fuck your mother's poontang!

[tompatience]

"laaap daaance"

Legen.... dairy.

[tinyfeet101]

laaaapp danceeee

[MrBadInfluence09]

ha he does look like he has some lockjaw in this movie... check out the song 'ecstasy' by morfeen when your rollin on some good beans

[TenaciousC21]

Forget White Castle, lets go get some pussy!

NPH = epic.

[CadillacLova4Life]

@TenaciousC21 DUDE YO COMMENT HAD ME DYING..LOL

[foursticks1]

wow, the way he half-closes his eyes, sighes and moves his jaws is so spot-on how you look when you're on ecstasy

[kaandemiroz]

I was waiting for him to pull the driver and while pointing to their eyes, say "Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted"

[callum6053]

LEGENDARY! ...wait for it...dary!

wait, that didnt sound right.

[BobDylansPet]

if people really didn't care about his homosexuality, they wouldn't mention this fact in every single video he's in.

[ShaithMaster]

@BobDylansPet so you care?

[BobDylansPet]

@ShaithMaster of course I don't, I just don't have to persuade myself by trying to persuade others! I love NPH! (platonically, that is)

[ShaithMaster]

@BobDylansPet shizzle

[BobDylansPet]

@ShaithMaster touché.

[tibab88]

@BobDylansPet and you mentioned it now (actually 5 months ago)

[squamish4244]

@BobDylansPet Well, I only care to the extent that knowing he's gay and yet watching him play a ridiculously over the top man whore makes it even funnier.

[ONExxTWO]

Barneeyeeyey

[B1gbang090]

Baaaarney !!!!!!

[Dwk519]

NPH is awesome!

[aldasianiparr]

NEIL YOU ARE AWESOME JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

95% who accuse/make fun other peoplen of gayness are often covering up thei rown homosexuality, true story #Justsayin

[chesterinoaussie]

dont even bother with the homophobes who comment on videos of Neil- they are just trolling trying to get a reaction out of you. Reasoned arguments won't help at all.dont even bother with the homophobes who comment on videos of Neil- they are just trolling trying to get a reaction out of you. Reasoned arguments wonwon't help at all.

[chesterinoaussie]

dont even bother with the homophobes who comment on videos of Neil- they are just trolling trying to get a reaction out of you. Reasoned arguments won't help at all.

[typodest]

i am a homophobick and when i saw nph in this show he was my favorit person and then i learnded he gay and now i hate him and fags god made us one way to like women and have a marege between a man and woman

[isaidnottofuck]

@typodest

i doubt god created marriage.one stick may fit in more holes then one, i think. :D