PARANOID 7
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From: jackvalefilms
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  • How did he have the balls to go up to those black guys in the circle and not expect to get his shit rocked??

  • mr macho man is coming through hahahahahaa!!!

  • 2:16 is The Funniest!!

  • just imagine if he accidentally did this to an ex CIA guy... that guy would flip shit

  • " Affirmative. Take the shot. "

  • "Mr Macho Man is coming in a grey suit" hhaaahahaha

  • i get scared when u do it to black guys in a group ;/

  • 2:16 omfg soo funny!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • One day your phone will ring

  • That face at 2:46 will give you nightmares.

  • LMAO at 2:24

  • That other guy comes around the corner to prep the other guys for jacks beating.ROFL It all stopped when jack said he seems like a nice guy.

  • I love his face at 1:47 lol

  • the music make it more funny

  • real black ppl woulda jumped him no doubt.

  • @stkdillenger819 yeah they were fake,,,.......

  • SUBSCRIBED! Excellent work Jack! Your videos are a great source of laughs and entertainment. This effect is a great tactic considering the times we live in and how much we are observed in public.

  • Thats funny that Jack got punched just by farting but while doing this, nothing. I'm surprised he doesn't get punched more doing this type of skit. Fucking hilarious!! LMAO at all his vids!

  • @xtcarnage15586  It's in Old Town, San Diego, California. I've been to the same places in the video.

  • To me this is the best parnoid vid.

  • how do you hide the camera?

  • oh man how i wish that purple jacketed crazy person had sneaked a punch on the back of your head while walking away

    it would be hilarious

  • he need to put the reaction of the people at the end

  • 1:48 He doesnt want to get jumped so he compliments him.

    HaHa thumbs up if you noticed.

  • you got balls at 2:10 i wouldn't be caught dead doin that here in detroit!

  • how the heck did you hide the camera at 2:40- 2:47??

  • 2:16 i saw machoman

  • I wonder what happen with the black people... Dam it, wish he showed it.

  • damn i would never have the guts to a prank like this lol, so awkward haha

  • dude you should dress like a CIA agent when doing this...

  • mr mocho man is coming rofl

  • LOL, these are so sketchy!

  • Is this in sacremento

  • oh shit i think i saw him one day before while i was in old sac

  • lol im surprised you havent got punched by a big black dude

  • just waiting for one of them to turn around and punch you

  • Gotta love old town Sacramento

  • this guy and remi gaillaird seem so similar , they even look similar !

    ignore my english i do not live there

  • im suprised you didnt get shot

  • Dam i love the black guys omg i cant stop laughing kool dudes.

  • i love black ppl ..coz of there awesome reactions ,and they are perfect in all sports. :)

  • When you do this to young girls you can see the " oh no im going to get raped " panic wash over them.

  • LMAO I THOUGHT JACK WAS GONNA GET JUMPED BY THOSE BLACK GUYS LOLLLLL

  • dam jack most brave man in the world, I would run if I saw those blacks

  • hes got guts pranking 4 black guys, twice the size of him haha!! nigaz be feelin uneasy?

  • dude you should hella get a suit and tie they would get hella more paranoid also put a wire on your ear

  • When they are very alert on a point u must screem trough the phone ''SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT'' lmao i am bet sure they will run like crazy chicken or shit in their pants

  • Next time plss do this or something like it..

    "he just sat on the bench right now" *He looks @ him like wtf?

    "You got your aim on him?" *Looks around

    "K, do it when i give the signal"

    Rofoll that'll give ya good reactions not sayin these weren't they were awesome but ..this'll get em goin ;D

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  • the black thought you were calling the cops, hahaha

  • it will be funny if you would say to someone

    he/she wearing black jacket ... he just doing that ...

    and then you say what to do with him/her?

    KILL him/her?

    i would love to see the face

  • Next time wear some suspicious cloths like a mafia or something, a costume and sunglasses and you'd scare the fuck out of them :D!

  • my favorite part was 0:00 to 4:23

  • neah he seems like a nice guy he's got long sleeves lol

  • 2:47 for the classic Bluegrass, thumbs up for the GOOD country music :)

  • 1:40 - 2:15 too funny. black guy is thinkin "shit this guy just saw me sell that weed didnt he"

  • @BenStinard wow

  • would of been halarious if the black group of guys would suddenly ran while they throw away a lil plastic bag.

  • boom be de boom be de boom

  • Any one hear him giggle at the end?

  • I like the paranoid series the best but only when he uses the fart machine too

  • Lol, I hope he doesn't get beat up though! I love this guy!

  • you should be like "OH! so you got a warrant for this guy?!"

  • LOL 1: 53. thank god you said he looks like a nice guy !! Cuz I thought here comes a whacking now !!

  • Ew those little girls were ugly ._.

  • FUCKIN HILARIOUS! U JUST GOT A NEW SUB!

  • 1:51 GUCCI

  • you should hide camera better,because they can see it

  • Why is it when there's atleast ONE black person in a video, there is a whole race war in the comment sections? Stop trying to be e-thugs and enjoy fucking the video. Which was hilarious btw.

  • 3:50 = jack's inconspicuous face

  • 0:54 those girls look scared

  • i would love to see their reactions when/if you tell them that they have been in a prank ;)

  • Dang! Now I have to go see what rembrant734 said!

  • lol they probably thought he put a "hit" on them

  • you should start screaming take him down when the guys start walking away and that will scare the shit out' of'em thumps up if u agree

  • LOL

  • I cant watch this guy at night too funny

  • @realallday08 I'm watching right now, a couple of minutes ago I woke my parents because I laughed so goddamn hard :DD

  • Nice Droid RAZR. Too expensive for me...

  • One day Jack will accidentally ran into the wrong guy, someone who is actually on the lookout and potentially armed and harm him.

  • he should put a suit on and talk to like a fake hidden mic

  • Macho man with a suit lmao

    

  • life tip- dont drink a beverage while watching this

  • these 'parnoid' videos are your best videos! I think I broke a rib laughing when you were talkin bout the 3 kids that tried goin in the closed store! best shyt ever!

  • Dude at 1:47 you messing with drug dealers.

  • Anyone else just notice christmas is a week away

  • is this in arizona?

  • @wake25board Sacramento Cali

    

  • You should have Ed stand around the corner like he is the guy you are talking to. Then have him follow them it would be epic.

  • hahahaha racism is fucking hilarious!!! Thats right i said it whatcha gonna do about it

  • Mr. Macho-man.... hahaha...

  • 1:50 you got balls jack !

  • 1:40 love it!

  • HAHAHA, i gaurantee you he woudnt "seems like a nice guy" if they werent black gangsters XD too funny ahahah

  • it looked like the brothers had their eye on his cell phone...

  • what happend to the guy in the red jacket?

  • @jackvalefilms why... oh why jack, sell off for political advertisements : \

  • Look at Mr.Macho man lol!

  • ''Mr. Macho Man''

  • Downtown sac haha

  • The kid in the purple with glasses at 2:18 is a pimp

  • are you at old sac

  • Do another paranoid video Jack. everybody loves those ones. they are hilarious as fuck

  • whats the song is singing on 2:46?

    

  • yea everythings fine...seems like a nice guy...long sleeves..

  • 1:18 looks like sayid from LOST

  • "Watch out buddy, watch out

  • 1:52 ''seems like a nice guy'' that probaby saved him from getting stabbed..

  • @rezakhalilzada HAHA, was thinking the same...God, I sound racist.

  • guy in the white long sleeve has some fuckin long ass arms!!!!

  • Has This Dude Gotten His Ass Whupped Yet.lol,Cuz If He Hasnt Im Surprised.

  • @Mobbin4theArt - He was punched twice by a guy. Jack told him is was just a joke and showed him the Pooter as well beforehand. Luckily he was no Rocky. Just search I got punched.

  • @Steve10578 ƬӇƛƬ ƜƛƧ ӇƛƦƊԼƳ ƛƝ ƛƧƧƜӇƠƤƤƖƝƓ.

  • lol @ when the huge black guy was looking at you funny you said "seems like a nice guy" but then you paid the fuck out of those scrawny guys

  • LMAO!!!

  • ur so mean to these ppl lol

  • Those Asian girls

  • hahhahah macho man!!!!

  • 3:18 .... and DOWN we go!! LOLOLo the old man is like wtf .

  • if i ever see him don this to me ill pull out my phone and do it back, plus black people always make these videos funny

  • 3:21 The old man probably thought you rigged his car with a bomb or something. Hahaha!

  • 2:03 Pull your pants up.

  • macho man, and his buddies.. and the store is close.. o theyre like in a little awkward moment, where theyre like oh crap its close o_o

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  • guy at 2:00 got ripped off with some fake true religions hahaha

  • @FLATOUTBEANZ wut does ur comment even mean?

  • LOL Or get ice cream whatever they have planed

  • Damn his gonna get his head smashed in.

  • @Username14388 One day he will do this to someone who has felony warrants out for him and the guy will think that he's calling it in to get the reward or something. A situation like that is obviously extremely dangerous and Jack could get really hurt. Sadly, it might be only a matter of time. 

  • @teloyquude I agree man. There are jokes and there is keeping yourself safe.

  • Mr Macho Man and his buddies haha love that part xD

  • i give this guy props id be afraid to do that to a black man

  • @throwmyshoes lmfaoo that's exactly what i thought 

  • Is it just me or are like all black people good at taking jokes? I do somethin to my white friend and he's all pissed but then my black friend laughs it off

  • @HissMMA 99.9% might be be really cool and nice about it, but then if one lady with a shopping cart says she's gonna sue Jack, seems like that's all the racists need to perpetuate their bullshit stereotypes.

  • that "macho man" guy is cuute! :)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • These videos are so funny but I'd hate for you to run into a seriously paranoid person and they try to hurt you! People are really crazy!

  • macho macho man

  • ya four little asian girls

  • This is so full of win.

  • why is it that black people are very often mislabled, but they are by far the nicest people in all of the prank vids i have seen?

  • @Bigrobkerr the black people probably think he's a cop

  • @tubemoney1 Slow of mind....yes...you know the sort...no imagination...that's right..lacks any creative thought processes...that's the type...what?...yes...a dullard...halfwit...merely repeats what he's heard from others...couldn't come up with an original thought in a month of Sundays...you got it...'the black people probably think he's a cop'...no don't laugh...don't laugh...come on...it probably took him half a day to come up with that one..Stop laughing!!

  • @tubemoney1 Why would a black person be any more likely to think he's a cop then a white person? Are you saying this because 1.You think cops are racist and target black people more so they are more conditioned to have apprehension when they see a cop studying them or 2. Because you are a racist who thinks that black people are criminals?

  • @Bigrobkerr not all of them didn't you see the lady that wanted to sue him lol

  • @Bigrobkerr it's true about the stereotype thing, but you clearly haven't watched the one where jack farted on a black lady in the supermarket.

  • @684shilmido That's the point. People take the example of one lady with a grocery cart that says she's gonna sue Jack, and from that get that all black people are violent. Lol, that logic is so fucked up I can't even find the words. People will believe what they have already made their minds up to believe and find the slightest most stupid excuse for 'evidence' wherever they can to rationalize it.

  • @teloyquude i agree with you 100%. I've met a lot of mean black people, but know a lot of nice ones, too. Depending on the area a person lives in, that person might meet more mean black people than nice ones, but one can't simply label or generalize all blacks as mean just by his/her limited experience. I wasn't trying to prove a point by my comment. I just wanted Bigrobkerr to see that video with the black lady who wants to sue jack because he sounded like he hasn't seen it yet. that's all :)

  • @684shilmido  Oh I see. I guess you're right it's just as much a stereotype to label everyone from a race as nice as it is to label them all bad.

  • @Bigrobkerr yeh they are nice there is no difference everyone has his personality

    but in my country the netherlands

    we got turkish and marok ppl

    they just hang around in groups and as soon u say something to them they get mad at you

    everyone hates it .. but its our fault for getting them in here they shud respect the fact we give them food and stuff

    cause they come here without job with just some money they get from goverment each month

  • @traxgod2

    Ohhh please.....

  • @traxgod2 You say they hang around in groups associating with themselves. I wonder why they wouldn't want to talk to the people of your country if everyone was a nice person like you seem to be.

  • @teloyquude well they wil ofcourse cause we are the people of our country itself its hard to avoid them but stil they try to feel above us :(

    and ty for saying im nice

  • @traxgod2 I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a retard and needed that {sarcasm}{/sarcasm} tags to let your idiot self know when someone is speaking ironically. You are NOT the people of your country. Narrow minded racists are something to be ashamed of, not held up as an example for a nation.

  • @teloyquude coolstorybro

  • @traxgod2 Sounds like you mad at minoriites. umad bro?

  • @Bigrobkerr cus at my school all the black kids are cocky assholes

  • @2dittoz listen man.. hopefully this will clear up ur persceptions but do not use this discriminatingly, i for one am black but by no means poor im actually quite well off. but i know many african americans who are soo cocky and assholish because often the things that they are cocky about are the only things they have tht make them feel well.. and good about themselves.. i mean whether they're poor or whatever. so just think about that man.. dont hate and dont insult other races based off 1 pov

  • @Bigrobkerr Because if the Camera wasn't there they would've robbed his ass!... Just kidding, is because people are judgemental racist assholes.

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  • @Bigrobkerr

    most blacks have a better sense of humor than whites I think

  • @Bigrobkerr Thats because they are stoned lol

  • @Bigrobkerr You forgot that black lady tried to sued jack .

  • who else was scared for his life when he was talking about the 3 black gentlemen?

  • @SkateObsession ur stereotypes are so demented. what do u think all black people are gonna attack or jump someone... i sware to god i didnt know there were so many goddamn ignorant people in the world. the saddest part is i highly doubt that u even meant to offend anyone

  • @robby123ism Look if ya cant take a joke ignore it!! Im white and i grew up in a black cummunity in washington d.c and i had black friends And black enemys !! White friends and whiye enemys but by far only the blacks wanted to gang up on me and jump me happend all the the time growing up!!! Untill i got fed up with it and bought them all water melons LMFAO

  • @Metalmikebach ur ignorant and stupid as shit that is the fakest story I've ever heard... u pick the city with the most densely populated black people and u make up a stereotypical fake story about bullshit ur a bitch gtfo