Strong Bad Email: English Paper

[CaptainQuirky]

I wish I had a teacher that gave me 5 extra credit points for a cool nickname.

[CaptainFor3ver]

My dad is a professor and on one of his final exams he had someone write "The Yellow Dart" for his name. He didn't understand so. He asked my brother and I if we did. We showed him this video and he gave the student +2 points for "having a cool nickname"

[MindSlave54311]

Kyle "The Yellow Fart" Smith

[InvaderScuzz]

i wonder if he got an A

[juhaszbabe14]

This guy does not even know proper grammer. Write AN English paper. Not a English paper....

[BulletShootingGuys]

Kyle, this paper has nothing to do with Of Mice and Men! Hustle and bustle? And who the heck is Lil' Spicy? Strong Bad? The Cheat? And what was the point of those random diagrams?

I do like the nickname "The Yellow Dart" though. A++!

[itsbrake]

it was, it was one of the early ones.this is one of my favorites

[AnonymouslyPublic]

1:48= Gentlemen.

[AmricanGir]

I guess this was a never-released SBMAIL, cuase' I don't rember this one on the site...

[chocolatedestroyer01]

I ate one battery, thus I am unto the conclusion, by such as a diagram, that I shall have eaten five of thoust batteries, indeed.

[KoHSaito]

The absolute best part about this is The Yellow Dart is actually a friend of mine in my school!

[dajwilkinson]

"Englilsh" paper!!! Triped like a true proffessionnall!

Eating five batteries - LOL

[narutolame]

i told one of my friends that she should add "the yellow dart" to her name...then i realized she was asian...you know, "yellow"...asian...now she probably thinks im racist lol

[leon1987a]

The nickname is still cool.

[JujuBean1967]

@ varanmertan ur high arn't you? No one says that expect 4 u

[runemaster123654]

Anyone who says LMBO instead of LMAO needs to have their genitals ripped off with a metal claw like device with motion action metal pieces and gears.

[varanmerten]

@runemaster123654 Hmmm. Watch many NIN videos do ya? lol

[runemaster123654]

@varanmerten no clue what that is or means

[varanmerten]

@runemaster123654 look up "Happiness in Slavery NIN" on Youtube. You will see the penalty for ppl who write LMBO in streaming color.

[TrueYellowDart]

Good idea: Send an email to a funny cartoon site while procrastinating.

Bad idea: Using your real name (weird internet people WILL come and find you).

[SonicFamilyGal]

Wow, this email makes me think of why English was my least favourite subject in high school, but at least I'm a few years past that.

[narutolame]

Derek "The yellow dart" Redfield...hmm, doesn't really work. Maybe Derek "The Black Jester" Redfield. Yeah. That sounds more like me.

[tex2030]

Or @chosentones we can act like ur not a faggot

[BigSmoke2222]

"The yellow dart.... Im awesome" XD

[BigSmoke2222]

lolol nice, "The yellow dart" xD plus the random pictures "Eat 1 battery..."

[angieskidney]

I seem to remember that one had a downloadable .doc in the flash version. I like the Easter eggs.

[781234542]

The yellow dart

[BatALash]

One of my fav SB emails!

[rexplosi0n]

eating one battery

eating ten batteries

[gytdoo]

I know somebody named Kyle Smith..... freaky.

[Jumpymchop]

This is from my birthday.... freakier.

[disobedientmankey]

i just played a guy on xbox named JumpyChop...freaky deaky

[alexthegood78]

i just played on a ps3.... FREAKY

[disobedientmankey]

me too......10 months ago!

[alexthegood78]

i only like xbox

[chosentonessournotes]

Let's ignore the fact that Kyle Smith is a relatively normal, common name.

[narutolame]

It is?......freaky

[chosentonessournotes]

SPOOKY!

[hokage97531]

whats so wirng about kyle smith?

[Inachores]

@hokage97531 Read your comments before you post them. Otherwise it doesn't take me five minutes to understand what you're trying to say.

[grace23fun]

Grace "The Yellow Dart" Lear... not really working it...

[NAREAGUA]

random diagrams:

"eating one battery....eating five batteries.."

ROTeffelll!

[kyeruu2]

hey strong bad i'm in yoru house

"well that sucks......."

[Robinator208]

Now we are going to need some double space action, or triple space action...

[dagzero]

5-10+ extra credit points XD

[RehGo]

Owen "the yellow dart" McFadzen!

[RehGo]

Ricky "The Yellow Dart" Tan

Works with evey name!

[kejihatake]

this was awesome!!!

Keji" The Yellow Dart" Hatake