Pop Waffle Vol. 29: On Harry, Hayden, and Heidi

[nikkyraney]

You rock, as always.

[theothervowel]

I hope you really did watch the Harry Potter movie...

[ZibboLove]

You deserve SO much more views!!!!!!!!

[tingobingo09]

i totally agree!

[latinachick0913]

Because she could not see Russia from her house anymore, therefor she thought that politics no longer existed.

[neogeon]

Tina Fey said that while playing Sarah Palin in an SNL skit. Palin said you could see Russia from land in Alaska, which is a true statement. Yet another clueless Obama supporter making sure every business gets taxed out of existence so more pot smoking, baby having freeloaders can go without a job indefinitely.

[idiotvideo22]

Let's not get so serious here.

[MrGreenTroll]

what do you have against pot smoking?

[neogeon]

that generally the people that partake in it are worthless drains on society that exist only to smoke more pot and never want to contribute their share while others have to bust their ass to pick up the slack. Even worse is trying to talk someone while they're high to ask them something important, at least with drunk people they're amusing, high people are just fucking retarded in the most annoying way possible.

[MrGreenTroll]

I don't know. I'll take the Beatles discography and other lazy potheads over abusive alcoholics any day.

[neogeon]

who said alcoholics were abusive?  I know people that drink to extreme excess and never do anything abusive. You're confusing people that are inherently abusive with the effects of alcohol in general. It seems like everyone that smokes weed feels it necessary to go on and on with their crackpot theories with no factual foundation about how the government is enslaving everyone blah blah blah and it just drives me insane. I NEVER hear non-pot smokers do that.

[MrGreenTroll]

many scientists and criminologists have suggested that alcoholics are abusive. but why pick on alcoholics? research has shown that a huge majority of felonies including homicides, rape, domestic abuse, and child abuse cases are alcohol related. a simple google search will turn up reams of said research. meanwhile potheads are responsible for consuming the vast majority of cheetos eaten in basements at 2 am.

[neogeon]

alcoholics are people WITH A PROBLEM. MOST people that drink are happy and wouldn't hurt anyone. I never said potheads were violent, just fucking unbelievably annoying and, if they do become addicts, worthless welfare sucking drains on society because they are too retarded and lazy to get or keep a job.

[MrGreenTroll]

perhaps I wasn't clear. let me rephrase: research has shown that a huge majority of felonies including homicides, rape, domestic abuse, and child abuse cases are alcohol related. not alcoholics related. that is, these undesirable activities were carried out by people under the influence of alcohol. not necessarily, those "with a problem".

[MrGreenTroll]

also, no one suggested that you said potheads were violent. what I'm suggesting, perhaps too subtly, is that pot use is at least no worse for society than alcohol use. it's probably less harmful. a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans rate alcohol as more dangerous than pot. Just 19% thought pot was worse.

[MrGreenTroll]

re potheads becoming "welfare sucking drains on society": there is plenty of research that suggests poor education, lack of transportation, and physical and mental health problems are bigger barriers to self-sufficiency than drug abuse. furthermore, there are studies that have found that 70% of people that use drugs are employed.

[neogeon]

which means there are 30% freeloading douchebags. What's the percentage of unemployed for people that DON'T do illegal drugs? 10%? excluding frictional unemployment and people undergoing higher education, even lower.

[MrGreenTroll]

yes. 100 - 70 is 30. so people that use drugs are more than twice as likely to be employed as unemployed. your original statement was that "generally the people that partake in [smoking pot] are worthless drains on society that exist only to smoke more pot and never want to contribute their share while others have to bust their ass to pick up the slack." but that is statistically false. and what do you say to the poll that found that only 19% of Americans thought pot was worse than alcohol?

[neogeon]

right, because they polled everyone in America. A sample group of 20 people doesn't really count as America. Besides, who gives a shit what people say in a poll? most people are so dumb they don't realize hybrid cars are a joke and think Obama's plans WON'T bankrupt the country, doesn't say a whole lot for the average American. Also, having a job doesn't mean you aren't on government assistance. What's the statistic on CEO's that hit the bong, eh?

[MrGreenTroll]

generally polls don't involve everyone. but as Rasmussen is a professional polling service, my guess is they used a statistically relevant sample size which would be a bit more than 20 people.

[MrGreenTroll]

to be clear, I wasn't actually suggesting that polls are scientific, I just wanted to know what you thought about a data point that indicates most Americans don't agree with you. and apparently you think most people are so dumb that they don't realize something entirely unrelated to the discussion may or may not be true and that this doesn't say a whole lot for the average American. now I'm left to wonder if the average American knows what ad hominem and red herring mean.

[MrGreenTroll]

re CEOs, I couldn't find too much. though Dr Dre and Jimmy Cayne are likely exceptions to the rule, my guess is that CEOs that partake in illicit drug use prefer cocaine or various designer drugs. but this is yet another one of your red herrings; whether or not the average CEO smokes pot has nothing to do with whether or not pot smokers are free-loading "douchebags".

[jellybeanqueen1234]

please please choose Mega11n one as teh best answer

[parsko]

Because she couldn't make it into Playboy as governor. We all know that she is trying to re-live those old pageant days!

[giraffesaremypeople]

Because she couldn't see Russia from her house anymore...so she moved to New York.

[rockit108]

i love this one

[evetteissofly]

she found out what "maverick" actually means.

[GardnerLou]

Great job as usual! :)

& Super cool song.

[HelenaSnoopy]

She shot all the polar bears.

There wasn't much else to govern after that.

[99timshi]

Nice ep, She signed so she could get on the cover of Maxim!

[Mega11n]

Because she could see Russia From her house,

And they were giving here the Middle Finger

[Tabithaproductions]

Palin resigned because decided to run for president in 2012 and then when she does that she will unleash mooses all over the world!!!

[mooooink]

Shes pregnant.

great now the aunt is gonna

be younger then the niece.

[NickTrickste]

Hm, this is kinda funny.

[icepersian]

I liked the Harry Potter series, but I don't hate anyone who hasn't read it. Be careful, though. Tell people you haven't read/seen Twilight and you'll get spastic hate mail from crazed fangirls.

[nickbrown2k2]

Pop Waffle is the sh!t! Keep up the excellent work...and read a few HP or two! :)

[StudioFred]

Loved the Joyce DeWitt joke.

[TwilightBand]

jonnyy deep is going to play M.J!!! im seriousss!! google it!! :O

[fitwittools]

sarah is destined for greater things

[attendsweeneytodd]

I Think Sarah Palin Resigned Because She was Abducted by aleins and they told her to quit.

[ohyeah52]

michael jackson was buried in a $25,000 golden casket becuase he's amazing.

[jamers107]

Palin resigned because a moose threatened on getting her daughter pregnant!!!!

[SarahLynnTea]

The popsicle intro was so cool. =]

:( Joyce was arrested... I was seriously just watching Three's Company earlier today.

[howtoexplode]

probably because she ran out of endangered species to shoot out of her helicopter. she probably heard they just reintroduced grey wolves in montana, watch out brian schweitzer!

[howtoexplode]

dont pull the movie cop out, read the books! they are completely different works, and the books are better anyway!

[lucichrist]

Sarah Palin resigned, because have you ever known a beauty pageant winner who stayed in the public eye for that long?

[aiyuhhmeaghan]

Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska because: since she can see Russia from her how-oose, it got her thinking about what little they have, and swam across the Pacific to teach them about moose.

[TacyLing]

totally, read the harry potter books they are awesome

[twilightisawesome543]

OMG is it true that you haven't seen/read ANY harry potter movie/book???? You poor, poor girl!

[kthxrae]

Actually, the tattoo artist didn't spell it wrong, she did. She was like "it's my bad". haha

[Nijamo]

Sarah Palin resigned because, it looks like Bristol is having another baby before College! No, seriously, I think there trying to rebuild the old Ice bride up in good young' alaska!

[mikma]

mikma was here

[hpandme24]

:O You havent seen or read anything Harry Potter! You need to, its the best movie/book series ever! :D

[kelsey0517]

she needed to take her kids to hockey practice.

[LilxMiSSxBiLLI]

oh no is right (:

readddd them!

[sllydlly59]

I think Bubbles beat the doctors to it. When he left he took MJ's brain with him.

[lndsygrl]

The Potter Police are coming for you.

[monkeystarshine]

yes you really need to read all of the harry potter books. they are so amazing, it is so worth it :)

[PsychedelicLou]

I haven't seen or read the Harry Potter series either. We're so cool. :P

[rcktman22]

Who cares why she quit. She's like Whack-a-Mole. She'll pop up somewhere.

[samiulrich]

Sarah resigned because she thinks being a soccer mom, a maverick, and a governor is too hard. So she's running for 2012 president. Like that would be any easier.

[pinkaholic30]

Don't read them for the sake of popular culture- read them because they're really really good! (I could care less if you see the movies... xD)

Awesome vid, as always. :D

[RomyBtc]

i loooove ur waffles but honestly, i thought u'd mention something about the harry potter phenomenon now once again awake because of the 6th movie's premieree :S

[MousketeerMaiden]

From Emily of Florida:

She was sick of looking at Russia, and decided to become a MILF proffessionally.

[pinkaholic30]

LMAO! Nice. :D

[7hippo7]

She's running for president for 2012, because the world's supposed to end, right?

[inmypajamasxD]

READ the harry potter series, hun! They're soooo good :)

amazing vid as usual!

[Wysperfauna]

She saw "Nailin' Paylin" and thought she did a good job. So she's off to Hustler to make more movies.

[ellethestar]

Sarah Palin resigned because she only just realised that there was more to the world then Russia and Alaska

[masterthes]

Sarah Palin resigned because she couldn't stand the competition of being in a state that was colder than her heart

[Crayonnnns]

Sarah resigned cause she wants to syay her campain for president in 2012!DUH

[Aeiffie]

Sarah Palin resigned because it was too cold for her interests...

[sweetheart60]

Sarah Palin resigned because she didn't like having to wear business suits all the time. She'd rather wear a bathing suit and crown.

[pushelildaisies]

From Pushelildaisies:

1st, your dad should definitely be in every issue, i adore his wit.

and 2nd, about the real reason sarah palin resigned as governor, i suppose a tell-all book deal about her life wouldnt really go over well with the republican party or her alaskan citizens.

[JellyonToast1010]

Sara Palin resigned because she was having an "affair" with a moose and she didnt want the media on her back while she was in Las Vegas :)

[dirtysockzproduction]

this is my favorate one yewt :D i loved the melting popsicles...very creative =]

[dUhiTsPiNk24]

she wants to make sex scenes with senator mccain!

[TiFFlikesFOOD]

sarah palin resigned because shane dawsons videos of her made her self esteem go WAYYY down!

[tjsalzman]

<3 <3 <3

[schairlove]

hahaha loved the heidi comments. you're def not the only one out there who finds that strange

[mshockey73]

Pop Waffle....you're the BEST!

[HeartChibi]

Sarah wanted to be on the tv show NAUGHTY GOVERNS with all the rest of em

[forgetmenot67890]

Sarah Palin resigned because she's pregnant with her daughter's baby's daddy!

[egsaraname]

Harry Potter and Miike Snow FTW!

[haleydearest]

sarah palin resigned before the rest of canada realized they elected her, it was her first smart move

[bobhornagie181]

Sarah palin is a polar bear.

[scottfaithfull]

i love pop waffle!

[meggers505]

LOL at Heidi

[xmandrinsx]

cause it got too foggy and she couldnt see Russia anymore, so now she resigned so she can move to russia! (:

[LaniLynnex3]

Someone was blackmailing Sarah Palin to resign. They found out that she was secretly a dumbass. But then again, I think we all knew that.

[lollipops4ever123]

BAHAHA! xD

[EvanFSB]

She retired so she could spend more time hunting moose, obviously...

And don't waste time watching the Harry Potter movies without reading the books. something tells me they wont make much sense.

[Callanishername]

sarah Palin is really a zombie, and she decided to resign right before the scandal comes out.

[HappyMeal606]

Great vid as always! Check out mine?

:) HM606

[Spintown7]

WOW! You used my answer, cool.

[Lollyrock]

<3 popwaffle

[amp4jwk13]

Sarah Palin couldnt take the heat! LOL

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

6th <3

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

well, actually 5th :P awesome intro must hav taken forever XD

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

awesome XD

[skankinsara]

Love it! :D

[maregee]

Love your videos. Very creative and funny.

[kittytoe]

2nd comment! love it!

[aprice2010]

muwahaha this was great