Bill Nye - Samuel Jackson

[brent78900]

OH MY GOD I swear I was just about to upload this, but you beat me to it! BY A LONG SHOT!

[butchermachine]

SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU LEARN IT?!

[milkmanv1]

What do you mean this wasn't funny?!

[Calisheriff]

BILL YOU BES GET OUT MY MOTHAFUCKIN FACE! OR THERE WILL BE MUTHAFUCKIN HELL TO PAY!!!

[cfroi08]

Samuel: So Lucy what did you learn in this fun science adventure today?

Lucy: uh...

Johhny: That gold balls are designed for better dynamics of the air so they fly farther and more controlable.

Samuel: I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A GOD DAMN THING MOTHER FUCKA!

[nicholascooney]

Samuel L. Jackson: I'm in an educational program motherfucka

[KyleAnstey]

I think the Black Eyed Peas got the idea for Pump It from the music in this clip

[RikFilms]

I like how the music references Pulp Fiction.

[MsTreasuredChest]

I like to think Jackson said that off the top of his head

[TypicalJeff]

Yes.

[PH1ASCO]

Soft-spoken Sam Jackson = scarier than screaming Sam Jackson

[TheoMarkAllen]

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THIS TEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE!

[ProxyAddress]

Science Muthafucka, DO YOU KNOW IT?!

[Cerealb0x]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

[Basiledes]

I think that musics to remind us hes in Pulp Fiction

[SnotRocketOmega]

Unless you want me to beat yo ass with this mutha fucking golf club. I suggest you toake your scrawny know-it-all ass off this motha fucking golf course!!!!!!

[bishop88]

I don't understand....Why is he not yelling?

[TheSwedishNinja]

@bishop88 Because a whispering Samuel L. Jackson is scarier than a yelling one.

[peperonyandchease]

Somebody thought of that!

[fedorgspsilvamma]

man sam jackson is in EVERYTHING

[Chivesi]

Science mothafucka! Do you know it?

[spacefaget]

I loved him in the Matrix. Hes wearing his Neo glasses here!!

[Omikron009]

@spacefaget That was Laurence Fishburne in the Matrix captain can't-tell-black-people-apart. Or were you joking? Because that's pretty funny.

[walkin9]

@spacefaget

LOL are you kidding me....

[spacefaget]

@walkin9 what you dont like Nero???

[svendiamond]

Those are the best "highest rated comments" out of all the videos on YouTube, ever.

[soundwaveman100]

bill:bye sam

sam:may the force be with you...

bill:pardon me?

sam:oh nothin......

[TMaStAA]

WHAT DOES BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY LOOK LIKE?

[JesseLH88]

Reynolds numbah!

[mcgrady7761]

bill... gtfo

[s3rris]

SAY WHAT AGAIN, BILL.

[brandon3456i]

what song is that?

[romas1995]

im a mashroom clound laying motherfucker motherfucker !

[XD00155]

SCIENCE, MUTHA FUCKA, DID YOU LEARN IT?!

[MarkArandjus]

Actually it wasn't invented but accidentally discovered as they were testing shapes for the dambuster barrel-bouncing WW2 attack.

[lolrskateslol]

JACKSON

[TheProsecuter]

I'm suprised the golf ball didn't have "Bad Mothafuka" on it!

[xXxDeitiesxXx]

@TheProsecuter it did... on the other side xD

[Dstorm20xx]

I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FU-*show cancelled*

[greekperson0305]

You're talking about the motherfucking dimples on the motherfucking ball, aren't you, motherfucker?

[U235master]

scientists are always unpopular...

*sob*

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

SURE ENOUGH!

[ledzeppelin27]

"I'm Samuel L. mcmuthapuckin Jackson and I double dare you to interupt my tee off on more goddayumn time".

[siants4senair]

does the golf ball "LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"

[tehstarkness]

haha hes got the "imma kill you white boy" look on his face

[WowzaBoyz]

more like the "i dont remember asking you a goddamn thing" look on his face

[luigifan07]

samuel jackson told bill

[thunderhorse91]

Bill Nye ftw

[Razor6731]

the youtube poop of this is hilarious

[Canedude08]

Gotta love that SystemFreak has nothing to come back with, besides insults..I love it when people whine about people selling out, merely because they are capitalizing on their fame, that they had to work for..This isn't like Paris Hilton, who doesn't have talent, Sam had to put in good work in a lot of movies, until he was able to become marketable..Now he's taking advantage of that, and that's called being intelligent..Most failures don't understand that concept..

[PeaceTucan]

you care way too much man

[22112123]

why dont you just stfu and enjoy youtube =]

[PeaceTucan]

do you guys even know what being a sellout means?

[Canedude08]

Well, I doubt SystemFreak would understand how successful people further their careers, seeing he is most likely a failure. Sam Jackson is everywhere, merely because people want to see him in pretty much everything..

[SystemFreaKk13]

wow i dont know why im having this conversation

[andychappers07]

SAY GOLD AGAIN

[wondurfullife0]

Samul Jackson is really cool as Mace Windu ! =)

But there, he's just so funny ! =)

[acrobatsutr]

Bannana, peeled bannana, HMMMM?

[slickshades99]

Bill, I didn't ask you a GODDAMN THING!

[EpicAntipathy]

That's called being successful.

[EpicAntipathy]

You don't get roasted for being a sellout.

[KhmerIshMe]

Wait.

You think that a person ... who makes 10x more money than you...

A sellout?

While hes being successful?

[Ghengis1221]

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

[br0cc0l1]

Obviously you've never seen A Time to Kill.

[CapitalFreedom]

had i had to study the reynolds number

[GrimReaper19]

0:53 - Bill! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[br0cc0l1]

Yes Bill Nye deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell!

[NekoValtz]

Bill Nye the movie.... HE COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[NBegovich]

Awesome.

[spartan17]

lol at banana - samuel transition

[thejerseydog]

i disagree with the original poster. I thought the video was quite amusing!

[kraelen]

I'm sick and tired of these motherfuckin' dimples on this mother fuckin' golf ball!

[phaloxxx]

roflmao samuel jackson owned bill , hahaha classic

[TealUnicornRainbow]

i loled hard

[Chizpurfle52595]

What do you mean, not very funny?!?! That shit was fantastic!!!!!

[UrbanDecae81]

These comments are made of fucking 99.9% WIN.

[airikitascave]

Ho sh-- IT'S SAMUEL JACKSON!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!

[crazydave2005]

LMAO!! Hella wannabe version of the pulp fiction theme, Bill Nye friggin rocks!

[Rockmaster2112]

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAINS ON BILL!

Swear to god they should have just made a left turn with Jackson saying "ENGLISH MOTHUFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[killercroc99]

BILL! You broke my concentration! I'm supposed to do that motherfucker!

[swordnerd108]

Wow... he isn't yelling? Why? Cause NOBODY yells at Bill Nye!

[tayzirov]

yeaaaa BOYYYYYYYY

[stumper93]

oh my god...i have to watch this one in science class

[archounduser10]

I Cant Belive Hes On Here

[infidelguy]

Is there a show that SLJ isn't on?! lol Love Bill and Sam!

[wickedcoolstuff]

Get this mutha f*%king scientist off this mutha f*%king golf course!

[KablamBoom]

SCIENCE MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[ArthasvsLeon]

WHAT?!

[hellzone100]

lol

[avaxxsamantha]

LMAO

[JCC1995anddoogie4]

ROFL LIKE SLJ WOULD KNOW ALL THAT

[Link4587452]

Mace Windu

[hellzone100]

ITS THE DARK SITH!!! kill him with ur lightsaber !

[RSNitsua]

I saw this on tv before and thaught it was funny

[skullsamurai]

wow this is so coooool

[MOVIEGREEN]

"I've had it with these Mutha-Fuckin' Scientists on this Mutha-Fuckin' Golf Course!!"

[SouthSid3General]

lmfao i wulda fuckin died if he said that

[xcolonel]

@MOVIEGREEN

watch your language pls

[speedybastard2]

its like the ultimate combination of people!!

[dodu561]

on this same episode, when they have a part talking about the invention of chocolate chip cookies, the guy from derrickcomedy is on it

[Suekung07]

aww poor bill Dx well I know one thing bill has but that freakin samuel doesnt actually understanding the person god I had nop idea what samuel said DX!!

[y0utube4lifeyo]

Heheheh he wrote his name on his balls heheh balls heh balls are funny heheheh balls heheh

[Jonusmax]

haha thats great!

[rainmaker614]

That's the kindest Samuel L. Jackson I've ever seen.

[KillerWulf777]

thats what i miss. a kids science show that didn't have a problem with referencing tarantino.

[gnrdude]

WTF.................

[jbuscher09]

its Morpheus

[bearstronauts]

Morpheus was Lawrence Fishburn! Samuel Jackson is known for being a Bad-ass Mutha Fucka.

[DantehMan]

Not to mention a mushroom cloud-layin' mother fucker (mother fucker!).

[Peter7Paul]

The ball shoulda said "Bad Mother Fucker"

[Arqunited]

DAMn for a MUTHA fucker like him he sounds smart. LOL

[DUBKID360]

Lol

[newgness]

bills a cool mutha fucka :)

[Termojard]

bill fucked up xD

[himynamelscolin]

duh samuel jackson wouldve beat tht guy wth his club if it was outside of the show lol

[HesDeadJim1701]

its also a tradition not to let black people on to golf courses.

[TheDrunkMunk]

I have to admit i lol'd.

[PISTOLcm]

LMFAO!

[hyperboycomics]

I have my name on my balls too!

[HolyGaleRyu]

OH GOD I LOL'D

[lottavideo]

so its tradition and not just something you invented. I SAID IT'S TRADITION MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMIN OUTTA MY MOUTH!

[ArthasvsLeon]

Samuel L. Jackson + Bill Nye the Science Guy = SHEER SCIENTIFIC MOTHA-FUCKING ORGASM!!

[tenac2215]

Holy Shit! I can't believe Samuel L. Jackson is on Bill Nye!

[fudgemonkeyz69]

One of the few funny scenes from Bill Nye.

[DrButler]

Science motherfucker, do you speak it!?

[NyErNiNjA]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT :D

[Crewwstube]

I am sick of these muthafucken scientists on this muthfucken golfcourse!

[GrayBlueness]

ROFL!!!

[Straightedge00000000]

we had to watch this in school,and i could hear the pulp fiction theme with changed notes in the backround

[Drola4]

That reminds me of how an airplane works. There is something called an Airfoil. An Airfoil is on the wings of a plane. There is a curve on the top of the wing going into a slope at the end of the wing. On the bottom of the wing, it is flat. The top of the wing makes wind move below it. Once air moves from the top of the wing to the bottom of the wing it creates air pressure below the plane and then using the Bournulis Principle, the plane takes off into the air and that is how an Airfoil works.

[FoxGTR34Nismo]

-Sorry...can't help it-

Then ad snakes yes?

[virus987]

almost but not quite. the shape of the wing makes the air travel faster under it and slower above it, creating hight presure below and low above- hence the lift of the wing. - and not making the air above go under as ou said.

[UltraMegaSandwich]

you get aquafoils nowadays too on submarines- the same but upside down

[DJxCroky]

whahaah *IT GOES FARTER*

[DJxCroky]

whahaah *IT GOES FARTER*

[Aperture24]

O MY GOD HES SMART!!!! *shoots himself*

[THEMASTA3]

i dare you mutha fucka i double dare you mutha fucka explain the science of the golf ball one more mutha fuckin time

[snoopay700]

I'm pretty sure the movie that music was referencing was Jackie Brown.

[calvinloveshxc]

no pulp ficion

[snoopay700]

You have heard of sarcasm haven't you?

[ghhost92]

bananna...peel bananna

[psycofloyd]

Sammy!!!!

[BeniDaKidd]

"You're talking about the motherfuckin' dimples on the motherfuckin' ball, aren't you Bill?" is what he wanted to say.

[mattisthegodofwar]

lmao

[mseales]

rofl

[kramer1998]

That is!? I love star wars!

[SoStar4]

Thats Mace Windu!

[kudurrumaqlu]

thats some gooood fucking golf balls mutha fuka

[Kodiaks17]

GOOD motha fuckin choice mother fucka samuel l jakcson you might even fight a nigga or two mmm mmm bitch....this guy is in evrything if you look close enough in your home videos he's in them

[jeebs15]

drink bitch

[wheremyfrogo]

its funny, its educational, and its all SAMAUEL L. JACKSON!

[FoolioBeardy]

Hoo-rah!

[windydraffts]

Hahahahhahaha RAWK ON

[vilbobaggins666]

badass mmutha fucka bitching Bill Nye. Sick shit, dude, I approve with five stars

[KidFunkyFry15]

uhh...okay 'stuff' happens

[TubeZoogy]

KidFunkyFry15, actually LISTEN to what he says next time and maybe you'll learn something. In a nutshell: dimples on a golf ball shrink its air resistance and allow it to fly further through the atmosphere than a perfect sphere.

[jeffhardyfans22]

lol

[TonboXChocho]

SamueL J mutha fucka. He was a mutha fuckin jedi with a mutha fucking purple lightsaber that cut of Jango Fetts mutha fuckin head and he would like to play some mutha fuckin golf damnit. Samuel invented badass black people...not the chancellor, NOT TUPAC...SAMUEL FUCKING J!

[LeJo82]

he is the coolest bad motherfucker ever...

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

BUT HE DIDNT SEEM TO CARE ABOUT THAT

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

BLACK PEOPLE ON GOLF COURSES

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

IT WAS also A TRADITION TO NOT HAVE

[roflshotgun21]

Banana, peeled banana...hm...

[therethere011]

strangely, i understood all that....thank you 2nd year engineering fluid dynamics!

[SpamNapkin]

LET ME PLAY SOME MUTHA FUCKIN GOLF

[snailboy38]

"I have HAD it with all these mother fucking physicists interrupting my mother fucking golf games!"

[theforealdeal]

you rock anus hole!

[BeniDaKidd]

"It's my mothafuckin' golfballs. Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in HELL!" Someone have to do a Chappelle Jackson, come'on now. "Mmmm-mmmmmm, Bill!"

[IHaveACoolName]

lmao it would be hilarious if someone edited at the very end:

"MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!"

[SethTurtle]

Samuel Jackson could perform a Barney the Dinosaur sketch and it would still be fucking awesome.

[JenniferFunk]

i actually prefer the real lines from pulp fiction.

substituting "four" for "what" and then getting the lines COMPLETELY WRONG is lame.

[Straightedge00000000]

HAH.Saw this in Science.

[deadlydeadite]

Thats not miserlou, it is just a similar song.

[pandadiva601]

ha ha ha ha .....sammule l jackson triped me out dude! lol

[ThousanWhite]

lol. I don't remember this. SLJ pwning Nye on the tee..