STEVEN SEAGAL: The Glimmer Man (Restaurant Scene)

[tama3774]

@coolasshole23

These are movies dude!! You know??,, For entertainment purposes! But in real life, I am quite sure Seagull would kick the shit outta you and sit you down on a hot stove to warm that asshole off!!!!

[TheLilMac27]

why would this scene get dislikes?

[coolasshole23]

Steven Seagal= fail, he had 2 good movies, Above the law, and Under siege and that is about it. His new show as a cop? he is sweating the whole time and he is not even moving! looks like he is sweating some butter. I am a wrestler, and I was the best wrestler back in high school. If I want to fight Seagal, all I have to do is take him down to the ground, and punch his face in, and the fight will be over. Lets see who gets butt hurt in this one, and no one can deny the his movies are garbage!

[nicotosconi]

You're right about this being the last of the good seagal movies...Glimmer man has a pretty decent plot line and some enjoyable fight scenes like this one in particular.

[Pumpkinhead1818]

@nicotosconi Exit Wounds was pretty good. Everything else beyond that was shit.

[nicotosconi]

Yeah it's like the guy has a rubber ducky stuffed in his pants..Ha ha

[ThyselfKnow]

neo would be proud

[FredrixoN]

The funniest thing about this is that he can actually pull that off... i can tell from experience that laying even a single punch on an aikido master is quite difficult. Even with a group of attackers.

[gbinct]

4:24.... pause it.... Brian Cox at his finest.

[pickledtochus]

@gbinct You've got that right, lol! xD

[MrRonnie28]

seagull

[50joshie]

i cant find this movie anywhere

[Derail07]

@50joshie - me too STRANGE

[DarKKnightt07]

this is seagal's last best movie.

[rizal5150]

4:01

[StevenSukovich]

I just want to see 1 Seagal fight that he doesn't break everything

[HarPlayer]

always like beat em movies in this movie what was his past ? would have been go to know just more info in the movie about S..S where the Glimmer man all started. .

[TheLilMac27]

steven seagal iz a str8 og!

[unhooked25]

All Steven does is slap the guy chatting on the phone and he goes down like a sack of potatoes. How fake.

[Angel3243]

He's an amazing martial artist. I think he needs another really good movie; after all he outlasted Van Damme!

[OmegaSaiyan92]

@Angel3243 well unlike van damme he didn't become a crack head, the only reason he went to B action flicks is because his ex-wife kelly lebrock said he beat the shit out of her

[AikidoEnth]

That throat jab always does the trick. 1:25

[Hobbes1025]

At 4:54, when Steven grabs the guy by his balls, did anyone else hear a "squeak-toy" noise??

[juliacochran2536]

When he was still beautiful......



[SiloHunter]

Thank you senator you´re so kind LOL

[8bobthebuilder]

i love how Seagal doesn't even have so much as a scratch on him at teh end of the fight!

[SiloHunter]

I love this part of the movie.....concidering that Brian Cox is scottish he still does a great southern accent LOL

[SiloHunter]

I love this part of the movie.....concidering that Brian Cox is scottish he still does a great southern accent LOL

[kittenfan]

This guy is just so boring. he got kicked in the stomach for 5 times and he didnt feel a thing. wtf. and then he just kicked some ass. i hardly see him get punched.

[bigjordanguy]

They didn't vote lieberman

[Raymond7904]

Seagal's face at 1:22 is CLASSIC!

[miftahozma]

Are there any among you who has a collection of movie The Glimmer Man? I hope anyone willing to upload. Thank you in advance.

[typhon3808]

@miftahozma And get banned from YouTube? No thanks...

[ZimmermanTelegram]

That was one confident bad guy

[wknightm]

It's not every day a man grabs you by the balls and kicks you through a wine rack.

[hulk90000]

the guy didnt get the hint when getting his wrist twisted not even when seagal threw him threw a fucking window, he had to double punch the guy to get him to stop.

[KimLeesBoy]

I think this would be Steven Seagal's last good action movie. His fight scenes on Exit Wounds and Half Past Dead weren't as good.

[mrcapablanca]

@KimLeesBoy I agree, I believe glimmer man was his last "good movie" before the downward spiral.

[Batman8657]

4:52 MY NUUUUUTS!!!

[1tskie]

ale obił im geby

[altairassasinos]

Damn.. I have never seen one guy hit Seagal right in the face.. Never!!

[K0MP0NIST]

@altairassasinos

He gets the hit in the face when facing the last bad guy. And he bleeds plenty!

[RogierViHarkema]

The final line did it.

[evilgoodness231]

Sorry about that. My comments weren't showing up at first....

[evilgoodness231]

Nobody can touch this guy! It doesn't matter if there is room full of people with guns... Seagal will just block the bullets with his hands.

[thekendokid]

@evilgoodness231 correction, no-one gets a chance to fire their gun in the first place...

[evilgoodness231]

@thekendokid Haha you got that right dude.

[evilgoodness231]

I guess it doesn't matter if they have guns... Seagal will just block the bullets with his hands.

[evilgoodness231]

Nobody can ever touch this guy... why don't any of these big bad mobsters have a gun?

[itscalledbeer]

SUIT FIGHT!

[TheRexmoon]

this man have a big body control

[KluChz22]

a Steven Seagal movie contains 80% fight scenes and places destruction, 10% of speech, 10$ of awesome badass moves, correct me if i'm wrong

[72281livefreeordie]

This is the first time Ive seen him in a restaraunt and not be pre-occupied by the food. Thats will power.

[zukazamammee]

so polite yet deadly thats why i love seagal

[someguy111222]

steven makes me laugh, he basicaly beats people up with a smile

[GustavoAdrian26]

The Chinese potions rules!

[someguy111222]

dont ever talk back to steven seagal

[ObiWanShinobi1]

This was definitely his best, everything after this was pretty much degenerating into punchout porn.

[smoking1212]

segal as of late has become the fatmans james bond.

[9sunskungfu]

@smoking1212 what you expect? he's 60 yrs old

[Onikirimaru004]

WOW!! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FILM OF STEVEN SEAGAL. I LOVE THIS SCENE.

IT'S SUPERB AND NICE.

Seagal is the Best Master in Aikido. Simply Superb. I love his Best films, in his good time.

I have practiced Jiu-jitsu during Nine years. And i must come back to practice Martial Arts soon.

YOU ARE GORGEOUS STEVEN!! WOW!!

A BIG HUG,BY YOUR SPANISH FRIEND & FAN:

NACHO ESPEJO

[zybanday]

Who would win in a fight with Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal? Id have to say Segal with his quickness. But I really couldnt say.

[Salamander6969]

I love this scene.

5 people couldn't get a table at Marcus's.

[Salamander6969]

I love this scene.

[Hunkola]

Head bouncing off a brass pole does NOT make a ringing noise

[TsubakiYayoi]

@Hunkola How would you know? You ever had your head knocked against a brass pole?

[Donatellangelo]

That was gratuitous.

[CryHavocDogsOfWar]

"What bruise?" Fucking idiot! Haha

[flex1121]

oh shit! i had booked to lento's !

[DancingSpiderman]

oh shit that's expensive

[kyawwaiyan]

What kind of stupid thick azzhole would start (or even think of) fighting with guys like Seagal, Chuck Norris, Van Damn or Jet Li. It would only happen in the movies.

[danane2009]

Awesome , Steve Is the man

[gunman5945]

DAMN when stev comes to your place call your insurance agent. Time for a policy incress.

[MaddDogg81]

in almost every TV show or movie with a oneway phone convo with questions and answers an answer is always given so fast. Like Steve answers the phone and replys to the callers question so fast

[mrdax1997]

the guy at 0:56 gets his ass whoped by steven seagal 3 times

1:01

1:25

4:00

[apuzyr]

"Never under estimate your opponent"  f/ Power Punching Secrets

[simplyguys]

4:52 OUCHHH !!

[JustABoy02]

he asshole what are you, blind? we're closed!

you kinda talk to much *slap* xD

vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?! ^.^

[IQ9SV]

AΠΑΙΧΤΟΣ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freaker126]

that guy is funny ..sissy beads ..haha!

[jgraz42]

most entertaining bar fight in a movie, EVER!!!! lol

[navylaks2]

Steven is so polite:)

[richbike2000]

"Do you validate parking?" LOL

[TheMentalDestroyer]

i love it when he says ' You kinda talk too much and then gives him a bitchslap :)

[Aztexwarrior]

STEVEN SEAGAL WAS ''BOURNE'' TO KICK-ASS!!

[coryboy345]

@Aztexwarrior I see what you did there!

[frodonet]

steven seagal makes great reservation

[bodhisattva99]

do you validate parking?  AWESOME... not even breathing hard... :)

[popshhnry]

Steven Seagal is one of the best, If not the best.

[NEMESIS1999]

Ok this is very theatrical but can we see him ingage in a REAL fight???

[SENGVIN]

@NEMESIS1999 i can se him ingage a fight ,but i can't se u ingage any fight

[NEMESIS1999]

@SENGVIN

That is because i am faraway from your visual sight and second this is not a real fight those are stunts.....

[explorerrocker09]

@NEMESIS1999 yes, hes a pro at martial arts

[Lassannn]

You know what? It's still better than Citizen Kane.

[Ruychaven]

Brian Cox! He's amazing!

"ACHILLES!!!!!!!!"

[TheLinka05]

we're closed for renovation, I'd say two monts..... I can't breathe.....

[gbinct]

Brian Cox's facial expressions make this scene.

[mastermultitasker]

He has to take his plate!He must eat!

[guitarsundefined]

lmfao. @ the dude whose head he bounced on the brass column 3 times lmfao.

[IMFDB]

Allstate's must hate Steven Seagal!

[TheLatinJuggalo]

5:20 Lmao

[MegaGroundWater]

The looks @1:25 and @ 4:25 are priceless :P

[Wittmann73]

he was in good shape until the late 90s

[ErikPaulsonFan]

@Wittmann73 No way. He was already fat in Under Siege and that was 92.

[juniorthug1]

@ErikPaulsonFan he was in good shape in 92 bro he got fat in the 2000 eera lol

[ErikPaulsonFan]

@juniorthug1 My man, watch the scene in Under Siege (1992) where he makes the bomb in the microwave. It's the only scene where he's shown in a tank top and his belly is visible on screen. Tell me he's not fat.

[juniorthug1]

@ErikPaulsonFan he may have put on sum weight in dat movie but compare him now to then and youll see di difference hes a fat azz now though but thats jsut because hes old.

[1976redstorm]

Damn, why did Steven Seagal ever had to go and get old and fat? This was the last film he was in that was worthy of him, i think.

[creed200569]

@1976redstorm go say that to his face..lol. he can still kick some ass at his age

[1976redstorm]

@creed200569 hehe true, yeah THAT i dont doubt a second:)

[vegeta353658]

Should have raped the bitch too while he was raping everyone else.

[gbinct]

@ 4:22, Brian Cox's facial expression is priceless!

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

@gbinct Lol, his own guys are getting the shit kicked out of them and he's like "You guys really shouldn't fuck with this man."

[mhltan74]

One of the best scenes in the whole movie! Seagal is doing a bit of cleanup here.

[DynastyLuminous46]

@mhltan74 Haha if that's cleaning up my mom should be very happy with how I leave my bedroom behind.

[1993heavenshallburn]

i love it when he beats the holy crap out of some guys...what fighting art does he use?

[shamoneshaneigh]

@1993heavenshallburn aikido.

[borisgf]

@1993heavenshallburn He uses Akido Martial arts,,, it's an art where the one uses the force of the opponent against the opponent

[littledebbie187]

Happy Birthday, Steven Seagal.

[MasterChince]

at 3:34ish

[MasterChince]

this here in my oppinion... has the best fight choreography I have seen on a movie..... displaying what a real fight looks like ... and I have seen lots of martial arts movies

[solpapisolmook]

@MasterChince Which is why idiots like you fund this crap.

[MasterChince]

@solpa well...... please tell me whats better then

[solpapisolmook]

@MasterChince What? I don't understand your question. Is English not your first language?

[culbriz]

Does anyone know who his Wing Chun teacher was or where he learned it?

[Italics560]

he is a 7th dan black belt in Aikido. He choreographs his own fight scenes.

[SeriousSam0378]

I would say 2 month lol

[vegeta353658]

Steven likes to grab people's nuts doesn't he?

[culbriz]

Who did the fight choreography for this movie?

[pinescentedwoodsmoke]

4:15 hahaha

[MrAhmedrr]

the best steven seagl

[bobbyhitsbakk009]

Seagalian buddy-cop flick.

Fun ^^

[jacksbooty]

whats brian cox doing in this visual dross?

[enigma185]

One of the best Segal Films ever!

[Unkn0wnGuy]

"Do you validate parking?" haha

[ringadong]

Kudos to Seagal for getting Brian Cox in his film - he lends it a touch of class.

[nejlus]

0:36 what a slap haha :)

[bluesfashion]

hahahahahah funny part

[shamoneshaneigh]

4:22 that is a fatality !! either that or that guy is going to be a vegetable

[skipper8257]

Of coarse it doesn't hurt when you are 6'4" hands the size of a baseball mit and a Master of Aikido.

[LeandroMuntendam]

hello lentos whahahaha EPIC!

[ringadong]

You're right, that is hysterical how calmly he says it after causing all that mayhem!

[762full]

"At the moment......."

[Dave54600]

They should have done a Predator 3 movie with Seagal, he'd have beat the shit out of it.

[boundaryzero]

LOL... kicked it in the nuts or something

[mrgrazzt]

@Dave54600

ROFL! Agreed. He doesn't need guns.

[Omerath9]

classic scene

[762full]

Hell Yeah

[d4seasons]

@Omerath9 i think all s. seagal scenes are classics. in the 1990's s. seagal went to hong kong to meet w/ jackie chan. wouldn't it be great to see seagal teaming up w/ chan ? i don't think seagal is into comedy but it would of been fun if they made a movie together. can't believe all these seagal movies are from the 1990's. enjoy.****

[Groesbeek1994]

Hello Lentos!!

[Lematiq6]

"that bruise!" ha....lookin' stupid, & got tha shit knocked out of him! lol

[MegaGroundWater]

@Lematiq6 Three times in a row as well. He should know when to give up.

[Brady2k10]

all i can say is, Seagal is the man and so is "Lionel Starkweather" for those of you who know what im talking about ^^

[BigN33dle]

I know who Seagal is but who's Lionel Starkweather?

[Brady2k10]

Brian Cox was played a snuff film director in the video game Manhunt and his name is Lionel Starkweather, check that game out, its well violent.

[Surebro0]

that was funny "Were Closed

BAM Bitch Slap!!!!!!!! OWNED and PAWNED

"Yea come on over we"ll give you a table"

[Sorayn]

I'd say Cox pretty much nails it!

[ThingyBlahBlah3]

Brian Cox's reaction shots are hilarious, especially at 4:24. And that's a pretty good southern accent coming from a Brit!

[Brady2k10]

it is but you can hear a bit of his Scottish accent coming through if you listen but he's a great actor, every actor that comes out of Britain is a great actor.

[xupamelacorneta]

4:35 Cut!!!...aaaand...Action!!!

[nativepower1982]

steven seagal must be a fag everymovie he makes he grabssombodys balls lol

[antidiz]

My long lost brother separated at birth....lol

[dcm221985]

2:34 - 2:46....in other words, "don't make me fuck you up"

[Emeraldfrozen]

This movie is unintentionally funny, from the start till the end. The scene where he tells a white guy to get their "Ugly white ass" out of his face to the end when he tells the same guy that he woke up today wishing he was dead. Classic.....

[antidiz]

He is my long lost brother separated at birth...lol. An 8th degree aikido master...

[bigbluemsp]

Yeah where were you born then? What Hospital and city was he born at?

[07Caine01]

Ha,the Sensei is the greatest.

[07Caine01]

The Sensei is great.

[kjsh987]

ha ha ha an american fat bastard doing the paper of a mobster. he even doesnt look as italian

[NEMESIS1999]

Italians are fat most of them.

[TheRexmoon]

steven rules...!!!

[NEMESIS1999]

But i dont understand he is not in a risk situation he cant always grab the balls his head was open the stomach was open even the legs were open for a direct attack.

[Shittywaffles]

hey that guy in the restaurant is the same guy plays the Greek King in Troy.