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  • KONY 2012

  • First time ever watching Woody. Thought it would just be another cod commentary, but i was very wrong. Actually helped me out with some situations, thank you for that.

  • Its a private match. Because he is getting silver xp instead of gold

  • @TheAarong2000 like he said it isn't about the gameplay its about the questions.

  • If one of my friends passed gas in class... I would laugh with them not at them.

  • when you started reading the 13 year olds suicide letter, you got this voice that almost seemed like you were making fun of him. im just saying.

  • you know....

  • as Woody was saying, with thoughts of suicide, trust me I have been there. but as a weird example, I was talking to my girlfriend and we were talking about university and how I was thinking of going away, and instead of breaking up its better to be away for a few years then still have the 50+ years together, instead of giving up and giving up those years. in the same way if you kill yourself now, your ripping yourself and others off of those years down the road that can be amazing.

  • why does every mail Monday have a sexual title? lol

  • @blibblab1001 cuz anything sexually or pornographic related catches woody's attention he admit in one of his male mondays

  • @Monderd45 Male Monday HA! I get it

  • Anyone notice silver xp instead of gold

  • @niggeryay its a privit match

  • @niggeryay cus its a private macth so the silver xp means that those points arent actually leveling u up

  • He danced everyone laughed now hes just gaming and doing youtube to ppl who didnt see it

  • I almost fucking kill myself in Highschool, since I believed life was worth shit. Now that I'm out of that shit-hole, everything has become calm, steady and increasingly better. The bad memories are still there, and I developed a personality disorder where I find myself lacking interest towards people, but things have gotten better since then. I don't think about the past too much and focus more on the here and now. Life gets better guys, You end up laughing at your past self and smile.

  • i thought that it said Suicide Courage

  • for unamericans its superior studies :D

  • Anyone that's 13 and wants to die obviously has no clue what life is about and needs to grow up a bit before making a life changing (pun intended) decision like that.

  • great video Woddy! i always love your mail mondays :)

  • thumbs up if u saw a dick at 6:21

  • iam going throught the same

  • you should be a teacher, just the way you talk makes you sound like a teacher

  • Woody you should be a suicide prevention spokesman

  • Suicide; a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

  • @KazuoDzn thats what my health teacher says all the time

  • (;-;) Its alright dude youll get through it " 

  • Big respect Woody, but dont use the word "cherry" when talking about virgins

  • did anyone notice GODOFDEATH from all big youtubers livestreams?

  • 12 times!?!?!? my penis would fall off hahaha xD

  • @sammydems Ur a fucking retard get a life

  • @DEawesomeest Learn punctuation before you insult people online. But, before you learn punctuation, go hang yourself. The world doesn't need your shitty DNA remaining in our genetic code.

  • @sammydems did you even listen to this commentary? go hang yourself is probably the worst thing you could of said in the comments of this vid

  • @chinesechocolatelove That was the point.

  • @sammydems Are you stupid? like are you actually stupid. One of the topics of this video was suicide prevention. And I read you telling someone to focus on their grammar, and more importantly telling them to hang them self? I don't care what the other person said that triggered your awefull reaction. You need to think things over.  Bitch.

  • @Knapster4444 Hahahaha trollololol

  • @Knapster4444 On a side note, learn to spell. But, before you do... Oh, wait, I think I've said this before... Killing yourself and DNA and what-not... You get the idea.

  • @sammydems you're a waste of life. =)

  • @sammydems no just no

  • I feel bad for the one who is thinking of suicide... I hope he rethinks it ;-;

  • i came here for suicide lol

  • I WAS @ KILLINGTON LAST WEEK srry 4 the caps

  • "There's a lot of variation down there.." :L

  • im praying 4 that 13 year old.

  • Thank you for your first answer. Now I don't what other people think if I stutter. Also I'm 10 and waht should I do if people say shit about me when I stutter? Thanks, Justin

  • woody, you are better than any suicide hotline.

    you are amazing!!!:)

  • @DarkXxXJack so someone who helps people with life problems or solutions who don't want to talk to anyone else, needs answers and he answers for them and possibly make them feel better and you call him a fag. You're a fag

  • i know the videos done but im ganna keep going........ lol

  • @DarkXxXJack .... are you seriously calling somebody who is extremely entertaining, very helpful, and nice a....FAG aka Funny Acrobat Goat??? hes now that acrobatic even if he is funny... go hate on xJawz

  • @DarkXxXJack a*, youre not cool so stay in school

  • to the 13 year old dude..........................­............ Trust me i was in the same boat it gets way way way better i got everything going well despite my feelings i had years ago.

  • Woody, I think you try to spend a little too much time replying to these emails (stuffin with BS). Many of these could have been answered in 1-3 sentences.

  • @DantheHP some people actually have these problems and woody wants to help in many ways as possible stop being so rude jerk.

  • @MrBrisucks :|

    Okay. For the suicide shit, all he had to say was the dumbass teen was going through a phase common in teenagers. He'll get through it and realize what he was thinking was stupid. 2 sentences... Instead he fills his "speech" with BS.

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  • woody when i see a bad dancer i think theyre one of the worst people ever created(as does everyone else in the world). when i see a bad dancer i stop the music, i go up to the person, raise their arm and yell THIS PERSON IS A BAD DANCER. everyone laughs, and usually ends in suicide. where is your advice now?

  • @Dancethroughsunday Go die.

  • @strp00ner57 why

  • @Dancethroughsunday you little trollin douche. WTF is wrong with you, i really hope you never have anybody to dance with if that's what you do. Honestly i feel bad for you. I hope your ignorance teaches you a lesson, Karma is a bitch remember that.

  • @Dancethroughsunday Dude you need to carm down your making your self look like a fucking mean and fucking stupid person if you do that and you feel good after you have said that to some one then and also next time think about what people might think of you next time you have a spaz about how some one cant dance

  • @undeadfire123 i'm giving woody a scenario where his advice would fail, you're dumb and only a little kid so you don't realize the context of which i was using.

  • @Dancethroughsunday Ohk Sorry i thought you were going off to some guy

    and also im not a little 12 year old :)

  • Nah

  • quik question wen did u start gaming

  • In your vid there is somone talking in the back ground :D (not you)

  • "there is a lot of variation down there" haha lol ^^

  • Look at every comment here, these people don't know you yet they all of them just want to give you a hug and say it will be alright. Please don't kill yourself, because in my mind, I'll think I failed you. If you won't live for you, do it for me. I'm a 16 guy and I cried because of this.

  • Place your hand over your heart.. You feel that? Yup, that's "purpose". Don't give up. Also DON'T FORGET! You were the fastest sperm cell!!! Check that off your HELL YEA list.

  • theres a snake in my boot

  • suicide kid :(, don't worry man it gets way better, when I was 16 I tried to overdose on pain medication and anti depressants because at the time my life was horrible (abused and addicted to narcotics, cocaine ecstasy etc) But within ONE YEAR my entire life turned around and Im thankfull everyday! DON't worry things will get better :)

  • @thedicklick1 fucking fag

  • @illpunchyourbaby fucking fag

  • @illpunchyourbaby Fuck you asshole.

  • 05:22 - Mine did ;)

  • why am i watching this??? (im 12)

  • @TheSniperBroz

    Because this is the best video series ever created on Youtube.

  • @TheSniperBroz no one cares

  • or 12 times haha

  • The rule of thumb = If there is more space between clitoris and the vagina than the length of your thumb phalanx, it's very unlikely she will have a climax through penetrative sex.

  • Live your life and have your day. And care very little for what they say.

  • this is awkward cause im 13......

  • @ThtNoobWhoPwns Me too 0_o

  • @10Squirrelmaster Me too 0_o

  • @ThtNoobWhoPwns me too omg this is inception

  • you're a great guy woody

  • @minicuful Really? Take your meds man no need to go all caps on this vid.

  • @minicuful you wanna point out what you dont like? your 45, bad grammer, bad manners, and not classy at all. point out what you dont like. what is woody saying thats corrupting children?

  • @minicuful hey grandpa

  • @minicuful If you where 45 years old you'd know better than writing in caps saying Woody's a bitch and that bad grammar...I'm 14, English isn't even my first language but if you're 45 years old you got the mind of an 11 year old.

  • @8675698 if I could like that comment I would.

  • dude u should be a psychologist

  • how did you get this camo?

  • such a gay intro

  • future woody sent me here

  • Woody have you ever thought about how many lives you've saved?

  • Haha thats me I get hella bitches but I can't dance for shit, :( downer

  • nice intro

    

  • i wanted to commit suicide a while ago because my parents hated me and said i was a waste of space i had no friends and my teachers hated me (i was 13 at this time) and i thought about committing suicide for long periods of time but then i met my resolve which is to prove everyone wrong and now i'm doing better in school even though i'm still hated i'm pushing through it with my resolve so before you commit suicide think of every possibility of what you could do and if that doesn't work talk to

  • the people on the suicide hotlines

  • i used to think about killing myself a couple of years ago, im almost 14 now things have gotten extremely better, i became way more popular , got an amazing girlfriend and much more. things will always get better. never care what anyone else has to say about you, do your own things thats what makes you different from everyone else.

  • @ilovespreying Saying that things will always get better is ignorant, there's no guarantee just because it happened to you.

  • wow great quality video

  • blowjob man

  • this is like the steve harvey morning show

  • The gift of life is the most important thing in the world, it's not that important when you grow older becouse you've achieved a lot, and you have kids and grandkids or whatever, but, I know the religious people have a bright after-life or so, but the main thing is that when life ends it isn't 'Life over; Try again' i'm not being cold-blooded but that's how it is... furthermore, ALL people have bad days/months/years, and they're all here. one thing i've learn, happiness atracts happiness.

  • The kid reads my mind!!

  • some of you r answers arent hlepful if you dont know what to say just leave the question!

  • I think my life is turning around right now and im loving it

    Reason: a girl :D

    and im bad with girl so trust me guys its not impossible :)

    Only downside was that everything went wrong for about 1-2 years, my "friends"became giant d-bags and i didn't have the energy to try "matching" as them because im not a d-bag= depression =smoking

    im 16 thats bad...

    But remember :) stay strong it will work out :)

  • how u got that camo

  • GODOFDEATH89 :)

  • no one should commit suicide

  • check out my channel for some funny or cool vids :)

  • your like the smartest guy i know and you always seem to have the answers to other peoples problems.

  • @chrishorr and some day he'll need us to answer his problems :P

  • woody wish i listened to this a year ago. my first time(and my gf's) sucked. we snuck into her house and had about 30 minutes til her parents got back so everything was rushed and the overall experience rather unpleasant due to that

  • you go skiing at killington?

    i'll be there next week all week! YES!

  • do we gotta send a private message for mailmonday? 

  • 12 Times? that is a superpower ha

  • No lie this video made me feel great and I highly appreciate you speaking about this I know it takes a lot ! and helping people out is very important.

  • i cryed like a bitch when ui talked about suicide, i like u woody

  • you could be a therapist

  • my ex's name was jaci(pronounced hasee) and sounds like your wife...creepy cuz I'm 14, I'm not suggesting that i bagged ur wife, I'm jst saying its a.....ill jst shut up :3

  • @mailman4360 hhahahaha dumbass

  • OMG WOODY! MY COUSIN WAS IN THAT BAND!

  • When I was 13 (22 now) I was hanging out with my friends. Ive gone through depression after I graduated highschool. I didnt get into a school, I had not car, no lisense,no girl. My parents argued all the time. All my friends where in college and away from me. I had no one to turn to. So I decided to move 4hrs away to live with my friends for 6 months. being around them cured my depression. Friends are an amazing thing. they will get you through anything

  • @supermanofmen I recently went through another bit of a depression when I couldnt figure what I wanted to do, I basicaly lost my job for abit after I moved back from pittsburgh, It was around christmast time and I get depressed sometimes around the holidays(for what ever reason). But I told my self literly "STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY!!!" and convinced myself i had the whole world to conquor, and I started achieving goals. lisense,car, new job, applied to a school. got accepted.

  • @supermanofmen What im saying it the future is right around the corner and you always have somthing to look forward to. :)

  • Dude when i was 13 and now i am 14 :D i had some moments that i wanted to shoot my self or just jump off a cliff its just a moment and a time in your life you think that you are useless, but the thing is your not useless there is a LONG way ahead of u dude just forget what your parents are saying about you just walk past them and don't play attention well that's what i used to do and now i am happy relaxing and playing and studying. Well the point is that you have to carry on and dont look back.

  • lol ikr

  • 30-40 WTF!!!?!?!?!?

  • @macmak246 52-40?

  • Did you get a hit marker with a pred missle? :o

  • cool woody! I live in vermont :) the snow gets boring though, TRUST ME!

  • Dude your 13 your life is fine... >NO HATE HERE<

    Love you woody

  • in australia its primary 1-6 and high school 7-12

  • to all you yanks! collage is not the same as university. in uk (and im assuming commonwealth) you go to middleschool (11-13) then upper school (14-15) then sixthform which is the equivalent of college (16-18) then you go to university for howeverlong you want to do your degree ect ect.

  • @disesed wtf thats wrong... its Primary school then Junior school then Secondary school then iether college,6th form or work then university if you go through college then decide to go university

  • @ProxWalker nope i live in britain. its primary school (5-11) then secondary school(11-16) then 6th form (16-18)then university

  • @BourneClan i live in England and your wrong its infants (3-5) then primary (5-11) then secondary (11-16) then its a choice of either 6th form college or going straight into work and if you go college or 6th for you can go university

    the way your saying it makes out its mandatory to go to 6th form and university

  • Hey! you know about nz :D

    

  • this is a private match

    THE Xp is cray color

  • @MrKingRobert15 he said that...

  • @MrKingRobert15 he said that at the beggining

  • Not to be offensive Woody, but to your first story on dancing, it is not due to Bravery. You are an extrovert so you do not see it from the introverts point of view and that is why you don't understand that.

  • Thanks a ton woody, my school is a pretigious choir school and my girlfriend is the best our age. my choir teacher tells me im good but i lack the bravery. you gave me a competely differnt mind set and i actually did a solo in classs and i impressed many, made myself feel amazing, and my girlfriend is extremely proud of me

  • This is only the second video I have ever watched of yours, but I am already extremely impressed.

    Thanks for being such a great person and helping these people out.

  • Who gives a shit!!!! What an attention whore.

  • godofdeath was in syndicates gamenight???

  • Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem

  • @jupata99 That's smart. Put that on a T-shirt and sell it ! :O Seriously

  • ur playing against godofdeath....he is syndicates stalker!lol

  • @downey1892 well now hes woodys stalker aswell

  • have considered suicide multiple times. But trust me, it's not the answer. Something wonderful will happen and make you release "wow this wouldn't have happened if i ended my life" and you will be glad you didn't. You will have your down moments in life, but all of the wonderful moments will make up for it. Just try and keep your head up and make it through the rough patches and you will realise suicide and self harm isn't the answer. I hope it all works out for you.

  • @pokealong1227 Your wording is beautiful.

  • I have had a nerve disease(RSD) that is extremely painful(been proven to be more painful than cancer) and when it's at it's worst it litterally feels like a slight touch is curshing my bones. I used to wake up screaming in pain shouting to get it off me, when all that was on me was my sheets. When i found out it was for life, and impossible to cure i told my mom "Mom, if i have to live like this for the rest of my life, i don't want to live.." I have clinical depression and......

  • Man your only 13! You have school and college still go, don't be stupid and waist a life, just think about all the people with illnesses which may die the next day, think about the people with no money or no homes who have to live in the boiling heat travailing miles just to get clean drinkable water. You may feel as low as possible right now, but if things are at there worst, they can only get better right? Don't waist a life when so many peoples life's are being taken away from them.

  • I'd love if the entire segment on the "Suicide" could make national news and Woody could be the spokesman. Help people, help kids, end bullying, end suffering.

  • I have another problem which I am only 4'10 and everybody in my grade is taller and I dont want to ask people out because it would be awkward and weird. I already had a girlfriend and she was very weird towards me, not in a good way. She dumped me. I didnt even like her, I was peer pressured into asking her. I also dont like anyone and cant find anything that I think attractive. I dont love guys, or girls. What do I do?

  • @TheVideoOverdose not fun but send a private message

    

  • @TheVideoOverdose Just wait. I know it's hard but you will eventually find a girl you like.

  • @TheVideoOverdose - You have the same problem as a fair few people and it can be caused by any number of emotional trauma such as rape, ptsd of any sort, biological differences, hormone immbalances. In your case if you don't have ptsd or have experienced sexual abuse or any sort of abuse it may be that you are Asexual which means that you aren't attracted to anyone. Truth is, you'll always have peer pressure but it's never good to fake something like attraction.