Mario Party 7 Gameplay and Commentary

[kevinpeppers]

cr1takal: A boy and his nipples on a quest to conquer the world of gaming

[AustraliansPride]

12:47



[SuperGreenlizard]

@Samaugsch Didn't you pay attention to what he was saying? He didn't know road was there

[doodleyyy]

If you like those songs, listen to two steps from hell! SO GOOD! They're so underappreciated. I reccomend road to revalations. And I sick as hell, don't contradict my spelling.

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

"Picture this...my asshole." bahahaha :L

[saral123456789]

He's talking about two steps from hell at the beginning of the video, i can just see it.

[SinisterVoid]

@saral123456789 Lmfao ikr ! There songs are soo sick

[saral123456789]

@SinisterVoid Haha ya, the best ones, as far as i remember are Undying love and Heart of courage

[SinisterVoid]

@saral123456789 Look up Forces of Destiny(No Choir) its insane xD !

[aeroblaziken4145]

@saral123456789 i agree, I bet it was Heart of Courage too, best song ever

[KittyGoesR4wRx]

12:49 funniest stretch ever!

[DrAssGoblin]

PLAY DONKEY KONG 64!

[547Thisguy]

i just noticed that ur recording is off with the video. the audio and video dont line up

[Crazelord91]

its gotten to a point where i automatically like a cr1tikal vid b4 I even watch it

[Samaugsch]

Notice that at one point, cr1tikal could've paid 10 coins to ride a chain chomp and try to take toad's star (yes, I know he doesn't actually try very hard on these. I was just pointing that out).

[xxnukezxx]

i could totally see him being a complete stoner, lol.

[reichstag10]

12:49 it's like other person....

[mexiBEAST14]

picture this...my asshole

[gamecrazy362]

12:50 click it over and over 

[davizic]

hahah road less traveled robert frost who noticed that?

[derekde2]

I love it when he mumbles I laugh so hard xD

[Shiga37]

Picture This: My Asshole.

[MindFyre101]

Yoshi...Luigi you can go - shit the fuck.

[MrOttawa67s]

What the song called??

[bednarskimatthew]

I don't care what he looks like anymore. I wanna know his real name

[PlatinumReject]

Cr1t1Kals new enemy.... Yoshi!!! lol

[J3WP33T4H]

Lol @sound you made while stretching XD

[karlosspicywiener1]

the noise he makes when hes stretching is so funny

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

This is 4 dislikers:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers

And the middle is 4 u

[JetCarbon]

What the fuck happened at 12:51?

[moneyasusual]

One does not simply dislike a Cr1TiKal video..

[obstruction1]

64 people were partnered up with Yoshi

[xLifeWithoutMusicx]

"Spray anything, that's basically my philosophy of life."

LMFAO!

[HeroDjango]

When I need to feel actiony, I listen to Guile's theme, just for the hell of it. Mowing the lawn, doing dishes, replying to asshole comments, watching Cr1tiKal be awesome, etc.

But when I'm about to use the bathroom, I listen to the Tank theme from Left 4 Dead, because it scares the piss and shit out of me.

[acrobaticHipo]

oh yup lololololol

[vman3211]

picture this deezz nuts



[ThatZevGuy]

"picture this.. my asshole"

[DrewDa1tonBrown]

I really wish he would continue these and do Part 2s

[StacksOnStacksOnRack]

How many doobies do you smoke before you film each episode?

[spartans114s]

who pictured his asshole...

[reichstag10]

12:48......... Did he...... really....? DAFUQ?

[nuclearpsychopath]

Does anybody else wonder what the song was?

[poisonponies]

i'm pretty sure you were high while you were taking that song-listening shit.

[Literally101]

i LMAO from 00:29 to1:29

[RLmike1234]

Well, I have my winky and I have my hand. Is there enough time until it becomes Mario's turn? Probably. What about the risk? It's not very high.

[SCLARene1]

Dealing doobies HA!

[AnimeDJ1872]

@TheRealBarnez looks like you got some trollin' trouble, hah? :3

[The1ManJusticeLeague]

Come on Luigi and Yoshi you can shit the fuck. Lol

[jessieBell666]

LOL 12:48 "Oh yeah...drbdrbdrbdrbdrb" xD

[AndresRayo23]

the song you downloaded is the one that you used on the street cleaner trailer???

[letzgetlicky]

nicee shit ....... fuck toad and yoshi

[matchatimtams]

epic

facepalm

[TheFinalTwinkie]

@ TheRealBarnez He simply just sait you can if you want to see similar vids like this... -.-

[AQWAryll]

"It felt like I was taking a shit to decide the fate of the world"

I wonder just what song it was o.0

[MegsTheZombie]

You should play Secret of Monkey Island, or Loom. Thumbs up this so he can see! It would be hilarious!

[jlhfjhfkhgf]

omg i has this one for my gamecube :'D I love game cube, i love critiakallalalallala<3

[wildecoyote253]

Is the epic song he's talking about at the beginning the one from the street cleaner?

[MinecraftLSG]

12:49 HWOBLABLABLABLABALBAOBOABOABOA­LAPBAOALBAOABA

[nintinedofan]

I haven't played this game in such a long time. D:

[TheRealBarnez]

I loved it until 14:05 ... I don't subscribe to people who ask for it in their videos, sorry :\

[JediMoiz]

@TheRealBarnez dude just subscribe -_- its not gonna kill u 

[TidalMello]

@TheRealBarnez He doesn't ask you to subscribe. He says "If you want to see videos similar to this one" not SUB PLZZZZ.

[TheRealBarnez]

@TidalMello I know, it's just it was such a good video up till then, I just think if something's worth subbing you don't need to even mention it. I did sub anyway xD

[actualasian]

@TheRealBarnez he didnt ask u to subscribe he said do it if you want to see videos like that one

[PhantomSora]

@TheRealBarnez You're a faggot

[TheRealBarnez]

@PhantomSora I would reply, but obviously your opinion is fact -_- And sticks can't talk.

[CodyGrant]

@TheRealBarnez he isnt asking you to, he is suggesting it if you want to see more videos that you love...but of course i cant make you subscribe

[ChrisSniped]

@TheRealBarnez Jesus you're a faggot.

[TheRealBarnez]

@ChrisSniped I think you're confused. I'm not Jesus. If you think he's a faggot feel free to go tell him.

[ChrisSniped]

@TheRealBarnez Excuse me for missing that comma.

However, don't ignore the fact that you're a faggot.

[TheRealBarnez]

@ChrisSniped Even with the comma that can still be interpreted as you thinking I'm Jesus :P

I'm quite clearly not insulted by "faggot", I don't know why you still bother with it. Out of interest, If I was a "faggot", why is that such a bad thing, seeing as last I checked it's another name for gay.

[ChrisSniped]

@TheRealBarnez Faggot can be interpreted in many ways. You're using it as an insult to an entire group of people, whereas I'm using it to insult you.

[TheRealBarnez]

@ChrisSniped Only you're not as, like I explained, I'm not being offended by it, only mildly amused at your inoriginality.

Or to put it another way: Good day, I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Toodaloo! :P

[ChrisSniped]

@TheRealBarnez I was about to end it anyway (seeing as I was getting bored).

Later babe.

[TheRealBarnez]

@ChrisSniped Nice chatting :D

[1mizzbabyblue]

noo 12:47

[1mizzbabyblue]

12:50 shits werd and funny as fuck!!

[TheEvilTrafficCone]

"It made it seem like I was taking a shit that was gonna decide the fate of the world" That needs to be a T-shirt! XD

[xXmAsEfAcEXx]

thumbs up if ur watchin dis in 2012

[YoMAMAstinks290]

Spray anything!XD

[nokaut]

awesome

[Dakillshot]

masterbating hedgehog how did that happen

[Halo2sleker]

Come one Yoshi th.. Yoshi's fault.. its Yoshi's fault hahahaha

[SupahWow]

12:50 garuntee ul say WAT??

[SupahWow]

12:50



[SupahWow]

12;50 ill garuntee youll think: WHAT??

[irishgunner7]

12:50

[7rapper678]

This sounds like a guy I know.

[sexxx54]

I flicked my right nipple while watching this video

[LineDancer97]

Mp3 for the song please.

[Anonymoustoteh5th]

I wonder what the name of the song he downloaded was...

[rjrjrjrj2]

Does anyone else wonder what he looks like?

[MasterChief2627]

@rjrjrjrj2 his voice is fake lol

[rockcabbage]

@rjrjrjrj2 Cr1tKaL is composed of a highly complex network of microwave radiation with human nipples. He can only be detected with satilites, so far no colored image can or has been taken of him.

[senorjiveturkee]

@rjrjrjrj2 I like not knowing haha

[eyemforit]

@rjrjrjrj2 he, from what I as ale tosee, is a hardcore wigger. He has tattoos on his arms though.

[Zknl]

Dude, never stop doing what you're doing. This shit makes the world go 'round and gives he wood like you've never SEEN. You are HILARIOUS.

[asiaarocks0941]

This is Joe from Family Guy

[natcat1111]

how old are you?

[Akibachan1]

@natcat1111 I think he's 16. Someone mentioned he said he was 15 in a livestream a year ago.

[reblreed]

@natcat1111 He's 30. It says that on his channel.

[zgamer200]

Imagine what would've happened if he had done 8 players instead of 4

[HighFiveCity72]

Hands down; hearing him say 'Pogo-a-go-go'. Funniest shit ever. Ever.

[MDJmovies]

"lightspeed- the only speed i operate off of"

LOL

[Fluvance]

62 people went through a flytraps asshole...

[fredredded]

how did he know it was light speed before it went on? hahahaha

[TheRoddyevans]

@fredredded mic/game lag

[fredredded]

@TheRoddyevans lol i know i was bein a smartass

[TheRoddyevans]

"Masturbating hedgehog how did that happen, dodged that shit like the Matrix.

Didn't lose a star either."

[TheRoddyevans]

Lesson : Don't eat while watching his videos.

[sjbcatcher]

shitthefuck, how did that happen?

[xoxhappyfacexox]

"'spray anything" that's basicly my philosophy of life. LOL.

[xoxhappyfacexox]

I FUCKING LOVED THIS GAME.

[lonelyscarecrow101]

i think the song hes talking about is the fun tacticts song. who agrees?

[jibb98]

at 12:50 it sounds like he is motor boating someone

[blaze4stuff]

6:03 that...that has to be some sort of child..plant..animal..fungus abuse thing

right?

[scrivs01]

nostalgia!

[EandHtoTheeXetreme]

ROFL "Picture this... My asshole"

[greenlemur1]

masterbating hedgehog how did that happen?

[tasiyah1]

LOL

[Terrorstanius]

i wonder if people will judge me if they see this in my favorites without watching the video...

[loriparker666]

PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aaronolisrocks]

4:54 i dont see the difference. HAHAHAHAH.

[marineseibert]

man i knnnoooowwww this kid does a lot of druuugggsszzzz :D

[ReinuAntipuesto]

NEed a MICROSCOPE FOR THE DISLIKE BAR..

[OpTiCGameplayClan]

You could fuck me yoshi, hahahahahaha comedy genius :D

[DeathDeeler92]

Luigi, Yoshi you can go shit in the fuck how did that happen

[Tubahater43]

Cr1TiKaL: Toad's got some moves

Me: Like Jagger?

[cjekuz335]

... maybe you shit hit puberty u sound like a 4 year old..  lol jk

[tj001231]

i like mario party 2 still :D

[gamerfreak0007]

Alright mini game what do we got......picture this....my asshole

So funny x"D

[PassingPlanetsSUCKS]

"Why'd he ju-WHADAFOK. Did he just take a star from me? Did this asshole. Just, Take. A star from me? -.-" LMFAO

[SawedShotgun]

if you would have waited one turn bowser would have helped you by giving you somthing thats what the meter is whoever is in last he helps

[SpecialForcesKid]

61 people can't rub there nipples.

[XxFinalNinjaxX]

what song did u listen to??

[spdyeric]

@XxFinalNinjaxX lulz...like he would ever respond to you

[P1G101]

Did anyone else actually imagine, for a split second, how fucked up Cr1TiKaL's asshole would be when he said: "Picture this. My Asshole."

[Terrorstanius]

press 9 :) enjoy

[hopkidokid]

lol when he said"you can go shit the fuck"reminded me of the angry videogame nerd"..SHIT THE FUCK!D:<"

[RobRobertTheMusicMan]

Bowser is being filled up by blood from prostate cancer.

[1gamesforyou]

@RobRobertTheMusicMan no. It's period blood

[maxiking5070]

11:37 :D

[happypap5]

Haha I remember playing these games with my brother on the N64 when we were like 8! I loved it sooo much. :)

[slimybooger5]

Spray anything... well thats my philosophy in life

[JaluMacSim]

Press 4:)

Make Time:D

[AineAndEmma]

You have the worst luck when it comes to any sort of game...

[PacManPrince4]

who thinks penguinz0 should play katamari?

[jzmcdaisy]

Why is there a clock with toad in it its clearly biased from the start

[MrJumplo]

If this video had gone on for 1 more round... yoshi would have taken toad's and mario's stars!

[fightnirish1278]

i remember when i played this game it was amazing

[supervenom2000]

that dog thing is a stripper i said want a ride

[UrbanSk8ing321]

you dislikers are retarded. how the hell can you dislike a dude like this. he's a beast. he can't even fucking laugh at his OWN quotes. DON'T EVER LET ME SEE YOU DISLIKE AGAIN!

[AugustSeria]

59 dislikes vs. 5909 likes. WTF.

[SarahSuperhuman]

"Pogo... a go go."

That made me lmfao. xD

[osubucs28]

This guy is the funny

[TheCookieMonster9753]

He should do some commentaries on happy wheels

[puritymaggot1]

I find you in the same Ranks as AVGN maybe even better...

[mikeo20011]

takeing a shit to deside fate of the world? I feel safe now

[Yevonist]

thumbs up if you just put in mario party commentary in the youtube search bar

[Terrorstanius]

LOL masturbating hedghog

[billlibong]

yo...what kind of weed do you smoke?

[Terrorstanius]

@billlibong he aint on weed hes a genius

[ashtonram0023]

your voice is deep.

[Clearfuls]

Press 2

Scissors

[onlinetag]

you r fuckin halarious

[TheVotiveRegent]

I remembered playing this when I was like 6 -3 childhood memories

[KyuubiAkiko]

I like to lawl at your commentary this is the only thing i pay attention too.

[DippedNcheese]

''let me get a good stretch in before i make the comeback, i dont wanna have to pull a hammy...OH YEAH oolblobloblobloblooho....Oh that was nice.''

[KetsuMajjiku]

Apparently, you share the same hatred for that stupid horse as Raocow.

[xx24x7xx]

What song where you mentioning in your video, Sir?