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  • Hahaha thats great, im not planning for a shtf situation but I believe in emergeny preparedness if you did his in the woods from the gov during law all it takes is an apache thermal imaging system a few rounds off the cannon and your fucked, prepairing for a natural disaster our planr crash is more probable and logical

  • @invisible417 yes. you should stay inside.. until they kill each other off.

  • This reminds me of nutnfancy.

  • @AK107DX NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!! now go to zerohedge (dot) com and read about how more debt will only cause the entire world economic model to grind to a hault.. and now think about what happens after the hault part. Good Luck and God Bless!

  • I loled so hard. <3

  • "I need at least a 300 win mag." Hilarious. FEMA death camp! OMGoddess. Ha HA! 10,000 rds! 999 yrds. You are truly funny!

  • have fun when they take you away. THERE ARE Fema Camps and the government has already signed the martial law executive orders. Its set up on call to be at any time and is also not necessary for announcement according to them, but I'm sure it will be obvious when it fucking happens. Check points being set up everywhere... sounds like nazi germany but worse... yeah, this is some hardcore cognitive dissonance going on here.

  • Good cartoon.

    You are right a 30 cal minimum is the right size. The M16/AR15 with its' overpowered 22 cal is not a real rifle. It was made to spray a lot of lead a short distance not for hunting.

    'This Thread Is Closed' & 'You Are Banned Forever' happens all the time on survivalistboards.

  • these vids are just getting annoying with the one sided views an shit honestly economic crisis happened in Argentina dont act like it wont happen here

  • this cracked me up, it sounds like nutnfancy

  • FEMA=Fuckers Evading Martial Artists

  • Is the pig suppose to be the dumbass>?

  • @VMZQ exactly XD

  • Shit hits the fan everyday, just because it's not the governments problem that a few people get killed doesn't mean they should just say this shit to someone who wants to be able to protect themselves.

  • Sounds like Yahoo!Answers

  • I find myself watching this everyday!

  • So the other folks on the net are funny rabbit/pigs?

  • hahahahahah i knew about fema camps before people starting now the people that are just hearing about it onthe news

  • great

  • Freaking Hilarious!!!!!!

    

  • This is unfortunately the truth but funny

  • lmao thanks for this

  • people fema camps are real look it up and listen to alex jones it will be the best thing you will ever do

  • @308punishment coming from a supposed cop and vet id expect you to grasp the fact that it doesnt matter if a 350 pound nerd has a gun, its still a man with a gun that can splatter your brain matter and skull fragments all over the wall. a man with a gun is a man with a gun. treat it as a threat or itll be the end of you.

  • Oh Crap that was some funny ass shit! Oh man I had trouble breathing for a while I was laughing so hard.

  • @308punishment amen!

    

  • Hilarious. However, he's obviously not that much of an expert because even though he's got buddies and watched many You Tube vids, he didn't include phrases like "I've shot that on Call of Duty" or "I've used that on the X-Box and it's pretty good!"

    Those people are the real experts. Thanks for the laugh. It was very funny.

  • Henry Repeating Arms U.S. Survival AR-7

  • I want a .308 rifle bloody good gun.

  • LOL I laughed so hard, this video was funny

  • Aghhh.... God, I about died watching this animated interpretation of SO MANY threads. "I've watched a YouTube video and was on a forum. .. I KNOW how to handle firearms." "I need a custom built rifle effective out to 1,000 yards and no, I've never been shooting before."

  • 1:35... oh yeah?

    Tell that to the law abiding citizens who had their guns taken away from them at gun point after Katrina. youtube.com/watch?v=-taU9d26wT­4 - Do you really think corrupt politicians give a damn about the Constitution?

  • @FMJPatriot i agree, i'm not even very 'right-wing' or anything, but i do believe in everything the constitution stands for. i may be an anomaly, pro-gun, anti-corporate, anti-huge government, pro-gay marriage/rights, etc. i clearly do not fit into either of the two major parties, i just barely qualify as a libertarian. all i know is my entire life i've been in favor of freedom for everyone as long as it does not discriminate against or physically harm anyone. that includes the 2nd amendment.

  • @FMJPatriot cont. i think it is a travesty that anyone has infringed on the rights of any free person in this world. the unfortunate reality is that as much we like the constitution, it is just a piece of paper and our 'rights' only go as far as the opinion of whoever is in power. the fact is we have to constantly fight for any rights we want, because anyone in power can take anything away from us at any time. a tolerant, free society is all that i ever ask for.

  • @FMJPatriot yeah it's fucked. Soldiers are also going around killing anyone who they think has a gun and forcing citizens to give soldiers any weapons. It's almost like only a few countries now own guns and the rest of us are being claimed as being terrorists for owning anything and claiming it to be a self-defence weapon.

  • LOL :D

  • A M1A with a scope would fit the bill...

  • One of the greatest videos i have seen on youtube haha very well done

  • Stupid waste of time.

  • I'm disappointed... It didn't reference zombies...

  • Ha ha ha ha epic

  • That made me laugh. To be realistic. There ARE FEMA camps, whether they will actually be used as "death camps" is debatable. Whether the president will actually declare martial law, is debatable. no one knows what's gonna happen. So lets just do this. Prepare for natural and practical disasters. Food, food food! Then a gun or two. .22's are great, cheap and versatile. A good 30-30 is great for small and big game hunting. For protection, get a good handgun, maybe a .38 or .45 whatever.

  • lol

    

  • Excellent! Watch my goofball cartoon vids too. TY.

    

  • Omg that's funny because that's exactly how people sound!!!

  • funny

    

  • LOL...LOL...this video is for all you city folk.

  • Ok that was awesome and funny

  • LMAO!

  • Oh god, I lol'd.

  • LOVE these new videos! =)

  • Wow, I'm surprised this was made.

    It tears 95%+ of the forum members a new ass.

  • Funny because it is true!

  • That tan bear is one hell of an actor!

  • Great video, very funny. My SHTF rifle is my wasr-10 AK-47

  • Just another day at AR15.com!

  • lol. makes me cry..

  • Why would anyone take advice from this guy who has zero practical experience in anything war related ? There are many great channels from Veterans who have actually lived the role and know what they are talking about. I suggest you kids go find them and get the straight dope on what to expect and what to do !

  • three zero dash zero six

  • its true i see one of these threads atleast twice a week ha.

  • Hilarious!

  • ROFL! This is some funny chiz! LMAO!! I love loons. :-D

  • funny!

  • So I don't need ten thousand rds BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Laughed so hard I cryed

  • Love these lol

  • The reason anyone should own a gun is very simple; "It can't happen here."

  • they did enact martial law in new orleans and the military did begin to confiscate weapons...according to an article somewhere.....if i remember correctly pardon me if i am mistaken. But this sounds like a thread started by a 13 year old gamer

  • This is perfect video... shows exactly the 'mentality' of these CoD gun experts. THink they are experts and need BIG GUNS.

    its difficult to put across reality. wants to shoot 1000 yards with no experience, good luck. a 300 win mag... if you havent fired a gun. thats gonna be ALOT of recoil for your first rifle. 10,000 rounds of .22LR will only cost you about 20% the price of .300WM,

    and sadly im taking this as a true story.. because i bet 100% someone started a thread just like this. 

  • HAHA Hilarious, and sooo true!

  • Lol I love it

  • the last Debt limet Bill , Was Called " The Marshall Law Bill " How F*CKING Stupid Do They Think We Are ???

  • Nope im going to leave my family and they will be sent to a fema death camp ROTMFFLMAO

  • i love this.. thank you

  • @JOCAMPO87 lol that was my exact words before i saw ur comment :)

  • These seriously make me laugh! WELL DONE!

  • so question... it is true the supreme court did rule that guns can not be confiscated but was that before or after they were confiscated during katrina, anyone know???

    and i love this video so much, ima find out where your live and kick you in the nuts, omg pricless.

  • @dp665 The bottom line is if the government wants to take anything from you they can under whatever emergency law they have. HOWEVER..under the constitution we have certain rights, and if said government action denies those rights, we can overturn it. Of course none of those actions happen right away, but you always have the option to shoot them all before they take something from, you, best of luck with that though : )

  • @pac6010 well i did not wanna play devils advocate or anything... but that was one thing that came to mind while watching this video.

  • COOL AND FUNNY THANKS.

  • you have to step back into reality! Ha! This is priceless!

  • There are FEMA death camps! Glenn Beck couldn't prove they don't exist! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • Keep these coming man, I am loving these!

  • I love the line about his leaving his family behind and them ending up in FEMA Death Camps. The monotone delivery of it is hilarious!

    Hope we see more of these type vids. Humour often makes a point better than any amount of reasoned argument.

  • I thought the first one was funny but this one is ever more hilarious.

  • lol

    

  • A waste like that needs to be right there with his family. His wife might protect him...

  • awesome

  • omg lol

  • this is hilarious haha

  • lol

  • LOL still rolling :) Blessings!

  • I wonder how many of these people who claim to want something like a .300 Win Mag have actually SHOT a .300 Win Mag. Unless it is a heavy rifle or has a muzzle break, a .300 WM isn't that pleasant to shoot repeatedly. At least the Savage one I shot wasn't. After a while you say hell with this. lol

  • @HollowForm222

    "You're trying to derail this thread! Can we get back on topic?" ;-)

  • Still LOLling :)

  • Reminds me of the muslim terrortv for kids.

  • once the dilithium crystals are charged my phaser bank will be fully operational.

  • Oh so real,,,,,,,

  • You know what I need...a phase plasma rifle in a 40 watt range.

  • lol this is funny stuff

  • SKS with a .22LR pistol sidearm, end of shtf/rifle threads.

  • @67mustangreg I like that combination too.

  • this was awesome. I love the .22 cal it kicks ass

  • Our Government has no Evil plans for patriots, Think again!!!

  • LMFAO

  • i watch FPSRUSSIA so im a gun expert

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  • Lol

  • Nice

  • This is funny, Youtube and forum's make's everyone an expert. LMAO

  • lmfao

  • This thread is closed

  • "22 is crap" that is classic I love it.  Give the rabbit a tomahawk cruise.

  • Thats' hitting the nail on the head.

  • shtf is comming. shtf is when you cant afford to eat.....lol

  • Just get an Ak-47

  • We had a weeklong 9 PM - 6 AM curfew in Houston during Hurricane Ike.

    Citizens were not allowed on the streets unless they were going to/from work.

    Instead of the military, it was HPD stopping people and questioning them.

    -----

    I have a gang of drug infested maggots that live closer than 999 yards from me.

  • 1000 yards funny shit

  • I must say though, I'm not sure I agree with poking fun at ignorance. Ignorance can be a problem for us all and it is better to educate than to frustrate and complicate. Most are earnestly trying to learn but haven't the courage to admit how little they know. Not everyone has had Military experience and shooter safety courses are also quite often full of misinformation. Keeping a level head doesn't mean keeping it buried underground or in your butt !

  • I am crying with laughter. This is funnier than failed planking on a segway with coke and mentos coming out of your nose.

  • Funny stuff. After having my wife try the AK, the AR, a 9mm carbine, etc... She is now the proud expert shooter of a Ruger 10/22. Laugh all you want, but she can load it, shoot a soda can at 50 yards and unload a 25 round mag. in about 15 seconds on target at 50 feet. I would not want to be on the receiving end of her 10/22.

  • But really? There will be no SHTF situation if we keep going down the road we are? I say yes.

  • Ruger Gunsite scout rifle.

  • funny stuff

  • Nicw one bro...some funny stuff. Just got me a Mossberg 500 stock and its golden/mint.

  • Ambush i meant

  • In SHTF a person over 1000 will most likly no be a treat. Hell its about survival not combat, if there 1000 yards away and i can get away i will. But i will sit up a ambuse later to see if the fucker is following me, and engage on my terms.

  • i had a friend help me clean a deer 1 day,poor guy puked and almost passed out on first cut! this video made me think of him!!

  • great hahahaha,i talk to or overhear people discussing this type of stuff daily,most of these people have no clue how to make it thru bad weather much less whats coming down the road! great video!!

  • my question is why in video games an m16 is 3 round burst? the only ones i have seen in real life are fully auto

  • lol, ain't that the f-in truth

    good job

  • hey whats that guys username on SB lol

  • Im laughing my ass off

  • Hehehehe, don't get me started on thermal imaging, laser tracking GPS scopes! LOL

  • buy the ACR. 5.56, 6.8, 6.5 and 7.62. not a 1000 yard shooter but you can hunt with the 6.8, 6.5 and 7.62.

  • Kev, you are the most down-to-earth survivalist I've seen. It's refreshing to see someone that doesn't subscribe to these paranoid fantasies about martial law and FEMA death camps. Keep up the good work Kev.

  • Lol this back and forth is pretty funny. Scary but funny.

  • I think Kev has found a new favorite site....

  • remington 700 in 308 Browning T-Bolt in22 ;)

  • but what if i want to shoot something over a mile away...

  • Rifle choice is easy. Whatever is best on Call of Duty will be the most popular choice.

  • That was funny.

  • Now that was funny!! True but still funny.

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  • but there is such thing as FEMA camps :(

  • @macoff12GT Operation Garden Plot, Cable Splicer and REX 84?

  • my ruger 10/22 will do everything i need a rifle to do in "SHTF" lol

  • this is so good, though it makes me want to cry knowing there are people out there like this

  • @suprdav403 I hate to say it, but if such a situation were to happen those kind of people are among the people whom will be cleansed and purged from society. It's a terrible and harsh thing and no one wants to see it happen (me included) but it's something that probably needs to happen.

    Only the strongest and intelligent will survive.

  • That's funny! Good threads always get derailed over some BS.

  • Another Thing.

    Aren't there any gun shops and ranges where you can "rent" a particular firearm and shoot it at the range so you can get an idea of what you're getting into?

  • Lol ! This is to true!

  • I play call of duty so i'm a weapons expert

  • @BenJamminDiamond

    . . . And watch a lot of you tube videos.

    (-:

  • Well done, sir.

  • Funny stuff, I think this inspires me to do my own spoof...

  • so funny!

  • this sounds like the most hilarious form ever now i have a tactical urban bug out condo question how do i secure the perimeter oh and i need a round that will make it through 3 major appliances perhaps the 300 win mag would be in order. haha

  • @practicalskills

    LOL! Me too.

  • @TheUNRIVALED1 He is making fun of the idiots that come to the threads and ask stupid things. It's basically poking at ignorance and thinking that you need things that you really don't or that are impractical.

  • I wanna see more of these! Quite entertaining.

  • HAHAHA! I love it.....

  • If there are really people who think and write this way and have no experience all they should just kill themselves. They're stupid, fucked up, jackasses.

    Kevin! I really hope you're not going to make videos like this regular posts for too long.

  • HAHAH ".22 is crap". Its the monotone voice I love the most. 

  • ssdd

  • lol, FEMA death camp

  • i need it to shoot 999 yards lol

  • @james4582 Why not an even 1000?

  • LMAO! Another WIN!

  • They claim that a .22 caliber doesn't have enough stopping power, true, but would you wanna be the target of one? Course not , any thief in their right mind will run, and the ammo is cheap.

  • man i haven't laughed this much at a youtube video in a long time!!!!!!! so freakin' true!!!!!!!