YTP: Michael Rosen Masturbates to Pennsylvania

[SpitfireBoy86]

Song is not Cowboys From Hell.

[CruciatusVXS]

@SpitfireBoy86 What is it then?

[SpitfireBoy86]

@CruciatusVXS Stormtroopers of Death - I want some milk

[CruciatusVXS]

@SpitfireBoy86 Man... Just read the description carefully, ok?

[CruciatusVXS]

1:09 is killer.

[yoshiog1]

0:20

"I'm very serious about Twix."

[AngelicalSebastian]

"My hammster can´t drive properly and i still snorking coke like mad"...

[Larakinerd]

Conversations with NO-ONE. That right there deserves every bit of praise.

[REBELnanMAN]

cowboys from hell <3

[MsKithman]

1:07

COWBOYS FROM HELL!!

[GManataolcom]

1:03 lol

[TheHvalek]

1:51 - 1:57 was total epic

[SSvolksgrenadier]

my dad wants milk in his bread XD

[IAmWafflicious]

I'm from Pennsylvania.....

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

I see Dr. Strangelove references in several Michael Rosen YTPs :P Brilliant work ;)

[Unnaggieh]

and the clit sauce haha dig in

[Marioshi64]

The very last part is brilliant! XD

[1Superchops]

How I learned to stop worrying and love the bum

[TheNinjaslayer29]

Where is this Michael Rosen video from?

[ProPipesCodClan]

is that cowboys from hell by pantera at 1:08?

[cheetahmen92]

@ProPipesCodClan According to the description it is. :P

[ProPipesCodClan]

@cheetahmen92 haha sorry i should've checked the description

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

OMG!!! Speedy Eggbert I remember that shit

[dronespace]

this is genius haha

[kaslou1994]

I love the dr strangelove reference.

[avatarjaroaang]

the intro to a song fro megadeth or panthera or metallica

[TenouHaruka0]

tea time!....*face palms*

[lucymydog1995]

lol "and the clitoris, dig in and (eating sound)"

[games4356]

press 8

[Pfargtl9001]

Horrible 2, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum

[DukeOnkled]

"No one in my mum."

Well, that's good to hear.

[Winchunkertonvilla]

Huge respect for that ancient Stanley Kubrick referrence!

[ubercharged95]

"I was starving. All I had for breakfast was was one wrap, and 15 hamsters. It was half past twelve and I had to conquer London."

[GenericWTLAlt]

I loved the bit with the clit sauce. Slurp-BLEUURGH!!!

[burningfajitasalt]

holy crap speedy eggbert i remember that game! that was the shit

[PortugalGP]

Pensylvannia is a fox...

[The14thOrder]

1:09

Haha, Cowboys from Hell!

[stiequm]

0:32 ROFL all of a sudden!

[LooksLegitBro]

"it was half past twelve and i had to conquer London". lol this is a good one.

[LilPoop444]

conversations with no one!

[CarrotBoy9000]

Conquer london :D

[BygPhattyPlus]

That man is a genius.

[SecondH3artbeat]

I favorited this for Cowboy From Hell!!!!

[IdoNotRunAjamFactory]

"The Michael Rosen rape"

That didn't sound edited. O.o

[cheetahmen92]

@IdoNotRunAjamFactory That's because it wasn't. XD

[Manicup]

@cheetahmen92 Source please ? :p

[cheetahmen92]

@Manicup Search for "michael rosen pennsylvania masturbators" and you should find it.

[Joethebluedragon]

Hitting 0 over and over again makes my life amazing

[Dracodylian]

Oh MAN! Speedy Eggbert! I love that game, old-school goodness there!

[viciouswhips]

excellent editing!

[Mozilla345]

1:06 song?

[cheetahmen92]

@Mozilla345 Read the description. :P

[facePuncher5]

Cowboys From Hell is always a good reason to quiet please.

[jUGEsTEWPIT]

JESUS CHRIST YOU KNOW SPEEDY???

[VinnyVanYiffy]

I have to conquer London. Fuck poff

[portal1337]

How I learnt to stop wowwying and love the bum.

[Paumonsu]

0:42 song?

[cheetahmen92]

@Paumonsu Read the description as well. :P

[nirvanaruleforever]

@cheetahmen92 1:09 cowboys from u are THE MAN!

[XIntoxicationalX]

Pantera references are kick ass

[luketorpedo]

oh man, I burst out laughing at the aircraft carrier bit.

[LeviathanMist]

What video did you get the soundbyte for "The Michael Rosen Rape" from?

[cheetahmen92]

@LeviathanMist An interview that Michael recently did. Search for "Michael Rosen Pennsylvania Masturbators" and you should find it.

[LeviathanMist]

@cheetahmen92 Oh, that's awesome. Michael Rosen is a bro.

[ROSSYBYE]

love the cowboys from hell bit XD

[ralithelion]

LOL cs188 faves the best poops!

[EvilApple567]

LMAO 1:09 Cowboys From Hell :3

[ComJacker]

Tea Time! *FANFARE* *FACEPALM*

[ComJacker]

Why does it sound different the start?

[cs188]

Once again, your poops are freakin' amazing.  Loved the Wanna Be Starting Somethin' reference for bear hunt; I would have never thought of that.

[CornedBeefSurprise]

STOP RIGHT THERE

[metal571]

SALMONNN i died way too funny this is a win poop

[123artme123]

all i had for breakfast was 1 rap and 15 hamsters. it was half past noon and i had to go conquer london... ahha :)

[WeaselKing1000]

@Roy999888 Haha, dig in! *Thkhoiiiikh* BLEURGH!

[crammage]

reminds me of mr bean

[MutilatedCat]

Speedy Egbert ftw!!! And i live in PA... I honestly think a majority of the rosen poop population is Pennsylvanian. 

[LassesIndex]

wat

[Rattlehead1818]

Pantera, and S.O.D YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/

[crassisdead]

@Rattlehead1818 Hell yeah! I thought I was the only one who noticed.

[SaintofLightandDark]

I love Speedy Eggbert :P

[SpychoSpy]

Rosens from Hell

[darthkahn45]

Very original, favorited.

[KeeperOfPorridge]

Mr. Rosen isn't really an expert on snorting coke is he?

Great pewp once again.

[Syntox]

Do you think Mr. Rosen realizes how easy he makes it for people to spoof him....

[cheetahmen92]

@Syntox Probably, considering that he watched Babyshitter. :D

[mattmanmovies]

@cheetahmen92 when?

[VVatered]

@cheetahmen92 and killed of Insector's channel

[orkkilla5589]

@cheetahmen92 watch his response for poopers, he says he loves you. Mostly because, the man just dont give a fuck if hes exploitable, because his vids are for kids, and most little kid stuff is very exploitable.

[TheAccount2econd]

Was that 12 color bars in one YTP? That must be a personal record! Oh, guess what? I played Speedy Eggbert and went to Pennsylvania! About that 1:02 music vid, I'll do it. I'll save you the trouble cause your YTPs are THE BEST EVAR! BTW Have you ever visited the USA?

[cheetahmen92]

@TheAccount2econd I wish, I'm too poor to travel there. :(

[Bladedg3]

Was that Cowboys from hell I heard? o.o

[gimpnipples]

clit sauce

[SirFragalot]

A matter of fact, I live in Pennsylvania. This is one of the best Michael Rosen poops out there easily nice job.

[TheAccount2econd]

1:02 You should make a music video on that! XD

[zzRAWGLITCHESzz]

SPEEDY EGGBERT OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO KNEW OF THAT :D

[fattoler]

The funny thing is, I'm going to Pennsylvania on Monday....

[Akriloth2160]

When the hell did Michael ever say "The Michael Rosen Rape"?

[WeaselKing1000]

@Akriloth2160 In an interview he did recently where he was talking about YTPs. He also said 'Babyshitter'...seems to have taken some of the challenge out of sentence-mixing :D Check this out: watch?v=Tl-rOguR06I

[geno344]

Mind blow'n

[Credinjuries]

This is definitely without a doubt one of the best Rosen poops I've ever seen.

[kipchak]

Anyone happen to know where the "aircraft carrier" bit's from?

[jokemasterslifer]

@kipchak

I think it is this: watch?v=O9TXy69vpHQ

Some political Marxism thing or something. There's also something you'll hear in there that may shock you, as it's obviously real and not sentence mixed.

[WeaselKing1000]

@kipchak Yeah, it's a kind of speech he gave about the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers and how unnecessary and 'FUCKING CRAZY!' they apparently are.

[FacePlant92]

My hamster can't drive properly, and I'm still snorting coke like that!

[beerhoven]

Cowboys from hell and Anthrax Milk (Ode to Billy)... I bet few people know that second one.

[Goldberg1337]

I thought I was the only one who needed butter for my telly! Makes for glorious picture quality, you know.

[FormalWareCommentary]

/watch?v=803zwPxTWNk&feature=r­elated

Lol. this interviewer's name is Michael Rosen. I would have everyone spam the comments with Michael Rosen quotes if they didn't have to approve the comments.

[AllieRX87]

0:14 He's staring into your soul.

[AllieRX87]

TEA TIME!

[DukeOnkled]

Was that a recording of Michael saying "the Michael Rosen Rape"?

[Wurby]

@DukeOnkled Yeah, it's from an interview with Michael where he discusses Youtube Poop.

[macarion]

@Wurby link?

[Wurby]

@macarion

/watch?v=Tl-rOguR06I

[Kefkadet]

Horrible 2 = Dr. Strangelove?

[MCHammer2007a]

I thought I was the only one who knew about Speedy Eggbert, so I'm glad it's truly a real game.

[Streetmastaalex]

BTW Speedy Eggbert is the SHIT! I didn't know anyone else knew about that game! I loved the level designer when I was a kid :D

[Streetmastaalex]

this is fucking hilarious

[facePuncher5]

Fina-fecking-ly! Every time I saw "The Michael Rosen Rap," I would just keep thinking about how easy it would be to put an e at the end. And how hard it might be to sentence mix.

[cheetahmen92]

@facePuncher5 Funnily enough, I didn't even have to sentence mix it. XD