Things Musical Theatre Girls Say

[jj4broadway]

I'm gigging SOY MUCH these days! me= *dead laughing*

[burnttoast03]

Amazing



[jaszon27]

This is so true...lol.

[strtthshw]

Fuck I hate musical theater people so much. And I used to be in musical theater. 0:35 was me ALL the time lmao.

[Misslilbunny98]

This is funny because it's true! XD hahahahah!

[xXLaurenXStarXx]

LOL!!! "I met this agent the other day, and he told me I look JUST like Lea Michele." xD

That look is priceless. It looks like in her head she's saying, "SHE WRATCHED." xD

[starprincess313]

I feel embarassed cause I've said half this stuff and I'm in musical theatre...

[InsidersHealthTV]

The junk food slap down in the Shit Health Snobs Say is pretty funny too!

[nightmareutopia]

Hahaha, I'm about to try out for HS musical theater next week. This makes me laugh. :)

[ILoveDarreyC]

lol pretty damn accurate.

[LittleMonsterRina]

"I'm like more of a... belter-screamer" XDXDXD

[smiletimes3]

Lolololol

[Hausofcozy108]

More like ''Shit snobs say...'' JK

[MNgal252]

"Chenoweth?" I love that part!

[KateAndOrKatie]

Most relatable? "That was kind of pitchy," "Belter/screamer," "What's that? Oh, it's just my mic tape," and the whole ending hahaha The other stuff not so much because I just do amateur school/community stuff, but it was still funny :) -Katie

[RoseOfHysteria]

this makes me terrified to take drama

[zac613]

@RoseOfHysteria oh trust me this always make me laugh... becuz it's true. Us theatre kids say the weirdest or dumbest shit alot of times lol

[DanieEdge]

OMG Sean Patrick Doyle! This was so adorable, fellow NWSA alumni saying hi! :)

[VASILIKEEE]

Hahahahahaha this is soooo true! I've done acting my whole life and ive heard like all of these!!! Soo funny

[jennacheeks]

i'm a belter/screamer LOL.

[cande18z]

"my agents says im ethnically ambiguous...so yea" HAHAHAH

[LiVEiTLOVEiT3bc]

this is hysterical!!

[wilsoncombatgrl]

Thanks for the laughs!

[Callieb95]

"michael cu-cera" hahaha

[digapig123]

...offended.

[korynnleefx]

@digapig123 then you're exactly the type of person in the video. congrats.

[Gypsygrl19]

This is sad....but so true

[icecoldsoldiaz]

"I've hooked up Will Chase" SOOOO GOOD! This whole thing is good! (Music Theatre Boy) lol

[icecoldsoldiaz]

This is sooo good!

[MissIhuoma]

lol i love the hand gestures and vocal warmpus. so true!

[ppkiwi0305]

2:21..."SIX SHOW WEEKEND?!!?!" Best ever.

[animegirl98xxx]

@ppkiwi0305 Oh god, five shows in two weekends is horrible enough.

[2BAPerformer]

lol 2:45 BWAHAHA. I love musical theatre. XD

[fionamholivier]

I find it offending that you called it Things Musical Theatre GIRLS Say, and there are men in the video. Homosexuality does not make men women... not cool.

[oona3]

@fionamholivier The men in this video are simply PLAYING women-- it's called acting. We were spoofing the original "Shit Girls Say" in which a man plays a woman as well. In no way do we think that a homosexual man IS a woman (I don't even know how you extrapolated something like that from this video). Many men have PLAYED women (and vice versa). Some win Oscars for it. We just hoped to make a few people laugh.

[fionamholivier]

@oona3 Ok. I wish that had been made more evident. I know what acting is, thank you very much. But thank you for clarifying. You don't have to outline how many men have played women, I am in theatre myself. I was just under the wrong impression that you were regrettably displaying a strong stereotype. I apologize for the misunderstanding.

[oona3]

@fionamholivier No need to apologize. You were coming from a genuinely concerned place, and I can appreciate that. Best to you.

[socrnerd14]

@oona3 this little convo should be in the video lol

[yaayvideos]

@fionamholivier oh shut up people like you annoy me always finding a way to be offended

[imPathogenic]

@fionamholivier ughhh gay guys are so sensitive..

[fionamholivier]

@imPathogenic I'm not a gay guy... Heterosexual woman. But thanks for that blatant act of stereotyping

[imPathogenic]

@fionamholivier No, thank you for justifying the insult

[umki55es]

@fionamholivier I know right!?

[DrGodComplex]

@fionamholivier sur it does honey lol

[blondeliciousluv]

@fionamholivier it's a bit offensive that you are assuming that they're homosexual...

[XxRhinestoneEyesxX]

OMG lol I'm in chorus and all the thespians are in that class... this is so accurate lol especially the part with the hand movement lmfaooo

[Jharryia1]

O...M....G! BAHAHAHAHA!!! this is sadly true lol I love the end haha

[drowsybrowser]

My favorite part about doing MT jobs is finding successful people who aren't like this. Great video BTW.

[bsproductionish]

Did the song in the background sound like don't rain on my parade?

[broadwayxandme]

Love the people who " don't get it" THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU!! get your life kids!!!

[ImFancyPants]

SIX SHOW WEEKEND? *hand face gestures..leaves* Hahaha these guys are soo bang on hahahaa. Soy much love. xoxoxo!

[ChloeIntheAfternoon1]

"I'm more of a belter-screamer"

Yessss, love it hahaha

[DAisbetter]

I feel like I should understand this more. I'm a theatre girl and I'm so lost.

[KathrynLouise44]

Im a musical theatre girl and this is so accurate. I love this lol

[Banaga2879]

the ending was funny

[MusicalRose15]

Goodness if these are the people I'll be working with maybe I should be questioning my career path....

[BrandiLeigh9]

This is sooo incredibly dead on! def took me back to college haha! LOOVVEEE

[jenaloly]

I'm a musical theater major and I list burping on command as one of my "special skills" too. :)

[Phoenixfire5]

There needs to be a "shit theatre techies say" seriously...

[kaldoreistar]

HAHA! Music theatre girl, I am, and this is true....LOL! Fantastic. Love this <3 I also like that you put "things" rather than "shit" because it fits us musical theatre girls better you know stereotypically...hahaha :P great work

[SarahLeeAnn]

"I am just like so over my show, but I'm like really grateful." - awesome.

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

Ugh...this is the entirety of the music school.

[seacrest73]

I thought this was "theatre GIRLS"

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

@seacrest73 Oh it is.

[xhdfanx4everx]

I love musicals but I have no idea what they are referring to in this entire video...

[anadorkablegirl]

"I can't stand her....HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Sooo true.

[T8HI1]

I figured all the guys would sound rediculously gay... I'm so glad I'm an acting major :P

[Dominiquegmusic]

Ew girls at my school.

[scaleblade]

Aaaand this is why I left the theater community. Haaahahaa.

[Clogirl]

OH MY GOSH...I was hoping I hadn't ever said anything in this video...but I definitely have.

[dottiedots221]

I love how gay guys are in it XD

[twiggcrayon]

There is no way this is in English because I didn't understand a single thing in this video.

[iwantapetdolphin]

Love this!

Check out Sh*t Theater Girls Say for more theater goodness!

[JustCallMeBri]

I didn't realize that there were two different girls in this until they showed them in a shot together.

[MegaBroadwayPrincess]

OH MY GOD. MY LIFE.

[rcs17x]

0:35 is MY LIFE right now at rehearsals!

[emgladz]

THE LAST 15 SECONDS. I WILL BE PEEING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 

[supersingerevan]

It just occurred to me that I've seen Alex before. She did that vlog series for Catch Me If You Can :)

[KevinSigmanVideo]

13 people didn't book.

[singerforlifexo]

this is so true. i love this ahha

[theatrextechie]

And I just had major flashbacks...

Is there a "Shit Techies Say" in the mix somewhere? 

[oona3]

@theatrextechie "shit techies say" just popped up. *see video responses

[justgivemeastage]

AHAHAHA DYING

[kiki1818star]

Waaaaaaaay to close to home....

[soadfreak313]

That last part is VERY true, haha.

[AStarrism]

"My agent says I'm ethnically ambiguous so thatsss goood."

[UtopiaSerenity]

This is basically Glee...

[BonnieBunee]

@UtopiaSerenity lol Except not at all because they are in Ohio and most of them don't give a crap about musical theatre, lol.

[veronicaswannabe]

True life. I hope BFAproblems has seen this

[tennisman117]

This video and the "response" video have made my life this week.

[IJVin]

If I could do it, I'd put "burp on command" on my special skills, too.

[lifeissweetified]

"I am just so over my show" = i'm guilty for saying that....

[JuanitaLPerez0825]

" That was a littly pitchy." Ah Dead.

[dominicanmami02]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE WARM UPS AT THE END...cause..I ..do that..LMFAO.

[willperformforsmiles]

I cannot stop replaying this video!! SO FUNNY!! <3

[MisskikiCoconuts]

Lmao ...

[heykristenlove]

Hilarious! Check out our response on my channel for some more MT laughs!

[SMBarbie]

Where can I buy a sweater like the one the "ethnically ambiguous" guy is wearing? It looks soy comfortable.

[sephyr2006]

Oh and shoutout to Joe and Alex. Two really awesome people!!

[sephyr2006]

So I went to my first Broadway audition this week and I definitely heard a 1/3 of these things lol It was fun though.

[pmurraymusic]

"Are you KIDDING ME? She BOOKED?" *Currently looking for cliff off which to jump* LMAO!

[Ranger7studios]

HAhahaha! Awesome! :)

[denisseschwartz]

Way too funny. I died. Seriously classic. This thing has to go viral!!!

[Bensvids7]

"Carbs? Bares."

[maddyisfudgeingbeast]

So true!

[YoMo0910]

Well, I'm a musical theater girl, yet have hardly said any of those things. Still funny xD

[SiriuslyMisto]

"Ohmygod.. I fucking can't stand her.. HEYY!!"

Favorite XD

[piepiepie00092]

Omigosh this is so true it's not even funny. Like, I actually hate these people, they make my life soooooo annoying, I deal with these bitches 24/7.

[tuboflub4081]

This was hilarious. This is more like, "Things Musical Theatre Gay Guys Say." LOVE IT.

[drowsybrowser]

Meh. 

[TheJanebear]

the white dude is by far the funniest hahaha

[TheJanebear]

lol "ethnically.ambiguous" gold.

[lowens1994]

I'm a musical theater girl. All my musical theater friends and I found this hilarious.

[linklarkin93]

MT guys like the ethnically ambiguous one are the worst.

[caseyfaceisrad]

you forgot "work."

[kaufer13]

perfect. perfect. perfect.

[antoniomarziale77]

... this could have been so much funnier.

[vangoghlicious]

rachel berry disliked this video.

[noregretsx9]

anyone who says this is inaccurate? is clearly one of the MT girls in this video ^

[LegallyBlondeWicked1]

I'm a MT girl (I do a couple of these things, whoops), I find this so hilarious! I have friends like this, I was laughing out loud the entire time :)

[musicmaker031298]

This is painfully inaccurate. Being a "Musical Theatre Girl," I can guarantee you that most theatre people do not behave this way.

[digapig123]

i would just like to say i am a "musical theater person" and i do not appretiate the stereiotizum.

[kellianndecarlo]

I'm dead. So funny. Perfect.

[lmercer3209]

I've actually heard more musical theatre boys say most of these ridiculous things than girls, but well done. I think "Fierce" may have been an important missing component.

[mjyreel]

brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[Joansin4Joansie]

YES. 2:23 Thumbs up for silent hand gestures.

[Mrlkandee]

pure genius

[ETCGRL2010]

this is AMAZING!!!!! <3

[KingRoper]

One you missed- though perhaps it was too obvious:

"Hey! Why don't we do one of those videos that everyone else has already done! Except ours won't be clever or amusing!"

[dramagirl410]

Love it!

[doremifasolauren]

genius!

[pie36]

Perfect timing! Thanks, guys.

[centraliath]

"I'm more of a belter-screamer" = a billion views. Awesome video, guys!

[marcysoprano]

This is why I never go to equity calls without noise blocking headphones--Brilliant!

[TinaMarieConnell]

its funny cause its true.

[HarMoneyMeloDope]

I have a feeling this is going to get SO many views.. just you wait... @308 now

[HarMoneyMeloDope]

ROFL!!!

[TRASHYgah]

Toooo funny

[daraflys]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!

[MTLahver1318]

lmao!! "You guys... I booked!" killed me. Love!!

[Made0fSpunSugar]

"I'm just, like, so over my show...but like, I'm really grateful."

[jazzyspazzrawr]

"it's the baby's heartbeat" LOLL!!!

[Michele5782]

Makes me glad I NEVER went to NYC. It's bad enough in the Midwest. So funny and soooooooo true. And glad I've given up theatre. Bunch of nutcases in that profession.

[Melodrama421]

@Michele5782 Yeah, pretty much..... LOVE IT!

[hairsprayhopeful]

Bahaha! Omg I'm literally dying!

[TimothyHuangSongs]

"every time I pass the Broadway stop on the N Train I take it as a sign." #neednewunderwear

[dancethrulife1]

Love you guys! This is hilarious!

[tracieh15]

BRILLIANT!!! oh, how I needed this laugh today...



[tellmewhatsahappenin]

these are the kind of musical theater people i hate so much.

[broadwayxdude06]

@tellmewhatsahappenin lol like overdramatic you mean? yeah i'm a musical theatre dude i love it but i'm not a diva or prima donna about it. i mean it's mostly like like "ohmygaww" haha i'm definitely not that

[madman5033]

I am literally dead.

[dancinkarl]

This is awesome. If I had a nickel... wowzah. I could add sooooo many to this already long list. Such as: "It's their loss" (after being cut or typed out) LOL

[BwayBaby10]

This is real. life.

[ilseneumanns]

"she's non-eq." i died

[ericpinon17]

Laughed so hard! Thank you!