"Comedy Now" - Standup Clip - Jay Malone

[fight2Bfree]

he's good

[musicgirl2966]

Why can't all guys be as funny, sweet, and hot as him? ;)

[shiannejessica]

@musicgirl2966 There's lots of them. They're Canadian.

[miasaki666]

my friend has an ID card with his pic and info and everything....... it says, in bold and capitals at the top; "TERRORIST HUNTING LICENSE"

......

whut.

[patamon3]

"i undersatand the wallet, the car, the GIRLFRIEND,... why the watch"

lol

[bevz2nikki]

love him <3

[stylinhawaiian7]

Well, considering the amount of source material out there, its more probable to have a hack topic (a topic that other people have used before) than a totally fresh topic. At least the bicycle topic isnt overly hacked and he barely stuck on it. He mixed into a different topic relatively quickly.

Good stuff, Malone. Hope you put up longer videos.

[PortnoiJ]

Bro you are funny as hell...

[CrashTheChao]

'Stop in the name of the law" *bring* *bring*

[Jasonstarwalker]

Awesome!

[luvcomedy123]

love jay malone! we need more of him!

[pinksockedhobo1]

hahaha. hes awesome

[iTHINKGERMAN]

oh man i love this guy

hilarious

[webslinger16]

That's strange.

This was aired in 2007.

Jeff dunhams special aired in 2008?

Think about it smart one.

[hohahi123321]

@webslinger16

great minds think alike. it is so impossible that they both came up with the same material. that part of the skit is at best 1 min long. its not that hard to come up with.

[tattooedrockerchick]

funny shit dude!! zero to ozz.....lmao

[Queak99]

i watched this last night, hes soo funny and talented , it comes so naturally!

excellentr and thanks for the upload!1

[xBlackPaintedStarsX]

omg i love him hes soooooooo funny

[simonjohn75]

watched this episode last night man this guy is funny!

[Mckillagain]

dennis leary copy

[pinkyslippers]

no elmo doesn't wanna see big bird anymore.. lmao

[kissXtheXemoXkid]

Yes, I know I misspelled "quit" wrong. And I know many of you will do your best, and use that against me, but--who cares XD

[kissXtheXemoXkid]

Okay. I highly doubt he stole his material from Jeff Dunham. Just because a comedian has already mentioned a topic--in this case, the bicycle cops, doesn't mean that another comedian isn't allowed to talk about it. If that was the case, we'd have a very limited choice of comedians. So quite your bitching, and either watch the video--or don't. Simple as that.

[luvcomedy123]

ah this guy is awesome! count me in as his newest fan! as for this "stealing material" thing, ur right, i have seen at least two other comedians talk about bicycle cops:

Rove McManus: Opening monologue on ROVE - talks about the bell bring bring

Damon Wayans: Set on Montreal Just for laughs gala 2007 - talks about sitting in the basket

[Willisiamo]

Denis Leary has a great couple lines about bicycle cops as well. But who care?! Did you laugh?

[x2daz11]

That guy's first joke was taken from Jeff Dunham.

Sad

[AoACorpus11]

Fake it till u make it man.

[bahamutthekingofdrag]

prove he stole the joke

links or it didnt happen

[platinumsalamander]

lol, "they'll hand me a towel, a soap, and a schedule"

[54spiritedwill54]

hes funny!!

[hoortubeyou]

gay...

[mistystarzlite]

...either he created or he stole, because I've heard the bicycle joke before, from Jeffrey Dunham, the ventriloquist, with Walter.

I couldn't really get into his jokes, maybe it's the way he told it.. I dunno.

[energysage]

I think any comedian who knows that some cops ride bicycles would be fairly likely to use it in a stand-up act. I doubt that particular joke was stolen.

But yeah, his delivery is a bit off... I mean he's funny but he could have probably pulled it off better. The bit about letting criminals work-out all the time was clever though =)

[proximo123]

this dude hella funny

[secret103]

Did you mean it.

[sensfan019]

STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! BBrrringg BBringg

LMAOO

[ellehcar1234]

elmo doesn't wanna see big bird no more... put snuffleupagus away ♥ funny junk

[MrsBowwow81]

haha !!! very funny... i live him

[liny789]

This guy is very funny but russle peters is pretty good too. His thing about interracial couples is hilarous! but ryan belleville owns u all!!

[icecurator]

lenny henry did that prison joke about 10 years ago but jay didnt necessarily steal the joke.

[secret103]

You look and sound healthy in this video.

[132435465768]

what??

[kleanchap]

Good Comedy!!

[sultan4545]

JUFF DUNHAM

[TurnToDispair]

who cares if he took jokes, most comdeians do... think about it ur just made tht he pwns u and hes f-ing hilarious

[leroux510]

not good and he was using other peoples jokes

[ultiochristi]

Lets send them back into society STRONGER rofl thats so funny

[iyadinpali]

jeremysale, if you think that wasn't funny, then i'm sorry, you have no sense of humor, wich is bad AND sad.

[jeremysale]

UR a retrad, Jay! Theze jokes is unfunny and all of them wer stolin. PWNED! Americans are such SHEEP!!! Prison is better that that. Do some research!!!

Just kidding, dude. (Seriously, I don't know what happened to me there. Been reading too many YouTube comments, I guess.) These are some class 'A' chuckles, my man. Miss ya.

[aquaticanteater]

hey man, i'm all for venting the strange angry thoughts/feelings, but it's best not to do it where anyone who has internet can read it. peace, \m/

[dinebizaad]

"Elmo doesn't want to see Big Bird anymore."

HAHA

[Grimlock361]

"Im like the prison version of the elmos tickle me doll!" hahahahahahahahahaha that was way too funny man he is so funny."catch him on the bike!"

[roughryder5]

hes funny!!

[PhailureXD]

The first joke was Stolen from Jeff Dunham.

[Justcurious51]

Who cares? It was hillarious

[crazyharis]

omg he is NOT funny what the fuc# are they lafing abiout??!!

[secret103]

He's funny. It's strange. I get laughed at even though I'm not trying to make a joke.

[Sorcoral]

zero too oz in 8 seconds

[Trulyamayziing]

Hahaha, THERE IS NO HIGH SPEED PURSUIT! XD

[murtlandst]

fuck his voice

[funfest24]

haha it sounds like he swallowed a chipmunk!

[littleninnie]

hahahaha I think that he swallowed simon:p

[funfest24]

could be :P

[littleninnie]

poor simon..:s:P

[Adam77117]

Someone needs to hit puberty...

[secret103]

I like his voice. It cheers me up. I just don't like it when he curses.

PS3 / MGS4 / Ratchet & Clank

[seantirello]

guy in the audience pulled out the bike runner and the final joke. real embarrassing dude

[fedesilva89]

i thought the exact same thing dude....but jeff probably either stole it...or never heard this guy before

[tiffo0o2]

the police on bike joke is very similar to the one jeff dunham does... does anyone know whether this was by accident or did someone steal another's material?

[LittleLanya]

Congrats, you just made my Favorites. This is so funny. Keep posting your vids. And keep up the good work.

[bazyan1]

that was great

[satinsilverk20a2]

hahha good stuff!!

[pedestriancow]

very funny!

[3dEnthusiast]

I see the parallel to Jeff Dunham, but I think it's a common observation. LOVE your stuff, man. Great stuff.

[secret103]

Jay, your new videos show eyebags under your eyes. What happened? And your voice would be good for voice overs in video games or cartoons.

[jokesmalone]

um, i think i was getting tired. that's all. but now that i'm in hollywood i'll just have my face surgically reconstructed. i was thinking of a combo between obama and pitt. thoughts?

[peperpig1990]

@jokesmalone you sound so much like erry springer and your so funny!

[secret103]

you really might have to fight that guy in the audience to the death if you viewed him as a serious rival.

[joedeguire]

wtf?

[secret103]

Do you own an xbox360? What games do you like?

[strawberrykiwi27]

lmao, steal dayshifts!!

ur really cute!! <3

[KatieB88]

lol he's so good and he's from where i am - see, people in from the valley in NS can make it big!! come back home jay and give us another good show!!

[secret103]

You just want an opportunity to get into his pants. C'mon, you know you want it. Don't pretend to get upset, as you probably will, at my comment. But you're hot.

[secret103]

I like his voice.

[ray2rules]

u suck!! he copied jeff dunham!!! that his joke!!

[jokesmalone]

hahahaha, you think i ripped off jeff dunham?? um, nope. i write my own stuff. and wouldn't i have to get a puppet to rip him off?

[flangie132]

this is u?

ur really good

[burton8469]

this is awsome ur really funny way better then russell peters

[Lotrfan99]

nah russell peters is genius

[eureka7123123]

both of them rfunny i just love laughing at joke

[bevz2nikki]

@jokesmalone haha <3

[CrowsFlyte]

@jokesmalone actually, Dunham did do a bit on police bicycles. same wording: "stop! (ring ring)". You had a different build up for it, though, and your follow up was better.

[BlueTwinTaco]

@ray2rules dude, shut up, Jeff Dynham isn't even funny, he's just offencive. Leave Jay alone.

[BlueTwinTaco]

@ray2rules Shut up dude. Jeff Dunham isn't even funny, he's just offensive. Leave Jay alone.

[drgnballz]

He reminds me of Trevor Boris. o_o;;

[blackcatstefany]

YA he dose lol

[chocotofu3]

"humor as a defense mechanism"....

is he chandler bing?

[tokyoislander]

awesomingly funniestss

[kleanchap]

Funny guy!

[Andragon90]

awesome!

[whereami07]

he's cute

[ultiochristi]

the thing with the training prisoners is great!!

everytime I watch like a movie about prison I always wonder bout that...

[ultiochristi]

omg hes rly good...

on the same level with hedberg and cook

[JOGO]

he's like a funnier version of trevor boris

[comby321]

he says a funnier joke ive seen this on tv its halarious hes like why do we give ppl 16 breaks for smoking i want a masterbation break

[SabreTooth123]

lol! this guy is funny

[claynadian]

yay! i love this!! ahh so funny!

[shyyyt]

tis is funni but russell peters is the best =)

[jokesmalone]

russell peters is good. no question. but there are waaaay better comics. louis ck, brian regan to name a couple.

[santacruzJackal]

whats the name of or the guy wit the lisp lol

[LittleLanya]

His name is Toby Hargrave. Also another funny guy.

[NoInfringementIntent]

I love Russell Peters, Louis CK and Brian Regan as well! :-) I'm gonna go and see Brian Regan later this month! :-D

I can't wait! :-)

[PunkRainbow]

"I didnt tell you to buy the convertable, did I sir? No I didnt.. hahaha.. Well you shouldnt have put your mom in the back seet"!

LMAO!

[shealy04]

Awesome material as always... do you have any more vids to post?

[leirgauk]

one of the funniest stand uppers ive seen!

[hockeyislove123]

lol thats really funny

[jf004]

Love it!

[Akkraka]

pretty funny