Scientology gives you Super Secret Super Powers

[toltec19]

you believe what you want to believe!

[loonmaniac]

Jenna Elfman is a crazy bitch.

[AxelLason007]

LR Hubbard, For of, The child Molester

[BoomBoomSticks]

Whole video: LOLWUT

[squilky1951]

I am laughing my ass off with with wild abandon just like Tom on Letterman.

[skoek]

I NEED THE SONG AT THE END> Pleeze?

[jjuran]

"I NEED THE SONG AT THE END> Pleeze?"

The Picard Song, by DarkMateria.

watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

[skoek]

OMFG, thetan fingernails. I think I just pissed myself.

[vongoloid]

Awesome vid. I bit off my thetan fingernails!

David "Fecal" Miscavige: "Reach out! Disseminate! Sell books! Get people in and MAKE them into Scientologists!" - What a douche.

[love2understand]

can somewan explain me what scientology is?

[MrDart]

A space-alien worshiping cult.

[anonymees]

thetan fingernails.

lol.

[nytique]

Oooh Ooh! I have a power from watching this clip! I can make a booger talk...

...OH and I have the power of common sense so I don't fall in with this nonsense!

Hail Zenu!

[midguardz]

Many ex members realise that the quest to "save the planet" becomes farcical watching Miscavige seminars reaping their $ whilst they eat kebabs & rationed cigarettes. If they get past clear, which they wont cause they cant afford shoelaces with the $20 a 60hr week they put in thinking they will reach saint hill size & get their OT 8 for free which wont ever happen u will die of exhaustion, debt & stupidity realising that Oz is an alien.

[erkekler]

A Mathematical Progression:

[S, VS, ES, TCS], where:

S = Silly

VS = Very Silly

ES = Extremely Silly

TCS = Tom Cruise & $cientology

[hattorihanzotweet]

IS THIS IT? THE GREAT SUPER SECRET MAGIC RITUAL TO INFINITE POWER?

In real magickal circles there is a whole lot more to real magick.

Does anyone have a link to the Instructional Bull Baiting video?

[Ogsonofgroo]

'Crusade to enlighten the planet....'

No, crusade to lighten yer wallets, and make you feel good about it (till your so broke you're dumped in a veritable ditch).

Scam, scam, scam, by a crazy psychotic con-man, man!

Read up and learn, if the ramblings of LRH start to make sense then its time for a long walk to sober up imho.

[mapmaker15]

maybe I have read this

maybe it was hilarious

great audio

big win!

[TheSpiderMind]

awesome song, truly.

[misterwistar]

Scientology just lost the game.

[expectxenu]

brilliant use of the picard song ^.^

lulz

[Smitamas101]

these scientologist mother fuckers watch to much fuckin star trek - alien grave robbers!!! lmao

sure matey, i beleive ya :-/

[Localmode]

(TOM CRUISE)=(SCIENTOLOGY)=(CULT)

Subscribe to Xenutv1. Mr. Bunker has these guys on the run. His videos show how lame Scientology members truly treat people who speak out against them. "Your either in or your out", so said Tom Cruise. Tom's goal along with his best buddy, David Miscavige, is to turn all of us into Scientologist or stamp us out as lower beings. Become a SP (suppressive person) today and turn these money hungry mongrels on their tails.

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