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  • I love seeing comedians from other countries talk about how they see America... it's always funny, but of course a little sad as well!

    It's annoying to see other Americans on here getting upset, when our comedians do this just as much about other countries. It's all in good fun, there's nothing wrong with poking fun at each other when we all just need to laugh at ourselves!

    "What is this, can we eat it? Where are we?" -Americans in Europe. Hahaha!!

  • America does suck bravo!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow!! Potatoes can actually record stuff!!

  • im a american..from california..i almost pissed my self laughing at how true this is.

  • @cfs3mytube. Amen.

  • how can they call this 240p?

  • The best thing about being American is that I don't have to give a shit about what you don't like about us.

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  • I'll let you non-Americans in on a secret. We know exactly what you think we are like. We know all the stereotypes but we don't want to break your hearts. Because of that we humor you and only expose you to the people who either fit the stereotypes, or can act it.

  • is he swimming?

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  • saying like and totallyy is soo true

  • I speak american

  • @lgeisj8888 Fuck you, yankee.

  • @keithmpire euro scum

  • @lgeisj8888 If you think he's being mean-spirited then you haven't watched him enough to know his style.

  • @lgeisj8888 That's just his comedic style. He's in front of an English audience and early on in this show he spends about 10 minutes making fun of the English, and they piss themselves laughing. I guess it's just a matter of preference.

  • damn you 240p

  • Oh sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours, I'll replace it one day. With my stuff

  • I'm an American and I find this man to be absolutely hilarious. He's spot on with a lot antics that Americans do. Respect other countries and learn to take a joke.

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  • "what is this? can I eat it? were am I?"

    x'D AHAHAHAH I just cracked up

  • MURICA!!! F**K YEA!!!

  • 2:36 - 2:56 is some where between very accurate to straight out racist XD

  • Which pixel is Dylan?

  • Jesus! some people can't take a joke. If us British people couldn't take a joke we wouldn't be able to get up of a morning. You only have to watch family guy to see the Stereotypical British person every five minutes and those AWFUL British accents they tar everyone with even actors can't seem to get it right - now come on everyone we can all laugh at ourselves because we're all good friends. I love US, Canada and UK and the whole of Europe - just chill out everyone its all just a joke! 65XE

  • ah good old 180p

  • @MacCoisdealbha 240p

  • @googly1245 fuck off

  • @MacCoisdealbha Mad?

    

  • this man is the Irish Robin Williams

  • @melmes03 I didn't realise he was Irish he sounded more British.

  • @melmes03 Robin Williams? Fook, no!!

  • @midmodgal Well Robin Williams is an amazing stand-up comedian so that is definitely a compliment

  • Lol "What is this, can we eat it?"

    I am one of those closed-in Americans and it is truly refreshing to hear some jipes at our expense

  • This video needs window wipers.

  • I'm a proud American, but this shit is so true and hilarious :) lol

  • But yea I live in America and half of that stuff is true.

  • His American accent sounded French. Lol

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  • im American and this is fucking class. Dylan Moran is hilarious!

  • I really don't see any humor in this. This in my opinion was a fail.

  • reminds me of eddie izzard

  • @AAljin according to who?

    

  • @wronganswerswoody geroge carlin, dave chappelle, eddie murphy, chris rock, katt william, bill hicks, bill cosby.....the list goes on..

  • @AAljin yeah i dont find any of those guys funny, you Americans need to learn how to distinguish between what is "best" and your personal favourites

  • @AAljin i know eddie murphy, chris rock and bill hicks are funny. I've also seen quite a lot of rich hall and I think he's funny. Bill cosby I think is crap and the rest I don't know. although the best comedians in the world are american to you, an american, but to me and many other brits our favourites are british and irish. I think UK and US just have different tastes :)

  • @MrShem94 Bill Cosby I enjoy because many of his jokes are subtle. I'm not a fan of many american comedians (Arj Barker is a major dislke) but the black ones tend to be funny

  • @AAljin Mate, there's a difference between number and quality.

  • @AAljin But most humor is based on generalizations. It's funny because it's mocking what has become the majority example. Besides, you're generalizing by saying that America has the best comedians, which is a bias that most people who look up Eddie Izzard and Dylan Moran will disagree with.

  • @Playasong112 I'm an American and I think this is funny.

  • "Did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours" lol!

  • this guy is killing me lol so true

  • Im a United States citizen and I find this hilarious. Politically incorrect but hilarious.

  • It looks like the pixels are all drawn towards to Dylan.

  • speaking of americans. you sound like fucking pauly shore you fuck

  • @chrismontgomery2010 Fuck you! i am scottish this guy is awesome hes taking the piss outa you every country does dosent mean he means it and he pauly shore is awesome.

  • ...And this represents poverty

  • If I had a quid for every pixel, I'd have £8.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=ZMZvCG17re­0 americans

  • Mmmmmm those pixels!

  • lmfaooo im american and the only reason this sounds funny is because when he was describing americans, it sounded like he was the describing the white people over here xD lmfaooooo white americans are sometimes.....i can't describe, just hit replay and you'll know what I mean!

  • @giorjett13 hey, watch what's comming out of your asshole. I'm white, and I'm not a retarded frat boy.

  • @giorjett13 I'm white, and American... and Dylan's right... Most American's are stupid sheep and since the masses are representing only because they're to stupid to keep their idiot mouths shut they give people like me a bad name.

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  • Try being an American and listening to people who sound this dumb every day :(

  • @BoiledNotScrambled Honestly, I think it's cause we don't have an accent to make us sound "refined". I hate dumb people, regardless of nationality.

  • this was filmed in 120p.

  • @ZedBazinga This was filmed in 20p.

  • "... and everybody else was totally dead."

  • I have Irish and Welsh roots, and I'm American and this is freakin hilarious XD

  • omg dyl u r SOOOOOOOOOOO good!!!

  • @RustyNBranzy77 Dylan Moran's mother account spotted.

  • "is apart from everything that they've done"

  • "Al Pacino from China via Brooklyn."

  • generously what ? . . . i did not hear the other word

  • @TTrOybOChi proportioned ;). In other words a metaphor for overweight.

  • @cynicaldemon thanks =)

  • Love Dylan

  • Love to hate, hate to love, but you can't beat our indifference kiddies ;)

    And I found this frikin hilarious

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  • @LikKitgo0d I hear ya, Canada gets so much grief too, if we actually gave half a shit what people thought of us we wouldnt get out of bed to wake and bake...I say fuck em, I by my weed at a corner store, my back yard looks like a post card, we have an awesome city we like to burn down every decade of so (Im in Vancouver), AND, If they really wanna do something about it they can have their ass handed to them by a colonist whenever they feel like it.

  • @insertclevernickname I don't get tired of hearing it, cause I just don't give a shit.. I mean, you don't find anyone here who wastes their time rippin on other countries, cause we simply have no fucks to give. Fat people here are stigmatized for being disgusted, as most have earned it, and we're not even patriotic unless attacked. And yet people love to say WE'RE ignorant, as if they don't get their bullshit info from their media. I'll see ya soon buddy, meet ya at the corner store ;)

  • @LikKitgo0d 711 on mcallum/...;)

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  • Dear rest of the world: Not all Americans are like this, just most of them are. And believe me, it's worse for us than it is for you. The fat stupid Americans are just tourists, visiting for a while, in your country. In mine, they live in my neighborhood, go to my schools, and invade my workplace. It is, in all honesty, a nightmare, a living hell.

    Okay that does it, I'm leaving. Canada ho!

  • @Halldisa and synthkid220 America isnt a joke at all, im not some bible toting guy on a soapbox but I love America. Im proud of where im from, im not a rude person, a bigot, or a man that pushes my beliefs on others. Sure we have a rocky past, but alot of other countries do as well.

  • When traveling, I always say that I'm from Canada.

    --An American citizen

  • @MiaLeonora I'm from the UK, and I think thats pathetic.

  • @MiaLeonora That's completely pathetic. So instead of showing people that there's actually a variety of people from our country, you play to the worst stereotypes? You ever think that Dr. King and Rosa Parks just whined like that? Besides, if you're going to claim to be Canadian, can you name the ruling party, prime minister, major ministers, key policy matters affecting the country, and name all the provinces without Googling? And can you tell even one good Newfie joke?

  • @MiaLeonora wow really, your pathetic if you just be a normal person no one will give a shit, people just like to pick at America, try to take a joke - from Wisconsin

  • @sillyjontag321

    How about you try to take your own advice. "Try to take a joke". Hypocrite...

    It was obviously not true.

  • @sillyjontag321 'Murika!

  • hahahaha starbucks...

  • Im an American. Mexico is way more of a punchline.

  • @JohnnyKill1986 only in American , which is not the world...

  • tony montana accent

  • Terrible quality. Thanks for posting!

  • Love him!! Dylan Moran is incredible!! Going to see him NEXT MONTH!! SOOOO excited :D

  • 39 states so far have disliked this

  • lol 0:08 theres always a loud mouthed over patriotic brother who bums america D: hi cousin

  • Everybody else was totally dead.

  • very gradually bulds a starbucks around them

    THE SOLUTION TO THE AFGHAN WAR!!!!

  • Marx was wrong: Starbucks is the opiate of the masses. =]

  • @miagicalmysterytour It's Opium of the people

  • @miagicalmysterytour

    was it not opium? <.<

    lol

  • was this filmed with a brick

  • @LewisAM37 Looks like really good quality, must be an iPhone.

  • @LewisAM37 No, it was filmed with toilet paper, actually.

  • @LewisAM37 well...In one of his stand ups he said "You can now video something with a fruit"

  • @LewisAM37 In fact, it was a piece of fruit.

  • either the quality is shite or i'm drunk

  • he seriously reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow somtimes hehe!

  • "Imperialistic Yankee pig-dogs." Lol.

  • Could someone please write what he says between 1:40 and 1:42 thanks

  • @OLee82 "You, you and you, fuck off, we're having tiffin" - which is a light meal deriving out of a cross between British and Indian cultures, google it.

  • @glassesmolasses Thank you for the answer. :-)

  • It's interesting to see him become almost an Eddie Izzard halfway through and then became Dylan Moran again, not just because the Empire gag. At some point he even sounds a bit like Eddie (no idea who started earlier or disrespect intended).

  • This American loved it. More please :D

  • Alas. I suppose this is payback for all the "bad-dental-care-in-Europe" jokes.

  • @SocsRevolution13 I've never understood that bit. Since when did Americans have better teeth than anyone else outside of California and New York? Maybe its because I'm southern lol. No one notices crooked teeth.

  • @leetersshs You know...I have no idea. I'm American. I've got crooked teeth. But then again other Americans always think I'm foreign. Maybe its because of the teeth. lol at any rate, I just felt it necessary to make an attempted jab back at the british and feebly support my own country, even though to be quite honest...I think I'd rather be british. :)

  • @SocsRevolution13 It's not always easy to support lol. I just lay the blame on every other state but my own. Most of the time the people from elsewhere don't recognize the state and/or don't know where it is. It's much easier to defend! :)

  • I'm getting really tired of people quoting what's in the video. It's like these people made it themselves! We should come up with an award for these assholes. Maybe a "YouFuck". A bit like a "Fuck You" but with a Youtube influence.

  • @bennyl42 YES

  • is it bad that I'm American and I loved this?

  • @MrsMeComo "Is is wrong that i had a boner to this?" , but modified?

  • @MrsMeComo clearly

  • only thing the world can do to america is make fun of it and her people, and they'll give you that right, but do anything els and you'll have bombs over your heads.

  • He just describes the most stupid persons from every country and behaves as if every person from this country was like that. FAIL !

  • He kinda sounds more like Christopher Walken than Pacino if you ask me...just sayin'... ; )

  • Most places you would call 'bad' are just internal problems. There are exceptions - Israel, for example. I don't feel it's my place to judge whether other ways of doing things are right or wrong. But the U.S. supports terror and violence, the U.S. imprisons foreigners without trial for years, the U.S. tortures its prisoners, the U.S. attacks countries which are no threat just to preserve its rather dodgy way of making money. If there were another country like that, I'd protest that, too..

  • @gzornenplat ur from britian so id assume u protest ur own country right?

  • @kachekieran I don't go out and protest against my country or any other. Most people are just trying to hold body and soul together. Many of the people who are 'just following orders' are doing it in order not to get shot by their own side. The culprits are the politicians, and most politicians are people who weren't brought up to know any better. There but for the grace of [enter god of choice]... I try to make my immediate world better whoever that includes. I'm too old to save the world.

  • @gzornenplat Our constitution dosnt protect non-citizens,who were caught on the battlefield supporting our enemy. Its obvious your either a muslim or your apart of the anit-globalisation crowd,by saying we support terrorism. Israel is a democracy surrounded by scum,created because refined Europe ddnt want their jews back after ww2.Since we have to fix the damage from colonialism, inflicting pain is more expedient to saying please. Maybe youll grow enough balls to fight us,instead of complaining.

  • @tecumseh1175 I'm neither a Muslim of part of the 'antiglobalisation crowd', whatever you mean by that. 'Our' constitution? Who's 'we' paleface? You might say that the US supports 'freedom fighters', not terrorists but that's just terminology - the difference between an unprovoked attack and a pre-emptive strike is pretty moot. If you attack someone who's not attacking you then what, in essence, is the difference? The US funded the Contras in Nicaragua - were they freedom-fighters or terrorists?

  • @tecumseh1175 yes war that always works, oh wait, america nearly always loses wars.

  • Apparently people watching Dylan Moran, a comedian, care a shit load about what the technical definition of someone from America is.

  • Isn`t this one of the actors from "Shaun of the Dead"?

  • "what is this can we eat it? where are we?" i would argue with that, but its 100% fact... i hate american tourists (and yeah, i'm american)

    btw, arnold wasn't that bad of a governor.

  • @SpreadDaFonk

    Sentence :)

  • there´s a perfectly ordinary english... what? could anyone please tell me what that last word is? i just can't understand it. thanks!

  • @SpreadDaFonk sentence

  • @kachekieran thanks! not a native-speaker you know :D

  • Hes right about starbucks. Its an old tactic. The romans would set up trade posts in far off lands to seduce the natives with there popular roman products, so if they ever decided to invade the population would be less hostile.

  • What's the bet that the 30 people that Disliked this are the Stupid American people featured in this video? Well, the 30 Stupid Americans that figured out how to Dislike stuff.

  • i dont think it should matter who makes fun of who unless they say it to your fucking face but im an American (Stupid Fucking Washington) and i think this guy is funny. but honestly, who here thinks that it shouldnt matter unless they walk up to you? but also consider what other people do. People in general are just a fucking load of shit heads and i being one. No human accepts other humans. Thats just how it is. I dont care if you disagree or something but you know, support the gays! WOO!

  • Ah America, the planets punchline.

  • @OtherAlex And the biggest superpower

  • @MacEwanMouse China could drop America if they wanted to.

  • @1203125 Not really, no.

  • @MacEwanMouse Not at this rate.

  • @KisiroKitsune Yes, at this rate.

  • 'And America's like the really bad flatmate of the world, 'Oh i'm sorry, did i break all your shit?.. I didn't know it was yours...' hahaha.. I love this guy.. I love being Irish, but what's funnier if every Irish actor has the same 'the glass is half empty' attitude that, while it isn't positive, it still makes everyone laugh.. and as they say.. The Irish are the funniest and wittiest culture because we've gone through so much, but we drink and laugh it off ;)

  • The USA is no worse than the EU or China or India, or Mexico.

  • Hahah this guy is really funny :) why because it's TRUE! I'm an American (LA) and my friends and I all find this great!

  • For those arguing that people from the United States should be called something absurd like United Stations, I'll remind you that the United States of America shares it southern boarder with the Mexican United States (Estados Unidos Mexicanos). Hence American or Mexican, America or Mexico. A word for this seemingly mysterious phenomenon is metonymy. Look it up.

  • @wmouse no one cares.

  • Libya.

  • hhahahahaha "im sorry did i break all your shit, i didn't know it was yours" hahah lol

  • XD LMAO "oh i'm sorry did i break all your s**t? i didn't know it was yours, yeah i'll replace it sometime, with my stuff!" dude i'm American and i love this dude! its sad but that really does describe us alot, we kinda are detached emotionally from alot of really bad stuff like murder, its very scary.

  • they all become addicted to latte and they lose the will to rebel

  • Just like the US as bad flatmate, American comedian Wanda Sykes said during the early months of the Obama administration that Bush was like a bad houseguest who breaks everything and then sneaks out.

  • Expect the TSA to be behind your back now ;)

  • Finally someone is making fun of the Americans xD

  • @rahulras What? Europeans always make fun of Americans.

    Actually, everyone makes fun of Americans.

  • @Robocrat and Americans make fun of Europeans in more ways than you know.

  • @rahulras we're always made fun of... 0_0

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  • I've HAD THAT FLATMATE!!! D:

  • @flavius717 It's not the same as Germany or Korea because they are ALL of that country (remember when we had East and West Germans?) It's like Germans not calling themselves Germans but only saying they are Europeans and the rest of Europe being ashamed to call themselves European in case people think they are German, or Koreans not using the word Korean but only calling themselves Asians. Why not call yourselves 'Merkin's - you seem to anyway 'Hi, I'm a Merkin!'

  • @gzornenplat facepalm at ur joke.....