Titus Bramble had a bad day - his greatest hits

[Kaishakunin47]

If she goes into a ramble, give her the Titus Bramble!

[footyMADfifaMAD]

Who does he play for now?

[Bidwell93]

Love that after that first clip Sunderland had decided 'YES. We want that man to marshal our defence.'

[Callokez]

It's funny how the first clip was just after LEETo'clock.

[Theysayimepic]

Bramble is shit.In fact he got arrested over sexual assualt

[Sentoa]

He should just convert to a striker, see then if he can score normal goals instead of own ones.

[jacktaitey94]

She said no Titus.

[DrTekkers96]

What a LAD

[poromies47]

wonder if wenger has set his eyes on him already...think he would fit in perfectly alongside djourou, mertesacker and squillaci. -proud supporter of arsenal fc

[Mrspacenugget]

He just failed his job so what he should be proud

[TheFeatherSheep]

haha shot pedo!

[thamesironworks4]

U can see why sunderland signed him in the first clip

[TheSaintsRoe]

the goal against sunderland was actually a decent header

[jafro8]

did he die

[janjosse16]

you know

he just made failing his job

we should all be proud of him

[seantgenung]

u know the wigan keeper sucks dick

[moooga3]

i feel sorry for him :(

[MrHoneyChicken]

He is a catastrophic failure

[lhanks99]

You've managed to drag out like 5 mistakes to 3 minutes, why.

[AsylumInHell]

real madrid pondering a 35 million move for this lad (=

[ThatRandomWeeGuy]

I used to be as good as titus bramble until i took a 'Arrow to the knee'.

[waynerooneyishere]

@ThatRandomWeeGuy -_- You need to take a flaming arrow to your fucking crotch or mouth -_- .

[AVFCsi02]

Barcelona eye Titus Bramble in a 15 million pound bid to replace Eric Abidal xD

[Deanontoastedbread]

I heard barca were looking into him, would go well with their defence

[jcontheroad1210]

he used to play well, until he took an arrow to the knee

[manufan97100]

yeah he maybe shit but hes still better than u twats

[LandovaD85]

What r u waiting for....GET HIM NOOOOOWWWWW

[IMfam0us1]

tits tits tits

[Nowthenpal94]

to be fair, that first header was quality

[ilovenorwichcity]

The Heskey of defence

[THthefirst]

If you took the mistakes of any defender/goalkeeper or any players over 10 years into a 3 min video, it would make them look shit. Fact is he wouldn't be earning £40,000 per week as a premiership footballer for 10 years if he wasn't a good player. Simple as that.

[helloimearl1]

Hes the new messi, great passing and shooting

[siegetank55]

in FIFA 12 manager mode "Manchester United lure Veteran Bramble"

[TheMonkeyGotStoned]

Who was the scout that saw him as a good player? whoever it was must of been on some good stuff!

[heckNiceGuy]

Wow sucks to be this guy. Glad I'm not him.

[rockhoppyproductions]

it seems titus bramble just has a bad day every match day, coincidence?

[lucasmartin1234]

What the fuck is wrong with him?

[MrPrevoo1010]

i think this are his best moments

[MrJewtarded]

Have to hand it to him though he never gives up

[DanLFC8]

notice how all these are at home lol

[ohhhreeceybaybee]

he hit the crossbar in crossbar challenge, well done Titus mate keep your head up you rapist

[mjame45]

Do one of John Terry

[gumzie13]

he looks like bubba from forrest gump LOL

[OverweightNoob]

Lucky theres no fans in the DW to see his errors

[ohPandahh]

not as good as heskey.

[mistercoolieman]

@ohPandahh but close

[igotscamed1]

great finish

[bradclarke1010]

he didn't have a bad day...... he had a bad career!

[TheVbbbbbb]

come to the jjb stadium, where if you cant score, titus bramble will help you or just do it for you himself

[kingsofthenortheast]

She said no Titus...

[1hardis]

put him upfront he can score !

[Samothegreat1]

best player to of graced the earth fuck cr7

[MrManutd2011]

tight arse shambles

[AVFCsi02]

If he ever came to Villa, I would stop supporting them for good.

[kevin084life]

@TheMeatloaflover I reckon Emile Heskey would probably rip him to pieces with his.

[PimpMyPidgey]

Quality defender. 

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

Emile Heskey vs Titus Shambles:

The ultimate Pro level one on one!!!

[Ikkauku206]

1:03 Titus does the John Terry

[1993shiv]

Kirkland would love to see opposition striker on the ball rather than titus bramble

[Hoppit07]

Funniest thing is after this Steve Brue bought him for Sunderland rofl

[SirEmileHeskey]

Cant wait for that kid messi to face LORD ALMIGHTY BRAMBLE !

[TheMeatloaflover]

wonder what would happen if heskey and bramble played against each other

[MrBurberryMan]

Bramble should be in the England team i mean come on he is great defender :D

[Redderson4571]

Shiteus Shambles

[animalolz]

@MrFEDUP100

@kenton9aaa

I think it's great that he raped white women.

[lilak5150]

@MrFEDUP100 So be a man, and get off the internet and do something.

Coward

[richierich0ification]

the brambles blacks being blacks...

[stepheng1483]

RAPIST

[Skaramoosh5]

That's one rapist down, a billion to go.!!!!!! YEAH :)

[kaykko]

I can't believe Titus Bramble has been arrested for raping a disabled woman.

Well, the police haven't said she was disabled but if she couldn't out run Bramble she must have been pretty fucking slow.

[KKFreebaird]

No striker is a true striker unless they have faced the wrath and skill of Titus Bramble

[iblueidream]

i wonder why,nobody praises of what his ever done LOL

[Adzdachilla]

@iblueidream Because he's a rapist

[kevin084life]

Imagine if Bramble wins UEFA Defender of the Year Award! I would cry. LOL

[AVFCsi02]

I'm not even gonna make a judgement on this Lionel Messi bloke until he faces the great Titus Bramble.

[HarryB1996]

what a stupid black cunt.

[samlincoln]

@HarryB1996 No need for racial abuse mate.

[conspicuouspancake]

inspired choice of music.

[54mJohnson]

Lets hope bramble's defender in court is better than he is

[ybot1983]

His family must have rape in their DNA

[rucajuda]

fuck it he was a great player

[1000schwanzlutscher]

Fucking drug dealer! Go back to shitty Africa!

[kelleherkiid]

@1000schwanzlutscher hes english ya fukin retard ! hahaha

[terrymagpie]

She said no Titus She said no (again)

[BlakeTower]

bramble is arrested cos he raped someone and had a class a drug in his possesion

[liverpoolfc97100]

exactly, bramble is as reliable on the pitch as he is off it. hi is a top class role model apart from the fact hes a convicted rapist.

[mastrap23]

@liverpoolfc97100 He was found innocent so it shouldn't really matter. The only thing Bramble rapes is the Goalkeeper's hands with his rocket shots

[marshallno9]

@liverpoolfc97100 that made me fuckin laugh mate fair play

[ares12790]

@liverpoolfc97100 lmao mate. That was fucking hilarious at the end lol

[mastrap23]

this guy can make great assists and has a power header that gets past many keepers imagine him as a lethal striker

[liverpoolfc97100]

@mastrap23 lets face it, bramble is probably one of the most talented footballers this world has ever seen. im sick of all these peple bagging him. im sure if hes given the captains armband for england (which he rightfully deserves) people will start to see his pure class

[mastrap23]

@liverpoolfc97100 I'd rather see Bramble as captain rather than a player who'll most likely go after someone elses wife

[ollyg85]

Its obsene that he earns more than £1,000,000 a year, he can barely kick a football yet he earns more a year than a Doctor, Brain surgeon, Firefighter, Policeman, Paramedic, Teacher and the fuckin Prime Minister put together. Haha

[stepheng1483]

Shittest player in the premier league.

[evanbrockwalter]

He's a natural!

[fatboigeorge]

Becoming a wigan fan so you can have a whole stand to your self.

[RsElemental]

does he do it on purpose

[TheMybrotherisevil]

Titus SCAMble

[LFCConnell]

Bramble scored the own goal v Sunderland on purpose. He plays for Sunderland now.

The ball hit a divet which caused the ball to bounce up awkwardly to Bramble. Thats how Geovani scored.

Same for the Andy Johnson goal.

Bramble new if he got a touch on that cross it would hit Given and go over the bar. Awareness.

And again the ball hits a divet which makes it awkward for Bramble for the Henry goal and not to mention its on his weaker foot aswell.

Bramble is a good defender.

[HeenriqueM]

last season at sunderland he was a fucking hero, so shut up you cunts.

[ockthebest]

WHAT A GOAL!!!

[producethegoods21]

Theres only one defender i'd rather not have instead of Bramble & his surname is Ridgewell.

[Sambw19]

@producethegoods21 ridgewell is good!

[TheMasterMadge]

sheer class!

[producethegoods21]

BRB. Just off to put Emile Heskey & Titus Bramble in my Fantasy Dream Team.

[MrRossages]

Titus Shambles

[mankenos]

@MrRossages I was gonna comment that lol

[DickHead69able]

@MrRossages Shite-us Bramble

[areacodeboy7]

at least he won the crossbar challenge

[tag1989]

its only nerves that makes a player that bad. feel sorry for him tbh

[MrEKIM96]

what do you expect he has the fucking weirdest name i've seen

[navieedful]

no wonder why wigan's ground is empty most of the time

[navieedful]

sunderland signed him after he scored for them in wigan's shirt!! LOL!!

[Mischiefdd]

player of the year for opponents

[colmanjackLFC]

titus meant it on the sunderland clip lol.

[RipplesProdz]

31 play a

[samtalbot1]

He used to play Ipswich youth side



[WeDontGotTwoLegs]

Titus Bramble and Emile heskey, The greatest players in the history of football.

[IVIerkBlitz]

@WeDontGotTwoLegs Are you referring to the Emile Heskey who capped both Liverpool and Leicster over 150 times and represented his country 62 times at pro level and the Titus Bramble who represented a great Newcastle team (at one point) over 90 times and represented England U21 10 times in his youth. What I'm basically saying is; I dont like your sarcasm son.

[WeDontGotTwoLegs]

@IVIerkBlitz It wasn't sarcasm... There my favourite footballers of all time, and in my opinion the greatest... 

[WeDontGotTwoLegs]

@IVIerkBlitz 62 England caps, 7 goals. What a great striking record! HESKEY<3

[bigeddie38]

Looks like theres hope for all of us to earn tens of thousands a week when you see how bad he is!!!!! Anyone can run around the box waving a leg at the ball and falling over.

[aldobritanio]

yo guys but the scout arent that stupid you know , i mean he must have been good when he was young or something. Otherwise why would they sign him

[aldobritanio]

how can he become pro?

[NickJ95GB]

him, emile heskey and joey barton would make an eccelent team...

[DrunkNBrawlin]

You'd think they'd start playing him up front..

[xXAyoJohnnyXx1]

poor guy

[MegaLegend281]

He's like the defenders on fifa

[sabll]

He's a natural goal scorer



[arsenal1029384756]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Titus

[xiMasonnx]

If he can play for wigan i can play for gods team

[mikepitgate7]

this guy encourages people to play football..if he can play in the premier league then all of us can!

[MelmanCam3l]

You have to feel bad for him, he tries his best!

[MrJoey761]

im a center back and every day i watch this video just to raise my morale as inside i know that there is somebody worse than me out there :)

[ovgohlivgihvvguh]

they shud put him up front

[SuperLolms]

he got the most goaline clearances in the BPL last season

[theFATboyslim13]

Bramble isn't too bad. He's a bit dodgey at times, but he more often than not gets the job done!

[efcdk92]

ah leave him alone. feel sorry of the lad. How many times have you fucked up in work?

[Aeruginousz]

Absolute tank

[NazEscobar86]

Wheres the Epic fck up he made against Aston Villa when he was with us a St James's? I remember the next day he was sitting behined us In the Odeon Cinema in Newcastle watching Colin Farrell's Phonebooth, I really wanted to turn around and tell him how SHIT he was but my cousin stopped me

[kalj0506]

watch some of heskey's good stuff b4 yu start calling him bad

[Hoppit07]

Titus Bramble, making Emile Heskey look good since 1998

[Qsmngy]

If you looked closely on the first scene you'll notice the channel logo: "SHOW COMEDY" - That isn't a coincidence.

[09Dangerous09]

This just gives me a motive to become a footballer because if he can, ANYONE can

[rockingrugger]

He wanted to go to Sunderland so bad, that he even started scoring for them while still at Wigan! 0:07

[pluto8866]

Why isn't he up front?

[ascde6]

Lol Zubar's brother

[gippysafc1996]

Fuck off and leave him alone he has played class 4 Sunderland he had a bad career at 2 shit clubs ( Newcastle ) + ( wigan )

[myrs4]

he can actually terrorise a defence....that of his own team...

[bmshon]

Not stolen trickstar this was original and then stolen - look at upload dates before posting your comments

[trickstar1278]

nice stolen vid 

[AstonVilla82thebest]

Titus Bramble is the "Emile Heskey of defending".

[zahinster]

@AstonVilla82thebest

they are both black

[BbfoA]

@AstonVilla82thebest UPDATE: The Fernando Torres of Defending

[LooneyScouter]

He has down syndrome leave him alone.

[icecoolrossages]

Titus Bramble had a bad day? Every day is a bad day for Titus Bramble

[yusoff13]

titus bramble = fatter version of pharrell williams

[kkwillsaveus]

Strange after he left both teams they got worse.

[QuestionsToBeAsked]

S M B !!!!

[frenchyManUTD1989]

hahahah he won Wigan's 'Player of the Year' and 'Player's Player of the Year' in 08/09 season, WOW!!!!!

[Drenwickification]

@frenchyManUTD1989 He's a good player. You can make any player in the world look world class or terrible if you get short snippets of mistakes they've made.

You could probably make a video that would indicate Messi is shit if you got little clips of bad things he's done.

[bluedragon636]

poor guy :( he has great moments, but he's probably ADD or ADHD which makes him loose consentration sometimes

[sockfacesh]

titus bramble is a class defender, and is consistent for sunderland!

[llycrbs]

calamity bramble

[jkftuk]

What pisses me off is that more often then not titus bramble is ROCK SOLID at the back whichever team hes played for including wigan and sunderland. The fact that once in a while hes had some lapses of concentration doesnt mean anything. Hes an incredibly valuable asset helping whichever team hes played for keep cleansheets game after game. Thats why top managers keep snapping him up at the highest level and thats why hes still a top player.

[jimmyshitbags]

the prem would be a less interesting place without titus, he's given us so much entertainment

[redblackmenace]

This is so c ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ sorry i fell a sleep.

[Marcus25137]

haha defender from hell

[xxNUFCxxJ05Hxx]

RAPIST

[zulukydd]

(own) GOAL SCORING MACHIINEE!!!!

[lewisafc]

am a sunderland fan and hes been brillant this season expect from getting sent of against newcastle lol

[liamwitdre]

Titus Shambles is his real name

[ckeith1987]

bramble and boomsong at newcastle were the black laurel and hardy

[stepheng1483]

Charged with rape again, he was charged with the same thing when he was at Newcastle, along with a group, all black.

[Konartwist]

@WordsOfWisdom88 shame he won't since he'll just pay to get out

you know since he gets paid 63k a week to be shit at a sport

[dribblarN93]

0:03 = 1337