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  • whats a chav

  • @runes3ape low life wankers

  • @runes3ape Something that in no way, shape or form resembles a life form of this universe. They live on welfare, steal from others (as evidenced by this and many other videos), commit arson, pick fights whenever they can, wander at all hours, and think that they are the coolest thing ever. The phrase "Scum of the universe" would be an understatement and an insult to scum, because chavs are beneath scum. They caused the riots in Britain a couple of months ago.

  • can someone who speaks english tell me what was going on in this video? lol

  • his like 10?

  • @miniboy84 he was about 14yrs then but this vid is 4yrs old now

  • @chavkillerUK

    So hopefully he is dead now (:

  • stupid chav , doesn't he relise those bikes are crap?! haha

  • lol chavs are so poor they have to still bikes little twat

  • I hope it was you who took the bike he dumped in your Garden and gave it to the owner and showed them this video. :-)

  • @sorryunlucky  nope the police collected the bike

  • @chavkillerUK The bike was probably stolen before that loads. lol

  • dont you mean parent you know single parent so his mum 25 years old is probity out cubing

  • Love your videos : )

    

  • Fucking classic! Chavs are so stupid!

  • @Nickster316

    TY but they are good for entertainment value :D

  • Just out of interest what part of gorton is this? (but I understand the obvious reasons you dont want to disclose where this is on the internet) are we talking the lees street end? < where I was from, the gorton tub end, abbey hey, mount road?

  • @cityflyguy

    Its very close to Tesco

  • There are reasons for all of this, not excuses mind you. But the sort of ignorant hatred that the word chav represents and can so easily be put on any working class person that happens to have a track suit and a staffy is completely wrong. There are others in society that are far more questionable in character. And they arent featured as fat white charicatures in government hate campaign ads for benefit thieves, or as the amusing pathetic characters of soap operas for us all to laugh at daily.

  • At the end of the day I dont know what the answer is. I hate the thieving and shithead mentality as much as anyone. I hate the bastards that intimidate old people or the ones that bullied that disabled man to death in hattersley the other week. I hate the drug culture, the junkies, the immitation of black gang culture. The local scumbag families that are given the status of local heros because they appeared on police camera action or a channel 5 documentary. And yes this cretin deserves ridicule

  • Just take a look around with google street view and you will see how poor it is. Thats the reason little robbing shits exist. Nothing funny about it.

  • @cityflyguy

    No the reason that "little robbing shits" exist is that they dont give a crap about anyone but themselves aka chavs.... Just because you come from a working class family or live in a socially deprived area doesnt make you turn out to be a scumbag its almost genetic with some socio-economic bits thrown into the mix that turns out the scum that go stealing and cause issues.

  • @chavkillerUK I would say i am proof of that. I dont believe that genetics really determine whether a kid mugs an old lady or becomes a decent member of society. Some of my best friends were decent kids when given the chance, but on visiting them after 10 years of not seeing them I have seen the inevitable pattern of crime drugs and violence as they belonged to bad families. Families in which it is expected of you to behave in such a way and to finish school would be considered abnormal.

  • @cityflyguy

    so if that family lived in a "nice area" or Gorton would be imaterial as your friends actions and behaviour were determined from family / friends behaviour.

  • @chavkillerUK True, they are a mad bunch. and you could give them a million pounds and a grand estate and they would still be the same. But there must be a reason for that mentality (or lack of any mentality). I dont believe that this same family say 50 years ago would behave the way they do now. I dont believe in social darwinism being the key.

  • @cityflyguy

    I know if you look at certain families you will see they have always been scum, its genetic and can only change if a member of said family is removed from the family influence. Having said that there is also a huge generation surrounding the lack of social responability and certain scummy members of society refusing to give a crap about thier activities and thier impact on the rest of society, "cos I had a hard life or no money etc etc bleet bleet"

  • @chavkillerUK Actually I have had ideas like that before. As it is the father in this family that is the main influence, removing him would help the situation and if done early enough in the kids lives could of stopped them turning out the way they did. Still im not convinced its genetic as such. And mental health problems that are left untreated seems more plausible to me. But each to their own.

  • So true. They need to be kept in prison for so long that they cannot reproduce. This is the ONLY way to stop the dysgenic scum from taking over, and destroying, this country.

  • And most of manchester city council money goes on making student areas nicer, making facilities for students/didsbury kids, loads funding gos to right on BS like LGBT parades and leaflets, or goes to moss side community center for various carribean events, or to Asian/muslim events. Nothing goes to gorton (among other deprived areas). kids have to rely on wright robbie for anything. More and more eastern euros and africans are getting dumped in gorton too, there is a bigger picture than "chavs"

  • @cityflyguy

    well tbh thats just BS mosside is just as bad as Gorton and both areas have millions of euro funding spent on areas and both have numerous activities for youth. The issue that causes most of the crime in these areas is firstly gangs mixed with drugs, youth alcohol / weed and then old fashioned scumbag crims that have a genetic predipostion to steal anything not nailed down.

  • At the end of the day whos the scum? Kids robbing a couple of bikes which would happen anywhere or the scum that run Manchester city council that set fire to the gorton tub baths roof so they could shut it down for the commonwealth games?. And now its conveniently a gymnastic center. Which no street kid is gonna go to. But the baths were used by everyone.

  • @cityflyguy

    Have you actually seen all the middle class kids going? my neices attend every Saturday and they are working class Mancs a huge amount of the use of the centre is local kids from the gorton or surrounding area as its the only gymnastics centre locally.

  • @chavkillerUK As a child I attended the original gymnastics center, which I enjoyed very much. But would other lads (or the parents of) in my school or on my street even dream of gymnastics as a viable activity for a male child? Its just not gonna happen, and I still maintain my belief that Gorton Tub as a family pool and play area was far more beneficial to the area. And the way in which it was so dishonestly obtained even when the local people protested to pool closure is disgusting.

  • @cityflyguy

    I agree that closing a pool was a bad choice to make but the local kids do goto either the aquatics centre or Hyde pool and Gorton tub was a fun pool rather then a swimming pool.

    As to your views of males in gymnastics I disagree, gymnastics and boxing has a working class background and has a deep rooted history in most deprived areas.

  • What do you expect living in a deprived area like gorton? I used to live there back in the 90s, but my mum and dad knew where I would be heading and both had decent jobs and eventually we moved out. But still you cant hate every kid wearing a tack suit, not all of them are actually into robbing. They might walk round with their hands down their pants for show but they might well be alright kids.

  • wtf? right, so he is out in the early hours of the morning, by himself, nicking bikes and just riding them around? what a fucking dick! his parents shouldn't be allowed to breed!

  • @olivera182

    that about sums it up

  • These human turds masquerading as life forms should be forcibly sterilised.

    Within 1 or 2 generations they would have died out.

  • @ukpropaganda

    I vote for a labotomy as they would make a great workforce for KFC McD etc and probs make less mistakes on my orders grrrr

  • scruffy retard

  • at 1:13 are his hands down his pants for a reason?

  • its a well known fact that excessive consumption of cheap (white lightening) cider makes testiclets shrink, I assume he is checking his are still there :D

  • @chavkillerUK lol class, he's prob just got an std off a chavette

  • Phew! You nearly got me there cause I drink loads of white cider but luckily I have testicles rather than testiclets.

    Hang on a minute while I scratch my billocks:)

  • lol he has to walk away like a twat

  • You should make a video of you going up to some youth's and saying all this. That i would want to watch!

    You think that you are so tough behind a computer, with your camera and sarcastic remarks. But doing this just makes you as bad as them.

    And i'm a mother and anyone spoke to my children like that, there would be problems.

  • "And i'm a mother and anyone spoke to my children like that, there would be problems"

    Classic comment from a mother that is more concerned with someone else speaking to thier kid NOT the fact that they are a chavy scumbag doh epic fail there.......

  • Well im sorry that i live in the countryside with my children who are taught to have manors and speak respectaly, and be in a respectable hours. I am far from what you automatically prosume that i am.

  • I have not assumed anything Im replying to your comments. "And i'm a mother and anyone spoke to my children like that, there would be problems" as its clearly stated in the titles of the clip a child of that age wouldnt normally be out nor would you expect them to steal a bike or steal another one. It doesnt matter where you live or how good your childs "Manors" (I think you mean manners) are. If you steal your a scummy chav end off

  • Hahahahaha.

    You spelt the majority of those words incorrectly. So i'm not surprised that this person 'Presumed' (with an 'e') that you're similar to the mother of the child in the video.

  • it would be great if you could somehow send an electrical current through the bike. Like in those lab rat experiements where they condition the rat to do various things by administering controlled shocks. Might teach that kid not to steal bikes, if everytime he touched one he got fucking electrocuted.

  • @Aspenly its would be nice but I fear the bike would explode.. now whilst that would be funny watching said chav twirl around in flames, it would prove expensive in bike replacements in the long run unless there are any sponsers willing :D

  • Man.. I'll sponser that. Especially if the bike exploded.

  • what a twat

  • lmao at the end when he cruises by

  • Haha yes, he looked around the road for it, maybe it shrunk!!

    Money cant buy moments like that!

  • Excellent work! should have just snipped the brakes though.

  • stupid thick cunt.

  • See I told ya... Rats, Rats is what they are... They come out at night and go through your trash/things for anything!

  • wat a cunt

  • aww if this was ur vid then you should of showed the kid who knicked it

  • Well they do all share a brain cell after all...

  • yeah we can't give them too many! It's like giving monkeys shotguns! Not good, thank the lord in our time we invented sterilisation :)

  • i wonder is any1 gives a shit about the hours?! why do we care.... but! i like the vid

  • Just before you runover a chav, make sure you have plenty of water for your windscreen wipers!

  • king rizla = chav

  • ROFL. whaddafuxx? wherd mah byke goh? liek no wey. they he fuckin hops another ride. priceless.

  • lmao

  • LOL @ confused!Chav looking for bike.

    "Duhhh, but i putz it thar.... And it be gone now... Must be magik..."

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  • ahahaahah xD

  • I thought the upshot of this was going to be that the stolen bike had been stolen from the chav himself! Loved how the silly useless chunk of chav glided by on his new child's bike!! HAHAHA!!

  • In a way it was as the police came and collected the first bike :D

  • Yeah, I can imagine the chavscum would try and have a moan about how unfair that was! Haha!

  • Is that as he pedals furiously on jis kiddy sized BMX :p

  • No, as he's down the Post Office buying a pint of milk or whilst showing off to his chavscum comrades whilst swinging from a children's climbing frame. They do love them kiddy areas in parks... why IS that?!!

  • A kiddies play area is a class place to meet other fellow chavs and drink stolen chav lager / cider and shag chav totty under the slide.

  • Yeah, silly me! I love the way they walk, with a kind of strutt. And a constant attitude on their faces, like they've just been slapped with a broom.

  • each twitch is from a brain cells dying they just dont know that yet but shhhh :p

  • oh my god, listen to you two....

    get bullied at school did we??

  • No. And stop being irrelevant. What's being bullied at school got to do with what we're discussing?

  • I think it's perfectly relevant. The way that you two \re going on about "chavs" is pathetic, and gives me the impression that you were bullied by a "chav" like person during your school days, hence your stereotypical views... tell me, do you know what chav actually means??

  • Don't let our conversation worry your little head so much. I know perfectly well what 'chav' means. I know the history of the word but I realise that nowadays it's used generally to describe a certain kind of 'human'. You know, what I think is pathetic is your concerning yourself with other people's conversations. And the fact you're obviously spoiling for a fight by trawling You Tube for something to stick your nose in where it's not wanted.

  • Yeah... you're spot on!! That's exactly what i do!!

    Crack on! Have a nice little bitch about 14 year old kids and their parents! You obviously have nothing better to do!

    Stop wearing your arse hole as a necklace.

    No reply necessary.

  • I think you've got the wrong impression of me somewhat. I don't spend all my time thinking about or bothering to bitch about 14 year old kids and their parents. Oh, except the ones who make hell of people's lives and carry on like the antisocial scum that they are.

  • hear hear

  • lol Council House And Violent.

  • Council. Estate. And. Violent

  • hey man this is true, they were some thefts in the area where I live, I put a cam on my house and recorded some 2 chavs sneaking in my driveway and stealing it. I had a tracker and found it the day later. I thought about my options and rather then calling the police I rang my friend who is involved in umm gang activity and I mean "peoper" stuff but he never involves me in that side. Anyway I showed him the address where the chavs lived and he and some of his friends robbed their house lol

  • How do you expect his parents to know where he is at what ever time in the morning??

  • just wondering, was the bike his or did he try stealing it from you then somehow left it back at the front of your house

    if it's his then this is hilarious XP

  • no he stole both of them

  • just shoows how thick chavs are

  • ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS !

  • TY :D

  • Something that always makes me think is. Do you think that chavs know what pretty much EVERYONE else thinks about them, Little scummy priks who just ruin peoples lives in one way or another? Do they know they are like that and are hated by everyone else?

  • Tom your forgetting that for a brain to process a thought it requires more then one cell as chavs often share a brain cell, thoughts dont exist. There are however group thoughts surrounding cheaper lager/cider and ooo look cheap and nasty fake gold I must have from down the market :D

  • I find funny is when a chav is caught red handed and makes a big deal that they are innocent? I saw 3 chavs caught in a store after stuffing dvds down their tops! the guards took them aside and got them to empty their pockets etc! then one of them starts ranting that they having nothing on them after they handed over the stolen goods???? WTF

  • well to be fair the didnt have the goods on them after they had handed them over :D the rant is called the who do you think you are copper .... I would have inserted a DVD into the chav and said there you have got something now you f uckwitt :D whilst slamming the said chav's head against a wall self defence init :p

  • They were weird! the chav even started telling them to search him and prove he did something! after all goods were taking off him! he was trying to cause a scene! and convince the public around him that he was being picked on for nothing?? LOL

  • Its called having a single brain cell thats pickeled in white lightening cider :D poor things :p

  • What I find most annoying about them is how they think their smart? when they are the dumbest morons about!! you can argue with one and they will twist and lie about stuff thinking they have fooled everyone!! you could put a captured film infront of one and show them stealing something!! and then they will say 'thats not me mate, whats your problem'?? LOL

  • yep which is why good cctv is a FU to a smart ass chav :D

  • That's Gorton for you.

  • I thought he was gonna get run over when he walked into the road lol

  • wow how stupid....he should of taken the motorbike :D

  • such a well constructed argument mhm

  • or cctv, but you do make a good point

  • Ha Ha Ha, Wat is this little Pin Prick doing?

  • Its good that you're posting this because even if was put on the news they would have "blurred his face for legal reasons"

    Just think though...that kid is the benefit scrounger of the future.

  • It seems to me that he's having a good old scratch down below 01:12

    Dirty boy!

  • All chavs do that. i think its because they are trying to find the genitals. Hes proberbly got about 10 chavvy council girls pregnant anyways lol

  • haha loved tht at the end wooooo nicked another one

    and he wizzes past epic lol

  • lol bloody chavs, can't stand the scum! Think i would have condfused him even more by locking the bike he stole to the gate. lol

  • he he now that would have been funny until the fecker stole my gate complete with bike :p

  • nah, his parents won't gove a toss. well they don't in my area

  • ROFLMFAO the little morons reaction is brilliant thank you soooo much for posting this made my day :D

  • your more then welcome :D

  • on an even funnier note just got this message most likely from an actual chav (fancy that they can actually figure out youtube not to mention read) i qoute from boneszee2k9 "more-on's its u more-on's tht are scratch on's" this was a reply to my comment on here, now if that bad grammar on something that im assuming is meant to be an insult on me doesnt put a smile on your face dont know what will if theyre all as thick as this they'll all be extinct soon enough lol

  • Yeah he left a few lastnight I assume he didnt have to get up early to sign on bless him :D

  • So your had a new bike for yourself in the morning? :P

  • nah the police came and took it away was a nice bike to :D

  • lmfao hahahaha

  • lol

  • you should have piece by piece disassembled the bike, left it there then see his reaction when he sees a frame 2 wheels and neatly orgainised bolts! fuck chavs!

  • That would have been cool, but I cba as I was half way thru a movie at the time

  • lol what movie

  • lmao thats funny blonde + chav = dumbest thing on the earth lol

  • haaa ha sum chavs jus dnt know wen to stop!! lol

  • this is so true as demonstrated below :D

  • fuck off you.

    fucking cunt face , if you dont stop replying to the comments everyone is leaveing you.

    I will go out tommorow and kill all dirty emos

    look at me grammar blud cunt fuck ==== T T l l ====

  • and another chav demonstrates the pro abortion debate :D

  • shit vid ya silly prick

  • see the chavs have been released

  • get a life luv

  • thats rich coming from a chav

  • well take it ya an emo or a geek :D so yano explains it all

  • Im not into calling people by what the wear, hence my comments a hoodie / cap doesnt a chav make. Now as Im so bored with you say hi to the block button :D

  • whats wrong with

    A: Emo's

    B Geek's (they will earn more in a year than you will in a lifetime )

  • I have to say I have never seen emo's and geeks causing hassles, usually for the following reasons emo's everything in life is just to hard pfft :D and geeks well it would take precious time away from online game play and gadgets :D

  • Coming from experience as both an emo and a geek, its not that lifes so amazingly hard or that we're all too glued to MMORPGs to move, we normally just cant be arsed. With nobs like this around to cause trouble, we can just sit back and laugh when it all goes tits up. Or at least we would if Emos laughed. Normally we just smirk and go back to our voodoo dolls.

  • Damn that was an excellent reply thanks for clearing up my misconceptions :D think you have won the best reply 2008/9 upto now cheers

  • But most people get laid more than geeks lol

  • lol

  • lmao ill yawn u fukin jerk ur a guy right?

  • your boring now go do some homework, probs in safety crayon :D

  • nah wt u gna do? put me on video n post it on utube? u fken fagot

  • yawn

  • yeh cheerz i am awsome aint i jst da way i type dnt mean im chav u fkin prik

  • ey are ow do u no im a chav u fukin sket

  • erhm let me see ! maybe your awesome use of the english langauge?

  • u just dont know when to stop digging yourself deeper :D

  • You know what i think of you your just a fuckin dick ok D;

  • You nearly managed to get your grammer correct then, aww bless your ickle chav sock s :D

  • Not all chavs are bad people you know, I wear the hoodies, caps and trainers along with trackies, but I mix with Emo, Goth and Skaters. I used to hang with chavs too, at least they fight for eachother. Bashing people on a keyboard is just childish. Get over it.

  • just because your wear a hoodie etc does not make you a chav. A chav is an antisocial thieving peice of scum. If your saying that your a chav just because you wear thier style of clothing is sad really. "Bashing people on a keyboard is just childish. Get over it." you mean similar to what you have just done in your reply ? Im not a keyboard warrior I reply to lame arse comments in a manner that I would F2F

  • I see someone has just been released from special care :D

  • Obviously you have no idea what keyboard bashing is. And for your information i've done far worse than what the dude in the video did. Not proud of it but i'd still classify myself as a chav. And i'm seen as a chav by the way I act around my college buddies. Its stopped me from being beaten.

  • Nah gorton aint even like dat no more yeah so dont go tinkin its like dat peeps i use to live dere near debdail park n yh ive had a few stolen shit but it aint like dat no more

  • there is an old saying looks like a sheep sounds like a sheep well omfg it is a sheep need I say more?

  • thats was funny stuff

  • Love the last bit, 'wonder if his parents give a fuck where he is at 04:25'. They probably don't care, and are simply hoping the crettin meets his maker under a bus.

  • yes but then they wouldnt be able to buy cheap cider with all the benefits they get for thier special erhm son :D

  • you should do some more stuff like this, like hide in a car and scare the bastards.

  • maybe an exploding bait car? :D

  • That sounds expensive, but worth it.

  • true but so much fun to see a burning chav :D

  • a crusified burning chav is even better

  • this maybe true but wood is so eco friendly seems a shame to burn it when you can reuse a cruifix :D

  • ok...how about rust iron from a scrap yard, and just douse him in fuel or bleech and lighter fluid.

  • now that is the kind of recycling I like well done :D

  • Its a two birds one stone situation, I'm just trying to help our planet.

  • ha ha ha ha ha !!!

  • chavs suck eachothers dicks

  • this may wll be true but this one is having probs finding his own let alone anyone else's :D

  • ChavkillerUK, from your name I'm guessing that you are an awesome new vigilante. Keep killing chavs and save the nation

  • in no way do I condone killing chavs, I do however condone the maiming and infliction of pain and deridement upon said chavs :D