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  • 1:02 cut to hot chick

  • Colorado Springs is nowhere near the Utah border, if this documentary cant get that simple fact correct then it is all BS

  • 5:15 - Meanwhile, at Guantanamo Bay.....

  • what is the name of the song after ted's sermon?

  • If you push him away he will come back. He made you and He always love you. Get a bible. It answers so many questions. I did. Best choice I ever made!

  • I love god! And he can just raise up small churches to huge ones like new life! Sure Paster Ted may have screwed up, but Jesus still loves him. So i do 2. Jesus loves everybody, so I do 2. John 3:16 says "for God so loved the world that he gave his only son so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everylasting life." I believe that this is true. Jesus was beaten and killed. And when it happened he was thinking of you, men and woman of 2011. He cryed because you spat on him. Not

  • poor brainwashed kids. Fuck religion

  • It's so weird to remember how the church used to be with pastor Ted around :/. Our focus is definitely more on Jesus know then it was back then... but pastor Ted did do a lot of good things while he was there, god used him to bring a lot of people to Christ :). But nevertheless, what he did was horribly wrong... we all forgive him and hope that God will help him through this time of healing.

  • @quietalready I'm an atheist but I still appreciate your intentions. You've got a good heart. May we All find true peace, joy and hootenanny vibrations. "Against the assault of laughter, Nothing can stand." -Mark Twain.

  • Ted Haggard - you are full of shit.

  • he said it....faith system

  • man how this church has changed. it used to be about ted haggard... NOW it's about jesus!

  • @ihos24 Gimme a fucking break with that water-headed crap.

    Question: How do people like you manage to breathe?

  • Ted Haggard has a lot of respect. Clearly none of that is self respect. His answer to the world's problems is to suppress his true identity and secretly meet meth dealing gay prostitutes. Good morals from the good book.

  • If instead of praying around the world this groups would help the others less fortunate each day, it would be more fruitful and ethical and a plus for humanity....

  • New Life is a good-ish church.

    But Ted's son is effed up ha.

  • 30 million followers just got a wake up call, God has once again shown Christianty is corrupt

  • meth, bang man ass and preach!

  • what a fag

  • Ted Haggard is a fake and phony ... you can look at his face... its all over his face... What a fake smile... Hes discussting ... truthfully... reminds me of the priest... no difference...

    Tried to pray his gay desires away... while he went out and abused boys ... and performed on Sunday ...

  • this fag is a complete danger to all people

  • "Ted Haggard drives a scooter to encourage his partitioners to conserve gas...he also drives into the wrong lane to encourage misdirection."

  • What a sorry evangelical fag...

    I see Ted dressed as a Chippendales dancer with a cross around his neck dancing at a Gay Disco....

  • fuck his laugh is terrifying

  • Christianity is basically amateur hour Islam, Christians worship the holy trinity and Jesus as if they were God themselves, this is polytheistic in nature

  • Romans should have worked harder

  • America is destroyed because of these lemming thinknot asswipes.  Just pathetic.

  • this most honorable thing haggard could do is kill himself. he can't even get real after getting caught. what a cowardly, worthless, lying piece of shit.

  • I can't stop imagining Ted with a cock in his mouth...

  • Too right, obdami.

    Just look at him. He oozes 'creep'.

    The self righteous, small-minded, backward thinking, well-past-its-sell-by-date religion believing prat.

  • Funny how Queers are still screaming like school room Drama Queens over what Ted Haggard did. How sad and pathetic.

    How many years now has this happened? And you hostile queers are still foaming at the mouth over what that loser Ted did?

    What do you expect from Evangelical dumb asses. Their whole religion is hoax and a fraud.

    READ the Koran. Get true Guidance and follow the path of light.

    Stop your sickness and accept Shahaddah.

    Peace.

  • Excuse me, Jesus had eleven boyfriends.

    Judas rejected him.

  • I know what bleaches his teeth such a pearly white. Yep, the spunk of gay prostitutes.

  • And over here we have sauna and 5 privacy booths .

  • Christians do all kind of evil and wicked things and put the blame on an imaginary "Satan" and then "repent" , ask for forgiveness. Then "sin" again and then "crucifice" their "savior! again and again. Christians are sickos.

  • This phony , watch him on " jesus Camp ".

    Mr high and mighty ,

  • Faggot did faggot things. Sometimes with faggots. Truely the pinnacle of the Pyramid of Faggotry. Denounce your faggot god, and start worshipping real masters of the universe. I would submit Skeletor as an eager candidate for your donations, or prayers. . . SEND MONEY CHEAP FUCK!

  • This video is so foreign to me. I mean, I just thought he was another pastor that got caught. But this guy really was really good at his job as a pastor. He's really amazing. Granted, he fell pretty hard. But he's REALLY good at his job. He's like the Bill Gates of evangelists.

  • if u call the ability to take advantage of human misery and ignorance a talent I guess i would see what u mean . but It is not religion , agree with everyone , just collect cash and hide ur own short comings

  • The first sentence from the narrator "We're in Colorado, near the Utah border". The guy apparently didn't look at a map when making this.

  • sheep!!

  • I am afraid that Born Again Christianity is a very big fraud. Born Again people go to church every Sunday in T-Shirts, Flip Flops and Blue Jeans. They sit and get entertained by Pseudo Religious "Praise" Music....listen to a 30 min sermon...and then rush like HELL to get to Cracker Barrel first. They have NO spiritual depth at all.

    As a Muslim I am SHOCKED by the Biblical ignorance of so many "born again" Christians. They find American Idol FAR more interesting than the Gospel.

    What a Joke!

  • oh please i dont believe in anything but muslims have the most extreme people in religion ever that do some crazy shit in the name of god

  • And Islam has it right with its throwing acid on women or killing film makers who criticize their religion?

    Sounds like you are a good atheist with respect to christianity. Just take that one last step.

  • Every Religion is a fraud, just like the so called government, Food industry, public school system...

    Wake up people learn about history and how things came about. I may not make any sense to may but those who has researched the past knows what I'm talking about.

  • Only ignorant bigots and stupid narrow minded atheists make a claim like that.

    Just cuz YOU say this is so.....DON"T MAKE IT SO.

    Moron.....

  • Why are you judging me? Atheist?! No I'm not an atheist FYI. So you believe in Allah huhh?

    You don't even know the source of your religion I bet... God is not religion. God is way bigger than religion for him to fit in one. Know your history brother, do not perish for lack of knowledge.

    Oh yeah thanks for calling me names when you don't even know who I am... So much for Islam. Peace!!

  • Now you are being a Racist. Nice. That says alot about you as a person.

    Yes I am a person of colour and a Muslim. If you do not like that then join the KKK or Skinheads.

    I cannot change my skin colour and I will never change religion.

    Peace Bigot....

  • Racist???!!!!

    HanniYaudouh, I understand that everyone needs help in many type of way But you,

    you seriously need help bro!

    Based on your recent comment it's clear that you think I'm a white person, but I'm not. Now who's the fool, who's being ignorant. Just stop judging, alright?

    Look bro, really take time and study your history independently, not what you've been taught. And with respect study that religion of yours truly and you will quickly find that it is based on opinion and lies! Peace

  • @zo10 - Please explain what you are talking about. Peace.

  • New Life Church is the theological basis for the freedom movement? WHAT? Even if he just meant Christianity at large, that's still a ridiculous statement. These people wear their ignorance proudly.

  • bIBLES are for wiping your stinky ass

    Use 2 pages

    Ted used his for masterbating in

    I wonder if he ever fantasized the jESUS dICK??

    FUCK ALL RELIGIOU$ BIGOT$

    OF ALL EARTH FAITH$

    especially the xxxtian VOODOO!

  • If this is Christianity....I want NOTHING to do with it.

    What a bunch of pinheads......

    New Life Church is a FAKE FAITH!!!

  • Another "pastor" who is unsaved, uncalled, and will lead you and your family to the gates of hell... Pick-up and read your Bible people!

  • Born-again Christians are huge suckers. They'd buy from the Devil himself if he quoted scripture.

  • If I did not know Mr. Haggard, nor hear his words and saw him, I would think this man is a homosexual. His face and body language speak without audio. Try it. Two consenting adults can do anything they want, sexually. Mr. Haggard lives a double life. This is what I take issue with. Not that he is a homosexual, the fact that he is/was a preacher speaking against homosexuality.

  • This brainwashed brainwasher is creeepy!

    Darwin "bless" Richard Dawkins for owning him.

  • May religions crawl back to the sewer from whence they came

  • i never know how many stars

    to give wiith these kinds of films

    5 stars for exposing

    1 star because i hate brainwashers & sheep

    baah baah baah

    (thank you persons)

  • Actually...it's not Religion. It's a Hollywood perfomance

  • Haggard was in touch with the White House? Well, that explains it all.

    Bush: What should I do about Iraq?

    Haggard: Suck lots of cock.

  • he look gay as hell, look at those dick sucking lips, Hey he looks like he is gay, I think he is gay, I don't care if someone is gay, I don't . BUT I don't like hypocrites, hey if you are anything I am not, fine just don't lie about it, why sould I care, I am not gay, I am not a christian either, or republican, I do have a little issue with people being republic , but It is a free country still, now that OBAMA is president

  • Amazing how dumb these cult members are. Religion is thankfully going downhill in the US.

  • religion has never been the answer- God is against religion.

    Religious people crucified Jesus

  • Not true. Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world. James 1:27

  • Creepy... It shows how blind people are. Hopefully these poor bastards will see what kind of freak show they are involved before it is too late for them.

  • I am a Christian. He doesn't speak for me.

  • Well god bless him.

  • Gay people deserve hell, but god bless Ted... How hypocrit and disgusting...

  • 0:45 For anyone who has any biblical sensitivity at all, you can see right through this wicked impostor's guise of Christianity.

  • Yeah, he is a marketting wizard who likes to have political clout. Like a lot of power-hungry people, he took advantage of people in weaker positions and expected everyone to cover for him. I can't believe that church has a single member left. Oh wait - I can - they are desperate to believe something can save them from the economic disaster that made them poor and gullible.

  • 1.) A conservative gay man wants to be a preacher.

    2.) He realizes that he will never be able to be a conservative preacher if he is gay.

    3.) He decides to deny that he is gay, becomes, successful, and the clock begins ticking.

  • WHO would Jesus do???

  • This schmuck is the connection between God and the Bush 2 White House? HA HA HA - that explains a LOT.

  • Will you connect Jeremiah Wright to Obama?

    That will explain a lot.

    Thank You.

  • ...This is sad...poor america...what are we cuming to (pun very much intended)

  • It's a shame that hes suppose to be a model for religion.fuckin puke

  • someone put a penis in 1:46

    WOW

  • How did he hide his gayness? He has feminine mannerisms!!!

  • The scooter should have given it away lol.

  • Ted says he loves Jesus...but he REALLY loves Dick.

  • GAY

  • Creepy as hell :S

  • FAGGOT

  • i shouldnt have been eating when i watched this, that was disgusting

  • I love it when the conservatives who call themselves Christians get a dose of reality and wake up to the sin we ALL do. Jesus Christ rocks and He digs the sinner so much, He tells us to hang with them. It remains a mystery why homosexuality is the one "sin" that is so focused upon- compulsively masturbating to pictures of girls that could be the jacker-offer's daughter is wrong but apparently not abominable. We're also supposed to "love another" as Jesus did mention "Love is the law."

  • Is this a documentary film or a propaganda film created the New life church.

  • It's really difficult to tell, I think Poe's Law might be in effect to a degree.

  • This entire video not once does that pastor give credit to the one who has blessed him and all those people with such a wonderful church. The more he gloated I see now why such temptation came to him, and I see now why he fell so hard. Jesus's teachings are humble and He deserves all the credit, not to say that that church and others like it don't have the potential to be great. But people in such positions of power have to remember who deserves the credit...

  • free food from lying closet man

  • Why are Americans, over and over gain, taken in by these people and organisations. Why don't you all stand up for yourself and start thinking for yourself instead of letting these frauds "take you over". If you feel spiritualy inclined then discover the answers you are looking for yourself through your own life experiences and not herded up into these mass hysteric gatherings.

  • Reverand Faggert truly bent his followers over with all that butt sex and drugs. Hilarious. He preached to people about being chaste and obedient and then proceeded directly to his hobby of shoving his dong up other guys asses! And just to make it extra fun he butt-fucked while hopped-up on illegal drugs!

    So funny. The world is really split into sheep and wolves, and Ted is clearly the proverbial wolf in sheeps clothing. Ted loved the power that came with leading sheep.

  • I hope you use condems rev haggert... before u go home to your wife and use her!

  • The American church of McJesus, it's the biggest insult to the humble teachings of Jesus you could ever hope to have!

    Look at how these people live, it's a business it's got nothing to do with religion.

    Every one of these bible thumping pastors is nothing but a snake oil salesman out to rob you of your money & tell you about a book that anyone can obtain & read themselves for FREE!

    These people are just frauds out to obtain wealth & political status..

  • Oh yeah, not to mention the male prostitutes & crystal meth smoking..

    I bet every single one of these pastors has a similar dirty secret waiting to come out..

    But hey thats okay!

    He's made his fortune from these idiots, so i guess he might as well sit back & enjoy it now..

  • Fuck this man...and all who follow him.

  • yeah, in the ass!

  • @Hermy1138 I think that Haggard would agree with that litarely.

  • Its all about meeting a goddamn quota isnt it??? You fucking gay ass bastard.

  • The Pope = dignity, reverence, tradition, grace, history, intelligence and class.

    Ted Haggard = homosexual, hypocritical, drug-taking, loud-mouthed liar.

  • Nick0sompson:

    Stop being so judgmental of Reverend Faggard.

    Reverend Faggard was a very hole-y man who often gave AIDS to those in need.

    Stop being so hard-on him.

  • lmao that was awesome outlaw1257

  • Regarding Ted's alleged drug abuse;

    A little compassion here, PLEASE??

    Ted bought the crystal meth because he was over-worked, stressed out, and needed a quick pick-me-up; something to help get him on his feet.

    Ted was a very hard worker.....and for a man like Ted, working seven days straight makes a hole weak !!

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  • Wballow420;

    Go back and re-read my post a little more carefully. Pay close attention the the spelling of the words!!

  • Wballow420;

    Please don't be so harsh in your judgment of Rev. Ted Faggard.

    Ted Faggard is a very hole-y man, who is always willing to "bend over" for his fellow man. He willingly give AIDS to his fellow man.

    After his career as a pastor climaxed, & during his long, hard ordeal, he's dealt with with some very penetrating, sticky issues. In doing so, he found "piece" in studying The Book of "Jons".

    Now, he has cum to no Christ in a "hole" new way. Please don't be so "hard-on" him!

  • that's Teddeth Faggard to you!

  • I was kicked out of Rev. Faggard's church services due to his jealousy of my ability to move people to The Holy Spirit more powerfully than he could.

    One Sunday, as he preached on the sins of homosexuality and drug abuse, I cut a loud, stinky fart.

    The people around me deeply moved by the Holy Spirit. With tears in their eyes, they loudly proclaimed:

    "GOOD GOD!!" "JESUS CHRIST!!" "DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!"

    Then, they all started madly waving their arms about, as Pentecostal Christians do!!

  • LOL, i'm sure, the buttfucks were for the stress too

  • If the present day church dealt with sin the same way that the apostle Peter dealt with it as described in Acts chapter 5 (the judgement of Ananais and Sapphira and their immediate deaths), there would be no Ted Haggards or anyone else who is a "wolf in sheep's clothing" today!

  • Fucking Cult. Evangelicals have destroyed America. They gave us Bush. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

  • What a shame. Somehow Jesus was willing to die for people who say such terrible things aboutus. It becomes more and more amazing that someone of your character would even take the time to comment on this clip. Such harsh words for someone you have never met. My prayer is that you receive the Lord before its too late. My second prayer would be that you GROW UP and be more mature than what you have proven yourself to be. I forgive you for your ugly words toward me. May God bless you anyway!

  • God can suck my balls!! Can you pray for me too babe!! Thanks!!! But seriously... God.. if your reading this.. suck my dry dry dry balls!! Thanks, send my love to Jesus and the easter bunny up there in the clouds with all the other fictional characters..

  • @glory789 - God is just a idea.

  • Thank God for his forgiveness. I am so glad I have been forgiven. My sermon today quotes the scripture Romans 8:1 "Therefore there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus". I am reminded of the sins I committed, it does become amazing to me that we so easily forget the wrongs we do and instantly condemn one another. I believe if God can forgive, I can as well. God Bless you Ted Haggard!

  • Ted Haggard and the rest of you Evanglicals can burn in hell. If it weren't for this stupid cult, Bush would never be President and the world would be much better off.

  • His mouth turns into a "s-shape" when he talked. It's annoying me like crazy.

  • Ted is so flaming gay

  • Christian evangelists and Muslim extremists have one thing in common, they are undoubtedly the spiritually sick and appallingly unsighted human beings alive. They feed their delusions and many lost followers with their own brand of immoral, corrupt, home grown teachings of wickedness and deceit. They call themselves "righteous" and say they're doing god's work and are filled with their own ignorance. They continually misguide others by quoting verses from a book (Bible) -- pure IGNORANCE.

  • Ted, be sure to wipe that fithy mouth of yours after visiting your local glory hole booth! CUM DUMPSTER HYPOCRITE!

    Bah ha ha!

  • What a fucking douche. "We have the answer to the worlds problems."

    Fuck him, and fuck his simple-minded followers. the world would be a wayyyy better place without assholes like this, and the people who believe them and follow in their every footstep. How fucking dumb do you really have to be to believe that what he does is helping the world on any level?

  • Hate much?

  • Check out his jaw going mental. On the meth again methinks.

  • What.. an arrogant.. asshole..

  • I love the comparison that the commentary makes between Haggard and Jesus. As far as I know, the Big J never took meth with rent boys.

  • I would so love to see a home porn movie of him getting drilled by the gay escort flash up on the "plasma screens" they're wanking on about. He would be such a bottom.

  • Im sorry u feel like this about this man..I dont know u at all but u guys have to knoe that if u dont know the guy personally u cant judge him or say those kind of stuff. Jesus Christ didnt judge even when we were full of sin and garbage...instead of looking at others mistakes please look at yours first

  • Yah, well Jesus didn't say anything about gays either, so why do these people keep trying to promote a message that even Jesus didn't try to promote?! Mr. Haggard has just shown the greatest hypocrisy within Churches and not following the simplest rules of religion: practice what you preach!

  • That's right, ozpowermo. I have no time for hypocrites. I'm no Christian, but Jesus was a great man who had the courage to stand up for his beliefs rather than being a fat-cat meth smoking rentboy banging hypocrite

  • The typical Christian hypocrisy! Sad, but TRUE!

  • GAY... ha ha ha ha ha ha... lol!!!!

  • this one of the many reason i am not Christian

  • Whats the point in telling us the temp of the baptism water? WTF?

  • Ted haggard is a creep; drug user and homosexual... good luck with his teachings....

  • Ted haggard is a creep; drug user and homosexual... good luck with his teachings....

  • wow, this is incredibly biased toward the side I disagree with. Toward the creepy side.

  • "the theological basis for freedom movement" ooooohh that sucks

  • I am intimately familiar with New Life, having attended myself, as well as having my ex in-laws being very involved there. This line is such a load of absolute bullshit. This church promotes NOTHING but shoving christianity down everyone's throats. They don't even KNOW the word respect.

  • christian mosh pits at 4:30 hahaha

  • The fact that this hypocrite could become one of the most prominent pastor shows how easily religious people could be duped in the guise of godliness.

  • I can see how his mouth curls. A small dick can fit in very nicely, maybe it's bush's. Oh that's right he has his head up bush's ass.

  • They pray with a meth snorting gay guy lmao!

  • and like jesus, father ted forgives all.

    and like a crack whore, father ted snorts meth before he has gay sex.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • OK this is so FUCKING CREEPY now i know how did people in the past came up with BIBLE they are just as stupid as these people you see in this video retard and imature no wonder the people in the past came up with some shit like this

  • Yet another fraud in the name of G-d, preying on the desperate and the destitute.

  • I know a lot of atheists and non-Christians are disgusted by people who they think are just crazy, but even Christians are going to look at this and be disgusted at how Jesus' teachings went so horribly wrong.

  • dunno looks like a cult to me poor deluded fools

  • @superzer0 - Why do you think that god is not real?

  • That water has got to be full of dirty yucky germs

  • :29 WTF? Is it Disneyland?!

  • im going to go to america find one of this churchs hope his at it...get up on stage with him and "blasmphe" cause what he knows as God istn right....he a moroan...and those people listing to him...need help...they confused and dont understand....they need someone to tell them what to do...they need to wake up and make choices them self...poor people

    fcuk ted..o wait he already got it up his ass

  • Does anyone know the name of the documentary this clip is from?

  • stop growing stop growing. o man, why so many ppl. i hate it. o god i hate. god save america from these crazy mother fuckers. they've taken over the white house. MAKE IT STOP!!!!

  • This is exactly the kind of church I DONT want to be a part of!!!

  • I know long want to be part of any church.

  • wheres the holy spirit in this clip? I dont sense it in any part of it.

  • `...and like Jesus, pastor Haggard forgives all`...makes my stomach turn....give me a BREAK

  • Well, God does forgive all, and believe me, I do not agree with the hypocrisy of some Christians. However, the Lord Jesus does not have anything to do with their false morality...

  • Hi Mr. Bush, it's Ted; let's talk about Jesus. Can I put ya on hold I have another call. Hello, yes get me some meth; I need two cocks on my ass tonight.

  • I love Ted,he represents all religious ppl... fony bastards.

  • Anyone hear about Ted and Luka Magnotta and this tape???

  • ..i think i just threw up in my mouth

  • So many people give this man and others like him money.Thank goodness im an atheist.

  • hahahaha stupid blind followers there is no god,I piss on your dirty bible

  • oh great, it's ted faggard...

    the lying hypocrite. making others feel bad for being gay, when all along... well, y'know...

  • Wake up all you born-again evangelicals. You've been duped by this guy, and a long line of others before him. The truth is, God does not need corrupt, hypocrite middle men to give you their twisted version of God's love. The world is a much bigger place than the small minds of men like Haggard. He is Satan that has memorized the word of God so as to mock those that believe.

  • Yeah, it's absolutely incredible that so many people could be so brainwashed - for hundreds of years. I think they are waking up; and it's happening on a pretty steep exponential curve these days; but it's so painfully s l o w. I like to bounce my ideas off clergymen on YouTube. They're like the acid test. The anger of Yhwy is the one that really gets 'em to start to wake up. That, and, well, my last post.

  • In today's society, we have anger-management classes for those who don't contain their anger. There are many accounts of Yhwy, the old testament god, throwing fits of rage - Anger so intense, that he commits mass murder. In a civilized world, he should be convicted of war crimes. The bible also claims he is a god of unconditional love. This is what George Orwell called 'doublethink' - a telltale sign of brainwashing - when a person simultaneously holds two mutually exclusive ideas to be true.

  • In today's society, we have anger-management classes for those who don't contain their anger. There are many accounts of Yhwy, the old testament god, throwing fits of rage - Anger so intense, that he commits mass murder. In a civilized world, he should be convicted of war crimes. The bible also claims he is a god of unconditional love. This is what George Orwell called 'doublethink' - a telltale sign of brainwashing - when a person simultaneously holds two mutually exclusive ideas to be true.

  • God bless Tedd Haggard and New Life Worship - awesome, awesome music!

  • Awesome music - maybe, waste of time and money - yes, inhibiting progress in the US - yes.

  • Brainwashed Christian fools--always trusting slick talkers like Haggard and Jim Baker. These people would believe the Devil himself if he spoke of Jesus. All you born-again zombies need to learn to think for yourself. Guys like Haggard and Baker would have you believe that straight Christianity like what we grew up with is not acceptable to God--have you been saved? Yeah, right.

  • Amazingly, most Christians have never read the Old Testament; it's not encouraged; contained therein is a story of a poor man who was seen gathering sticks on the Sabbath, which is against Yhwy's law. So Yhwy ordered the village people to murder him by slow torture - throwing stones at him until he died. All Christians, Jews, and Muslims worship Yhwy as God. No wonder there is war. See the 'Skeptics Annotated Bible' online for many more examples of the evil ways of the %$#@! known as Yhwy.

  • Hello! Have read the Old Testament right through eleven times, so guess i'm not like most Christians, in your eyes. Reason why you have a problem with such is two-fold. 1) You do not understand the holiness of God. 2) The total depravity of your sin in the light of such a holy God.