Adam Lambert "Want" (A Better New Song!)

[102sweetntart]

this fuckin sucks adam lambert is awsome unlike you who critisizes ppl because of their music!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!

[littleblueclovers]

oh my god, how many of your videos are in the "adam lambert mix"?!

there's like one every seccond video!!! :(

[Madzbuny]

THIS IS SOOOOO STUPID AND YOU SUCK!!! THE SONG IS GR8!! GO GET A LIFE!!

[100elija]

@andreivladescu

you suck!!!!

hahhh rock suck---you like jb--hahhhhhaaa:D :D you are stupid!!

[littleblueclovers]

his facial expressions are hilarious XD

[shepardlover0825]

You stupid lo-life bitch! Get a life and quit making stupid ass videos about people who are WAY better then u. Kayy thanks. Bye.

[Vega6031]

lol i watched after some songs from adam lambert, after hearing his "mad world" cover wich really faszinated me! and all i find is this holy crap from a guy who evidently needs more or better sex. Cause why ever should a "man" such a lot vids post, only speaking of a succesful gay man?.... go and look in a mirror then stop wich this shit.

[arnellagen]

GO FUCK YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FUCKING BALD SHIT BITCHING SHITTY COW WITH NOT A SIMPLE IDEAD ABOUT MUSIC MOTHERFUCKING BITCH I WANT YOU TO TAKE A NAP AND NEVER WAKE UP PLS AND WHY ARE YOU READING THE BIBLE? YOU THINK YOU BELIEVE IN GOD??? YOU ARE A STUPID RACIST I HOPE THAT YOUR KIDS WILL BE GAY TOO!

[IICreedll]

i only clicked here bc i saw adam's face. i didnt want you wtf

[b3th3ls5]

this is stupid

[b3th3ls5]

@andreivladescu 2 words you suck

[Whatsthequestionto42]

"Dear Rick"

If Adam ever sang/produced/performed this song the way he does his stuff ... you would fall off your chair and never go online again, ... Adam could do so much with this ... imagine Glamberts: HBIC, Monte, Isaac, Cam, TommyJoe... (and whoever we don"t see - WarnWillis anyone?) working this like an encore at GNT? Do you seee the potential? I do.

btw sooooo waiting for summer to be over already!!!

[phaty21]

I really enjoy the song, but dude, why are you being so rude to adam, I thought you liked him dude, stop being so mean.. maybe this song isnt your cup of tea or your style, but you cant hate or be rude to him, come on man.. be a little bit more classy.

[kissoffire32]

nice teeth who's ur dentist a hobo

[98nightelf]

...OMG so funny i forgot to laugh -_-....hey u really need to get a life dud...plus u dont look very smart when u do this shit and also...STOP BEING A FUCKING HATER ON OUR ADAM....adam is the awsomest ...

[TheNafertiti]

You are my best friend im from puerto rico

[kissoffire32]

ruin the song y dont u

[kissoffire32]

who the f*** falls asleep during an adam lambert song like this if you agree damn i am pissed!

[ChiyoNoYaoi]

you make me sick...

[AdamLamberthottie123]

ikr that dude has nothing nice to say he should just...........SHUT UP hes just as mean as they get (well kinda) i guess he could be meanner but that still was so mean. adam lambert could have watch that and he could second guess about who he is. thanks alot stupid guy person that hates adam lambert

[lapitu1968]

No tengo ni idea quiene es este gordo puto....por lo cual que no opine sobre los demas....es desagradable.

[oohooh211]

ok come on thats nothing but being disrespectful....... THATS WHY YOU HAVE DISRESPECTFUL COMENTS......cause thats what a DISRESPECTFUL PERSON DESERVES!!!!

[boppybunny23]

You seem sad lol just give up fat man!!!!!! You don't fit in!!!! 

[TheMistressturner]

Love your voice, but you try too hard to play it cool...

[mattgrupp1]

haha adam has done more in a week then this fugly bastard has done his whole fat sweaty life

[livvy1226]

haha..... I HATE U!!!!!!!!

no wonder there isnt 1 nice comment

[khsketcher]

ur a mental gay mother fucker

[coyotesilence]

DROP DEAD SUCKER. You wish to be like him...grow up...

The world is much better without you...if i has like you..i would kill myself.

JUST DIE BITCH

[iriscristata]

this guy has no life!!!!!!!!!! such mediocre...critisize is so easy for the ones who never try anything new. at least Adam is such talented and inspiring.

[Mungmyballs]

Revelation 4:16 says: REALLYRICK IS A DOUCH BAG FAG WHO SNIFFS HIS OWN FARTS WITH HIS EYES CLOSED WHILE PRETENDING HE'S BALLS DEEP IN ADAM LAMBERT'S MUD BUCKET!!!

[Mungmyballs]

Aren't you the guy who hangs around the alley out back of my apartment block offering hand jobs for $5 !?!?!?

[ALmusic77]

poor person... go out and get a job !

[GaRaQ8]

omg u have Big  head roof LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[akoc16]

so ugly :/

[shecat2467]

you are a f****** ******* *********** ****:******** ******** homo faggot who needs to stop making fun o Adam Lambert and get: 1.) a girlfriend/boyfriend 2.) friends of any kind 3.) a good taste in music because you need one. Adam Lambert is a great artist and is 3 times the man you could ever be.

[TheETWfederation1]

YOUR A DOUCHE RICK ALL YOU DO IS MAKE FUN OF ADAM LAMBENT I WAS LISTENING TO THE GARY JULES VERSION OF MAD WORLD (ALOT BETTER) BUT ALL YOU DO IS TROLL FUCKING ADAM LAMBENT

[THRILLAKILLA187]

@TheETWfederation1 Lol A gay troll trolling another gay guy is because he"s jealous of him or jealous Adam would never pick him as his bf! lol WTF! this guy is a joke He's gay as A 2 $bill!

[sandstorm66]

You Suck, Sorry!!

[sandstorm66]

gay ass hole

[j1nnu]

fukc you

[wasupdog2]

adam lambert is fifty times the person youll even be

[GracyLuHeartzU]

teehee funny voice :3

[thaatsmebabe]

dude I`m sorry but you suck :) if you think that this song suck your an idiot :)

P.S. Adam rocks! .love.

[DevilsDaugther1972]

f+++k I will see Adam not u..hate People who make with Spam Videos Visitors

[justinbieberfan4588]

IF ACT LIKE U HATE HIM THEN Y DO HAVE A CD OF HIM LESBO BASTARD!

HES BETTA LOOKING THAN U!Lol

[justinbieberfan4588]

IF ACT LIKE U HATE HIM THEN Y DO HAVE A CD OF HIM LESBO BASTARD!

[MrBlueplatespecial]

Could u brush your teeth, dude...You are grossing me out. Also, what's you doin in yo mamma and pappa's bedroom?

[justinbieberfan4588]

@MrBlueplatespecial Lolz It Could Be His Grammys! LOLZ!

[MrBlueplatespecial]

Could u brush your teeth, dude...You are grossing me out

[crazyladysprite]

reallyrick dude you really need to brush your teeth they are gross!

[Vivianamara]

All aboard the fail whale. >.> dumbass

[hussam91]

Leave Adam alone!!!! You freak.

[avelione]

frkn homophobe ;p

[SpYd3rBoY]

Why all the fat fucks need attention on YouTube?

The answer is: because they haven't got a life.

[MrRangaBoi]

dude you have issues. go get some help fuck tard

[the4rceisstrong]

I dont think the song sucks but whatever the fuck you were doing in your video did. ADAM LAMBERT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALWAYS WILL so shut the fuck up!

[Kristylala]

Would have been better if you had mouthed just a few of the lyrics.. I love Adam L but this did crack me up. You could go for a run around the block if your that bored though..

[Victoryferreira]

wtf??

[JenniferOverworked]

You're actually, really disgusting. You can obviously tell that the whole of Youtube hates you, so why try? Do you even have a life outside of bashing Adam Lambert?

[ngurr88]

lol i felt the same thing when i just listened to it! what a snooze o_O i need somethin poppin! ;) He can definitely do better...

[ngurr88]

lol i felt the same thing when i just listened to it! what a snooze o_O i need somethin poppin! ;)

[MJsexy11]

lmao ur videos sux nuff said....

[sheertoren]

you are sooooo right! hhhhh

[dinocyp]

jajjajaa this guy is so fucking stuped and ogly fat loca ,waooo omg

[alexakis12]

omg dude... you are the biggest loser i saw until now..!

[hector92866]

Plz leave bubbles alone! Wats wrong with u pipol? Its nothin wrong with his videos... Cheers bubbles!!!!!

[crazyladysprite]

Adam Lambert is great, and if you didn't like him so much you wouldn't make so many videos about him. Face it you need a life. You will never be Adam Lambert, so find something more constructive to do ,like get out of your home and meet some people, mingle a little.

[mvb123456789]

You have too much earwax in your ears. You can't even hear that he's a good singer.

Clean your ears and get a life!

[aprilgonzalez1]

Adam lamberts new song "want" sucks sorry it does and i like him as a singer but this song SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

[darkessRises]

its hard to look at you, your so ugly

[mauisweetie0]

@darkessRises its so true...haha

[lilpam12]

Suck my imaginary COCK you biotch!!!!

[owlDwise]

moron

[TangoTango123456789]

Get a life.

[afkatja]

this is so stupid, why do you bother to place this?

[TheGreatfunner]

Is he Gay? Than you love him, cuz all your videos going 'bout Adam Lambert..

[dareonbarbee]

wow you really have no life if ur making fun of adam lambert this video is stupid

[Michaeljacksonrox900]

... do u have a life outside of bashing adam?

[xXxShuuxXx]

49 persons missed the DISlike button !

[xXenimcrbtx]

Well, I do have this song and it's from the album called 'Take One'. But there, it's called 'December',not 'Want'. o.O

I'm confused now.

[MrBraindead1989]

chicago.craigslis t. org/ nch/cas/ 1844187193 . htm THE TRUTH REVEALED

[Tiffanyamber9713]

@reallyrick by the way GET A LIFE YA FATASS!!! STOP stalking Adam lambert I hope he finds u and beats the hell out of u!!!! :P

[Tiffanyamber9713]

@reallyrick how could u not love that the lyrics are bad yes but Adams voice is awesome !!! Ya know that song by him called "whataya want from me" well wat the hell do u want from him jeez just leave him alone apparently ya do have better things 2 do ecept u just have to make fun of Adam u childish freak!!!! And ur NOT funny at all

[obzz34sk]

you are ridiciulous man go away you are a fukyng man

[flygon666]

This song does suck but it's kinda sad that you made a video just to say a song sucks. You're clearly not very creative or very positive.

[Bodukerocks]

your such a jerk!

[Gemstar013]

I love your facial expressions... too funny but I agree this song makes me want to just kill myself... no wait... watch someone else kill themselves from the boredom.

[Gemstar013]

@Gemstar013... What Do You Want From Me is my favorite by Adam... He rocks... this song doesn't do him justice... maybe public opinions are finally getting to him.

[bille100]

hmm... i actually kinda agree with you on this one.. Adam Lambert is a great singer and i think he's really cool, it's just that i hear this kind of song all the time, which makes it kinda boring to listen to. it's not the song itself, that i don't likem i just get this feeling that i've heard this song a lot of times before... A LOT of times before actually...

can i ask you a question? is it just this song from him that you don't like or is it pretty much all of them??

[mochmon]

Yep your a really a prick!............

[martelbeach]

don't you have anything else to do in your life ?

[peggyrae1]

plain ugly in the face of beauty. sorry life you lead.

[toxinat]

caquita

[kballer05]

god, your a douchebag. ur not funny. get a life and stop trying to make fun of people who are clearly better off than you are. and wtf? all your vids are of mr. lambert here,wich can only lead me to conclude that you have some kind of crazy crush on him. get off your fat ass and do something with your life. go climb a fucking mountain or something. i dont give a shit. but don't make fun of people if you cant do it right. FYI, this song is beautiful.

[amybear6]

he looks like a fat jon gosselin, cept for he cant getta girl!! BHAAHAAHAHAA

[negin1348]

go and show yourself to a doctor! u r pyscho!!!!!!!!!

[c12letmefly]

Typical stupid american !You are complexed!It's not your job,what is the song.You can't decide to whole world to do not listen his songs.You jealous on the guy becouse he gets famous,till you are fat foul.Instead you make stupid videos,get some shave and think about your $%&@# life

[tozegomez1]

This guy is totally Mad! Get a Life!

[happylionstar]

Really?...aham...eat less...move more, stay away from our faces...

[matureasian]

What a dork you are - what's even more pathetic is the fact that you believe you are funny.

[dieutho88]

oops , crazy guy

[OnlyHurtsWhenYouCry]

This is following from my last comment..

you're in your 40's (atleast, I personally think I'm being way too generous) get no execise and I'm guessing you still live with your mom? I have a few words of advice for you.. 1. Get a job. 2. lose some weight ;) Seriously, it doesn't make you look good when you're taking the piss out of somebody and to be honest you're no shining star yourself. 3. Forget those last two and just curl up and die in a hole somewhere.

[OnlyHurtsWhenYouCry]

Jeez, You must have such a sad life. I really do feel very sorry for you. To be quite honest I'd love to see you create and sing a better song.. but oh wait!! You don't go out of your house do you? In fact, it's probably not even your house.. Lemme guess..

[MrMrjosh67]

my grades for you

being funny- F-

being smart- F-

getting people to hate you- A+

being gay- A+

[crazyladysprite]

@MrMrjosh67 I agree this guy is gross!

[MrMrjosh67]

im sorry for the camera having to look at you're face all the time

also get a life u gay,creepy,bald, adam lambert stalker

[Sam101335]

You make fun of Adam because he is gay, meanwhile you take your gay pills DURING a world-wide youtube video. You gay faggot. You really are one. You try to be so random and cute, guess what, a-hole? YOU'RE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB. You're spending your days stalking Adam in your mom's basement all day. Shut up already. Everyone knows he's gay. So what?

[zero1825]

shut the f*ck up u fat bastard. 1. ur ugly 2. ur fat 3. a fat bastard is an actually food dish 4. go exercise 5. get hair restoration old fat fag 6. go get a date (atleast try.......) 7. im glad im not u 8. the world hates u 9. all ppl on earth wanna push u off a bridge into fire so u can burn 10. ur a dickface

[kissoffire32]

@zero1825 hahahahaha i like ur commment

[012849502]

U madafucker stop it.

U just such a stupid gay loser!!!

[012849502]

U madafucker..stop talking about Adam!!

U just such a stupid Gay loser!!!

[TPoPArt]

I'm going to have to click off this... I can't watch a video of a person rolling his eyes and being bored with a song. Why would anyone video this?

[nbz24]

1. ok the song aint that bad but you just wasted my life...

2 you ARE fat and gay

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i glad i not you!!! ( :

[youko1000]

wow alot of adam lambret fan here hmmm just saying he can do alot better on his songs and for all u girl fans on here get over urself its this guy right to do this more power to yea

[Irideika]

Actually, to all those who are saying this is a good song.... yeah, um. I agree here with this guy. This song is truly musically uninteresting. Adam can do muuuuuch better than this - he has way too much talent to have a song that blows to this extent on his album.

[JKing0528]

U so fucking retarded.. look where u are and look where adam is.. You have to be at his level before you can criticize him.. and well look at urself ur a fat bastard that has a serious ugly problem.. oh and just a little advice.. FIX UR TEETH BEFORE YOU DO A VIDEO>> NASTY FATASS>!!!!

[HIxIMxKITTY]

dont be hatin on adam just cause he can get dick, AND prolly get more pussy than you. even though hes gay.

fatass -___-

[xXxPoisonxIvyxXx]

Adam rules!! man so you need to get a life adam is a amazing singer and this song is amazing so you need to take yo fat azz go brush your teeth and make some god damn friends and get a life and stop judge-ing i bet you didnt even actually listen to the lyrics and see what the song is truly about you just wanted to say it sucks beacuse you dont like adam bcuz he gay ( in my opinion i think )

[JasonPraj]

1. U're pure fucking retard

2.Adam Lambert is way better than u're

3.U're a fucking asshle who got nothing else better to do !

4.Adam's Songs rocks, when u listen to his songs u'll.

5. Again, u're a fucking retard. GET A LIFE BITCH

[KritikalError]

I didn't realize how cute you are until I seen this video... :P

[Rachii96ify]

wat fuckin homofobs he doesnt turn aroun d and fuckin dis ur sexuallity and u prob jealous cause he gets more action than u

[UtuberX3]

1.your fat

2.If you even read the bible you should be tolerant to others

3.your fat

4.The world wants to push you off a cliff

[xxLabrat407xx]

fix your teeth if you're gonna be so close to the camera..........NASTY!!!

[sherrie144]

why can't he stop posting videos..so i don't click the video which he posted -.-

[xxLabrat407xx]

He's a fat redneck with nasty TEETH...that's why.

[Xxmusicfan]

get a life >_> adam RULES u big nipple srsly >_>

[vabby242526]

thts freaking pathetic..... go get a "girl" friend. fag!!

[smdutton]

WOW you are so sad, go get some friends mate :D lol

[penguinluver9sparkle]

k seroiusly adams so amazin and ur so not !!!! he's not botherin u so dont make funa him k cuz hes better than ull ever b so like, ugh, he rocks, k, and omg is the most amazin person on this planet, k, and wow, u discust me big time!!!!!!!!!!

[lalengurrl]

if thats really how you react to adams song ... how come make a hell lot of adam vlogs??? really now...

[jktigrezz1019]

You have way to much time on your hands dude. Get some firends.

[Feepygal3]

wow.....ur a freak

[Bubbles10345]

The song doesn't suck...you do!!! >:(

And I'm not even a huge fan of Adam...

[Bubbles10345]

Leave Adam alone...just because you're jealous of his fame and success doesn't mean you need to rag on about how much you hate (out of jealousy and spite) Adam Lambert.

[dominationX]

no life.

[TheNewMoon333]

amazing song. creepy fat guy

[Code9aa]

Hey thanks for the Adam Lambert's tune. I enjoyed listening to it. I got sick of looking at your face though but that wasn't a problem, I just scroll down till you were gone :-)

[Anewday1979]

Take a shower you smelly bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo seriously I can smell you throught the screen!!! And how bout those teeth????? Hmmm...???? Toothpaste maybe?? Or maybe not??? Yeah figures, you chose not!!!! "You might outta check yo pulse you might be dead"...... Baaaahaaaaaa!!!!

[sopranos93venezuela]

aque pretenden o intentan llegar de verdad no entiendo .............. -.-!

[BurninUp4You44]

Wow. This guy's cool. :/

not.

[gick8]

A Legless man who teaches running.

[Tony2Fingers2007]

So instead of making a crappy video how about you write a song and record it for us? What Adam and any musician does is artwork and whether its good or bad I still give them props for even creating something. It's actually the useless people like you who truly do suck. Thanks have a nice day.

[courteneyrox]

Whats wrong with u? If your gonna sit your lazy self in front of the computer all day and pretend to be cool all day then at least dont punish us by making us watch. Seriously, brush and floss. And Like you could do any better? I think not. And no one really cares what your opinion is so just shut up.

[dlcrush54]

He uses Adam's name to get people to click on his video so he can have his 3 minutes and 58 seconds of fame. He knows he is going to get hits if he lures us here with Adam. What a creep.

[Racheyybby123]

Bro, Your a freak. This song does NOT suck. its amazing. You have no life at all. your not cool, and you look like a fag &you can go brush your teeth. Adam is an amazing singer, and this song is amazing as well. Your a loser, figures you dont have anything else to do besides sit around and eat mc donalds all day. explains so much. Long story short; your gay get a life. and your wrong. this song is amazing. so stfu

[bakers41]

that was cool

[Madiie1123455]

Bye Sleeping Guy Lool and Ur Not Actually on the Phone And Yeah As They said BRUSH UR TEETH Lool!!!!!

[Leragonz]

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!

[clstreet58]

ok, who is this ugly man? he does not look anything like the beautiful adam lambert----so why is his gross face on here? i came looking for the next superstar---i mean adam---and i get this pathetic man instead? he is such a loser.

[bejapol]

I know... I finally figure it out... he was rejected by Adam...

[bejapol]

what the hell is wrong with this guy?

[jennifertan81]

you think the song sucks? if you dare just challenge yourself and sing compare to Adam..remember not to make anyone vomit, also which not caused us nightmare..so i better not hear you sing, Adam are famous of his voice and his song..and look at u, ur being thrown with all rubbish comments and please look yourself on the mirror..don judge people cos ur being judge too...

[es0183]

The only reason you're making fun of Adam is because you have no life! You must secretly LOVE Adam because all your videos are about him.... Why don't you get off your lazy fat ugly ass and do something with you life other then drag people down with you! Just because you're a loser and you can't stand your own self doesn't give you a reason to tear other people down. Just because it makes you feel good to talk shit about the works of an AMAZING person, doesn't mean you can.

[SoraONEandONLYloveoO]

@es0183

=D i agree !!! >=O

[dazramplin]

you are realy sad and perfetic get a grip of you life

[15vhewitt]

I like the song, and it's not boring. Plus, you really need to tap into the news lately: that song was created before adam went on idol and said he didn't want people hearing it becuase it was nothing compared to his upcoming album. I used to think you made good videos. Now i know you're just an ass.

[theonlyraynemichael]

adams voice is omazing but this song is the most boring ive ever heard him sound. he sounds bored singing it.

[mitagera]

The problem of YouTube, is that all kind of jerks can post stupid videos. You're not a jornalist, or a critic, or a columnist. You're just a frustrated, lame, retard asswhole. Stop polluting the web with your ugly face and yor stupid comments that nobody wants to listening...

[DisneyPwincessxoxo]

Yeah well the song wasn't made for Jabba the Hutt to listen to, it's for people with proper taste in music. And honey the whole "I'm trying to be funny but everyone knows this has been rehersed" thing isn't for you, find something your good at like... i dunno... EATING BURGERS?

just a sugestion =D

[oo0RainbowLezzy0oo]

wow your really mean =( adam really doesnt need this shit! You are an idiot who is just mad because you cant sing! And I happen to love that song want! All you fuckers are rude seriously, adams amazing =)

[flyinwhitehorse]

This crazy ass dude KNOWS this song is NOT what Adam "wants" to represent him. That is why he is making fun of it. Adam's FIRST REAL single will be out mid-October. Wait for that one! It will blow "Want" out of the water.

[Erypaint]

Haha, it's so funny to see that he's tying to be funny but he can't be that!!! LOL U really suck!!! Why do u hate him so much? Just cuz he's gay or what?? You are the only one that thinks that ya videos are funny, BUT U KNOW THAT WE ALL HATE 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!

[rodellio877]

your a fat loser. YOU MUST LOVE ADAM BECAUSE ALMOST ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SEEM TO BE FOCUSED ON HIM. stop being a jerk cause i'd like to see your fat butt sing.

[these6playgrounds]

I hate you ur stupid I LOVE ADAMS NEW SONG so back off fag

[abrcrmbluv]

so r u still in the closet or openly gay? 2:06 idc but either way ur a fag. and we dont a collection o fur shit and of the lame shit u do .......

[hicktownlocal]

dude obviously you have at thing for adam stop making so many fucking videos about him yes he is an awesome artist yes this song is lame but so are you..

[cemora1]

dude..ur a fag and a gay douche not adam.adam lambert rocks!!!!!this guy wishes he could sing like him.

[valnaduljina]

Adam, honey, God knows I love you, but what is this?? Awful. Make it less boring... And what's with the lyrics?? Adaaaaaam, I DON'T want to believe.

[Darkpuppet12]

wow, look at all of Adam Lambert's bitches insulting this guy, first off i'd like to say i usually like Adam Lambert's voice but this song is actually pretty boring, people have told me adam was coming out with a new 'genre' but it just seems like slow rock or pop to me...

[lkl8]

I don't usually like you, but this is funny. I'm sorry to say I agree. Yawn.

[Ercalguy]

Just a sad attempt to grab attention wherever you can.

[Ercalguy]

Oh,.... I get it.

You think you're funny.

[number8gurl2]

you are a loser! AND ugly as hell!!!!!

[ramii07]

are you gay?

[kellycloudsg]

if you dont like adam or mj then why do you waste your time from making this videos?just curious.hehehe you're an asshole anyway!!!!

[Ambisaaa]

Wow, you're an asshole. Lose some weight... since when is YouTube now Sea World, you fucking whale?

You're jealous because Adam is more sexy and famous that you could ever hope to be. (:

Now, get a life and go on Atkins or something, fatass.