Eddie Izzard-Stoned Olympics

[benehan]

Camberwill Carrot reference!!!!!

[screenpuller]

You have to take into account, also, that probably half the contestants would forget what day it was & just not show up at all. XD

[SkipjackEddie]

The only time I've run when stoned was when we had run out of skins, and the late night shop closed in 5 minutes. I'd never be able to beat the time I clocked that night, I was a blur.

[TamanoRyu]

And then you get a slice of pizza LOL

[Dazywu]

Funny how it's exactly 4:20...

[GregFocker100]

This was one of the funniest things I've seen while high hheheheheheheh

[thedavecorp]

Did you noticed this "Stoned Olympics" is 420 long?

[GSBConstantine]

@thedavecorp am i missing something here?

[joebobytytyt]

P.s. you annunciate vowels as hilariously to us as we do to you i'm sure. Good ol usa is in a rough spot right now as we have been historically before. You are our brothers in arms and for whatever it's worth us dumb yankees will help defend you to the death. From California to the U.K. Thank you

[joebobytytyt]

Haha driest humor ever you goofy brits! But good stand-up.

[VodkaHappy]

He is so fucking great XD

[TJDJCandy101]

this guy is fucking awsome!

[mcjeb]

people who dont understand the 4.20 reference, dont even bother looking it up. you wouldnt understand/give a shit anyway

[AlchemicalDavid]

@mcjeb We don't really have it in the UK. Or did you forget that most of the world ain't Americans?

I did get the 4:20 reference btw.

And I'm sounding rather more angry than I meant. I really am stoned :P

[mcjeb]

@AlchemicalDavid thats kinda fuckedup on you, im in the midlands...of england...

[wellafella01]

Stoners piss me off!!! Head in the clouds with grand schemes of world domination.....Ass Holes!!! :-(

[mcjeb]

@wellafella01 how about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?

im a stoner, i have a job, a social life, ect...ok, i have an impeccable scheme for world domination, but i have no intention for utilising such a plan.

[MadameElly]

is the full show on youtube?

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

@poshcat1000 It looks like he's smoking a joint

[maneatingtoilets]

I would go to this.

[TheMetalRiffer]

This is a great idea!!!

[bananaman325]

wow hes really good at acting stoned.

[darkerforest]

(insert a line from the video here)

(make a comment about the number of dislikes)

[v8wr]

Eddie actually knows things. He knows about the French American War, which i was so surprised at, and geez! how he can make the French American War into a laugh, is beyond me, but he can!

[satnapillowpants]

XD

brightly colored children who have recently eaten hash cookies

rofl that made my day

[McBeever2k9]

very well... give him coke!!

[Fotolivianos]

@McBeever2k9 Well we're outta coke.

[steelawake923]

best shape wins LMAO!

[jackyrouge]

I'd love to participate in stoned Olympics.

[ratatoskrable]

wtf does he say after "we fucken wo-o-o-on"?

[TheJjr272]

@ratatoskrable

He says.....3 nil..(which is a football score)..but he stretches it out to sound like 3 nilllllllll

[AK47justcos]

Camblewell Carrot!

[TheJjr272]

@AK47justcos

Its not a camblewell carrot......its a camberwell carrot (which means a joint).......camberwell is a place in london and the shape of the joint is carrot shaped. Its from a film called 'Withnail and I', which eddie has obviously seen

[AK47justcos]

@TheJjr272 I know the film, it's one of my favourites, hence the comment, just had no idea on the spelling...

[MrDosteovsky]

I would join the stoned olympics.

[amazed2341]

Best idea ever.

[geekgurl145c]

" and fair play to you"

[heathenjimmy]

The HEMP OLYMPIX is annual event during Australia's Cannabis law reform rally and gathering.

[analuvsjaej4evar]

Eddie Izzard = funniest fucker evar!

[ZimonesCafe]

Camberwell carrot... I just realized that was from Withnail and I. It doesn't surprise me that Eddie has a great taste in movies.

[Faramirel]

Until they get to... AMSTERDAM!

[MCpEAsOUP]

59 people did not wake up the following morning.... the doctor says they were killed by a man attempting to save their lives and saying "hoocha hoocha hoocha.... lobster"

[granddaddypurpstv]

granddaddypurps com

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

I would watch the Stoned Olympics.

[michelthegreatable]

the greeks ran the first marathon, died, and now we're afraid of running. we've moved on to making sure the pork is cooked properly.

[270goboom]

HAHAHA fck i couldnt stop laughing

[FSMotherRussia]

Video ended at 4:20... lol!

[Kom3tBrawl]

Aaaay, we fucking wooooooon!

[MischiefCON]

this is a pretty clever skit, and its some funny shit

[xxrebel2uxx]

Rather enjoyed this notion...

[JaySquared5792]

Lmao "Best shape wins" *sarcastic hand gesture*

[LadyCowbell]

Why does this not excist!?

[pojo205]

it helps if you've done some heavy smoking yourself, makes it 10x funnier because you can relate.

[TheAmbiorixXx]

@pojo205 xD

[CIRCLECIX]

I'm assuming that someone has already made a Michael Phelps reference at this point, but I don't see one in the comment section.

[AlchemicalDavid]

@CIRCLECIX

We would have but ...well, you know...the pizza was in the oven and the dog was barking. Anyone got a rizzla?

[KingDcome11]

It was ok

[chocminties90]

look at that!! youve got to be kidding me!!!! look at that...

[EddardStark102]

57 people were never heard of again

[nutzogingy]

@EddardStark102 make that 26

[LittleInkJunkie]

@EddardStark102 59 had to get up at four in the morning to train for their event. 2781 got up at two in the afternoon...off. Their. Face

[motbidlykawaii]

@EddardStark102 62

[shabbawabby]

Yes length of this video being 4:20 ;D

[Ludwig123179]

"and are never...heard of...again." so good :D:D

[Dove77879]

Eddie makes a strangely pretty woman....and hes not a bad looking guy either. Man, he's got the best of both worlds!

[Farsight20]

@Dove77879 Everything except the penis right?

[Inquizit88]

i love how this video is 4 minutes 20 seconds long...and it's about marijuana!!!

[EyeHawk777]

@Inquizit88

i don't get it?

[Inquizit88]

@EyeHawk777 just because 4/20 is the date April 20th, which is National Pot Smoking Day in America...and perhaps elsewhere... and he is talking about being stoned...so, i correlated 4/20...the length of the video, to 4/20 the day.

[JackyRowe]

@Inquizit88 same in the UK here too!

[Bokkensword]

Hang on, I'm forwarding this to Switzerland~

[bigfieryflyingjimmy]

i was reminded of this when they caught michael phelps for smoking weed. i was like "dude, give him ANOTHER medal! he can get stoned and still be fucking POSEIDON?" good god, he deserves everything he got!

[hotfrog1989]

This clip is about a stoner olympics and is 4:20 . . . coincidence?

[JackyRowe]

@hotfrog1989 I THINK NOT! :)

[claeees]

@hotfrog1989 Yes, it is a coincidence

[mastrblckhwk]

@hotfrog1989 I think not!

[giannafcb56]

@hotfrog1989 i dont get it :/

do you mind explaning plz lol

[TheProducerPeople]

@giannafcb56 Just before the video ends if you look closely at Eddie he gestures as if smoking a joint.

[giannafcb56]

@TheProducerPeople ohhhhhhhh hahaha thanks oh oh bahahahahh yep im laughing my head off now!!

[a7xdude87]

@giannafcb56 420 was coined as weed smokers day. April 20th. It originally started in America when a group of college student would smoke weed near the grounds of their school after it finished at 4:20. It got popularised and now the world celebrates by smoking on that date and/or time.

[pbr2424]

@hotfrog1989 clever

[MrY0ufail]

@hotfrog1989 If we can get 98 more people to like your comment, it too will have 420. :P

[aerialboy55]

@hotfrog1989 I dont understand...

[94981745]

@aerialboy55 420 is a number associated with smoking weed. Search "420 cannabis" in google and there is a wiki page that will explain it to you.

[chrisdrakekaka]

@hotfrog1989 yes

[nqwertyify]

@hotfrog1989 That was a great moment making your comment have 420 thumbs up :)

[ZapZapMimi]

@hotfrog1989 I think it was done purposely

[Iamwithyou1000]

I like that outfit... does that make me a transvestite? I'd wear it, except for the high heeled boots.

[unravioli]

How the heck can he do a show and not have his feet killing him afterward! lol

[AngellusLovegood]

@unravioli Hey, have you ever seen a woman on the red carpet? Their heels are worse! So you're saying women are so much tougher than men, huh? (I think they actually are, and so are trannies!)

[BrendanJTucker]

lol;

'some of them already rolling their own'

[mspatrat]

I love you to Edddie,Your wit and theatre is the Best!!!. just been introduced to you. Gorgeous.thankyou for keeping me laughing.

[deskinsanthony]

Wtf is he wearing

[unfortunatebeam]

funny guy, and a snappy dresser too!

[freedomfyter1270]

The video is 4:20 long, anyone else see that?

[hyper080]

@freedomfyter1270 WTF what is you point

[unfortunatebeam]

@hyper080 4/20 refers to April 20, which is of course International Marijuana Day!

[SubinaTub]

wat da fuk is he wearing

[GamerupdateMH]

@SubinaTub He's the Executive Transvestite

[unfortunatebeam]

@GamerupdateMH i don't get why he's a "transvestite". I know he refers to himself as that sometimes, but why? It's horseshit. A guy can wear a fucking dress/skirt and put on some makeup and not have to be a cross-dresser. Tell me, what do women do to be considered transvestites?

[missemilysmith]

@unfortunatebeam wear jeans. ;D

[unfortunatebeam]

@SubinaTub i think they're called clothes

[Cheboh]

I typed in stoned while stoned and it brought me here

[HeyLookItsNina]

"Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, and fair play to you. That's pretty damn good."

[Hampson599]

he still does standup, but their are a LOT of his vids on utube

[SanguisDiabolus]

I gotta ask a really stupid question.

I just discovered this guy, and I think he's hilarious, but I honestly don't know if he's a current day comedian or someone from the past. Can someone help me out?

[0penuriis]

@SanguisDiabolus

Kinda both, he's been around for a long time and is still touring and recording today. He dosn't only do comedy though he's a serious actor too.

If you like his comedy style you should check out Tommy Tiernan, he has the same kinda comedic style.

[akaAmphetamine]

@SanguisDiabolus Although, he doesn't do drag any more. Still bloody hilarious :D

[kokeshigirl101]

@akaAmphetamine But he was so pretty D: Oh well, still funny....

[dmars444]

Was she carrying a set of chains and a whip at the time?

[dwaynestanley100]

sounds like my kind of sports

[ashleytisdalefan007]

I would watch those olympics!

[08Dazza80]

umm i not taking the piss, but is he gay or a cross dresser?

[fallennate]

@08Dazza80 he's a cross dresser not gay

[08Dazza80]

@fallennate okay thanks, its confused me pritty bad, but anyway hes funny thats all that matters

[darniforgotify]

@08Dazza80 he acctually does have boobs though. he doesnt have them in this one but in his later ones

[dmars444]

@fallennate i have never seen a girl dress like that... have you??

[fallennate]

@dmars444 not recently but yeah i have

[killcomputer]

my mouth hurts from laughing so much.

[ashleyfan400]

WHo gives a shit what he is? he's funny can't we all just appreciate that no matter what he dresses like?

[vaughnoutdoor]

the Exectuive Transvestite.

[Dezekiel]

I would just like to point out that "the block" who run 26 miles wanted to warn the Athenians about a possible naval attack on the city. Other that that this guy is brilliant :)

[si223]

@Dezekiel i'm pretty sure if he added that to his story the rest of the marathon bit wouldnt really work. I'm sure he was aware of that as most people are, but its a bit of poetic license.

[SvenTviking]

There would be the building a joint race. None of this single kingsize paper. Three small skins, it would have to be sperated into

Hash or weed classes. Packet of cigs, clipper lighter (the stoners choice, you can pull out the flint holder to pack the ends of the number with)

[GhostCharacter]

love the Withnail and I reference!

[LemonZeppelin]

This man has just made the olympics 10000 times better.

[CodyJustGotPwned]

..why does he dress like that.. and put on make-up..

[LazyDrummerBoy]

@CodyJustGotPwned Because he's a transvestite?

[sonic85757]

@CodyJustGotPwned

He's A Transvestite. That's A Guy Who Dresses Like a Girl.

[portylad4]

@sonic85757

Sorry to have to correct you but he's not a transvestite, Transvestites go the whole nine yards, surgery, everything. Eddie's a Crossdresser, but he's also straight, he's married.

[sonic85757]

@portylad4

My Bad. I Heard HimSay In Some Of His Stand-Up That He's A Professional Tansvestite

[gloomygirl666]

@portylad4 Actually there sweetie a transvestite = a cross dresser. A transsexual is someone who does the surgery and everything. Look up Robert/Alex/Alexis Arqette

[JoshRobertson142]

@sonic85757

he's not a transvestite. he does this for his shows thats it.

[khasab]

@CodyJustGotPwned well you see, he likes to.

[chuchunezbie]

It's more like drunk olympics. high people are not really like that

[T7meister]

@chuchunezbie have you ever been high?

[chuchunezbie]

@T7meister that and I've seen other high people. I've also been in bars and been drunk as well as seen drunk people, they are all just like that.

[chuchunezbie]

@chuchunezbie I think it's more the way he moves. He moves like he's drunk and it throws me off

[Jahkayhla]

@hoodlumscooter March? Really? Wow, dude...

[hoodlumscooter]

No 420 is a joint holiday held in march 20th because the term 420 is a code for the police force for maryjane

[darktrailAAA]

@hoodlumscooter you fail sir

lurk moar

[DumbNoobsGettingPwnd]

@hoodlumscooter u fail

[NohbdyThere]

@hoodlumscooter The fourth month of the year is April. Also, the 420 police code idea is mostly a myth.

[brainac0cult]

this video ends at 4.20!

[sannaolofsson]

"... and are never heard of again" <3

[annaakhmatova]

he pulls off a sparkly shirt soooo much better then noel fielding.

[Huriyuri]

Gawd I'm jealous of his outfit D: Anyone else?

[Ms14787]

luv the shoes:) he's brill:))

[numbuh209]

LMAO this vid is 4 mins and 20 secs. WIN. :D

[chiplettetalks]

omg this guy is hilarious who cares how the man dresses if a guy is funny a guy is funny it does not matter how he dreses

[ishigum]

I'm watching this at work and I'm laughing too hard. This is too hilarious!

[Lostkiwi123]

@snuggybunny WOW that is epic i never even realized!!!!!!!!

[mcjuvey1]

@snuggybunny is 420 another name for weed or something??

[bricksalegend]

@mcjuvey1april 20th

[MellowCricket]

@mcjuvey1 I think it's supposed to be the time to smoke. I heard it comes from Highway 420, which runs through Humboldt County, California (where they grow lots of it.)

[mcjuvey1]

@MellowCricket ahh cool well im going to smoke a nice joint now lol :D

[snuggybunny]

@mcjuvey1...420 is the universal symbol for the use and appreciation of marijuana. Google it. lol :)

[mcjuvey1]

@snuggybunny must be an american thing

[SyracuseLax09]

@mcjuvey1 Nope.

[mcjuvey1]

@SyracuseLax09 where does it originate from then?? jamaica maybe??

[SyracuseLax09]

@mcjuvey1 it comes from California in the USA, but is widely across the globe

[mcjuvey1]

@SyracuseLax09 so it is an american thing then lol and ive never heard of it and ive been smoking for a good 7 years

[sprocketpocket]

@snuggybunny not to be overly pedantic or anything but there's no irony in that at all... just coincidence :)

[NobleLordDarcia]

@snuggybunny, What's the significance of that?

[skatewad]

@snuggybunny that is, in fact, the opposite of irony

[No1mjfan88]

i think hes very hot and alluring, and stoned olympics wud b very funny to watch :D. i do love him in girl mode personally :P. love him, hes just awesome.

[paulmccartneyfan1995]

I love Eddie, I don't care whether he is in "girl-mode" or "guy-mode", he is adorable and abso-bloody-lutely hilarious either way

[acerflots]

he's really good looking like this, its great, i (female hetero) wouldnt mind if more guys dressed like izzard

[No1mjfan88]

i miss him wearin this kinda stuff, makeup too. he's awesome, very funny :D love him.

[AzeyAze]

lol I fuckin love you

[JessAtlas]

Robin Williams did the same joke that Eddie did at 1:35 only about snowboarding and a snickers bar...

[RikkytheCoolKat]

@JessAtlas I was just thinking that...but visa versa on Robin's skit

[BanovG]

What's great is how this video is exactly 4:20 long

[mcbudsmovie]

Eddie looked stoned during this himself....check out very funny video, @youtubechannel @mcbudsmovie

[Whereamiable]

fall in the sand pit..... best shape wins

[Cakerolled]

He looks like a damn lesbian.

[germanerds]

@Cakerolled He is. ;)