hey Bella I got a present for you!!! OMG! 13 minutes of your chattering :) and whatever you said here about the movie was just EXACTLY what I thought about it, just I mean every single word!!! I'm so excited I found your channel (and you :)))
I watch this all the time because it is so freakin funny! I watched this review right when it was put up a couple of years ago... and I am still watching it today :)
I need to remake new moon, focus more on jacob, more forest, more queiliuts, more warewolves, specially re-do scenes, such as movie theater scene, bedroom scene with jacob, breaking up scene with jacob, definetely the jumping off cliff scene!!!! the medows scene with jacob, and add the killings of the hikers, and stick to book for the kitchen scene where they almost kiss, motorcicle scene, intro of jacob, that's all.
you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to cop
I really love your Twilight reviews! Awesome! I totally agree with you. And when me and my sis saw the scene outside at the car on Bella's birthday we had a laugh. What's with the eyebrow raising? I'm not a Stewart fan I guess.
I love vampires I have since i was a kid but these are not vampires...if you dont agree you have not read the old vampire legends or watched any of the old movies ,Twilight is achually about fairies (not being mean they just follow the fairy myths of the fairys more then vampires) But I have to give you a thumbs up for trying!
i agree with everything u just said! and yeah they were just really quiet until they got back to forks. and she was just like staring at him the whole time because she figured he was just gonna leave her again when she got home.
This movie sure makes werewolves seem like hideous creatures, doesn't it. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE A BUNCH OF OVERGROWN HUSKIES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY NEED TO GO ON A DIET?
... He likes the books. He likes the movies. I am glad I didn't respect this man before I watched this video. Otherwise, saying that he was an idiot might have been painful.
I love the movies but the books are horrible! Stephenie Meyer cannot write. She used words such as handsomist, and funner. Those words are not in the dictionary. It doesn't have any literary significance either, all around it wasn't written well a all.
WHAT?! I have seen the movie, and really... I didn't like it at all... I found it way too romantic that it became very ridicule... The worst part was Edward's proposal in the end of the book... I laughed so much...
Otherwise, good acting for everyone except Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, unfortunately... They absolutely don't look like they are in love.
OH MY GOD i agree with you so so much.. everyones so in love with edward from the books (which i was too btw) that they dont even care how good of a job taylor lautner did acting-wise in this movie. he was so good!
This video is bull. Edward was better than Jacob all the way! Plus, if you played Bella or Edward you'd do nothing like them. They are "Proffesionals".
In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
@Jakemz51 - aha, definately! have you noticed how deep her voice is? especially at the beginnings when you can't actually see her, it just makes me sad.
I read the books and they were good, and without all the Team Edward/Jacob stuff (even though I am partial to Team Jacob) I think Edward is rather creepy.. watching her sleep and stuff. I think Bella is a total bitch, and I don't really care for her much in real life either XD. I think Taylor is a great actor, and if the movie was just a warewolf/vampire battle then I'd be really into it. I'm not sure if that many people actually care about Bella.. I definately don't.
Robert Pattinson is the 2nd worst actor I've ever EVER seen, after Daniel Radcliff. Kristen Stewhatever is in the top ten of my Worst Actor List. Taylor is smokin' hot and he's a good actor, so thumbs up for him. But otherwise, they really should have left the Twilight Saga as books. I saw "Twilight"... one of the worst movies I have EVER seen.
Haha, you really pay attention. I kind of just watch movies like "Duhhh" most of the time.
But I remember when my friends and me saw New Moon, when Bella got the papercut, the audience groaned. That made it pretty cool. The papercut on its own was an "Oh, crap" moment, but the people watching the movie helped the severity of the situation come out even more.
I don't remember Bella throwing pizza into nowhere...but I hope I laughed.
you are so hilarious. "Hey Bella I got a present for you" so freakin' funny.
They do talk in Italy by the way because in the book they have to wait til dusk to leave the Volturi's place. They are sitting down somewhere and I think they talk a little bit but not much but I don't think they kiss much,
Jacob is sooo hot.
New Moon is actually the whole reason I got into Twilight Saga in the first place as I loved the movie and it made me a fan then reading the books has made me a real Twihard!
I thought the kissing was ok, although at some points it seemed like they were in pain rather than enjoying it. I understand from the books that they're all restrained but dont want to be ect ect but seiously i think they could have done that better. (I think it's the scene from New Moon at least, where they ares tsanding by the truck. I think after Jasper tried to attack Bella.)
A romance between a 100 year old "vampire" who always looks like he's constipated, and a sociopath, manipulative 16 year old. With a stalker "werewolf" rapist. Comedic GOLD!
You know maybe you should see 'The Room' and have a fun with it. But you're okay but I love TWILIGHT! Hi dogee! See "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau and let us know what is your take on it!
1 day ago must read this. once you have started there is not turning back. a little girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 min. the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well better start to copy to be saved
ya wow dude, you said high quality preview of the movie...blew that out when I pressed the button off to the right and saw ya again...come on...are you still talking?
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DYE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS.THIS REALLY WO
@MyTeacherAli This is from some other comment I posted on a Twilight review by this same person: Seriously, I've learned my lesson. Don't flame videos. Everyone has their own opinion/tastes.
I hate how she NEVER cried, it's a SAD movie. i had the subtitles on and when Edward is in her room *post Volterra* at one point the screen said * Sobbing* and all she is doing is breathing supper hard, that not crying
hahaha it takes a real man to admit to liking twilight hahahahahahahaha
no, but really, I hated the first movie (thought it was very preteen dreamy), so I didn't see New Moon, and it sounds like you didn't like it tooooo much (although your reaction to the trailer was hilarious). I find Kirsten Stewart to be AWFUL, but I looooove Taylor Lautner.
I'm gonna be honest. New Moon, the movie, was pretty good; but the damn trailer gave it away, EVERYTHING. It revealed Jacob's werewolf status, about the Volturi, about Edward being suicidal after thinking he lost Bella. The only thing it didn't give away [Spoiler warning to those who haven't read or seen the movie] is Edward asking Bella to marry him; which kinda sucked..
@xcummyxmuffinsx Well that's true. But to be honest, the book sold so many copies, the people who edited the trailer made the mistake of assuming pretty much everyone knew what was going to happen anyway, so they left no secrets. I agree, they could have kept some type of secret.
@HeinrichKonig I kno rite everyone says jacob is so bad but it's only cuz Bella is a heartless slut who plays around with ppls hearts and edwards not so good either he's a controlling stalker I honestly don't get why girls like him that's not romantic and at least jake is loyal and lets her have fun, friends and family
i love new moon! but it was rather boring...but i do love TWILIGHT!! :) but new moon wasnt my fave xxx but thats probs coz edward wasnt there for half of it! :/ x
i thought taylor was hwot and fexy and did a reallllly good jod. i think kristen did better not great though i do not like robert pattersion and i dont think i spelled his name right. i felt bad for jacob near the end. it was worth the wait and wayyyyyy more. i really liked the wolves when eva they were on screan and i really luved ur review.
10:15 - 10:45 THE BEST PART OF YOUR REVIEW. I was dying laughing. And dont worry about you talking about sparkling, my 40 something year old aunt starts talking about how hot Robert Pattison is,I leave the room, anyway she will literally talk about him sparkling for hours. I personally dislike Kristan Steward as an actor, I really wished they never cast her in the first place, maybe she will do well in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight Was Batter Then New Moon...Eclipse Was The Best Tho But New Moon Was The Worse......Oh And Edward Cullen Is Way Batter Jacob And Robert Pattinson Is A Way Batter Acter Then Taylor Lautner No Homo Haha XD
he did a good job? give me a break!! who the hell u think you are to talk about Cris like that? what a moron!! u look like a mix of Indian with a corndog monkey!!
trailer is better than the movie! by the way ,,,movie really sucks....the only good thing in that shit is ALICE! she´s hot,ready for some huge cocks and her mouth is really mouth watering!! she rocks....as for the EMO GAY VAMPIRE who can´t even fuck ..well..what i can say .......HOPELESS
After watching Twilight and New Moon before the Eclipse premiere I always thought that New Moon was better than Twilight, but at the premiere I have to say I enjoy Twilight alot more than New Moon...but of course Eclipse smashes both of them lol
Your review helped me a lot! Thanx:)
Mariep0z 2 weeks ago
hey Bella I got a present for you!!! OMG! 13 minutes of your chattering :) and whatever you said here about the movie was just EXACTLY what I thought about it, just I mean every single word!!! I'm so excited I found your channel (and you :)))
CharlieRadosna 2 weeks ago
IF YOU CAN LEARN TO DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN LEARN TO DODGE A BALL!!! xD
ipwntyouinWoW 3 weeks ago
OMG I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID!!
ritzadee 3 months ago 3
I watch this all the time because it is so freakin funny! I watched this review right when it was put up a couple of years ago... and I am still watching it today :)
afizzlefish123456789 5 months ago
My favorite of the 3 movie's so far is eclipse bc of the tent scene!! <3
Tstripe1234 5 months ago
watch from 10:08 LOL
Tstripe1234 5 months ago
New Moon rocks! Twilight sucks!
thepolishpen 5 months ago
I believe they could of put a little more effort into the back ground of the characters.
Claimthestorm 5 months ago
i so agree with you about the lack of chemistry
88Moviemaniac 5 months ago
Gay fucks
JesseJohn420 6 months ago
I laughed MY ASS OFF at 08:49 :P i'm not even into the information about new moon, ive watched this about 50 times just because eric is SO hilarious!
starcrossedloverss 6 months ago
wow.
iluvballet23 6 months ago
U ARE GAY
savage2833 6 months ago
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TwiVampFan 6 months ago
you have a beard AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HksxC0114TR41 6 months ago
Jacob is a DIVA!!!!
RangerSparky73 6 months ago
dxwwe
MadaraUchiha1408 6 months ago
dx
MadaraUchiha1408 6 months ago
glup si
MrDejan1291 6 months ago
I've watched this review like 20 times and I'm not even into Twilight anymore, you're just really entertaining haha :)
SomethingInTheWay95 7 months ago
I need to remake new moon, focus more on jacob, more forest, more queiliuts, more warewolves, specially re-do scenes, such as movie theater scene, bedroom scene with jacob, breaking up scene with jacob, definetely the jumping off cliff scene!!!! the medows scene with jacob, and add the killings of the hikers, and stick to book for the kitchen scene where they almost kiss, motorcicle scene, intro of jacob, that's all.
cuzcatlan36 7 months ago
I want my ringtone to be "Who the hell throws a piece of pizza at somebody?!"
behindthesky15 7 months ago
I liked when they went into the movies and You hear "If you don't shut the hell up I'll blow your freakin head off!!"
Jfigvids 7 months ago
Team Emmet! (if thats how you spell his name)
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makemoney140 7 months ago
Wiener dogs in outer space
WienerDogsOuterSpace 7 months ago
I hate Jacob fuck him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teamm Edwardd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
thid u read the books Edward and bella are staying toghether!!!!!!!!!!!! crazyyyyyyy hehehehehehehehe
ShakiraJB1 8 months ago
"quite an improvement"? I fell asleep in New Moon!
miekka968 8 months ago
I really love your Twilight reviews! Awesome! I totally agree with you. And when me and my sis saw the scene outside at the car on Bella's birthday we had a laugh. What's with the eyebrow raising? I'm not a Stewart fan I guess.
lmbgemini 8 months ago
LOL THE END! "uh... awkward.."
StarzzColiideeexD 8 months ago
Wow, don't pause it at 2:37..
ExcELLENt1208 8 months ago
Eric, you are gay
aljen181 8 months ago
"He came out of a rave" Hahaha i lol'd!
PowerRanger310 9 months ago
may i just say i love love love your ranting about the throwing of the wrench and the pizza :)
but i agree with you. that was weird. i just love how upset you seemed about it!
LaAuren13 9 months ago
they did talk in italy in the book just read pages 452-494
mrknowless 10 months ago 5
I HATE ADVERTISMENTS! UGH!
CuteArielXOX 10 months ago
like your vids!
nannacat3 10 months ago
team jacob all the way. i am a wolf-boy to the end!!!
ShadeEarthhaven 11 months ago
Thumbs up for Team Jacob!!
o0Megii0o 11 months ago
boo
AudrinaRox 11 months ago
from what i've seen- both kirsten stewart and robert patterson have almost no talent:( so together that can't be good.....
yakkingblonde 11 months ago
I love vampires I have since i was a kid but these are not vampires...if you dont agree you have not read the old vampire legends or watched any of the old movies ,Twilight is achually about fairies (not being mean they just follow the fairy myths of the fairys more then vampires) But I have to give you a thumbs up for trying!
XDJessX3 11 months ago
i never read the book and i like it
alpha2clan 1 year ago
come mierda fucking fag fuck u bitchhhh mother fucker son of the bitch
revolucion251 1 year ago
i agree with everything u just said! and yeah they were just really quiet until they got back to forks. and she was just like staring at him the whole time because she figured he was just gonna leave her again when she got home.
GH2732 1 year ago
♥♥♥Hi to all Twilight Fans♥♥♥ I heav a video in my favorits from ROBERT PATINSON with Tom Cruise. YOU MAST SEE IT!!! VERY FUNNY!!! ☺☺☺
hechtimus 1 year ago
can we all say that TWILIGHT F***ING SUCKED A***!!!!!
MRSpari2 1 year ago
ur gay what guy likes newmoon...... homo
ToBusyTrollin 1 year ago
go jacob
punkinbug2008 1 year ago
And that is PRETTY MUCH IT.
HunterAvakianFilms 1 year ago
This movie sure makes werewolves seem like hideous creatures, doesn't it. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE A BUNCH OF OVERGROWN HUSKIES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY NEED TO GO ON A DIET?
Serdikhan 1 year ago
VAGINIA QUEEF EVERYWARE TITTIES SHIIT NIPPLE PUUSSY DICK SPERM, IN D VAGINIA
foxnpox 1 year ago
@foxnpox are u like 11?
316SAS 1 year ago
@316SAS My brother had wrote that and yes indeed he is 11. Turning 12 February 12th. Sorry..
foxnpox 1 year ago
... He likes the books. He likes the movies. I am glad I didn't respect this man before I watched this video. Otherwise, saying that he was an idiot might have been painful.
Truly, I have lost all my faith in humanity.
LookieHippie 1 year ago
I love the movies but the books are horrible! Stephenie Meyer cannot write. She used words such as handsomist, and funner. Those words are not in the dictionary. It doesn't have any literary significance either, all around it wasn't written well a all.
RPSHammond 1 year ago
Robert pattison did great except for the volturi part he was just hairy and ashy all over
woaini5729 1 year ago
First video I ever saw of Eric Striffler!! :D
BeccaMartinez15 1 year ago
i watched your hole gay video for no reason no self comedy
7420cowgirl 1 year ago
@7420cowgirl ITS A REVIEW DUMB A--
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Miturs 1 year ago
FUCKING BASTARD WHERE IS THE VIDEO I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD BASTARD
laperdonas20 1 year ago
Great review, agree with everything!
Paws4Pictures 1 year ago
you suck ass
lol
mparkee99 1 year ago
@mparkee99 It's a review. Or an opinion.
lol
What a dumb nutt
RD4EVER100 1 year ago
New moon was a lot better than twilight :]
jadeyladyrocks 1 year ago 51
@jadeyladyrocks eclipse is well betta than those 2 :P
NotTellinX 1 year ago
@NotTellinX eclipse sucked :/ new moon and twilight is just as good i think :)
lollopisemis 1 year ago
@jadeyladyrocks Eclipse was way better than New Moon!
Guitarchick316 1 year ago
@jadeyladyrocks ;)
jackocooper1 11 months ago
@jackocooper1 LOL Jack? wth xD
jadeyladyrocks 11 months ago
"quite an improvement over twilight" well that's setting the bar really low...
Pogiforce 1 year ago
i have the new moon book i"ll look
superfanofdasiy369 1 year ago
You read the book also ? Erick - youre little bitch and homo !
ottobambussskudra 1 year ago
are u a werepire?
mexpride6592 1 year ago
WHAT?! I have seen the movie, and really... I didn't like it at all... I found it way too romantic that it became very ridicule... The worst part was Edward's proposal in the end of the book... I laughed so much...
Otherwise, good acting for everyone except Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, unfortunately... They absolutely don't look like they are in love.
I like your movie reviews, anyway. Keep going ;)
Lilly2507 1 year ago
@Lilly2507 edwrad did not proposal but in the book of new moon jacob mad bella mad at him!
superfanofdasiy369 1 year ago
everything you said is true
TheDanigirl514 1 year ago
I AGREE WITH YOU. EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS SOOOOOOOO RIGHT!
You should get ur own show or something! 0-0
FoxyValerie 1 year ago
OH MY GOD i agree with you so so much.. everyones so in love with edward from the books (which i was too btw) that they dont even care how good of a job taylor lautner did acting-wise in this movie. he was so good!
heythisislauren 1 year ago
he is the only person who thinks rob and kristen has no chemistry...
26361568 1 year ago
People don't throw pizza! They don't throw wrenches! It was stupid!
Hahaha! That made me laugh so hard! XD
gibbsisawesome 1 year ago 32
@gibbsisawesome oh my god me too hahaha
heythisislauren 1 year ago
I'm a thumb down
sk8erhenning 1 year ago
this guy doesnt know what he is talking about!
HorizonHawkGirl 1 year ago
This video is bull. Edward was better than Jacob all the way! Plus, if you played Bella or Edward you'd do nothing like them. They are "Proffesionals".
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In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
1998MOJO 1 year ago
OMG you again!!!!!!!!!!!
kenneth0926 1 year ago
@Jakemz51 - aha, definately! have you noticed how deep her voice is? especially at the beginnings when you can't actually see her, it just makes me sad.
ninjapockets 1 year ago
He's not gay JUST because he likes twilight! Maybe he is, maybe he isnt! ITS NONE OF OUR BUISNESS! HIs personal life is called PERSONAL for a reason!
Cupichino215 1 year ago
I read the books and they were good, and without all the Team Edward/Jacob stuff (even though I am partial to Team Jacob) I think Edward is rather creepy.. watching her sleep and stuff. I think Bella is a total bitch, and I don't really care for her much in real life either XD. I think Taylor is a great actor, and if the movie was just a warewolf/vampire battle then I'd be really into it. I'm not sure if that many people actually care about Bella.. I definately don't.
ninjapockets 1 year ago
I read Twilight and Eclipes...not New Moon but I loved the movie!
Twillo24 1 year ago
Robert Pattinson is the 2nd worst actor I've ever EVER seen, after Daniel Radcliff. Kristen Stewhatever is in the top ten of my Worst Actor List. Taylor is smokin' hot and he's a good actor, so thumbs up for him. But otherwise, they really should have left the Twilight Saga as books. I saw "Twilight"... one of the worst movies I have EVER seen.
Brunetta6 1 year ago
you look like abe lincon :D need mole! (sorry if i spelt it wrong)
uknowdeath 1 year ago
Why do you always disable comments after a few weeks?
Also, why does everyone think Edward is hot, hes practically a stalker.
Team Mike.
LEEEEROYJENKINZ 1 year ago
@LEEEEROYJENKINZ dude, I totally agree with you, but I have to say, ur username is so frickin funny!
Gamerscanbgurls4 1 year ago
I read the book. It was really good I'm almost done. i cant wait to see the movie. I hope someone will post it on you tube that would be awesome!!!
awsomeshow620 1 year ago
Haha, you really pay attention. I kind of just watch movies like "Duhhh" most of the time.
But I remember when my friends and me saw New Moon, when Bella got the papercut, the audience groaned. That made it pretty cool. The papercut on its own was an "Oh, crap" moment, but the people watching the movie helped the severity of the situation come out even more.
I don't remember Bella throwing pizza into nowhere...but I hope I laughed.
Serasia 1 year ago
you are so hilarious. "Hey Bella I got a present for you" so freakin' funny.
They do talk in Italy by the way because in the book they have to wait til dusk to leave the Volturi's place. They are sitting down somewhere and I think they talk a little bit but not much but I don't think they kiss much,
Jacob is sooo hot.
New Moon is actually the whole reason I got into Twilight Saga in the first place as I loved the movie and it made me a fan then reading the books has made me a real Twihard!
megsbrill 1 year ago
I thought the kissing was ok, although at some points it seemed like they were in pain rather than enjoying it. I understand from the books that they're all restrained but dont want to be ect ect but seiously i think they could have done that better. (I think it's the scene from New Moon at least, where they ares tsanding by the truck. I think after Jasper tried to attack Bella.)
x
megsbrill 1 year ago
Also check out the spoonyone's reviews of the twilight "saga."
marrotun 1 year ago
A romance between a 100 year old "vampire" who always looks like he's constipated, and a sociopath, manipulative 16 year old. With a stalker "werewolf" rapist. Comedic GOLD!
marrotun 1 year ago
You know maybe you should see 'The Room' and have a fun with it. But you're okay but I love TWILIGHT! Hi dogee! See "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau and let us know what is your take on it!
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1 day ago must read this. once you have started there is not turning back. a little girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 min. the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well better start to copy to be saved
malomoni 1 year ago
Your observations and thoughts about this film is just same as mine!! You told it so well!! Good job! =)
livingfaith17 1 year ago
"Bella iv got a present for you" Lol soooo funny
carter061 1 year ago
"Uh yeah! give it to me!!" LMAOOO
pajamagirl123 1 year ago
your gay
tiffg18 1 year ago
ya wow dude, you said high quality preview of the movie...blew that out when I pressed the button off to the right and saw ya again...come on...are you still talking?
lit421 1 year ago
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lit421 1 year ago
It sucked, and the climax was a fucking baseball game. What a fucking pile of turd.
MagnusRulerHardt 1 year ago
omg put a picture
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DYE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS.THIS REALLY WO
InLoveAndLoveIt 1 year ago
Are you gay by any chance
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TheLizzardOh 1 year ago
dude your a real observer
crazylion127 1 year ago
I hate how she NEVER cried, it's a SAD movie. i had the subtitles on and when Edward is in her room *post Volterra* at one point the screen said * Sobbing* and all she is doing is breathing supper hard, that not crying
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turningtechnology 1 year ago
i dont read the book but i love the movie
kastytuxx1 1 year ago
Go to the gym... stop watching gay movies... shave...
retardno002 1 year ago
the movie added and took some things out so the book was better thats what i thought
loveforall5seconds 1 year ago
hahaha it takes a real man to admit to liking twilight hahahahahahahaha
no, but really, I hated the first movie (thought it was very preteen dreamy), so I didn't see New Moon, and it sounds like you didn't like it tooooo much (although your reaction to the trailer was hilarious). I find Kirsten Stewart to be AWFUL, but I looooove Taylor Lautner.
clawrence92 1 year ago
I'm gonna be honest. New Moon, the movie, was pretty good; but the damn trailer gave it away, EVERYTHING. It revealed Jacob's werewolf status, about the Volturi, about Edward being suicidal after thinking he lost Bella. The only thing it didn't give away [Spoiler warning to those who haven't read or seen the movie] is Edward asking Bella to marry him; which kinda sucked..
xcummyxmuffinsx 1 year ago
@xcummyxmuffinsx did you really need new moon to reveal that jacob was a werewolf? did the slightly sharpened teeth not give that away?
ThatInternationalGuy 1 year ago
@xcummyxmuffinsx Well that's true. But to be honest, the book sold so many copies, the people who edited the trailer made the mistake of assuming pretty much everyone knew what was going to happen anyway, so they left no secrets. I agree, they could have kept some type of secret.
zacandashleys1fan 1 year ago
the books r soooooooo gud.the movie is gud aswel.but tha book gives ALOT more details:-)
stargurlify 1 year ago
thumbs up if u think jacob is better than edward
TheJetprime12345 1 year ago 68
@TheJetprime12345 comon people,you dont care about the story
mrbloodshugar 1 year ago
@TheJetprime12345 Jacob is WAY better than edward :3
rubberduckyluver1 1 year ago
@TheJetprime12345 only because of all the sh*t Bellah puts him through :P
HeinrichKonig 1 year ago
@HeinrichKonig I kno rite everyone says jacob is so bad but it's only cuz Bella is a heartless slut who plays around with ppls hearts and edwards not so good either he's a controlling stalker I honestly don't get why girls like him that's not romantic and at least jake is loyal and lets her have fun, friends and family
BedazzledCupcakes 1 year ago
@TheJetprime12345 i think so
nychelle2002 1 year ago
@TheJetprime12345 Only because of all the shit Bellah put him through in New Moon & Eclipse :P
HeinrichKonig 1 year ago
I might sound stupid, but Kristen Stewart plays Bella right?
taranrollercoaster 1 year ago
i love new moon! but it was rather boring...but i do love TWILIGHT!! :) but new moon wasnt my fave xxx but thats probs coz edward wasnt there for half of it! :/ x
bvmichaeljackson 1 year ago
@bvmichaeljackson i absolutely agree with you, i love new moon, but it was kind of boring, i love Twilight tons bettter than new moon
dadsbestchild 1 year ago
@dadsbestchild yh its defo better :) x
bvmichaeljackson 1 year ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP NEW MOON IS AWSOME
ELLIE4ful 1 year ago
Charlie St. Cloud ? (:
TiffyissoSpiffy 1 year ago
Bah, Charlie seemed a bit dry to me. I really thought Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen was great.
AdamAus85 1 year ago
any thing that has to do with sparkley vampires' stephinie meyer or girls with the brian size of a peanut is gaaaaaayyyyy
dchowderr 1 year ago
Go to cracked.com and check out the New Moon article...or all of the Twlight articles. Really fuuny.
VonAwesome 1 year ago
Yessss! We are on the same page! :)
muffinodiefryfry 1 year ago
lol Your really funny, I like when you were making fun of Alice giving Bella her present
jagbay2001 1 year ago
is jacob hot to u
kittyvaldez1997 1 year ago
i thought taylor was hwot and fexy and did a reallllly good jod. i think kristen did better not great though i do not like robert pattersion and i dont think i spelled his name right. i felt bad for jacob near the end. it was worth the wait and wayyyyyy more. i really liked the wolves when eva they were on screan and i really luved ur review.
r u gonna do one for eclipes to??????
twilightsblondiegirl 1 year ago
Oh yeah, during the commentary the director said the steam coming off of Jacob was real- the fake rain was just that cold ^_^
claire0rockz 1 year ago
I think it's definitely believable to put Rob second in the credits. He is, after all, who Bella revolves around
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redeating 1 year ago
10:15 - 10:45 THE BEST PART OF YOUR REVIEW. I was dying laughing. And dont worry about you talking about sparkling, my 40 something year old aunt starts talking about how hot Robert Pattison is,I leave the room, anyway she will literally talk about him sparkling for hours. I personally dislike Kristan Steward as an actor, I really wished they never cast her in the first place, maybe she will do well in Breaking Dawn.
kibouguthier42 1 year ago
LOL I don't think it would be hard to love Taylor :P
1999blackstallion 1 year ago
stfu noob
Stenersen 1 year ago
Twilight Was Batter Then New Moon...Eclipse Was The Best Tho But New Moon Was The Worse......Oh And Edward Cullen Is Way Batter Jacob And Robert Pattinson Is A Way Batter Acter Then Taylor Lautner No Homo Haha XD
Lucas7Suncin 1 year ago
i really dislike kristin stewart portraying bella. she is so dull and flat all the time, why doesn't she put more feelings into her acting?!
angelprincess12345 1 year ago 2
@lowujuwolfquest You shouldn't be talking . Check your grammar. You sound like a cave man .
TiffyissoSpiffy 1 year ago
at least twilight has a freakin plot
caroline12ist 1 year ago
to je strašnej .............toy
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mikemk92 1 year ago
he did a good job? give me a break!! who the hell u think you are to talk about Cris like that? what a moron!! u look like a mix of Indian with a corndog monkey!!
renatoavatarian 1 year ago
trailer is better than the movie! by the way ,,,movie really sucks....the only good thing in that shit is ALICE! she´s hot,ready for some huge cocks and her mouth is really mouth watering!! she rocks....as for the EMO GAY VAMPIRE who can´t even fuck ..well..what i can say .......HOPELESS
renatoavatarian 1 year ago
"...because he's hot obviously." Woah there Erick!
FlowUrbanFlow 1 year ago
when edward asked bella to marry him, that almost made me cry
iwillshoutuout 1 year ago
After watching Twilight and New Moon before the Eclipse premiere I always thought that New Moon was better than Twilight, but at the premiere I have to say I enjoy Twilight alot more than New Moon...but of course Eclipse smashes both of them lol
dadsbestchild 1 year ago
Ez szar!
hector2823 1 year ago
you read Twilight AND love Saw?
are you the perfect man or WHAT? 8D
marinlabyrinth 1 year ago
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ukieguyroman 1 year ago
fuck you
freddychololoco 1 year ago
New Moon was the best and really sad and they pick the right muisk for the move to Two steps from hell Best musick iv heard
asiangirlwithdimples 1 year ago
8:50 .. best partt :)
xoxoalbinxoxo99 1 year ago
I love the twilight series and new moon is my favourite :D xD
4EVA6TOGETHER 1 year ago
Personally I think that vampire should have a sexy human side but a monsterous tranformation like Helsing.
UltraAnimaniac101 1 year ago
wolves=no thumbs
lol
theSRZZcrew 1 year ago
All of you are officially honestly fucktards. period.
read an actual book for once, and stop wasting money on shit movies like twilight.
Idiots.
shougoh 1 year ago
@shougoh hater
theSRZZcrew 1 year ago
@theSRZZcrew fucktard who needs to get back in the kitchen
shougoh 1 year ago
WHO THROWS A SLICE OF PIZZA AT SOMEBODY?? haha that made my fricken day
WhySoSerious998 1 year ago
New moon sucked and I love twilight ;)
Eclispe was amazing but New moon....rubbish
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MaxanGlennfunnyguyz 1 year ago
"Hey Bella! C'Mere! I gotta gift for you! Here!!" "Don't EVER throw a wrench! Don't ever throw a wrench. You're gonna kill somebody. Nobody throws pizza. Nobody throws wrenches." Haha Hilarious
chalise09 1 year ago