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  • ME ENCANTO BUENISIMO EL COMERCIAL!!

  • if the arabs laid down their weapons, there would be no more fighting. if the Israelis laid down theirs, there would be no more Israel. Long Live Israel!!

  • @gunni308 Stop saying that stupid bullshit. its more complicated than that

  • LOL:) good one:)

  • That woman looks like a transexual.

  • I am not a suicide bomber type, nor a terrorist, but I gotta say this woman is ugly!!!!

  • What's Keta-Keta?

  • @warman1944 Haha good question... I don't even know myself.

  • @Morderkaj Well thanks for replying anyway. So are you Israeli?

  • @warman1944 No, I'm Danish. Just found this video somewhere four years ago and put it on here because I thought it was funny :)

  • @Morderkaj I think it's the name of a tourism ad agency or something. No clue what the words keta keta mean, though

  • @warman1944 Okay, so I looked into it, and apparently Keta-Keta is "just" a viral video company. So I guess it's some sort of government funded anti terror campaign? Or maybe just privately funded.

  • @Morderkaj Alright thanks!

  • @Morderkaj go to ketaketa(dot)com and read the about us :D

    one of the definitions of "keta" in hebrew is a segment or a thing (slang) actually a "funny thing" the doubling of the word means "really funny thing".

    and I dont think its government funded judging by the content of the video .

    hope I helped :]

  • @vasya88 Thank you for that response, it totally makes sense, hehe. And yeah, you may very well have a point about it not being funded by the government because of the contetn, but then again, I have seen some pretty far out public service ads in my time, haha ;)

  • Ohhh I UNDERSTAND!!! :D

  • que comédia este video foi muito engraçado pra caramba, gostei demais.

  • OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!!! JUST ENJOY THE COMMERCIAL AND STOP SHITTING ALL OVER YOUTUBE WITH YOUR RACIST COMMENTS!!!! Every video that has Israel in it has to be pooped on with some anti - israeli comments. Shame on you.

  • wonderful :)

  • No way US TV would allow 0:37! lol.

  • what a nice boy wow wow

  • what a nice boyyyyyy

  • Muslims and Jews Used to Live Together, And They will as soon these Stupid new goverments stop fighting !!!

    Greetings from a Moroccan Jewish dude in Ashdod :D

  • Well said. Ages ago, muslims, jews, christians and even atheists like me lived together in harmony or at least uneasy peace in Jerusalem. Then these wanker fanatics on all sides spoiled it all.

    But thank you to the poster of this vid. World needs laughter like this to get over the anger.

    Peace.

  • You're welcome. And I agree with you. :)

  • Even mortal enemies on the state or ideology level can become best friends on personal level when they are separated from the madness that has driven them to war. As I am a Finn, I would like to use a Finnish-Russian movie Kukushka (kuckoo) as an example, It is available here on YT if you search for it. Can't link directly as you know.

    It is not the people as individuals. It is the mass hysteria and outright lies they are fed. And individuals must overcome it and think for themselves.

  • @Joonavainio "The yellow badge (or yellow patch)",

    was first introduced in ISLAMIC countries

    to subrogate jews,christians and bahai

    from the local ISLAMIC population long before the NAZIS!

    60% of the jews in israel ("mizrahi jews")

    are refugees from ISLAMIC countries!

    the first documented massacre in the holy land

    is the Hebron massacre 1929.

    google "Jewish exodus from Arab lands" "yellow badge" "plunder of Safed 1834" "Farhud" "Dhimmi" "Tiberias massacre"

  • @Joonavainio 100%

  • Yeah i also believing this...

    Jews and Arabs can be very good friends!!!

    there was 2 weeks ago a report about wounded Israeli boy and wounded Palestinian girl that they met in hospital in Israel and became best friends.

    greeting from Marrocan Jew from Be'er Sheva :)

  • Correct! Both don't eat pork. lol. Peace.

  • @Jessekadiri Hopefully there will be peace some day.

  • emm not too sure about this one

  • Millions, huh?

    Dumbass.

  • yeah, but as you know, our media is all owned by evil filthy greedy power hungry jews, so we don't get the "true" story... right now there is a massacre going on, we are just being fooled by their American collaborators. And the situation in Darfur is the work of jews also, of course. No muslim has ever laid a hand on another muslim. They are all defenseless victims of the evil jew. I mean come on, this is basic knowledge! Right?

  • haha a leader in Darfur actually said that! it's so funny how easily "zionist" "jewish conspiracy!" is perpetrated and exploited to deflect attention and responsibility for what goes on in the Arab world.

  • @Morderkaj its common knowledge for the common fool..

    jews hold a disproportional amount of high up positions in almost every intellectual field, yet Israel gets some of the worst media in the world. I am very critical of Israel but the media has a clear bias against it. Jews likely COULD collaborate and twist the media in their favour, but it is clear that this is NOT what is going on.

    as a side note: its not fair to call jews "greedy [and] power hungry" just because of their success..

  • Nezaromar, as stupid as I may sound saying this, don't get the wrong impression of my intelligence. You are worthless, like an ant. Go prey to your fucking god then go kill yourself - you will do everyone a favor. Your people need to straighten up and stop terrorizing Israel. They are superior to you ANTS. Terrorists disguised as civilians ARE NOT innocent "poor" Palestinians. Personally, if I was government in Israel - I'd nuke you all to shit. Fucking parasites. Nothing personal, thanks.

  • lol. Killing millions of palestinians? What a joke! Stealing land??? You lost the land in a war you started! Play nice with us and maybe you can get some of it back. Attack us, get a bomb right up your ass!

  • @ADR10723 "Play nice with us and maybe you can get some of it back. Attack us, get a bomb right up your ass!" lol motto pwnage

  • @ADR10723 EXACTLY!!!! THANK YOU!!!

  • hehe, i think you dont know nothing in this land. ofcourse you dont know!!!!! they'ved suicided in the bus. they always start!! if you dont know shut the fuck up

  • HOLy MAtzo BALLS That was Funny!!!!

  • cute commercial

  • ppl relax....

  • Israel is a democratically elected state in the midst of autocracies (Libya, Egypt) and virulent theocracies (Saudi Arabia, Iran) that contains a significant Muslim population (Shia, Sunni, Druze, Bedouin) who proudly serve in the Israeli Defense Force. Unlike in Islamic theocratic states they are free to practice their religion and are not Dhimmi's who are supplicant to the majority. The only reason Muslims hate Israel is not due to the plight of the Palestinians but fervent antisemitism.

  • So God is on Israel's side because Israel is stronger than Palestinians.

    Was God also on Hitler's side when he was stronger than all the Jews in Germany?

  • It makes me sick to my stomach to know how many innocent children Israel killed during cast Lead, and through our its history.

    Not 1 terrorist organization can be compared to the casualties made by Israel since the creations of its state! Shame!

    Stop your killings and stop your lies!

  • You want common trates :

    Nazis did Ethnic cleansing so is Israel. Nazis did collectiv punishements so does israel, Nazis put the jews in locked ghettos, so does Israel by putting palestinian cities under blocade not letting people freely go in or out.

    Nazi created an apharteid s does Israel with its israeli resrved setlments and israeli reserved roads in palestine. The Nazis deprived the ghetto inhabitants of food and essential supplies. So does Israel in gaza. etc, etc..

  • Maybe Israel should stop illegaly occupying palestinian land, building illegal settlements, stop the ethnic cleansing of palestine, and maybe you'll have peace.

    For now it seems Israel dont want peace, they want more suicide bombers so they can have an excuse to kill thousands of other palestinians.

    BTW, this ad is really bad taste for all those who have lost their lives in this conflict. It may be a joke for you israelis, but not for the thousands of palestinians who have lost evrything.

  • get alive

  • grow a conscience and stop defending the massacer of over 1330 people

  • I said get alive dumbass

  • I said grow a conscience and stop defending the massacre of over 1330 people, bitch

  • And I say:

    kiss my butt, may this help you getting alive.

    כי לא נולד הבן זונה שיעצור את ישראל

    שלום

    For you:

    shalom, and get alive

  • and I say:

    Israel is a terrorist state illegally occupying another land and killing and bombing hundreds of woman and childredn in the worst massacre of this decade.

    We can go all night like this, but the fact is : the world hates you, and I were an Israeli i would be ashamed.

    Thats why you should protest your gvt because what you are doing is wrong and criminal.

    Your israeli name is tarnished forever unless you stand up against your zionist, facist regime

  • L

    O

    L

    you guy will never understand how proud I am.

    Goodbye, racist norwegian

  • well good for you, because when you'll go abroad, you won't get any respect if you say you're from Israel, believe me.

    Btw, you seem to be the racist, i just denonce nazis like you

  • I don't know how old you are, but one day you should learn that only because you don't understand sth or somebody, it doesn't justify that you behave so offensive or spread hate.

    this hatred won't help you.

    oh, and if you don't know the meaning of the word "racist", just google it up, do sth man, its ridiculous what you're typing right here.

  • Well i know how old you are, and soon you'll learn to not believe all the bullshit around us (religion, political propaganda lies etc..)

    The fact is most israelies think its OK to mass murder 1330 palestinians because they are arabs , mostly because of a huge propaganda machine IDF is responsible of.

    We, in the rest of the world can't understand why you support these atrocities. its not going to bring peace, and it just is going to result in more killings.

    BTW the killers are the haters : you

  • L

    O

    L

    get alive

  • For your information, its called "get a life" not get alive, you moron

  • you're right, sry.

    so:

    get a life.

    Bye,

    dumbass

  • No problem dipshit,

    good bye, looser

  • You're right, the world hates us. But we're alive.

    Sixty five years ago, we were thrown in the ovens... And the world loved us.

    Let them hate us.

  • You could also be alive without the world hating you...

    You know, by not doing to the palestinians what the nazis did to you...

    just a thought....

  • Actually, no.

    Sure, we could stay alive, and at the same time not do the the "Palestinians" what the Nazis did to us. In fact, that's the current situation.

    But we will never be able to avoid the accusation (case in point: you), unless we lay down and die.

  • well, tell me why does Israel build thousands of illegal Israeli settlements on UN mandated paletinian land, taking over 70 % of the westbank and basically wiping palestine of the face of the earth by taking more and more of their land for each year? (and if they dare to resist this illegal invasion, israel massacres them)

    Is that a peacefull thing to do?

  • (Part 1 of 4)

    We'll get to the Israel-"Palestinian" aspect of this in a moment. But first...

    As a grandchild of holocaust survivors, I'm offended that you equate the attempt to murder every living breathing Jew on this Earth with your allegations of stealing land. This is what makes Israel Nazis? Because - you claim - they stole land??? The "Palestinians" are not herded into gas chambers. Their bodies are not turned into lampshades and soap and car seat stuffing.

  • (Part 2 of 4)

    Now, back to your question on the settlements...

    Israel built (not nearly enough) Jewish settlements, because the land belongs to the Jews. The fact that the UN sees this as illegal, or that the UN mandated it as "Palestinian" land is inconsequential.

    The UN can have a say on what to do with a plot of land on 1st Ave and 42nd St. in NY. That's the land they own. The land you're talking about does not belong to the UN.

  • (Part 3 of 4)

    Taking land does not constitute wiping anyone off the face of the Earth. If Israel was committing genocide against the "Palestinians," one would have to wonder why none of them are trying to escape Israel. In fact so many of them go to such great lengths to sneak INTO Israel, looking for work. We would also have to marvel at how after 62 years of genocide, the "Palestinians" have not yet been wiped out? In fact, their population of has grown exponentially.

  • (Part 4 of 4)

    And those who resist our settlement of OUR land do so by killing our children. When that happens, they get (or at least should get) killed.

    Is that peaceful? Maybe, maybe not, we can discuss that later. But you said it's the equivalent of what the Nazis did to us. That makes you either a moron, or a liar.

  • we are talking about an Ethnic cleansing here.

    As to palestine : Israel signed UN resolution 242 and agreed, to leave west bank and gaza to palestinians: it is UN mandated land agrred upon by israel.

    What do israel do : build thousands of setllements there, israeli resrved roads, tear down palestinian houses to replace it with jewish setlments, and basically lock the palestinians in cities, where the have to go trough hundreds of checkpoints just to move around in their own country.

  • (Part 1 of 2)

    We are talking about changing the subject here. A common debating tactic among Arabs and supporters of their cause.

    We'll get to Res. 242 later. First let's get back to your asinine claim that we're doing to the "Palestinians" what the Nazis did to us.

    Did we herd them into death camps?

    Did we make laws making it illegal to allow a "Palestinian" to live?

    Did we put into motion a plan, which would bring about the death of every "Palestinian" on the face of this Earth?

  • (Part 2 of 2)

    Are the "Palestinians looking to escape our clutches, or are they clamoring to get into the areas under our control?

    Has the population of "Palestinians" gone up or down in the areas controlled by Israel?

    Once we establish where we stand on this dimwitted accusation, we can move on to Res. 242, and the settlements, whatever you want.

  • succ, the world doesnt hate you. im on your side 100% but both you and the palestinians need to give the shit up. God didnt give anyone land. share the damn land. the americans stole 65% of my ancestral land of mexico and im not going around trying to get it back by killing people. it wont work that way. your stubbornness is just adding fuel to the fire and yall will be fighting for another 2000 years. let it go.

  • (Part 1 of 4)

    clay:

    I appreciate the sentiment. Indeed, not everyone hates us, but you're in the minority. There are many who love us when we're going up the chimneys, and hate us when we survive. To those, I say let them hate us.

    We can't give the shit up, for two reasons:

    1. They'll try to kill us as long as we exist.

    2. If someone lay claim to your house, I suspect you wouldn't share it with him either.

  • (Part 2 of 4)

    I beg to differ with your premise. G-d did give us the land. It's in the Bible. And if you refuse to believe it, you can at least look at the historical record. That too leaves not doubt, the land is ours.

    I don't know what started the war in which the US took the South West from Mexico. But the Mexicans lost that war, and for better or for worse, they accepted it. Likewise, the Arabs lost several wars that they started. That gives us all the more right to the land.

  • (Part 3 of 4)

    Our stubbornness does not add fuel to the fire. It keeps us alive. This fire is fueled exclusively by insane "peace" deals. Things were never this bad before Oslo. And it kept getting even worse with each successive "peace" agreement. Oslo, Oslo II, the Hevron deal, Wye, Sharm El Sheik, etc. Every time Israel signs a peace deal, Jews die, and Israel gets closer to the brink. This "peace" is very over rated. In fact, if this is peace, I'd rather fight for the next 2000 years.

  • (Part 4 of 4)

    Sorry, I can't let it go. I didn't cry and pray and yearn for two thousand years to come back to my home, only to share it with the latest in the long chain of crooks who stole it.

  • (part 4)

    dont get me wrong, i do believe in the sovereignty of israel but to continue this gangster mentality of it is mine i was here first because the bible said so is not going to work. the bible was not written by God but by man. men who were hebrews and jews. men who lived centuries after Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and everyone else mentioned in the Bible. If i lived 2000 years ago and wrote "and God said everything belongs to clay" did God say it or did I say it? i did...

  • sorry if i offended you or anyone else. i just realized you edited out the o in God... im unsure why but there must be a reason.

  • (Part 1 of 15)

    Re PSA 145:9 - I'm not sure what your point is. Of course G-d is good to all, to the extent they deserve. Look a little further down in the very same Psalm (145:20): "G-d guards over all those who love Him, AND ALL THE WICKED, HE WILL DESTROY." (emphasis added)

    Re JER 13:14 - Yes, G-d is predicting the long Exile we were subjected to, because we abandoned Him. But He also tells us He would secretly grieve for us (13:17), and if we return to Him, He will redeem us (15:19-21).

  • (Part 2 of 15)

    He also tells us in the end we'll return to our land:

    JER 31:14-16: "So says the L-rd, 'A voice is heard on high, lamentation and bitter weeping. Rachel weeps for her children. She refuses to be consoled regarding her children, because they are gone.' So says the L-rd. 'Refrain your voice from weeping, and your eyes from tears, because your efforts shall be rewarded,' says the L-rd.

  • (Part 3 of 15)

    JER 31:14-16 (cont.): 'And they shall return from the land of the enemy. And there is hope for your future,' says the L-rd, 'and your children shall return to their borders.'"

    Yes, G-d promised the land of Canaan to Abraham & his offspring. Not just in the places you mentioned.

    Genesis 12:7, 13:14-17, 15:7, 15:18-21, 17:8, 17:17-21, 21:12, 26:3, 28:4, 28:13, 35:12 48:4, 50:24

    Exodus 3:8, 3:17, 6:4, 6:8, 12:25, 13:5, 13:11, 15:17, 20:11, 23:20-33, 32:13, 33:1, 34:10-12

  • (Part 4 of 15)

    Leviticus 14:34; 20:22-24, 23:10, 25:2, 25:18, 25:28

    Numbers 13:2, 14:31, 21:34-35, 27:12, 33:52-53

    It would take too long and too much space to cite all the places in Deuteronomy.

    I can't tell you anything about The New Testament. I don't read it, and I dont believe in it. But Abraham and his seed did receive the Promised Land. All of Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings I, Kings II, and Isaiah take place in the Promised Land.

  • (Part 5 of 15)

    As for why G-d hasn't punished the "Palestinians" for attempting to steal our land: Well, the story isn't over yet. But look at the pattern. Every nation and/or empire that tried to take the Promised Land from us disappeared into irrelevancy, or oblivion.

  • (Part 6 of 15)

    As for the "Palestinians," G-d will give us complete victory over them, when one of two things happens: A) We deserve it; that would mean we stop listening to the US and the UN, and concern ourselves only with His word; or B) The desecration of His name is so great (people asking "If your G-d is so powerful why hasn't He punished the 'Palestinians?'"), that G-d will give us victory for His own sake, though we might not deserve it.

  • (Part 7 of 15)

    The treaties I speak of began in 1993. The extreme Israeli Left came into office, and did what was unimaginable even to most leftists - they legitimized the granddaddy of all terrorists, Yasir Arafat (may his name be obliterated) and his terrorist group, the PLO. And on 9/13/93, they signed the Oslo accords, giving them control over what is now known as the "Palestinian controlled areas."

  • (Part 8 of 15)

    Not a day has gone by since, without a terror attack, or an attempted attack on Israel. And the Left's response has always been "we haven't given them enough." So they followed that with Oslo II, and so on. After each treaty, the Israelis came back to Israel claiming they have achieved peace, and the Arabs went back to their people claiming they have bitten off another piece of Israel.

  • (Part 9 of 15)

    They held candles, and swayed back and forth and sang John Lennon's "All we are saying is give peace a chance." Well, we gave peace a chance. And it led to disaster. Now all I am saying is give war a chance.

  • (Part 10 of 15)

    Yeah, I'm familiar with that myth about how Israel won those wars because of American weapons. Israel did not receive a single American bullet during the '48 '56 or '67 wars. In fact, in 1948 the US imposed a weapons embargo on Israel.

    In 1956, after Israel took the Sinai from Egypt, Eisenhower forced them to return it in exchange for a promise of American protection from Egyptian invasion. That promise was broken in 1967.

  • (Part 11 of 15)

    In 1967, the US tried to prevent Israel from taking the Golan, by giving the Egyptians intel on the Israeli armored positions in the Sinai.

    In 1973, Israel had arranged for the purchase weapons from the US, but the Egyptians and Syrians attacked before the weapons were delivered. The Americans refused to expedite the delivery of the weapons, until Israel made them aware that they have nukes, and are willing to use them.

  • (Part 12 of 15)

    During those wars, the Arabs had far more advanced weapons than Israel. Israel won by the hand of G-d, not America.

    But we're straying from the subject. The point is the Arabs started a war, and Israel won. Where I come from, if you start a fight and you lose, you lose.

  • (Part 13 of 15)

    If the land is ours, and we were here first, it is not a gangster mentality to say so. Now if we lived in the Mid West, maybe the Arabs and the Jews could sit down, have a beer, and discuss this like civilized men. But this is the Mid East. In the Mid East, the only type of discussion that people understand is the kind that takes place on the battlefield. Sadly, our enemies are not interested in who's right. They're only interested in who's stronger.

  • (Part 14 of 15)

    The Torah (commonly referred to as the Old Testament) was written by G-d. I realize you don't believe it. I can't help that. If you wrote "G-d said everything belongs to Clay," we'd have to establish A) whether G-d wrote it, and B) whether there is other evidence of whom everything belongs to. In our case, A) it has been established over the generations that the Torah is true and accurate, and B) if that's not good enough for you, look at history. Either way, the land is ours.

  • (Part 15 of 15)

    You did not offend me (I can't speak for anyone else).

    I leave the "o" out from G-d, (also from L-rd) because we are forbidden from writing His name in a forum where it is likely to eventually get erased.

  • (part 1) ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image... THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.' FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.' FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.' SIX: 'You shall not murder.' SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.' EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house...
  • (part 3)

    im not going to continue this because we will argue for another 2000 years which is ridiculous.

    fyi G-d is not the best way to censor God's name. in the west G-D means g*d damnit. which is worse than saying God. i say that because that was initial thought when i read that

  • You shall not covet your neighbors house i.e property which represents the mid-east. Thou shall not murder or steal. Which means thou shall not murder the one who stole from you. According to you God said that. Which means you and your people are disobeying God which means you are going to hell for killing the ones who stole from you. So what you claim as God helping you kill people is completely debunked and falsified because God said no to that. God does not help in the murder of people

  • (Part 1 of 7)

    Clay: After you said you won't continue this, you went ahead and... continued this. Fine by me. Here's my response.

    I take it you are not Torah scholar. So, I think it's mighty arrogant of you to decide what it means and what it doesn't mean.

    You took the liberty of interpreting "You shall not covet" to refer to the territory of a neighboring nation. You were wrong.

  • (Part 2 of 7)

    You mistakenly believed this refers to a "neighbor's" possessions. That was not your fault, it's a common misconception. Nonetheless, it is wrong.

    You mistakenly believed "You shall not steal" refers to physical possessions. Again, not your fault, but still wrong.

  • (Part 3 of 7)

    You took the liberty of interpreting "You shall not murder" to refer to the one who stole from me. Well, if he's in the process of stealing, and he's on my property, then I have the right to do what I have to to stop him. If he represents a danger to me, I can kill him and that's not murder.

    You also took the liberty to apply this commandment to rules governing war between two nations. Wrong again.

  • (Part 4 of 7)

    You say "according to you, G-d said that."

    Actually, no. Clay said that. G-d didn't say you shall not kill those who try to steal your land, you did. According to G-d, as written in His Torah, there is a concept called a "milchemet mitzvah," an obligatory war. If a foreign nation tries to take even a tiny portion of our land, the Torah commands us to go to war with them immediately - even if that entails violating the Sabbath. And we completely and utterly destroy the enemy.

  • (Part 5 of 7)

    You say G-d does not help in the murder of people. Well, it's not murder, but here's what the Torah tells us about G-d helping us kill people.

    "And you shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword. And five of you shall chase a hundred, and a hundred of you shall chase ten thousand; and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword." (Leviticus 26:7-8)

  • (Part 6 of 7)

    "And when the L-rd your G-d shall deliver them up before you, and thou shall smite them; then you shall utterly destroy them; you shall make no treaty with them, nor show mercy unto them" (Deuteronomy 7:2)

    "And He shall deliver their kings into your hand, and you shall make their name to perish from under heaven; there shall no man be able to stand against you, until you have destroyed them." (Deuteronomy 7:24)

    That's G-d's word.

  • (Part 7 of 7)

    BTW, where I'm from, "G-d" is commonly recognized as a way of referring to Him, without actually writing His name. I've never been misunderstood by anyone, including you. Though you say you initially thought I meant G-d damnit, your actual response was "I just realized you edited out the o in [G-d]... I'm unsure why but there must be a reason." Clearly, you knew I didn't mean "G-d damnit."

    Respond if you like. Don't if you don't want to. It's a free country.

  • Make love, not terror...

  • I agree. But it only take one to tango.

  • the saying is "it takes two to tango"

  • I'm aware. And the saying is wrong. When it comes to war, it only takes one.

  • oh you believe in terrorist attacks then huh? go ahead and go to the strip and blow your ass up then mr. it only takes one.

  • Huh???

    Tell you what! Why don't you get some sleep, and get back to me when you're sober?

  • So, G-d is siding with the Palestinians because you stole their land..

  • Do you see G-d siding with the "Palestinians?"

    G-d has given Israel the ability to win, but they're reluctant to do so. That will change.

    No, G-d is not punishing us for stealing their land. But He IS punishing us for not expelling the Arabs.

    "And if you will not expel the inhabitants of the land from before you, then those among them that remain will be as thorns in your eyes and as thistle in your sides. And they will harass you in the land wherein you live." (Numbers 33:55)

  • Well, I dont care about your G-d anyway. He could be satan..who knows! and Jews are certainly not God's chosen.

    I know my God's would never allow the "chosen" to kill innocents and force them out of their land.

    Just because you are murdering thousands of Palestinians and have the US siding with you, it doesn't mean you are winning.

  • So you don't care about G-d. I've heard that before. But what gets me is you seemed to care when you thought He was siding with the "Palestinians." You see, ircq1x, you are what is known as an imbecile.

    As for the murdering thousands of "Palestinians," and forcing them out of their land (blah blah blah), it's our land and with G-d's help (the One you don't care about) we have returned to it.

    Anyone who tries to take us off this land will speedily achieve glorious shihada.

  • No, I don't care about him. I don't care about someone as pathetic as your G-d (the so called God of Christians and Muslims) that picks the Jews as his chosen people. Your g-d is not treating the other people of the book equally. He thinks Jews are superior ..when clearly they are not.

    God took away the land because you were misbehaving. And now you are going against God and claiming the land belongs to you..how pathetic.

    Palestine is for the Palestinians. Screw off their land!

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    G-d is pathetic, because you in your infinite wisdom disagree with His decisions? You think G-d is some high school teacher, Whom you can question when your tiny little mind can't comprehend His reasons. A great Rabbi once said, (paraphrasing) "Arrogance is pardonable. Ignorance also is forgivable. But the arrogance of ignorance... Pitiful."

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    Yes, He chose us, not because we're superior, but because our ancestors, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob chose Him, and because we accepted Him and His Torah. Unlike you in your infinitesimal genius, we agreed to abide by His commands, even when we don't understand the reasons. Anyone who accepts G-d and His Torah - unconditionally - is as chosen as I am.

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    True, G-d took away the land, because we were misbehaving. But he also declared that in our absence, no other nation will prosper on this land:

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    (Leviticus 26:32-43) "And I will make the land desolate, and your enemies that dwell in it shall be devastated by it... and your land shall be a desolation, and your cities shall be a waste. Then shall the land be paid her Sabbaths, as long as it lies desolate, and you are in your enemies' land... For the land shall lie forsaken without them, and shall be paid her Sabbaths, while she lies desolate without them..."

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    He also promises that in the end, He will return us to our land.

    (Deuteronomy 30:3-7) "And the L-rd your G-d will reverse your captivity, and have compassion upon you, and will return and gather you from among all the nations, wherein the L-rd your G-d had scattered you. If any of your dispersed shall be at the edge of the heavens, from there will the L-rd your G-d gather you, and from there will He fetch you... (cont.)

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    Deuteronomy 30:3-7 (cont.) "And the L-rd your G-d will bring you to the land which your ancestors inherited, and you shall inherit it; and He will be good to you, and multiply you beyond your ancestors... And the L-rd your G-d will put all these curses upon your enemies, and on your foes, who persecuted you."

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    "Palestine is for Palestinians."

    Yeah, that's cute.

    It ain't "Palestine," and they ain't "Palestinians"

    Judea is for Jews.

  • Yeah I totally agree with you!!! but since Palastine does not exist as well as palastinians then they surely don't belong to Israel (Land of the Jewish people since ever).

    Palastinians is a term invented by Jordanians refugies in 1967 that since then try to claim through terror, murder and hate what the British named Israel when they invaded it (Palastain)

  • -Walid Shoebat (Arabic: وليد شويبات‎), a former PLO terrorist-

    Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian?

    We did not particularly mind Jordanian rule. The teaching of the destruction of Israel was a definite part of the curriculum, but we considered ourselves Jordanian until the Jews returned to Jerusalem. Then all of the sudden we were Palestinians - they removed the star from the Jordanian flag and all at once we had a Palestinia..."

  • "your enemies" ? The Jews are the enemy of G-d. They went against him by claiming the land is theirs and forcing thousands of Palis out of their homeland.

  • So, the land should remain empty until God gives it back to you? Wow..how stupid is that?

  • when was it ever empty?

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    Ircq1x: Must you invest so much effort in proving what a moron you are?

    I was hesitant to respond to you, because... well, you're a moron. But I'm bored tonight...

    I cite a verse where G-d promises to help us kill our enemies. So you interpret "your enemies" to mean G-d. So, is G-d promising to help us kill Him?

    Idiot.

    G-d promises us the land as an everlasting possession, so you deduce that G-d is angry at us for taking that land from the "Palestinians."

    Idiot.

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    Yes, I said He promised that in the end, he'll return us to our land. My apologies I didn't realize whom I was talking to. I'll simplify my words for the benefit of those who - like yourself - stutter when they think.

    The actual words "in the end" do not appear in the passage. I used it as a figure of speech. "In the end," as in at the end of our journey; the end of our exile; finally; ultimately.

    Besides, what makes you think we haven't reached the end?

    Idiot.

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    You ask me whether land should remain empty until G-d gives it back to us? Well, I didn't say empty, I said desolate. There were people here & there, but they could never prosper on the land. Read the verse in the scripture. I went through the trouble of typing it for you, the least you could do is read it.

    You think It's stupid? Guess what! That's exactly what happened. No one but the Jews ever prospered on that land. (Read "The Innocents Abroad," by Marc Twain).

    Idiot.

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    i dont know about any of those treaties you spoke of but the reason yall (sorry im texan) won those wars is because we sell you weapons and give you economic and military aid. i dont think yall have completely modern aircraft but yall do have modern missile tech and what do the palastinians have, little piece of shit grenande and rocket launchers that just go and land randomly.

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    I believe the contradiction of Abraham and Canaan is the one you want to look more closely at. God did not give anyone any land. Even if God did give your people land why hasn't he come back and punish the Palestinians for attempting to steal it?

    US citizen's illegal entered into Mexico for better jobs, the mexican government wouldnt allow them in yet they still illegally entered. After time mexico came up with a treaty with the US stating that the americans border hopping would...

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    you cannot use religion as a reason based on the following:

    PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.

    JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

    God promised the land of Canaan to Abraham and his seed forever Gen 13:14,15,17; 17:8

    Abraham and his seed never received the promised land Acts 7:5/ Heb 11:9,13

  • dan, the only terrorists are over in Gaza and Iran... and iraq, and afghanistan, and pakistan. i may be on the other side of the world but i support israel. if hamas wants to terrorize Israelis then israel has the right to fuck them up. and since you called israel a facist regime you must be calling my country a facist regime as well since we support them 100%. keep your words in norway bitch. but the Israelis and Palestinians need to grow up and get over it. God didnt give anyone shit

  • Well, Clay, what you don't seem to understand is that the biggests terrorists are the ones killing the most civilians and invading the most land. And sorry to say, this but Israel and USA fit that description. Palestine hasn't merely killed as many civilian as Israel has done, and they for sure havent taken any land. USA invaded iraq and killed over a million Iraqis..

    FYI Iran hasnt invaded a country in over 300 years. Lets not also forget, that it was USA that created Alquaeda.

  • not completely true. we didnt kill a million iraqis. besides they were happy as hell when we captured saddam. the reason for all the suicide bombers is because of foreign terrorist militants who snuck into iraq. iran doesnt have to invade countries when they have terrorist groups doing there dirty work for them. im surprised no one has taken out their nuclear facilities yet. its obvious that they dont want to use it for good. they want to drop one on Tel Aviv

  • No the USA thinks they were happy. The Iraqis, didnt really give a fuck about the capture of saddam, because they had enough to deal with all the bombings, and deaths that went around. Iraqis are pissed off at you for having killed hundreds of thousandsof their brothers and sisters based on a pack of lie.

    And what the hell makes you think Iran wants to nuke Israel?

    Again, Iran hasnt attacked a country in over 300 years, and FYI Israel is the only land having nuclear missiles in the region.

  • Great! :D

  • as one regular soldier from israel says:

    "fine but dont cry to me later"

    this is my way to let all the haters that we done caring next time we will not be mercy on you.

    so please just try us but dont cry after we will bomb your home.

    dedicated to all the hamas,hizballah and their supporters.

  • Love it!

  • good one

  • Go Israel!!!!!!

  • its just a joke to try and lighten things up. humor is mens greatest weapon! Peace people really i love you all

  • Indeed you are.

  • HAHHAHAAH

  • Peace? which side will think of that first?

    both sides want to kill each other!

    Nuke the palestinians and israelis! end thier suffering! (jokes lighten up, make a Christjewslamic baby! lol)

  • LOL

  • i love israelis.. the hottest guys on earth

  • The truth of Islam:

    5/23/2008 (Somalia) 4 African Union Peacekeepers are killed in a bombing attack by Islamic militia.

    5/23 (Afghanistan) 5 Afghans, including a child, are taken out by a suicidal Sunni bomber.

    5/22 (Afghanistan) An Afghan is killed by a bicycle bomb set by Muslim extremists.

    5/21 (Afghanistan) The Taliban kill a small child in a rocket attack.

    5/21 (Afghanistan) A Sunni suicide bomber takes out a civilian.

    No Palestine ever.

  • Lets Try "The Truth About Judaism"

    Tell The World That Your People Love Them You Love The Muslims,The Christians,The Buddhist etc...Tell The Poor Indians That They Are The Next Target.

  • fine.

    I love Muslims, I love Christians, I love Buddhists.

    we're not calling to the death of any nation- all what we want is peace.

  • LoL! Gaza Hello??? A Great Celebration For The New Year For Muslims And Christians In One Combo Deal.

  • yes, but we're not working for the death of the arabs, there are many arabs who live in Israel in a great way. ofcourse you'd like to think Israel wants to kill the palastinian people- but that's only because you're a neo-nazi! bye, and have a nice day!

  • The Nazi In Europe Have Eliminated The Majority And Will Continue Where They Stop As One Leader Said "All The Wars In This World Caused By Jews.." He Said Jews But I Think He Meant Zionists.

    BTW United SHITs Of AMERICA Wont Last To Support You Neither Do The Rest Of The World On That Day Prepare To Be Squashed Like Less Then A Bug. Bye And Sleep Very Well HeHeHe.

  • well, few things- first, I'm glad that we, in Israel- actually knows what "accepting the different" means. accepting the different means that even if you're not an arab or pro arab- you got the right to live. and you also got the right to live when you're a part of the people who won more than 20% nobel prizes while we were less than 0.6% of the world population. remind me how many arabs won that prize? second- you don't have to use big letter in every word, dumb!

  • As The Burger Kings Ad Says "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" Well.. This Is My Way Of Writing,In The End All The World Hates You Zionists They Dumbed You From Europe And US And Our Turn Is Soon I Think You Should Consider Occupy The Moon Or Mars Because No One Will Accept You The Choosen People From GOD.

  • wow you wont accept the chosen people from god...what are you then a devil worshiper???

    its not up to you to decide, its god's world and its a war you will never win.

  • You Are The Chosen People??? May Be You Mean Damn By God! As Muslims And Christians Believes In.Sure The Whole World Loves You Like The Is-Reali Ambassador Which Was His Ass Kicked Out In Venezuela.One Last Thing The Holy Quran Says That "You shall indeed work corruption in the land, the land of Syria, through acts of disobedience, twice and you shall indeed become great tyrants, you shall perpetrate grave injustice" Once In Jesus (pbuh) Time And The Second Time Is Now So Your Doomed!

  • again those are still your words and not god's words.

  • What Ever Makes You Happy.

  • Didn't like it . vulgar and not funny .