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  • lol Marijuana wouldn't be more expensive if it's legalized. What a joke.

  • James Franco...?

  • Holy shit he fucking TASTED IT AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lol, the dealer is riding fixed.

  • fickt eure eltern!

    liKE WENN ICH DUMM BIN

  • @Skeptanic junge du bist dumm geboren -.-

  • eat shit illuminati and die

  • if weed was legalized it would probably be regulated like tobacco has been, filters, nicotine to keep us buying their joints. So fuck the system and fuck the FDA they are all money hungry fat rich old men who only care about their paychecks.

  • WHY THE FUCK IS EVRY COMMENT A COMMENT ABOUT ANOTHER COMMENT?!?! AHH I'M JUST GONNA............. ASHDFAUKDGJADGT

  • Even if weed actually did turn me into a meth addicted couch sloth (which it doesn't) I would still want it totally legal. Why? Because the government has no damn place telling me what to put in MY body.

  • @Pinklewilly This. Nothing else needs to be said. It's my body. I can put whatever I want in it, end of story.

  • this realy got me thinkin ps 900 bills for an oz i would fuckin die

  • I have a 2.43 gpa at Penn State (just to throw my credentials out there) and even though I don't smoke weed I really couldn't care less if my friends do, like its healthier than cigarettes... I mean yeah if you're smoking every day for years that could be a problem, just as anything in excessive amounts can be a problem... but whats the big deal!?!?! exactly what this guy said, just leave the people who smoke weed alone and let them do nothing, they're not hurting anybody...

  • rabble rabble rabble, rabble rabble. rabble rabble RABBLE, RABBLE. rabble.

  • Smoking weed with your dad is awesome u just have to get over the weird parts of it

  • You can't give people shit about smoking weed if you eat fast food, eat junk food, drink pop (diet included), drink coffee, drink alcohol, drink energy drinks, eat very fatty foods, eat foods like roman noodles, adding ranch dressing to salad, etc. Personally, I don't care what you put in your body, so long as you don't become violent, steal, etc.

  • I HATE MY DAD HAHAH

  • One of the MarioKart Stoners didnt even flinch when the guy pulled out the gun xD

  • @spencert94 weed dosnt have any tar

  • HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!! XD

  • SUBTITULENLO AL ESPAÑOL

  • @BibelibimzD Actually, it's not the carb burning that makes you hungry. THC is similar in chemical structure to the endocannabinoids found naturally in the human brain, which play a part in the control of appetite. Look it up if you'd like to know more, but it's more of a chemical/hormonal thing :)

  • hey this is actually the smartest perspective on legalizing weed.. the government will only legalize something if it benefits themselves and they would overcharge the shit out of it and it wont be homegrown but instead quickly mass produced.. college humor has opened my mind to other political viewpoints on this subject.

  • But weed is addictive ....

  • @dogiscool123456 physically no...

  • @dogiscool123456 There's no addictive substance like nicotine, it's all in your head.

  • @dogiscool123456 so is smoking and alcohol...

  • @dogiscool123456 so is smoking and alcohol...

  • @dogiscool123456 no it isnt at all

  • @dogiscool123456 its not lol

  • The only good point is about factory farmers. Hopefully there would be micro grows (the equivalent of micro brew).

  • This is sorta dumb.

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  • lol i dont smoke but personally think that if legalized it would create more jobs, and expand a horticulturulists job role. IT would monopolize like any flower. Weed scents etc. (just to be funny) I think it would be a good idea though. (still wouldnt smoke it. i just don't like bothering my lungs or any insides. smoke in itself is something dense to swallow. don't want things like the 80's. poor children would have all types of reactive airway disseases.(RAD))

  • this isn't funny at all.. College humor is so overrated

  • @PieandBiscuits then why are you watching it.

  • @zeroskate426 I got a link to it and I'm not going to dismiss it immediately especially since it concerns something I'm involved in. What kind of question is that?

  • @PieandBiscuits a question that makes sense lol... if you dont think its funny, why bash it? a large majority of the viewers thought it was funny.

  • @PieandBiscuits you obviously don't understand the purpose of this video, just go back and watch family guy..

  • I love how America doesn't make a big issue about Crack, Meth, Cocaine, even Opiates. But, weed? People act like you're going to hell if you smoke weed, I love it. I'm not ignorant. I'm a pre- med at Stanford. I have a 6.0 GPA. Weed is the best drug.

  • @PornstarJerome yes you go to stanford and have a 6.0 GPA when stanford is on a 4.3 scale... so that isn't possible. Also america does make a big deal about Crack, Meth and Cocaine but they are not nearly as prevalent as weed. and lastly your name is PORNSTARJEROME hopefully not the name of a future doctor.

  • @spencert94 Think of it this way because you seem to be against marijuana. If a scientist were to go into a jungle today and discovered marijuana (given it had not ever been discovered before) it would be hailed as a miracle, and everyone would be smoking it. It would be more socially acceptable than drinking probably. But since people like you (assuming you are against the legalization of cannabis) hide behind a shroud of ignorance and propaganda you don't ever look at it with an open mind.

  • @mtinch7 Im not for or against marijuana, my comment was merely meant to show that PornstarJerome who claimed he went to stanford with a 6.0 GPA studying to be a doctor was full of shit. also to say if doctors found it they would say it was a miracle is a bit of an overstatement, I mean weed is still bad for you it has 50% more carcinogens in it than tobacco and three times the tar so its not good for you. However its probably overall just as bad or slightly better than cigarettes and alcohol.

  • @spencert94 Yes, it has 50% more carcinogens, but doesn't cause cancer. Marijuana is hypothesized to be able to kill cancer, not completely tested or proven yet though. On your other statistic about tar, it doesn't really matter. You smoke less tar with weed than with cigarettes because of the quantities. If you smoke out of a vaporizer then there is no tar at all. Not to mention the chemicals put into cigarettes. Alcohol kills brain cells, weed encourages brain cell growth. Enough said.

  • @mtinch7 Weed definitely does not encourage braincell growth, it doesn't kill them either, but it doesn't make more braincells grow. the only effect weed has on the brain is that it slows the central nervous system down a bit.

  • @spencert94 Look into things before you contradict someone, you'll go much farther.

  • @mtinch7

    what the hell are you talking about? Weed gets rid of brain receptors and makes you hella dull.

  • let's smoke this dogshit instead!!! LOL

  • This was well done, good job guy, but I gotta disagree with this video. 1.Weed wouldn't be more expensive. To stop people from buying illegally, producers would have to price competitively. Not to mention a big portion of weed cost comes because growing it is illegal, so people can't do crazy volume. 2. Quality. Apply the same principle to this. Not to mention, you'd have professional botanists working for Export 'A' and other tobacco plants working to compete illegal sales.

  • @parade The biggest problem is the idea in this video that legalizing weed would make illegal sales just cease to exist. Supply and demand my friends. If legal weed was shitty, like the vid describe, then people would just keep growing and selling illegally, and they'd have to change their model for distribution. Simple stuff, really.

  • Really do nothing? Thousands of people die every single day because ur government does exactly that!! NOTHING.. SELFISH ASSHOLE

  • there is absolutely nothing within cannabis which makes it addictive. however you can get addicted to it, in the same way you can be addicted to video games, gambling, cheeseburgers, and T.V. . just because some person use's something to hide their personal problems behind it doesn't mean it should be illegal, if that is the case, we need to outlaw burger king, Nintendo, casinos, and Toshiba, right now at this instant, because, OMG some idiots are addicted to them! we have to save the idiots!

  • The stickiest of icky XD

  • I've heard good arguments (both for and against) the legalisation of cannabis. But this video is just plain stupid. It's not harmful or addictive? My medical degree says otherwise.

  • @mrjamthebam It's not about harmfulness, it's about putting people in prison for no reason. Imagine if eating fatty processsed foods was criminalized because of the disease they caused.

  • @MrBazingafy How many people do you know who go to prison for smoking weed? Only dealers/growers even have the chance of going.

  • @mrjamthebam You should probably throw that degree out the window, then.

    Marijuana is not physically addictive.

  • @kainedamo No it isn't physically addictive, but it is mentally addictive in quite a drastic way. And i know first hand bro.

    So leave this dude alone, he's obviously somewhat new to it, let him learn and explore the high world man!

  • @kainedamo Well don't know about that - all I know is I'd fucking kill for a blunt right now!

  • @kainedamo Yes it can be.. I have friends that are..

  • @kainedamo

    You'd be wrong there. Marijuana isn't chemically addictive. But pretty much anything can be physically addictive. There was a woman addicted to frozen peas.

    Unless you mean physically addictive as in, will cause you physical harm if you stop partaking like some drugs will. There's a bit of confusion over the terminology.

  • @kainedamo No but your brain thinks that you need more but you don't NEED it thats the difference.

  • @mrjamthebam it's amazing what you can find in a box of cereal huh?

  • @mrjamthebam my high school degree says you are an ignorant idiot. No offence.

  • @MrComp4dre Smoke in lungs = harmful. Mentally, people can be addicted to anything. Where'd you get your high school degree? 3rd grade?

  • @PCGamesism you do not like smoke in lungs? Bake some hash brownies. Problem? You can absorb marihuana not only by smoking it, so your argument is invalid :)

  • @PCGamesism I know you can get addicted to basically anything, maybe let's make everything illegal? :) Don't talk too loud about the education thing, a third grader is smarter than you :)

  • @mrjamthebam you obviously didnt get your degree anywhere bright... marijuana is not physically addictive in any way... and it is almost no harm at all to your body... smoking 1 cigarette is the equivalent of smoking one joint (weed obviously) every 12 hours for a week. your argument is invalid.

  • @mrjamthebam smoke is harmful but tahst it.

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  • it took me a few times to finally notice the yellow dot in the beginning

  • lol i agree with the dad part. i honestly hate it when my father gets drunk....

  • dude im so fucking blown, and thats not the hemp talking. this stuff is so true..

  • fuk yea

  • holy shit.....this is so fucking true

  • "This is STUPID!!! Let's smoke this dog shit instead!!!" XD Hahahaha

  • "Let's smoke this bag of shit instead,....(I hate my dad) (◕‿◕) LOL 2funny:)

  • Agreed. I don't want it legalized. It will ruin everything!

  • did the guy at 2:15 eat bull semen?

  • @LucasShredder LOL, yup

  • all drugs should be legalized not just weed.

  • DAD, YOU'RE SO RACIST!

  • now that u mention it if weed was legal it wouldnt be as fun...but i wouldnt be so paranoid when i smoke...up and downs i like the end cops leave us alone and let us smoke

  • notice how everyone freaks out but the one kid just keeps playing mario kart... that would be me xD

  • Main reason why Marijuana is illegal today? In the 1920s, cotton growers lobbied to get it banned because they were afraid hemp would replace cotton.

  • your making a VERY interesting point!

  • all i did was look up weed i dont want a damn learning session

  • COOL RANCH IS NOT A NEW DORITO FLAVOR YOU FUCKIN LIARS

  • Why is that black kid corrupting that small, innocent white child?

  • we do it i the nederland ther are no probleems whit it dis is un tru

  • You're dead to me Streeter.

  • If weed were legal , the cops would not be able to get raises and promotions anymore and then they would probably commit suicide

  • @delorme9 Thats a good thing!

  • wrong

  • 70s show reference ftw!!!

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  • DECRIMINALIZATION!!!!!!!!

  • I'm a teenager.. I'm not like that when I smoke weed? :o

  • @GermanConquistador08 You're obviously smart, I'll give you that. I've had arguments with much stupider people on youtube. What annoys me about you is you leave no room for other people, you just stick with what you thought at the beginning and won't listen at all. You have no idea who I am or what I do, I have one flaw that you know of which is smoking a plant, but you think I'm a waste of life. I don't know or care about you, so I have no right to say things like that. You don't either.

  • @mcsalty09 Not necessarily, my experience is different every single time. But I think its dangerous for the reason that some people might build up a mental dependence. Its easy to not smoke if you have a good reason not to, but if you don't really have much of a reason, I'd say it isn't as easy.

  • @hxcpwnage999 " I would never buy any drugs directly from a cartel" -Almost no one does its INDIRECTLY that no one looks at.

  • @GermanConquistador08 You don't understand. I haven't told you where I live. We don't have as much contact here with a lot of the things you might. This isn't even entertaining anymore, I'm starting to get annoyed everytime I see the new comment thing on the side.

  • I think the best point to not legalizing weed is demonstrated at the end of this video. :) Because it turns people who are a little bit nuts into FREAKIN lunatics. :P

  • @stricken79 weed calms you down actually.

  • @chaldofood36 I'm not really talking about the short term sedative effect weed has on most people or about freaking out in general. Lots of people smoke weed for years and they are more or less fine. If you have the wrong kind of mental tendencies it's not a good drug at all. Many people with schizoid tendencies for example are unlucky and develop full blown schizophrenia using any mind altering substance for a long period of time.

  • Cop-why are your eyes red?have you been smoking weed?

    Stoner-Why are your eyes glazy?have you been eating doughnuts?

  • WHAT DID U SAY COPS!!!! YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE :D

  • smokers get snacking,

    drinkers get shagging.

    enough said.

  • theterroruforgot. its just supposed to be funny dont ruin it

  • MORE OF THESE! :D

  • It has to be legal to protect innocent pot smokers from money hungry cops and judges !

  • mitch reminds me of my uncle :D

  • DECRIMINALIZATION ftw!

  • @Eliz279009 But i just reckon it shouldnt be sold at store just make it sold i mean we sell shit loads of smokes and yet that kills people weed would just make a whole bunch of dumb lazy cunts

  • This makes sence.. FUCK

  • @LittleBigWig no seriously, what did i smoke??????

  • the one thing we need to be careful about if it does become legalized is mass production . I fear this so much when I think about how negative the results would be. All that fake shit, radioactive, health harming shit just to make more product. that would defeat the purpose since cannabis is such a healthy plant . keep it at the dispensary level . dont let pop's burger stand turn into mc d's . Cannabis has kept my Crohn's in remission

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  • At 0:49 that dude looks like an alien

  • LOL. Hilarious. Except for the part about it not being harmful or addictive. That's not true. But hey, a little inaccuracy is a small price to pay for good humor :)

  • What harm?

  • @MikeDSept21 it is not addictive. You can become dependent, but not addicted. Get your facts straight. And it isnt NEAR as harmful as any of the legal drugs out there.

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  • Dumbest serious of arguments against legalization since the government's.

  • @TheTerrorUforgot they have a point. is weed is legal, they'll just add nicotine and byproducts to it and make it suck. plus, half of the fun of smoking it will be lost.

  • @mthzb Half the fun? You like breaking the law? I'm sorry, but most grown-ups don't like risking their future for the thrill of breaking the law.

    There are organic cigarettes now and people would be allowed to organically grown their own in a legalized model. So your argument of "them" adding addictive elements to it is unfounded.

    Their points of smoking with people you don't like make little sense as well. So society will force you to smoke with a nerd or your dad suddenly?

  • aeabblablhablahh tht comes to 973 dollars .. WHATE GGOGALLY!??! LMAO! 1:55

  • Compared to other stuff like crack, heroin, meth etc, weed is not harmful. I equate it to alcohol. Some do it alot (addicts- let's be honest weed=drug=>possible addiction). But most know their limit. The main difference- stoners don't want to/can't move while alcoholics want to move alot, talk alot, drive alot. The main drawback to weed being legal is that obesity would freakin skyrocket. lol.

  • @muadhnate Thought it already skyrocketed man. Thanks to fast food and lazy white people =P.

  • @muadhnate alchohol is way worse than weed lol drink to much all the time and you will shit your intestines :p

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  • @muadhnate "Compared to blank, it is not harmful" is a poorly assembled argument. If it has a harmful side effect, then it is harmful regardless of the other drugs. Now, you CAN say "weed is not as harmful as these other drugs" and that's well and good. But to say that it is NOT harmful because other items are MORE harmful is a fallacy. A parallel argument would be to say that firearms don't kill people because tactical nuclear ordnance kills more people.

  • @revolrz22 dont kill AS* many people

  • @muadhnate Honestly, i don't know any fat stoners. Plus, it's not like half of america isn't already shit fat obese...

  • @muadhnate I know this guy (he was buff already so maybe that's it) who does weed late at night with some friends in a kids' park.. Next thing he does is 50+ pull ups just because he feels like it.

  • @muadhnate every thought of why you get the munchies when your high? You burn up to 700 times normal amount of carbonhydrates when you're high, so..

  • "and not harmful in anyway"

    I lol'd cuz this is so not true xD

  • @CheeseyFri There is people addictive to sex, cheeseburger, video games, TV , movies, alcohol, nicotine, internet, etc.....but apparently that's good. You create the addiction to anything, specially when the MEDIA, culture, traditions and bad parents program the future generaionts with garbage.

  • why is there a fred ad?

  • Faaaaaake!!

  • @Birdy101235 you dont say

  • Every year on my birthday i wish for it to be legal.

  • Legalizing weed would be the best thing ever. WAY LESS DRUG TRAFFICING AND LESS ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSINGS WHICH ALSO MEANS LESS INNOCENT LIVES LOST FROM PEOPLE SHOOTING EACH OTHER. pfff do your RESEARCH.

  • @MrSimpleme1 No, It wouldn't. You are not thinking ahead. First off, The government will make money off of that, and that is a bad thing. Secondly, Just look at the things stated in the video, Kids do illegal stuff to be cool, when the only non-harmful drug becomes legal, they will turn to illegal drugs that harm your body badly. Not to mention the legal weed is going to taste like SHIT and cost a fortune. and weed is addictive mentally. Anything can be addictive mentally. I can go on and on..

  • @SouthernDirtbiker Well your stating what you think, its distorted and you assume beyond actuality. On the other hand my statement is backed by statistics and information with legitement sources.

  • @MrSimpleme1 Assuming is for assholes. I don't do that. I know for a fact that if weed becomes legal even people who smoke weed will not like it, because it will just because mass grown for money. You are right though, It will decrease drug trafficking BUT not by much, the drug traffickers will just bring over OTHER illegal stuff. So it is really no use. Another thing, could you possibly link me to your statistics and legitimate sources?

  • HOW DOES HE KNOW IM STONED!!!!

  • @MercuryManProduction I might be paranoid but I think collegehumor is watching us. How else would they know we are stoned! They are after us man...

  • I'm against legalizing weed just because I don't want the government to make a profit over it.

    As you can obviously tell, I am against the government. But who isn't nowadays?

  • that teenager one is so right...

  • Anything that has to do with the government is NOT good.....so yea

  • DREADS - REMEMBER started 5 years ago now 14, brand new video!

  • So fucking true haha

  • ive always told people this but their like nawh man your retarted. now i see that somebody has the same views as me.

  • 1:29 *sigh* if only I could have it delivered right to my bedroom without having to leave.

  • just typed in weed to find this

  • pharmaceutical corporations will be growing weeds and we will be forced to buy from them!

  • :50 me when i first tried lol.....well actually no cause i couldnt stop laughing, even when i was watching the matrix lol

  • this presented some very interesting points all stoners would agree

  • These videos aren't very funny...

  • I live in Holland. this is closer to the truth then Ide like to admit. Though the shop thing is total BS, here you stand in the street outside a 'coffee shop' and you get stoned inhaling the air :).

  • Weed would never be anywhere close to as expensive as it is now if it were to be legalized. The price is regulated by an underground market that has to go through a lot more trouble to make it available than one that doesn't have to avoid legal consequence, therefore raising the price. Weed is a weed, it can be grown in vast quantities. If the government gave the okay for farms to be set up, supply would go up and demand would go down, drastically lowering prices.

  • @whitekenyan4 yah but would it have the same quality

  • I always find it funny how right these things are

  • 00:50 can we talk about this, all night? lol reminds me of being 15 and high