National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Clark's Bonus Check Scene 16:9

[monson108]

I LOVE this movie I watch this every christmas this truley is a Christmas Classic

[schockm115389]

and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[delhunts]

dont have too much of that tylenol... you still want enough left to tell ur boss!

[redsquirrelftw]

5 people are part of the 1%

[bigdog187able]

Truly a classic and timeless moment with the hustle and bustle of Christmas and Family, ah the PRESSURE, and when you count on something/expect something and don't get it you do want to vent, too lash out. It's not right to do because we hurt the one's we love, family, and in the end that is all that matters is family...Merry CHRISTmas!

[gbfansean]

EPIC! Chevy Chase! Love this movie! classic!

[TheBlackYoshie]

classic 

[GPischke]

Hallelujah! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?

[Isles2219]

Its four-flushing

[bbarrus82]

One hell of a first-world problem.

[jabryant0125]

@bbarrus82 A Christmas bonus is usually a fairly large part of a person's income. If you didn't get one when you usually do, (for 17 years, he said) you would be pretty pissed.

[Rymocracy]

I love Ed's expression when Chevy Chase is flipping out

[JessToThaIzzo]

How could 5 people dislike this?????

[xenomouse]

Class warfare. I blame Obama.

[crazybitch713]

SPPED BALL! never noticed that before!

[sami103196]

ITS LEONARD HOFSTADTER ! (: Johnny Galecki plays Russ ! (:



[ninjalurven]

3:55

[longfootbuddy]

fuck the goverment, and merry christmas

[SgtB4ker]

shitter was full

[ScottQB4]

Chevy Chase works for The Flying Dutchman?

[theballer04]

They censored dickless but not shit?

[vaporeizied8]

@theballer04 odd -

[SadisticReviews]

@theballer04 apparently it's more offensive to be a woman than talk about feces

[bshf98]

Fav scene from this movie!

[lunertexcosmo]

3 people got a 1 year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.

[askjerry]

I like the part starting at 3:20... the rant.

[farkingbastage]

Nice to see one with sound. Soon as SOPA passes, we all go to jail for watching this.

[naddzdangle]

Hallelujah holy shit!!! Where's the tylenol?

[warrensmitchell]

They bleeped out two words before leaving in the s-word

[marimbaguy715]

Aww, where's the swat?

[mindlessgonzo]

The two dislikes were Clark's neighbors.

[Altiar253]

there is only one thing i have to say about this video........ LOL!

[Berlon]

Who the fuck would click dislike on this?!

[wazzomaster92]

If i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldnt be more surprised than i am right now!

[xmissgemzx]

CLASSIC!



[UsedCarsandTrucks]

Actually, we just came back from vacation in the United States.

Check our channel for the video and some pictures.



[odanak100]

"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full! " great line for christmas cards lol

[louiethesyrian]

cousin eddie - is now a christmas icon 

[wns808]

Frank Shirley disliked this

Clark's rant about his boss pretty much sums up the same things we'd like to say about our bosses

[paulchuckfred]

"thats the gift that keeps on giving the whole year" hahaha, i love cousin eddie

[MissSabannah]

I love how Cousin Eddie hugs his wife all excited like it's his bonus! lol

[CVSoprano]

How long until WMG finds THIS copy and has the audio disabled? Losers.

[hellomynameissexxy]

I wonder how long it took Chevy Chase to do that with a strait face XD

[TheJackster414]

chevy chase always cracks me up when he loses it

[2010Barbon]

I laff my ass off when he starts kicking the shit out of the Christmas presents under the tree LOL!!

[83petro]

3:02 "thats good thats good" hahaha

[Radman1889]

Those 2 dislikers are the cheap, lying, no good, rotten, forefleshing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, imbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit they are!

[xxLumbagoxxx]

@Radman1889 that was perfect! haha best comment of the year haha :D

[newstarcadefan]

@Radman1889 Halleluja!  where's the tylonol?

[briank06261973]

@Radman1889 Looks like the cheap, lying, no good, rotten, forefleshing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbread, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, hearless, fatass, bugeyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed sacks of monkey shit now total five, but I am not one of them!

[nascarfanatic2425]

@Radman1889 HALLELUGHA!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

[CanEHdianRocker]

@Radman1889 lame...real creative dipshit....

[MrRockjock13]

@CanEHdianRocker shut up its awesome

[CanEHdianRocker]

@MrRockjock13 kma noone asked you....the movie is awesome, people who are desperate to be on top are lame....so fuck off now kindly and enjoy the show....

[monson108]

@Radman1889 Hallelujah , Holy Shit

[AlBundyFan365]

Way to go, Clark Griswold. He managed to say what most of us would just be thinking in our heads whenever a visitor would come knocking on our own doors. A classic Christmas film for sure!

[leviathanmcaal]

well said mister griswold i think you put a cork in that issue once and for all.

[JOHNPEARSONII]

Just got Shafted like this today

[msinclair1991]

@JOHNPEARSONII I know the feeling.

[leeyokum]

so he gives the street name, but other than that how does Eddie know where Clarks boss lives? thats the real question, and then afterwards how does the wife know to tel the police to go to the griswalds?

[jsteffey88]

"HALLELUJAH!! ... OH HOLY SHIT. Where's the Tylenol?" XD LMAO

[SecretService80]

...and I want him brought right here....with a big ribbon on his head...and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[gmccord1970]

I love it at 5:43 when Eddie's told he's going to jail. His "I don't give a sh*t" expression is priceless.

[msinclair1991]

@gmccord1970 "I appreciate that Clark."

[Coniston2500]

hallelujah! holy shit!

[iamobeliskquake]

only matched by John Bender's impression of his dad in the breakfast club

[deadstar971]

Whats wrong with a one year membership to the jelly of the month club? I intend to give this gift to all my loved ones this year

[HeroOfTime121]

@deadstar971 Nothing is particularly wrong with it, it's just that he was expecting a Christmas bonus to put it a pool, and he said something about how he needs it because he doesn't have enough money on his account to match the check he wrote. Like Clark later says, if he doesn't want to give out Christmas bonuses than that's fine, he just shouldn't get people's hopes up when they are counting on it.

[cuvkiller]

lmfao guys listen to the song bloody pimp by DJ slideout hahahahahahahahaha noooooo way

[CanadianOne1]

AND I WANT TO LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD ROTTEN FOUR-FLUSHING LOW-LIFE SNAKE-LICKING DIRT-EATING RED OVERSTUFFED IGNORANT BLOOD-(Kicks something)-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING BRAIN-LESS -LESS HEARTLESS FATASS BUG-EYED STIFF-LEGGED WORM-HEADED SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS

AH-LAY-LOO-JA

Where's the tylenol?

[Stugots666x]

@Nathan5828..good! But it's Hopeless not homeless!!

[jimmy27paul]

I love the way Eddie went to get him straight away! ha

[carlos96503]

1 person didnt get their bonus check

[MrPiano90]

Clarks' Facial Expression at 2:28 is Priceless!

[MrPiano90]

Clarks' facial expressions when he realizes that all he got was Enrollment into the Jelly Club is priceless!

[Nathan5828]

He said. I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten for flushing, low life, snake licking, dirty eating, imbread, over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, homeless, heartless, fatass, bug eyed, stiffleged, sporty liped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is.

Plz thumbs this up it took me a long time to write it.

After check out BaconPigBits

[bluepheonex1989]

Its the gift that keeps giving the whoooooole year round :D

[aangfangirl]

His insults still make me laugh rofl! :D

[cosangeles93]

is it possible for you guys to write me down the insult part?? *_* i really would like to have it... THANKS <3

[FINNDASKINN]

When Eddie kicks him @ 4:57 I almost wet myself.... my kids are looking @ me like I belong in the nut house.... Randy Quaid is great in this.... Eddie is a class act!!!

[ninjacowboy]

That's exactly what I want to say to my boss.

[psycopathiczombie]

this is cool kuz its the lyrics to bloody pimp by dj slideout

[mndeer29]

4:56 LMFAO!!! Randy owned this movie

[tedirelan]

In Toledo, Ohio there is a DJ that plays the whole swearing line at 5pm to announce the 5 O'clock drive home time.

[MrFilthyMcnasty1]

christmas saved thanks to Eddie, Thumbs Up for Eddie !!!

[SuperBlahblah23]

"It's the gift that keeps on givin the whole year." Thanks for posting this, this is HILARIOUS!

[MrTimmyg2009]

freaking awesome best part in the whole damn movie

[jumpinjax2]

Damn right, Leonard! I mean Russ :)

[ElTuco84]

What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nut house?

[CallMeeDevin]

‎"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh**. Where's the Tylenol?"

[2415elcapitan]

Dickless....

[Arumatpawn]

oh now its time for me to quote something from the movie and get alot of thumbs up!

[iovandrake]

@Arumatpawn Because bitching about people who do that is original too. Oh wait...

[6Adrian7]

i cant swimm clark I know that eddy!

[HelloFade2]

Well looks like Eddie messed up, Clark said he wanted his boss to have a big ribbon on his head, not around his torso.

[TheHappybunnybks]

finally!! one that doesn't have the sound disabled!

[Kingucktoad]

I have watched this scene literally 100s of times and I still laugh every time!

[FresnoCA93727]

FINALLY! The full scene and it isn't muted!! =)

[babybloutattoo]

HOLY SHIT!!! ... wheres the tylenol?!

[ChrisJohnson2014]

i watch this every week starting thanksgiving by far the best ever

[DreadedEd]

"Halleluyah.....holy shit !!"

[Maree107]

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[Manigran]

This is hilarious. I love this part.

[nikkifahmy]

best christmas movie ever, it cracks me up everytime I watch it. 

[AirRaid2009]

it's good.. it's good! eggnog

[damitjo1]

Love This Movie , I have to see this to get my christmas going.

[mraj1997]

A true American dysfunctional family Christmas CLASSIC!!

[TheCuteBelievers]

3:40 - 4:02 love it ! :)

[TheCuteBelievers]

3:40 - 4:02 love it ! <3

[crissy214]

I hope its a fortune Clark

[invisiblemonsterr]

"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping..."

[WhirledPiece17]

This is the best...his string of swears/insults makes me laugh every time. :D

[mjwcutie13]

I bet my mom $50 that i could copy his little tantrum perfectly, it's gonna be hard

[heyheyscotty]

I wish my cousin was Eddy

[1missmesika001]

cheap, lieing no good, roten floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating inbread, over stuff, ignorant blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, ballless heartless, fatass buckeyed stiff legged, spotted lip, warm headed sack of monkey shit he is, Haulija, holy shit wheres the tylonal

[gipperakh]

Halelujah! Holy SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?

[thedudeabides2010]

..."That it is Edward,that it is !!..."

[mrronman2015]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THIS MOVIE.

[thelurker25]

funny how life imitates art at 5:40 for Randy !

[NorthernRefrig]

I love Berverly she is hott