Ultimate Squirrel Launching Compilation

[1958NeeNee]

Oh, yeah, y'all, that hilarious. What next, baby launching. Bunch of sick mothers!

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

LOL launched the furry little bastard with a skeet shooter!!! XD

[shotguner50]

172 people don't know how good flying squirrel meat tastes.

[moparman240]

deffinently worth watching

[TheLogophile]

I'm not upset about potentially injuring a squirrel so much as there's about 3 minutes of filler in this video. I feel cheated out of seeing squirrels getting launched.

[orcrist53]

what people dont know is that there was some squirrel stunts and no real squirrel was hurt, yeah suuure!!!!

[shldnbschmn]

you can never launch too many squirrels.

[thasinep]

Cousin Watching video from a distance: Was that a flying squirrel?

Me: It is Now!

[MrMonkeebalz]

how.do.i.do.this.

[ThePAPAMAS]

anyone notice that the squirrle got hit? GOOD.

[HunterCO1]

fuck those tree rats launch them all!

[jasonsjustice]

awesome, love squirrel launching

[UltraScout2]

they are so abusive

[Sh0ckmaster]

Fucking brilliant, busting a gut laughing at this. The shots of them flying over the camera after 2:00 are my favourites.

[arachnidman8eyes]

3:48 smart little bastard

[arachnidman8eyes]

its ok no squirrel gets hurt their reflexes are quite good they will likely catch a tree

[chasefeasr69]

what happens if you launch a flying squirrel?

[solidbrownrecords]

Laughing SO hard!

[liampetersmith]

fucking hilarious 

[InwardChaos93]

Mr T would be like

"GIT OUTTA MY YAWD, SUCKUH!!!!!

[LordOfAllMoths]

inb4 peta

[genenco1]

Is this how Rocky got his start? :)

[tzane94]

Do they come in people size?

[waterfordjim]

This was challenging to masturbate to, but I managed to blow my mangoo. :-D

[USSBN734]

Squirrel NASA

[Kodachromekid]

i'm thinking of building my own. it's going to aim towards a brick wall a few feet away

[marley666666]

As funny as this I must say animal cruelty is something I don't argee with

[USSBN734]

@marley666666 Nothing cruel about training the animal to stay away. Would you rather it be killed?

[marley666666]

@USSBN734 thats not trainging thats just being brutal its un called for an air horn would do just fine

[USSBN734]

@marley666666 So you would rather deafen them, than send them flying on a trip no worse than that which they naturally take jumping from tree to tree.

Bright.

[TheGroundling]

Responding to ararat1234567 "why do idiots..." - you've watched it, haven't you? And don't bother replying to me. I won't be watching this again. As they say, it was funny the first time.

[fritopindayho]

Squirrel:yum...yum...OH SHIT!!!!

[KageF150XL]

My Brother once lit up a squirrel with his paintball gun it kept on feeding on our bird feeder after it was shot it never came back but i did see it the next day do to its new multi colored look

[neffada53]

Ha ha ha... There is no such thing as a 'squirrel-proof' feeder! Good job.

[Crazy21Grl]

Its rocky from rocky and bullwinkle!

[failmastagenaral]

@Crazy21Grl

epic lol

[AresLeviathan]

You know squirrels are fine. They just like going 'WHEEEEeeeeee!'

[Alfred81WarPig]

How is this not illegal? Fuck it its funny as hell !!

[zartranbich]

lmao you basicly said this is cruel and wrong but it makes me die laughing so I accept it. Guys, im ok with these clips but don't hurt anymore squirells lol

[Thespartan117992]

now that's squirrel shooting

[gotmildew]

Funny! Look at the mildew on that at house at 2:59!

[VenRose5]

144 squirrel faggot protestors

[coverdeciption]

@VenRose5 CRANK MAD AND EVIL AMERICA YOU ALL BASTARDS

[Arvierra1980]

@coverdeciption Yes Yes.... another America hater. Take a number and get in line jealous moron from a shitty nation.

[Defenda44]

this music sux

[dukiemac]

Wild animals are perceptive, so they would not be fooled by the same trap over and over. Don't be shocked, they are just having fun.

[THECrackasaurus]

do you eat them afterwards?

[flyfish31]

no hell for you buddy i'm going with you kill the mo fooooooookers

[Gompie9000]

Redneck...

[norbinw]

so many stupid people here... They think squirrels are like glass.

Ever thought about maybe they enjoy it? They drop down from trees and dont get hurt, so i doubt a "catapult" would harm them.

Besides, if it where a rat, noone would give a fck...

Soon people will behead you just for saying bad things about animals.

Retards.

[Juwamba]

I bet you wish you could say "no animals were harmed in the making of this video" lol

[dmamatooo]

You are SICK!!! Baiting and crippling are WRONG. How many have taken days to die? WHAT GOES AROUND ... COMES AROUND...

[skater4circa940]

@dmamatooo if you read the description it CLEAR AS FUCKING DAY says there not his videos so GTFO

[drgardner2011]

I think someone should make a trap like this for tree huggers

[801Muse]

@drgardner2011 They have, they're called "baths".

[findangle]

certainly not a "cruel" as a .22lr slug to the head.. I must begin planning my collection of squirrel launch traps.

[sparkyct55]

No squirrels nuts were harmed in this video

[MrAudacia]

man if u think this is cruel, you need to get out more and stop being such a pussy. *slap*

[timen1986]

Can't believe that little rat is actually coming back for more after being launched :D

If you think this is sad you must really hate mousetraps and fishnets.

[pilatunes]

I was in tears (of laughter) at 2:21

[simple14222]

awfull and poor sense of humour, mate.

[TheOutdoorsman07]

@simple14222 you fail to see the value of life.

[simple14222]

awfull and really BAD SENSE OF HUMOUR, mate.

[CrzdHaloman]

I bet the first launched made the squirrel lose more than a few nuts, he just came back to get them back.....

[pencon61]

That squirell is gonna need a chiropractor

[cutthroatgentlemen]

LUK AT DA TAREE RATz FLAIEEEE!!!!!

[grantclemens123]

ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE ......dam my bad was just the neighborhood squirrel again

[Wingsofseraphim31]

LMFAO !!! This is a great video !

[ReverendSyn]

Need to aim it where they'd fly into a bug zapper or a stump grinder.

*Sits back and awaits  crybaby bleeding heart flames*

[Jazzy9964]

I know I'm going to hell. but this is hilarious!!! Sorry ASPCA and PETA

[darkwestern]

@Jazzy9964 No no my friend, what most people do not realize is this: It is the same squirrel a LOT of the time.

I beleive they think it to be a game in which they are rewarded by some food, why on earth would they return if this harmed them?

Also, squirrels are a lot more durable than people believe, they live in trees, jump off of them and land unharmed, certain squirrels can even "fly"

So, think twice about your damnation lol, if im wrong, then ill save your seat for ya in hell!

[ararat123457]

@darkwestern let me hit you on your head with a giant plastic bucket. lets see if you like it

[darkwestern]

@ararat123457 Why do idiots like you even watch these videos? Are you some sort of emotional sadomasochist or something?

You wonder what is wrong with me, I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.

If you'd been raised properly your mom might have said something like:

"Dont open your stupid ugly adopted mouth if you ain't got nothing good to say."

Also, if it happened to me once and I came back for more, its safe to assume i DID like it dumbass.

Please thumb me up and this asshole down. Thanks

[JustWaIkAway]

@Jazzy9964 PETA is for fags

[shawneegeek]

While I am not a fan of hurting any sort of animal, I must say, I have seen squirrels do more amazing feats on their own. They are acrobatic animals, who are use to jumping through trees and landing on some rough surfaces. They are also capable of learning simple things like avoiding traps that cause pain. So they're coming back because they dont see being launched as a threat.

[Ducttapestuff]

At 3:28 he was like "is that a camera, I'm outta here!"

[zx12ryder]

i got some ground hogs i need to get rid of.....i would need something substantially more effect since they are so large. what bait are you using?

[PUG205GTX]

We Want Pneumatic Squirrel Launchers!! Or get an old break barrel air rifle, cock it leave it open, attatch the feeder to the end of the barrel, piece or srting on the trigger then Bam instant spring powered Launcher as it slams closed! Only use an old crappy rifle though! hahaha

[moggydoe]

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Genius

[moggydoe]

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

[romeodelta1178]

I'm sure Jeffery Dalmer started this way too

[Shadovvlands]

this person would prolly put his babies food in a launcher and have fun that way too.

sicko

[boobarppl]

all my day tat was funny

[trueastern]

and in our next video we burn down our school

[borowczyk76]

I'm gonna build myself a Republican launcher/catapult and fill the thing up with Bibles and ammo. That should make for a funny compilation video....

[mtbikerak]

You were droped on your head as a child weren,t you. This is funny but in a sick way. Fucking stoners. Another wasted youth

[soccer11332]

Squirrels will be flung... Surviving squirrels will be launched again:)

[rainbowskelter]

The squirrel that comes in @3:14 knows there is something not right about this set up...and @ 3:20 his suspicions are confirmed.

[32parchy]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!­!!!!!!!

[jowo3]

And..............a good time was had by all.

[tonybubble10]

115 people live in apartments

[ng495]

please don't reproduce ..you lack of empathy for another living thing is sickening

[zbomb80]

lol thats funny

[jb664q]

Saw this on glock talk LMAO!

[HenokuProductions]

110 people are furries

[getplaning]

The squirrels like it. I have a pecan tree in my yard in Texas, and my kid has a trampoline. One moring I looked out the window and three squirrels were jumping on it. Swear to God.

[Rammmathornnn]

the squirrel at 3:14 must have been flung before, he CLEARLY knows something is going to happen.

[CSX220]

I swear I laugh until get a headache every time I watch this video.

[canisdormit]

now, can you trick one into a blender.....

[Lifeisincredible911]

can u make a version without the cum dumpster music

[KathyRothschild]

ASSHOLE!

[KathyRothschild]

ASSHOLE!!!!

[ross817]

People need to learn that putting "Ultimate" in the title of a YouTube video just makes them sound pretentious.

[Chunes3]

You're mean.

[darkwestern]

@Chunes3 And your an idiot.

[foesublime]

@darkwestern fucking squirrels....i lol'ed

[JJSOKEWL]

@darkwestern lol good one xD way to show it back in his face also i randomly out of nowhere typed in Ultimate Squirrel and found this

[dreiz100]

@darkwestern and your pretty =D

[PastaBakeMilkShake]

@darkwestern *You're

[darkwestern]

@PastaBakeMilkShake And your banned from my channel!

[THECrackasaurus]

@darkwestern *you're banned from my channel...lol

[darkwestern]

@darkwestern Oh bummer, now im going to miss out on all your corny lame acting and stupid jokes. Don't threaten me with a feather duster, kid.

[SetToFailure]

@darkwestern Cool story ignorant prick.

[darkwestern]

@SetToFailure You would come to my channel, and speak of ignorance and at the same time call ME a prick? You are the ignorant one my friend, I state that I did not take these videos but rather compiled them into one large one. Have you ever watched a violent movie? When you grow up and your an adult you will realize the difference between reality and fantasy. Truly it is you who is ignorant.

Banned.

[SetToTroll]

@darkwestern Haha this is my other account, I was talking about your awesome comment "Oh bummer, now im going to miss out on all your corny lame acting and stupid jokes. Don't threaten me with a feather duster, kid." Cool story. Also did I ever say you made the video? Nooooooo, all I do is watch violent movies and shit, honestly I couldnt care less about violence, don't jump to conclusions bitch. Another thing, don't ban people because you think they might respond calling you a little bitch.

[TheJoker0711]

@darkwestern Kinda ruined that insult, eh? LOL... unless it was meant for irony... in that case, right on sir!... But you might say it was meant for irony now that it's been pointed out to you, in which case, not very right on... I think I've over-thought this...

[DaSox05champs]

@darkwestern *you're

[Sh0ckmaster]

HAHAHA! This is awesome. The "landing cam" shots, that showed the Squirrels flying past the camera, made me laugh so much my lungs nearly collapsed.

[SawtyNutz]

oh mey fackin GOD. I haven't laughed that hard since Jackass 3d.. (which was like 2 weeks ago) THAT SHIT IS AWESOME. FUCK THAT WARNING. IM TOTALLY DOING THIS SHIT. You cannot show a video of a guy doing this and NOT want to do it.

[bkc12781]

this shit is the best, those fuckin squirrels are pissed

[truthsmiles]

Most of these probably didn't hurt the squirrels, but 1:54 had to have done some damage.

[aaroniuss12345]

@truthsmiles LOL yea probs. That thing is used to shoot clay pigeons at a shotgun range for people to shoot at. haha still funny

[ARCEYE78]

ah just read the smallprint,not you then :/

[ARCEYE78]

Straight up....im crying with laughter right now XD how did the skeet launcher go X),i love the creativity of the launchers,you should catch one,tie a parachute to it and then launch him vertical X)

[CaptCamping]

is this legal? why Darkwestern Industries? some sort of corporation? wheres your office and employees?

[nickeldickel1]

cant you understand darkwestern, they're hungry thats why they keep coming back....not because they like it.

I bet if i put lots of weed in a launcher you'd go right?...or marshmallows.

[darkwestern]

@nickeldickel1:

So, to paraphrase, squirrels, which have existed for hundreds of years, are only capable of finding food in obvious traps?

They have NO ability to harvest and store food for the winter?

OH WAIT THATS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING MORON!

These creatures do not NEED the meager peanuts in the traps, CERTAINLY not enough to continually HURT themselves in order to get the 5 calories.

Are you a complete retard or something? They wouldnt return if it critically injured them.

Braindead!

[hacked2123]

@darkwestern The simplest explanation is the squirrel is simply not feeling threated. It does not believe it will die, and it does not believe further harm will come to it. It just like a tree branch falling from beneath it, why should it stop climbing trees.

If I saw a trap and I knew I would get slapped in the face, and that's my only consequence, I would grab that $20 bill over and over an over and over and over...and...well you get the point.

[hourglassprod]

Priceless! ROTFL Oh, yea they are rats with bushy tails but they are also tasty! Could be a all new sport like trap shooting but with live animals???

[ARCEYE78]

@hourglassprod yeah and aim them straight into the BBQ! as im keen to try em X)

[devtrev]

NICE!!! They are rats with bushy tales - death to them all. Now, let's get started on the stray cats videos......

[greenjeansmjr]

An overpopulation of an introduced nusiance rodent with few if any predators to control it, and displaces native squirrel species=open season.

Whew.

[TheArmydude050290]

Oh look.....a flying squirrel

[Sqeakerz1]

I'm so going to hell for laughing at this.

[Blechi]

Yeahhh.... sry, i like Squirrel; but this vid kept me laughin´ for two days with tears in my eyes.................  !! üüü

[Slackdragon]

I wish I could catapult this sound track away. God awful! What did you do, record 3 songs playing at once?

[TitanSimba]

This is epic! Grey squirrels are vermin and this is a great way of getting them off your property :D

[ThePaulHopwood]

Mint video. We want more.

[1200com]

At 3:13 the squirrel was like: Should I? or should I not? should I? maybe not, maybe I sho..."phoop". aaaaarrrrrrghhhhhh!!!

[w4rr10r11]

Hey mum! Can I get a shotgun?

When squirrels fly....

[nuthenry2]

where can i buy one lol

[ScottMarriott1]

you should sell that to a squirrel deterent company

[m6driver1]

down with the squirrel those things are a pain

[hellkidgreenday]

I lol'd to epic levels

[ollipeepz]

ohmygodd, people! stop hating! its just a squirrel, and its not even being killed! take a frekin chill-pill!

[BLUTundGermany]

@ollipeepz

if the same squirrel is comin back for more he either

A. enjoys it

B. is suicidal

C. Retarded...

[fueg31]

c'est de la merde cette vidéo, faire ainsi du mal à ces petites bêtes est dégueulasse.



[deadmaaan09]

The thing is, is that I'm certain that whacked out older males build these animal slingshots. You can feel it instinctively. I have no interest in such activities my self. I am an older w male who has seen enough to know. Don't make a bad sitch worse. Bad thinking. Worse feeling. Bad job !

[kltequila]

That was....Funny! and for those that are complaining, its no big deal. Squirrels are tough and I'm sure they all walked away. Or made another trip on the super happy fun launcher.

[gotmildew]

Make another video! Make another video!!!!!

[MarillionDeVoid]

I can't believe how primitively awesome watching this is...

[krisl740]

This vid is BEAST!!!!! Next time you should launch them in a wall. Foe all you haters just know that squirrels have been found as recent as last month infected bubonic plague. HAPPY LAUNCHING!!!

[sethnnam190]

i love this~!!!! i need to make a bigger one for my neighbors pug!!

[TheDoodleman101]

omg yall r idiots EVERY single squirral got up and ran off.....THEN CAME BACK FOR MORE

[jonsolo32]

i dont care about that squirrel because a squirrel killed a bird family and ate there babies TWICE

[jimbobanalbeats]

Epic.

[saintlysimon]

That shit is fucking SQUIRRILENT!!!

[chopppacalamari]

Now you just need a dog pen to land them in.

[splynch1980]

NICE! I am SOOO going to do this. Except I will launch them into a pit of dull rusty spikes! Now that would be EPIC!

[axsys212]

I have been wondering what I should do about all the stinking neighborhood cats crapping in my yard..THANK YOU DARKWESTERN! Thank you...

[DeepSpaceJellyfish]

lold so hard I almost peed myself

[signsbyrusty]

So you think the squirrels are having a blast...being tossed straight up in the air and landing in grass is one thing...that's funny...but being shot indiscriminately at high speed through a maze of tree trunks is not ...but you're getting your chuckles so who cares what pain or injury they might suffer...they're only squirrels.

[roobabe8806]

Im a vegetarian and still laughed at this... Squirrels arent being hurt. They land on their feet like cats... Have a bit of humor. Im sure the ones saying "omg poor squirrels how would YOU like it" still enjoy a big ass fucking burger. Those animals died yet you dont bitch then. Enjoy the clips fuckers and stfu

[huntinforit]

Lmao

[mrfish40]

way too funny

[Dcaution]

omg that squirrel got owned

[BudzMcgr33n]

Lol at 3:15 squirrel is like "I don't know kinda looks like a squirrel launcher, but I really want those nuts so....WHOOAAHHHHHhhhhh!" Great camera angles to whoever set this up.

[gotmildew]

Laughed until I cried.

[integralfrom0to1]

Jesus, that music was unbearable. Now I know what crystal meth at a county fair in New Jersey would sound like.

[childrenofthegrave1]

Squirrels are like cute rats that need to be lauched, Why is everyone pissed when someone launches a squirrel, and not when someone slaughters thounsands of rats??

Bullshit I say.

[lomos72]

This is so wrong and so illegal in so many ways, But dammit, it was so funny to watch!! LMAO.

Poor freakin squirrels, never knew what hit 'em!...