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  • Enjoy climate change, those hurricanes, if they don't kill you, will be the greatest shows on earth, and free of charge. But you can kiss you car and house good bye, just keep a lot of camping gear handy and forget about keeping you home..., just try to keep what you need to build a new one. Climate changes will be so enjoyable, that I almost think we should pollute no holds bare and just let the fucken planet have it..., well we are already, try a little harder, go for a drive, fuck around...

  • Hey, did you hear? That new Nazi used to be a Pope!

    A Pope? No shit! He's dangerous, I'm out of here.

    D.S.

  • the only thing that YANKEENISTAN can do to reduce domestic unemployeement and poverty is send all military age boy and girls to iraq and aghanistan...for killing spree (for free) and come back with shreded body courtesy of IED'S in body bags....nice try uncle sam'UEL'...

  • good one, lot of good points...like the way he does it...

  • Pretty damn funny, and I am picky about my funny.

  • 'Climate cliches could be unstoppable by the end of the century' - by the end of the week more likely, LOL

    Bleeeccch, Monsanto

  • thank you, thank you, thank you, I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Deek you are the best!

  • Food- Pests contribute to my protein intake! Being 70+ percent protein, they keep me from eating bulldozed, sick cattle who are abused by immigrant workers who will do anything for a job, I mean American workers who harvest available 100% beef for my benefit!

  • The Pope will go to Cameroon to offer bad advice and to do damage..Bebe the winner from Rue Paul's Drag race will go to Cameroon to help with love and awareness. perfect example of God's light delivering dark and the Dark delivering God's light. Faces have changed their masks...

  • don't get why its funny

  • 5* for growing the goaty back Deek

  • ha ha!! arrest yourselves if u dont agree with me!! ha ha!! so funny!! :)

  • Great as usual. You *must* do the Fringe darling

  • Pick me up an' hose me down!

    ....you bastard Deek...I've pulled a feckin' muscle now....ooh! - no work 2moro then...brilliant!!

  • lol..nice!! ^_^

  • deek did it again !! keep it coming man !

  • well done and dynamic. I like it... the Fritz's Reserve ... LOL

  • Nicely done.

  • I luv ya man, very entertaining as always. Have a nice w/end.

  • Just back from asda and the price of 5 donnuts have dropped from 60p last week to 58p this week, good news for donnut buyers but in a strange twist, and last week you could buy 2 donnuts for 20p but this week they are 28p. The markets are all over the place, leading to speculation that the billions of euro's given to the irish for being fucking useless at everything except moaning, will be slashed and instead they will be given straw hats with the ears cut out to put on all the wild donkeys

  • Bobyou're so stupid! I'll bet you eat food and drink water. For those of you don't get it, read Mr. Haulks replies to comments above...or below. Oh, and the word "way" was used long before Bill and Ted, stupid!

  • not only am i stupid but i am a loser,morbidly obese,drunk, well not drunk but i want to be but can't because of dependency issues, in poor health, autistic, have ocd symptoms and hate sport, but at least i know humour when i see it, you, on the other hand, can't spell humour.

    I'm not irish or any other nationality, i'm to clever for that. As a wise man once said a baked potato tastes better with cheeeese and beeeens.

    i bet you don't drink tea.

  • deek's psuedo-journalism is entertaining as usual, and bob haulk's comments are non-sequitur cryptic bewilderment as usual, I hope yall keep it up

  • My money's on Nob Hulkless being another incarnation of Deek. It's The FKN Comments.

    I give you Deek:

    "Oh and if you don't think that the uk and the usa aint at war then all i can say is, na fuck it i aint saying any more."

    "Ireland is a back water full of catholics fucking there children, priests fucking donkeys and bitter ginger haired wee tossers bleating on about a potato famine from hundreds of years ago."

    I didn't know there were donkeys there. They must have them up their arse!!!

  • i'm insulted to my core that you could think a hippie like deek is the mighty Bob Haulk. Deek could never come up with the irish gag because he's a wee pape himself. You should see him in his shellsuit and celtic replica football shirt with the obligatory bottle of buckfast.

    Deek and i disagree fundamentally on the idea of the uk and usa are at war but since i'm always correct it must be true.

    Donkeys roam wild in ireland so i guess you'd go unnoticed if you lived there

    I bet you drink red cola.

  • Wow Bob, you sure to bet a lot of people that they eat and drink things. You're so fucking stupid it makes me sad. Can I send you a dollar?

  • that would be to much like hard work , everyone has there own way of seeking attention mine is making videos. I try to make them entertaining i hope its a fair trade for peoples time and consideration.

  • Deek,

    Your talents are amazing. Taking ventriloquism to the next level. That's damn good.

    Is there anyway you could perhaps have a moving piece of clipart above their names where strings rise and vibrate? And perhaps a hand, or at least the fingers protruding with those strings wrapped around them?

    Anybody else need a hit??

  • Sorry for there to be some confusion as to my identity, there's no reckoning in the mind of some. Let me swear on the book of Dawkins that i, me,has not, nor never, at anytime, in the past or the future, been deek.

    Though i take issue of his description of me as a troll. I'm just giving my two bobs worth, i know it's not worth much but, hey, it's long way to tipperary and it looks like you're running late

    I bet you buy clothes from the catalogue.

  • If I wanted to call the ira wankers etc I assure you I would. Mr Haulk is the very model of a troll, but feel free to feed him if you wish.

  • Sorry Deek,

    I was just having fun. It's early Saturday afternoon and it's this or the other site that is explaining how an object twice the size of Jupiter rushed past us here in 2003 and almost destroyed the entire solar system, but at the last minute, was thwarted by a Sun burst. Nibiru has already been here, or something.

    Small humor, I know, but it breaks the monotony of writing the book!!

    Cheers!!

  • Deek is unfair concerning Pope's pronouncements. Suppose that maybe that Pope is giving us a word of warning about the potential contents of those condoms. After all you can't check all the condoms in the world for their content. And some producers might get mischevous in adding, say, HIV ingredients.

    While some of Deek's claims are also problematic (esp. about the imputation of direct link between the money base and inflation), I found his mimicking of swollen Mr. Brown very crafty.

  • i love the pope, he is, after all, a wanker. No need for condoms when you are just knocking one off the wrist.

  • Deek, you just get better and better!

  • Nice one Deek you're the best

  • Is it just me? Or does Monsanto remind u of Umbrella from that Resident Evil game.

  • People today are WAY too stupid to change anything. They are told that everything is fair and the follow.

  • are you classing yourself as one of the people that are WAY to stupid, or do you think using english like bill and teds excellent adventure is a sign of a higher intellect ?

    I bet you eat mcdonalds

  • Pick up a modern book, stupid! I don't need to prove my intellect to you. Yes, I do enjoy a meal at McDonald's every once in a while. You could use a spelling class and a sense of humor, though. And stop taking yourself so seriously. I'll think circles around you, "Mr. Space before a question mark." You also might not like my toilette paper folding method. Jesus! I'll bet you don't get laid very often, BobHaulk.

  • i've just discovered why you think i need a spelling class, you're using american english, so, as it turns out, it is yourself who is in need of a lesson in using the queens english. You can keep the bastardization of english, i prefer to stick to the original and best. Example humour is correct, humor is wrong.Favour is not favor, tosser is still tosser so there aint no confusion there.

  • You can take the Queen's English and shove it up her royal ass. SOme of us like to keep with the times, ye old fool! I also speak modern Russian, Spanish and Cantonese. Also, even though I do drink tea, if you think that my tea drinking habbits in any way reflect my intelligence, then all the fucking secial gunpowder isn't gong to help you. So, can I send you that dollar?

  • If you were keeping with the times you would have spotted that you have made an arse of yourself. You've even resorted to telling me things to try and make yourself look clever, but as Peter Doherty once remarked, i'm so clever but clever aint wise.

    What would i want a dollar for ? It's worth fuck all. If you were smart you would know that sterling is the only currency worth anything, always will be. Your lack of knowledge of the true power is as expected.

  • isn't the GBP finished too ? Stay pissed !

  • Nope, sterling will be fine. We are arcadia after all, Albion rising and all that.

    I don't drink either. The forces of darkness want you to drink.

    Ask yourself who it is that owns most of the land of the earth, then shut the fuck up.

    I bet you think Withnail and I is the best film ever made.

  • Deek, I am a subscriber. I love your videos, but sometimes the things you say are so true that I want to punch you in your face! Not because you did anything, just because you're the first face I see when your fuckin' news pisses me off. How do you maintain a sense of humor about the utter bullshit that surrounds us knowing that the age of doing something about it is over.

  • Pope Nazi Benedict the 4th reich,

    Classic!!

  • Awesome video !! But Its 4 million a year dieing of aids in Africa,,5/5 ******

  • made-off. too funny

  • Deek, why are you so fucking brilliant?!?

  • Satirical Gold, it's good you've gone live at Edinburgh!

  • Satire at its best.

  • How could the Vatican be for the soft kill, eugenics, de-population etc... and be against birth control? Isn't this a conflict of interest?

  • Fuck the Celtic and the Nazi Pope!

    Do you agree?

  • Deek,

    Always improving!!! Great stuff. The overlay on top of the pope's head was great. It reminded me of a cartoon I'd watch in the morning where their lips were superimposed over the drawing, so only their mouths moved.

    btw,

    When will people start saying it right?? It's never been the NWO. It's always been the OWO, repackaged. It's not something that crawled out of Bush Sr's butt 15 years ago, I assure you (well, I won't go so far as to debuttify the story, but still)

  • funy that toeg1 is wrong again. The NWO is bush and his family. They are trying to over from the Queen and her empire. They've been at it for years. The Queen and the rothschilds are not on americas side, and if you looked futher than alex the christian patriot jones you might find out. You do know jones just makes stuff up, none of his shit is true. America and the uk have been at war for 150 years you dumb fuck.Honestly, why do you think it's american jews that live in israel not english?

  • BobHaulk, Honestly, do you ever read your comments before you post? You are like a mad dog that does not know who to bite. Furthermore, please read some history books. Stop trying to look more informed than you are. Grow up.

  • what are these history books you're talking about then ? Let me fucking guess, oh eye, the world according to David Icke,Alex Jones,Jordan maxwell,Jim Marrs,Laurance Gardnier ,robert lomax, i could go on.

    You fucking jokers can read all the shite you like but you will never even come close. I laugh at you're ignorance. Oh and if you don't think that the uk and the usa aint at war then all i can say is, na fuck it i aint saying any more. Join the masons b4 it's too late

  • Oh, shit Bob, I just realized your Irish. And I though you were just stupid!!! Turns out you must be pretty smart around your own neighborhood, huh?

  • I see I'm not the only one telling BobHaulk to read a book.

  • :-D

    :-(

  • go to 5;45...LOL!

  • are you rob halford

  • Inspirational!

  • This is only missing trevor mcdonald

  • Lots truth but ya gotta laugh. Loved it

  • Khazar Zionist Rothschild's Round Table, CFR, Federal Reserve, UN, NWO henchman at it's finest. It assaults with more than just it's hate of Mankind. These Demons worship money, greed, corruption and mass murder. They amass at secret society meetings and spin their plans for World Domination through World Globalization. International Bankers control all countries of the World. Population Reduction: 600BN to 1/2BN. Extermination and Genocide managed with their MIC (Military

    industrial Machine).

  • When Alex Jone's says it, it says so false & unfounded....but when you say it, it all fits in to place.

    Originally, I just thought that the NWO conspiracy movement, was just a bunch of ill-informed uber Nationalist 'patriots' who wanted to distract us from the massive crimes & atrocities of the U.S. & Britain & the 10 million Plus people they have killed since WWII.

    But when you say it, with absolutely no evidence backing it up (except probably some links to prisonplanet) it all sounds true!

  • The Zionist Black Jesuit NWO OLD 1 The Queen=Eye of the Illuminati 2 Rothschild=Finance 3 Jesuit Black Pope=Religion 4 Bush=Military Zionist bloodline of evil. NEW 1) the eye - 'big brother' or the CIA/MI6/MOSSAD and illuminated bloodlines 2) finance - often rothschilds, but many others. 3) the whole vatican is religion / spiritual 4) Washington, indeed, is the military wing of the NWO. The only way to fight the Illuminati it is to learn about them. Please educate yourself and others. NWO=OWN
  • The Military Industrial Machine (MIC) is so powerful, it doesn't even have to obey the laws of acronym creation. Scary!

  • its actually Military-industrial complex

    MIC

    just saying

  • raw sex

  • 5 stars. Debt slaves and GMO gene patent slaves, what joy we have! With a perpetual carbon tax for good measure, lucky us.

  • Why is there a google add for Puerto Vallarta Gay hotel on your video?

  • hey anybody remember Saturday Night Live? i hear those words like an echo....literally for deaf ears... this rox. creative value above TRUTH...and here we also have relevant commentary.

  • Fritzl needs to get raped by goblins.

  • Have a nice week end

  • Great one!

  • as long as fknnewz is allowed to make these videos...we still have hope, we're not totally fucked..........yet

  • hahaha so true! lol

  • Guerilla radio.

  • The wicked flourish, for the righteous don;' FUCK EM UP enough!!!

  • HAHAHA, he introduces his so-called news by saying, "hello economic slaves." Can you imagine the real news saying this! It would take months for the social engineers to fix that one.HAHAHA

  • The only newscast that tells the truth.

  • fna

  • For real, the Pope and Roman Catholicism are the antichrist and are soooo evil! The Jesuits are behind every corrupt thing ever since america was started!

  • No Republicans ever comment on your vids Deek. I think they just don't know what the fuck to make of it all.

  • Deek doesn't buy into the Democrat vs Republican scam.

  • He also doesn't buy into vague, simplistic revolutionary rhetoric

  • its not funny anymore - the shit is starting to hit the fan.

    keep it up deek - the fkn newz is the only newz for me.

  • Absolutely brilliant!!! Keep it up Deek!!! =]

  • 4 Brits have just been shot in an attack at their barracks in Basra after ordering a kebab which was being delivered to the side door by a man riding a donkey! Never heard such nonsense in my life.

  • Deek Pizza!

  • What are British troops doing in Ireland? I mean apart from ordering pizzas? Hmmm. Oh yes thats right they are in dozens of foritified occupation establishments....and someone doesn't want them to leave! I wonder who! Cui Bono!

  • It's complicated, there are those in N.I that WANT to be part of the U.K.

  • And there are those that don't who and who are constantly referred to as terrorists! "We may have caught something on CCTV", says the chief cuntstable. Methinks there are dark forces at work here! Ever seen the security around brit bases in NI?

  • Yes, but demonising the U.K by suggesting it's all colonialism is hardly objective is it. I'm fully aware that some would prefer the U.K was out of N.I, as I'm fully aware there are some that don't.

    and no, never seen. N.I is a bit of a hell-hole tbh, I'd rather not go somewhere that's so hostile. That's my opinion though, and no, I'm not English. :p

  • I'm not demonizing the UK the UK is!

    If you ever visit NI - try to get any where near a Brit Fortress and see what happens!

  • You sound biased, like.

    Conversation terminated. :)

  • Im not biased, I hate everybody equally!

  • oh dearie me, played like a fiddle in an irish theme bar.

    Oh and stop libeling me as a racist, or brave men in balaclavas will come round and hide in the bushes outside your house.

  • calling me a racist on my page is not very nice considering you're a nationalist. Can you not take an obvious joke or, as i suspect you're an out and out nationalist biggot You have 9/11 video's yet you think killing people is good. My point still stands, it don't matter what you call your bit land or what the name of the government is because your whole life is dominated by the multi national elite and a bunch of fucking ira cunts aint gonna change it.

    Top of the morning to ya, fir sure

  • Wow,

    In three years, one comment. Your popularity underwhelms me.

    "a bunch of fucking ira cunts aint gonna change it."

    who could argue with that?

  • Fuck Bono! He's an Illuminati puppet.

  • Yep, that's precisely what he is.

    I hope someone actually physically does do to boner what you suggested..........erm...with a rotating pineapple.

  • do you honestly think it matters who the government of ireland is ? I thought the nwo order ran things. I bet you've got a celtic strip. Ireland is a back water full of catholics fucking there children, priests fucking donkeys and bitter ginger haired wee tossers bleating on about a potato famine from hundreds of years ago. Oh and 99% of the population don't give a fuck anymore, even the ira. I can tell you're not near the action, that's why you're an armchair general.

  • i love being a debt slave, yaaaaay.

  • Praise white Jesus!

  • They re-wrapped the NWO in the name NAFTA. It's the same thing. Just a different name.

  • I've said it before, I'll say it again, but.. DEEK is a fucking genius!!!

    don't ever change!!!

    Peace :):)

  • its all over for americans. im just preparing to die thats what our lovely government has in store, and we as americans cant stop it now.

  • HA!

  • Yes. I am so happy that you are doing this Deek. I know you think that most people are just lemming idiots who do not want to pay attention to the truth. Thus, as you have said many a time, you have given up on humanity. But for those of us who do listen to you, thank you. You do a great service to us all. Keep it up!!

  • Ben Bernake dry banged my ass yesterday. What a man he is!

  • you rule... when you get a tv show make sure we can see it in the u.s..... in the fema camps too.

  • awesome!

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