I can't believe I noticed this, but the sound the gun makes in the police station, is just a slightly modified sound of the T-1000's head being blown apart from Terminator 2.
@TheNandojoe You know I find it it weird that the film is from 2008 and nobody talked about it, but now that in 2011, the film was distributed and is being sold in stores, now is when everyone bashes the film.
Amazingly someone was just complaining to me about how his friends and family don't say goodbye on the phone. Just click. I see in movies and TV... I gotta go... let me get back to ya... i'll call you later... call me when you find out...
Nice neck wrap, John! I like how you pointed out how humanless the dialogue in the story was written, ie no one saying "goodbye" on the phone or just telling cyborg chick to "stop" over and over again. CRAP, BILLY!
i like how for the guy who gets axe-murdered it's all cloudy and overcast (as he points out, saying it's about to rain) but for the axe murderer it's cloudless, intense sunshine.
Insect blood wouldn't do jack for radiation. Insects (not just roaches) are resistant to radiation because of the way their exoskeletons shed and regenerate cells. They're not invulnerable either, but roaches can withstand about 16 times the rad dose of a humyn. There's a type of wasp that can withstand much more than that: 180,000 rads! But again, it's not the blood that makes them that way.
See, the funny thing about "pseudoscience" is the "pseudo" part. Insect blood doesn't even work the same way humyn blood does. It doesn't transport oxygen (because it doesn't need to since their biomechanics work differently). So transfusing human blood with insect blood would result in a slab of dead meat (the organic components of a cyborg in this case). Since insects are "inside-out" compared to us (as we are to them), their organs float in a reservoir of blood. Ask Bruce's opinion on this.
I've seen pretty much every Zagarino and Genesse movie but this one, Project Shadowchaser IV, Spiker and Death Train are probably the worst. I saw Armstrong recently and it was a pretty good B movie.
@Goldenkitten1 Well I guess they've gotta start somewhere, remember that James Cameron did Piranha 2 before Aliens, Terminator or Titanic. Plus i don't really see how we can say much about it since it was like under a minute and john didn't say it was THAT bad I guess.
No wonder it reminds you of Delta Force II - it was directed by the same goon. AND it's got one of the goons from Delta Force III in the main role. I think his name's Billy or smth...
The only more up to date movie I would like to shitcased it The Wicker Man remake with Nicolas Cage. I think you would have a good time with that one.
Why all crappy films have to feature a stuck up girl in high waist pants?
For some reason it has been a cliche in crappy movies.
Xerxes1688 5 months ago
I can't believe I noticed this, but the sound the gun makes in the police station, is just a slightly modified sound of the T-1000's head being blown apart from Terminator 2.
Holy shit useless info, but whatever~
Retehi 5 months ago
@TheNandojoe You know I find it it weird that the film is from 2008 and nobody talked about it, but now that in 2011, the film was distributed and is being sold in stores, now is when everyone bashes the film.
cfonsi 6 months ago
this shits hilarious.... i actually love watching shitty movies like this
ItMightBeAChicken 7 months ago
Nice review Billy.
Melvinwacko 7 months ago
you should so review the mist
wrightmt01 8 months ago
George O'Connor
wieprz 8 months ago
Billy!!! You can't go down there Billy!! Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!
fedexior 8 months ago
Half man, half cop, complete crap
Cuntfinger 8 months ago 5
Love your reviews and this one is no exception. thanks to Martial horror for allerting me to your awesomeness. keep the reviews coming.
dswift 8 months ago
Amazingly someone was just complaining to me about how his friends and family don't say goodbye on the phone. Just click. I see in movies and TV... I gotta go... let me get back to ya... i'll call you later... call me when you find out...
EpiquestGame 8 months ago
Cyborg Cop 3? I didn't even know there was a Cyborg Cop 2. Or 1.
rofyle 8 months ago
Good stuff, best Shitcase I've seen in a while. Cyborg Cop 3 does indeed look like utter shite.
ShowRyuKen 8 months ago
I remember you said that yoi'll not been revieving Cyborg Cop 3! But thanx for review. Please review Ice Pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fjodin 8 months ago
Nice neck wrap, John! I like how you pointed out how humanless the dialogue in the story was written, ie no one saying "goodbye" on the phone or just telling cyborg chick to "stop" over and over again. CRAP, BILLY!
Seraphim3040 8 months ago
BILLY !
staypuftlova 8 months ago
i like how for the guy who gets axe-murdered it's all cloudy and overcast (as he points out, saying it's about to rain) but for the axe murderer it's cloudless, intense sunshine.
MisterRiffley 8 months ago
where can i get a copy of that movie called rambling?
peales1 8 months ago
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surrealgeorge 8 months ago
3:52 It's Colonel Quaritch when he was younger!
Insect blood wouldn't do jack for radiation. Insects (not just roaches) are resistant to radiation because of the way their exoskeletons shed and regenerate cells. They're not invulnerable either, but roaches can withstand about 16 times the rad dose of a humyn. There's a type of wasp that can withstand much more than that: 180,000 rads! But again, it's not the blood that makes them that way.
IggyHazard 8 months ago
Haha! Brilliant review, your sense of humour and taste in movies is similar to mine (Oh dear!). Would love to see Robocop reviewed.
cerberus3838 8 months ago
No you MUST do the SUperman with Nuclear man
2Old4Toys 8 months ago
See, the funny thing about "pseudoscience" is the "pseudo" part. Insect blood doesn't even work the same way humyn blood does. It doesn't transport oxygen (because it doesn't need to since their biomechanics work differently). So transfusing human blood with insect blood would result in a slab of dead meat (the organic components of a cyborg in this case). Since insects are "inside-out" compared to us (as we are to them), their organs float in a reservoir of blood. Ask Bruce's opinion on this.
IggyHazard 8 months ago
@IggyHazard Nice comment, anyone with any biological training or education will laugh their asses off at these silly ass films.
pretorious700 8 months ago
@pretorious700 Thanks. \8-D
I read a lot of entomology field guides (of nerdular nerdance) as a kid.
IggyHazard 8 months ago
I've seen pretty much every Zagarino and Genesse movie but this one, Project Shadowchaser IV, Spiker and Death Train are probably the worst. I saw Armstrong recently and it was a pretty good B movie.
ClassicR0cker 8 months ago
@ClassicR0cker Shadow chaser 2, in IV the good guy is Tod Jensen.
das81 8 months ago
Hell yeah, mega man ftw.
Buttcrack2012 8 months ago
Do Cyborg!
MrWiLDAPEMAN 8 months ago
i heard music from the old friday the 13th movies you know 1-4 b4 jason became zombie
corteztheman4EVER 8 months ago
Ha ha ha! Two reviews in one episode. Nice job. Figured you would do "Cyborg Cop 3", you just couldn't resist could you.
sfighter991 8 months ago
Excellent review, cant wait to make a 3rd dvd disc for shitcase cinema. What a legend John, what a legend. We salute you.
14Tak 8 months ago
come on do superman 4
j24800 8 months ago
One has to wonder how amateur filmmakers really believe their stuff is remotely amusing.
Goldenkitten1 8 months ago
@Goldenkitten1 Well I guess they've gotta start somewhere, remember that James Cameron did Piranha 2 before Aliens, Terminator or Titanic. Plus i don't really see how we can say much about it since it was like under a minute and john didn't say it was THAT bad I guess.
Thisismytrollingface 8 months ago
2:53
The sinister HAD scientist" is what you have written.
I'm no trying to troll you I love shitcase cinema I'm just letting you know.
tkirby3679 8 months ago
George O'Connor! Tom's brother. Sorry, I'm rambling on.
Cuntfinger 8 months ago
No wonder it reminds you of Delta Force II - it was directed by the same goon. AND it's got one of the goons from Delta Force III in the main role. I think his name's Billy or smth...
AnotherWhiskey 8 months ago
The only more up to date movie I would like to shitcased it The Wicker Man remake with Nicolas Cage. I think you would have a good time with that one.
brian15243 8 months ago
Well Joihn, seems thta now we have Zagarino and Genese we need Shadow Chaser 2!!!
das81 8 months ago
loving it. seriously, after a long week at work i look forward to a shitcase review.
banneradders 8 months ago
Hahaha I loved the review at the end thanks mate xD and yes that bloke must've been rather talented :P
surrealgeorge 8 months ago
LOL "Billy"!!!!
IDMWEIGHTSIDM 8 months ago
reviews great as always :)
Bamskrull 8 months ago
No bumbag hero or John Rees Davies to call everyone "lad" ? This sucks even more than the last two did! lol
lordginge2010 8 months ago
2:01 - 2:17 ~ wow, after all this time I thought my girlfriend and I were the only ones who ever notice.
RavnDream 8 months ago
No bum bag= shit movie.
Smithfilmproductions 8 months ago 6
in great memory of the bum bag XD
computermonster1 8 months ago
Well done, as always. You provide more humour than most of these bombs do!
TheCaptainLulz 8 months ago
Always a joy to see a shitcasecinema video in my subscription box :-)
My only problem with this movie is that, there is no Kurt focking Russell.
YE-HAW.
jerudoriginal91 8 months ago
Nice review, as always
Kringsdude 8 months ago
Double reviews! Sweet!
Atripple 8 months ago