Battle Report: Blood Angels vs Imperial Guard

[FenderStratster]

how bigs the bored

[TheCcrack]

i thought all units had to be at least 1" away from any other unit.

i dont think that guy knows how to play

[Jordso007]

How many points was it

[columbus217]

our store has a hulking great marine :D

[TheKiwifreak]

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO JAWABALLS IS; BLASPHEMY!!!

[Midnight6405]

Hey that was a fun video to see thank you, and also a question for everyone here. So im looking into a new army to play Necrons seem to be getting pushed away by GW and who knows when they will ever be coming back.. So i was thinking Death Korps of Krieg army.. or something else.. if anyone could shoot some stuff my way on some info about a really fun army that would be awesome.. Thanx all :D

[mickykiller]

I played a blood angels guy in a tournament on sunday with my guard and he reserved everything cept a single squad in a building. i had 1 basilisk and a master of ord. 1st turn i used basilisk first scattered and MoO second which hit but always scatters... 2nd turn i used MoO first which hit/then scattered and basilisk second which scattered. ARG,i lost because i had instinctually moved my russ' and guards up the borad and got my backend handed to me when he deepstriked a few things behind me

[maniacmarcus1]

why wouldnt tanks get cover saves?

[MrGrimmv2]

He seemed so disapointed and sad when he lost.

[Occhiodiargento]

I prefer the Mudusa =/

[toj97]

nice :) i am also a guard player in a couple a days i will get my valhallen ice warriors i just cant wait :D im so exited, by the way great vid, im a fan of your vids :)

[BakuraFox]

THe nids will eat u all :D

[Fritzdude96]

as you wach the diorama you think to your self "that would never happen under the command of jawaballs"

[Coolwhitey]

Man I wish I lived in a place where this hobby/general interest in the 40k universe was actually evident... can't find a lot of sci-fi fans in bumfuck Wisconsin, go figure.

[Toxicrafa]

Maybe it's just me but it seems to me that this Doug dude isn't having fun when he's playing a game (never smiles, saying that he never lost with this army, etc), he's juste there to win... and actually he lost!! Was he like that?

[MegaPopinfresh]

is dante good

[TimmyTheNerd]

Any advice for someone wanting to get into Warhammer 40,000? My only MiniWargaming experience so far is Heroscape.

[port40k]

Ok 1st off let me say OH MY GOD, i know Doug irl and this is so weird seeing him on youtube. He goes to my local shop and everyone knows he was undefeated for 2 years (i tied him with orks once) and he is one of our top players and its crazy to see you beat him. btw where was this?

[haloister123]

Damn guardsmen with their angry flashlight guns he blinded DANTE that JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Primarch19]

only when more than half of the tank isn't visible from the guy who's firing point of view,

I know this video is over a year old, but yeah, I like to say something. :P

[madmono1994]

i hate you jawaballs...

why can you paint so damn good

grrrr... >:(

loool im joking lovely models

[haloister123]

wait are the models behind the covver if so yes if not then no if its an ordanance and its shooting over a mountain or something then yes if any other kind of cover than no.

[haloister123]

@haloister123 well only if its an obscured target

[300spartanmoms]

Based on the comment you said Doug made, he sounds like an ass who makes power gaming lists to destroy his son with.

[dineablade]

was that you in the picture or someone eles?

[eveplayer12]

woot blood angels obliterate =D

[clayisajedi444]

LASGUNS TO THE RESCUE!

[Gregorious926]

Wow the guy you played against seems so bitter im new to this game and hope i never play someone like that lol.

[MortisLegio]

Dante... NO!!!!!!

[Beeeaaand]

is it smart to put jet packs on your death company squad??

[Taz3841]

though i got admit that guard player is a little everywhere.

[Taz3841]

I just beat blood angles last week with my IG his deth company never stood a chance and his firsco dreadnought got destoryed in the first turn for the EMPEROR.

[LtTrenz]

@Taz3841 And they said the blood angels were dangerous... psshhhhh

lol

[Taz3841]

@LtTrenz i know i think every one has forgot about them.



[SPNKr02]

yay for Baltimore!, great vid. would like to see how that battle would turn out with the new codexes (probably spelt that wrong)

[LtTrenz]

Guard Player here...

We shall destroy you with our DEATHSTRIKE MISSILE Launcher... muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

jk, Doug looked like he had a rough time, did he have any Leman Russes?

[jawaballs]

@LtTrenz No, he had an alpha strike guard list that relied upon me deploying my entire army as per 4th edition rules so he could blow me off the table. He was not ready for me to reserve every thing, then come onto the table and pick him off.

[thelittlemind]

@jawaballs you have any vids that are 2v2 or something more than a 1v1? great vids btw

[Taz3841]

@jawaballs menticore's are much better than deathstrikes and the new spearhead makes them reload missiles that are used also guard players can have armoured sentanels to guard their menticores from any harm.

[Taz3841]

@LtTrenz you me both brother.

[EmperorSHammr]

@LtTrenz yea if the shot doesnt come in on turn 6! muhahahahah

[LoTRx40kPeeWee]

lol WoW Jawaballs there is no Mercy from you, in Tabletop and insults you still reign king lol

[jawaballs]

Haha, I tend to hold my tongue. But when needed, I have a vicious one indeed. :)

[fool999]

Fawk2099 what an name what does it mean fawk yourself huh? why do we even awnser to this guy is it even worth awnser to this guy who doesnt probably have a life to begin with he's dead to probably everyone else and he thought its was funny to make fun of us. what an philosopher who acts like an childish brat idiot,

professional huh?what an poor life u must lead, please for the rest of u who act like this

, stop acting childish and get back to the reality we all posses

[1maze1]

Fawk2099 i feel sorry for u, go jump off a bridge and mabe yer kid will have a chance at not growing up to be as worthless as u.

[1maze1]

I was gonna help Blast this fuking loser but jawa u doing a bang up job. How pathetic Fawk2099 is, talking all this shit about how much better he is than people that play WH, and when u read what he says u can tell he is a racist discusting usless sack if skin. this poor bastered probably has been picked on his whole life so he took some roids and got buff but he is still to much of a pussy to start shit in RL so he trolls the net.

[hixxxxxxxxlolrofl]

shut up fawk yur a dumb ass you are jelus that you cant afors models like that you should just shut your fat mouth

[fnglert]

Oh come on, all you haters .. Leave people who enjoy their hobbies in peace. We let you in peace, let us have our hobbies too.

[jawaballs]

@Fawk2099 Ohhh I get it... there is no eyecandy here for you. You got bored with undressing all the bench pressers with your eyes at Golds and resorted to random searches on youtube. You're so excited with checking out all the guys in this video that you probably finished yourself off before you got to search for gay porn and now are just laying hate and blaming us for ruining your Friday night. Now you are going to have to spend the rest of the evening looking at muscle magazines and drooling.

[KILOBify]

@jawaballs High Five jawaballs!!!

[dineablade]

@jawaballs wow dude harsh comeback

[passwordresetisbroke]

@jawaballs Your sexy voice certainly helps me climax :D

[haloister123]

@jawaballs WOW that was . . . just . . . . un . . . expected from you jawaballs

[jawaballs]

@haloister123 Well, sometimes dudes just need to be put in their place! You can only be so nice, so much until you hit your limit. That dude deserved it!

[haloister123]

@jawaballs yeah i know but still what did he say to you because their is a point

[azyalius]

i dont believa a 6 year old would have enough money for this hobby ;d , maybe you mistokk them with your barbies

[jawaballs]

@Fawk2099 Instead you would rather play trainer for a bunch of roid head gym rats. Go put on your spandex and do some reps with some sweaty grunting thug trying to hide his latent homosexuality by being more of a man. You know that gets you going. Those sounds... the smells... reminds you of the boys locker room while you were skipping home economics and learning how to diddle your boyfriend. What do you care how much any things costs? I will pay you 500 bucks to kill yourself. One less idiot.

[pawlettskatersalex]

@Fawk2099 why did you search the video then ? fucking trolls......

[wakcedout]

@pawlettskatersalex what the hell did this guy say its to much work to scroll down and search is comments lol, i just enjoy BatRep's especially from jawaballs to try and learn better tactics, plus they make great background noise when your painting almost like being at a local store.

[pawlettskatersalex]

@wakcedout lmao i can't remember man, but yeah i like watching these videos, good tactical insight like you said! but yeah the comment i think was just hating on a game and i get annoyed people feel the need to search something they don't like just to troll it!

[reaptheglory]

Then why the hell are you watching this video you fucking idiot. If you don't enjoy watching or playing the game why are you wasting your time by watching the video you ass bag.

[warhammer40kplayer]

you tell him Chris!

[Fawk2099]

u know i might've played with these when i was like 5 or 6 but now that im a grown man i have better shit to do than stand around and play with plastic figures and use a tape measure WTF? Are you all a bunch of virgins? I havent seen any wedding rings go figure. This looks about as fun as watching paint dry

[jawaballs]

I have a beautiful wife, a fantastic baby, a prolific social life and I probably make twice as much as you scum bag. So how bout you stick to getting drunk, picking the lint out of your belly button, eating your zits and beating your ugly girlfriend or wife you pathetic waste of a welfare check. You probably lack the mental function to even comprehend something like spending your free time on a meaningful hobby rather then chewing your dandruff and smelling your own farts. Get a life.

[jawaballs]

@Fawk2099 Haha, nice reply. "you get a life" did you learn how to make that comeback in elementary school? Hey douche, Ms. Pratt your 3rd teacher called. Her class wants it's retort back. Oh and nice slurs. You are as ignorant as you are racist. Must be the life of a party! Lol, physical therapist? Did you earn that degree at University of Phoenix? "Personal Trainer" Synonym for self obsessed chest shaving megalomaniac. How bout you stick to hanging out at Golds gym eyeballing the dudes.

[hixxxxxxxxlolrofl]

you should shut the hell up because u probably sit in you chair all day and looking at these videos and wish you are half the weight they are so just shut your fat ass up

[FuzzyScotsman]

i have to agree with the comments about the chap being a bit...moody. Certainly in comparison to some of the other people ive seen in the jawaballs videos who all looked liek they were having fun regardless of winning or losing. Think some people just get a lil to caught up in it to take a step back and enjoy the ride.

[Trueflights]

anyone else find the guys "fight" shirt with the snake eyes funny? shouldn't it be double 6's?

[landraider101]

im going to start an orc army (not new to 40k i have 2k point black templar which i <3) would it be a good to make a 90% close combat army? im thinking 1 or 2 squad orc boyz with as many close quarter weaps and my army will be mostly nobz . sound good?

[TonPappa]

it is but you have to be carfull for thoes shooting armys. they k=could kill you before you reach the end of the bored. try to add some bikes or something to distract them and buy enough time for your ork boyz to get them and cut them to shredz.

[jaimelabourgeoisie]

He was playing sore looser guards. Pretty hard to play

[KILOBify]

Guardsmen are fun to play....

:D

In small games I personally feel...

[B1oodAngels4life]

pick blood angels space marines there sooo good i know theres lots out there but there really good.

[ZatoichiBlindSword]

Broken morelike. Mephiston and 3 psychic powers every turn....pretty lame...he makes Arhiman look like a...jawa....

[alexander92648]

the guy your playing against seems like a douche

[wydog286]

that guy looked ANGRY that he lost

[Zekido]

That man looked upset.

[Waaaarrrgh]

he looks like he had a dark eldar codex

[Guppy120]

i just finished collecting my ork army and now ima start a new army but i cant decided between ultramarines and imperal gaurd.Who would you pick and y?

[Cutthroat556]

Too many SM players out there, and imperial guard have some really good stratedgies, and have some good and bad moments

[taitc123]

ahhh thats wat u look lyk

[shankork]

what would the proper reaction to someone reserving everything be?

[TheChaosUndivided]

lol.

Death by lasgun, that happens to me so much.

one wound left, one wound from Lasgun, OMG what do i roll????

ONE

Thats one big dead Battlesuit Commander -.-

[Beskoeh]

bah! i wanna go there!!! to far though, i live in sweden

[PaladinZebra]

I saw a dark eldar codex on the table :)

[chazzilla495]

@PaladinZebra isnt thzt a daemonhunters codex?

[Servbot33]

I hate it when people use multi-colored models in their army.

[HunterCreed]

naw it can be okay if you play lets say, ig and you have 2 regiments mixed together (Which isnt uncommon)

[TheChaosUndivided]

Lol, it is kinda distracting :P

[kevinmcd28]

haha i play imperial guard and i only ever play my cousin and his blood angels, haha

[musicalgenius96]

i play blood angels.i plan on only using infantry and some dreadnouhts because i dont like the way tanks look on the battlefield.should i be okay when playing games???

[daveintheclouds]

you wont really be able to move your troops quickly or contest objectives late in the game, in 5th edition if you arent mechanized you arent gonna win a lot

[BloodRavenCHAM]

is this the guy from ur blog?

[Lolomlas]

I am watching these Battle Reports on youtube and i realised that I have never seen Imperial Guard players win. They are that weak on tabletop?

[clayisajedi444]

There not as weak in the new codex, but they are a bit tough to use correctly.

[dylonnigh]

not really, i win alot with my list

[inbuisness]

yeah. i have great luck with mech. based lists. good amount of tanks and chimeras. plus in the new codex you can take fucking Veterans as troops. IG are awesome, but I still love my Space wolve army, gotta love the wolvies.

[TheChaosUndivided]

Actually, its all about the dice, like the example in here, dante got killed by 1 lasgun when he survived everything else.

[clubace090]

how often are you at the battle bunker?

Id like to play you there

[fang107107]

how dare he not know ur fame

[Hyperionides]

I don't know who I am, I don't know who I am.....

[Knightfall316]

dude i go there! thats where i live!

[koolaid2468]

where is this place? in the US?

[AlphaCommand99]

Games Workshop Battle Bunker/Store

HQ is located at Glen Burnie, Maryland

not far from Baltimore.

[crazyvagrantproduct]

Hey ive got a bishop down at my local shop, does he have a pony tail?

[WayOfSaimHann]

Yes he does, maybe he is the same Bishop. Comic Book Heaven?

[crazyvagrantproduct]

very nice.....i play BA myself but not as much as vanilla SM. Im actually picking up the new guard dex to test them out on vassal and then buy some models.

[kazamato1]

those guards arnt the normal type i userly plays =/

[miniwolf52]

alot of them are storm troopers i think, but not kasrkin, just the normal ones

[BloodRavenCHAM]

whats the difference?

[PeteScete]

kasrkin are the cadien specal forces they are not stormtroopers

[ScullCandy56]

Ya but they are counted as stormtroopers when playing.

[BloodRavenCHAM]

kasrkin aren't in any army codex

[iPotatoChip]

Jawaballs, I love watching your battle report vids :)

[Altier215]

what i find amazing and weird is that i go to game day, see jawaballs and his banner, and i dont realise it is him untill i see me and my dad in his video in the background. it is a small world.

[LoverzCry]

Tanks do grant and get cover saves. : P

[Saxmaster96]

I love the Assault marine at 7:39 , that was what you submitted to golden demon, isn't it?

[WarlordChoco]

I apologise if anyone else has said this but I believe that tanks get cover saves. on 4+ the attack is negated :]

[jawaballs]

Tanks only get saves if 50% of the facing of the vehicle that the shooter is in is obstructed.

[ModelKlaani]

how do u do that omega red?

[jawaballs]

I have a video in my library called Blending Blood Angels. That will help you a bit.

[GigginM16]

I bet he'll think twice before being smug again.

[jacksta145]

im getting some space marines soon but which glue would you recomend me to get,is citadel the best to use?

[jawaballs]

I use GW super glue.

[thecaelin]

for plastic models i really like Plastic Glue (i use 'Revell' Contacta Professional), more expensive but its alot better for taking time to adjust model positions, and also it doesnt get stuck to ur skin so easily/strongly.

but for metal models still need the super stuff, hehe

[svonk92]

lol a las gun, that's a pretty shameful way to die.

[DCrimsonFist]

love the battle reports keep them up dude. :)

[TheOnlyLichKing]

lol

1. who the hell dosn't know who jawaballs is?

2. i play IG now...YEAY!

[whiskeyhunta]

lol, the guy was shatterd when he lost

[sk8amped246]

Woot go IG

[jawaballs]

Coming from reserve you can move your model its maximum movment from the table edge. I moved Dante 12". In there assault phase, one of the squads was within 6" so Dante was able to assault him! Guys gotta watch out when they bring their stuff in deep strking while Ihave my reserves because I will assault you if I can!

[40kchaoslord]

models with jump packs are allowed to deep strike from reserve

and some models are allowed to assault the turn they deep strike i believe, not sure about dante though

[Kapelannew]

Avanguard Vets can. nobody else in SM army.

[bulaven]

Vanguard veterans have heroic intervention allowing them to assualt after they deep strike. pretty nasty with power weps.

[SteVieBizzLe101]

when you come on from reserve you make your move from the board edge and act as normal.

[MasterCheif0300]

it really sucks living in denmark! theres no big turnements like in usa, england, holland and all those places! :(

[Wargamer3231]

For the Emporer!

[hardrockfreak1337]

Nice game, and I loved that display at the end. 5/5

[hardrockfreak1337]

First, Models with jump packs can deepstrike.

[jawaballs]

I did not deep strike Dante, I reserved him. Coming from reserves they move as normal, but from the table edge.

[Kimatoo]

sweet

[ouyiatsum]

is the bald guy fritz?

[Coebro]

For a video request could you show us some of the blood angels codex

[jawaballs]

You can download it yourself!

[sk8ergamer123]

yes viacals do get a cover save but its minus 1 on the chart

[Raoh]

Thats one strange IG army no LRs in sight with the new codex it pretty much makes them a must.

[jawaballs]

This was an old codex IG army.

[DeCoYShadow]

Old codex army -.- read the intro

[crazywookie62]

wow look at that big space marine.... that place looks mad fun. you are a realy good player at the game and you have awsome sportsmanship. you are an oppenent i would like to face.

[jawaballs]

In my opinion its no fun to play against or be a jerk. If guys want to rules lawyer, I will state my case and if they persist they win. Unless they are friends of course, in which case I fight them to the bitter end!

[phatmonk6195]

i cant believe he didnt kno jawaballs!!

[AutarchAndrew]

ya thats was good

[MasterBragdon]

great video

[Atrodad]

when will we be seeing Mephiston in your army?

[jawaballs]

Mephiston will arrive this summer. I bought the forge world parts to pimp out his ride at the bunker. Probably August.

[CharlieSwabb]

Very nice battle report.

[nilewow]

was that fritz at 6:06 ?

[WayOfSaimHann]

LOL! Jawaballs has revealed the identity of Fritz! The mystique is over!

[bokkenknuser]

Grats with the victory :D

[ursoulsurviver]

if i used my ig army i would of owned you ( tried to own u)

lol

[ValBL00D]

Nice battle repor!

[jack037907]

could you please do some blood angel tactica vids?

like could you explain some awsome tactics that you would use with a particular model/unit

for example could you explain some cool stuff that dante can do, and what tactics you would use with him.

[jawaballs]

I will be doing a lot of that soon.

[ShortSponger]

hey where is that bunker?

[jawaballs]

Glen Burnie, baltimore

[foolinjected101]

Your opponent looked stunned! I just it when people who have not lost in years gets taken down.

good job!

Do you really have to have a fully painted army to play at a battle bunker?

[jawaballs]

No. Battle Bunker is just a big GW store. We went in and just played on their tables.

[JibbyJabby123]

did u get a golden demon award?

[jawaballs]

Im going as fast as I can! :) I havnt gotten to putting up those vids yet but no, I didnt win. Came close though!

[spyriadon]

how did games day go chris? =]

[jawaballs]

Check my blog I posted there.

[spyriadon]

yeah looked in my foolishness i asked before looking ;)

congrats on the loot =]

[fantacy2is2mi5life]

lol ok

[fantacy2is2mi5life]

lol u so vane jawa tones of 40k player who dont go on u tube lol but u r the best on hear

[jawaballs]

haha. please dont mistake my having fun for vanity. I am just playing around. :)

[rossco14hi]

nice one, btw do you till use the flesh wash to ink your models? if you dont what do you use?

[jawaballs]

Baal Red or Orgryn Flesh wash.